Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (30 New Pics)
Interview With AuthorLet’s talk architecture and let's talk Belgium. What do these two things have in common? Well, you probably need no introduction of Belgium being a land of architectural wonder, with several shifts in design throughout its history creating a rich cross-section of European heritage and design. From Art Nouveau to modernism, the country is known for nailing its architecture.
Except we’re talking the other side of the coin—”Ugly Belgian Houses”—an enigmatic, humorous and eccentric project run by Hannes Coudenys. The project is dedicated entirely to the uglier the better buildings, dwellings, and all kinds of roofs over one’s head.
With 139k Instagram followers, “Ugly Belgian Houses” follows the motto which reads “Better to be ugly than to be boring,” and you can totally see why. But still, don’t try this at home, everyone!
Psst! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous posts with Belgian architectural mishaps and faux pas here and here.
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Hmm
Tried To Call The Architect For An Explanation But He Was Bus-Y
Only if it works, and you could use it as an escape vehicle..
Load More Replies...Residence Evil
I like it...I like the placement of the flowers also...like "I'm angry...but look at my cute flowers"
Gah! Please rotate so the sloped sides are opposite their current positions. I'm not sure how you describe what I'm visualising but the "outer" sides of the windows should be in line with the garage doors. I don't think I can handle this thread.
To find out more about “Ugly Belgian Houses” and how it evolved since we last featured the project a year ago, Bored Panda talked to its creator Hannes Coudenys. Hannes is a media personality with many projects, from owning Hurae creative digital studio to running “Ugly Belgian Houses” and “Like My Ride,” to vlogging on YouTube.
Hannes told us that “Ugly Belgian Houses” has amazingly evolved throughout the year, amassing 139k followers. “I have been visiting a lot of the houses and had some really nice conversations.”
“Meanwhile I am working on a second edition of the book, so I have to call all the owners again,” Hannes said and added “I’ve just had a call with two people who hate me and don’t want their house in my book. I can understand that,” he smiled.
The Ugly Belgian House Is Slowly Wrapping Around Its Prey
And the left part of the yellow/brown one looks super angry. It gives me Jabba the Hutt vibes.
Load More Replies...painting it all white might save this a little...although why oh why did they not put windows on the front wall and/or roof of the left hand extension. Also no need to make the drain pipe your main feature on that wall. Could have easily tucked it along the edge of the wall to hide it
The only problem with the drain pipe is that it has to be along the front somewhere (although not smack dab in the middle) so that it's at the lowest point of the roof
Load More Replies...I Want To Brick Free
That's when the bricklayers bricked themselves into a floor (with every color change) and had to knock a hole in the wall to get back out.
Load More Replies...looks like they took all the leftover supplies and threw it together in a day
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall
They Recently Discovered The Great Garage Of Giza
This one is so bad, I could fall in love with it like a 3 legged puppy.
"Wish I lived there!" - The people who live there and no one else.
When asked why “Ugly Belgian Houses” has gained almost a cult following online, Hannes believes it comes down to “The fact that we all have a certain opinion on what makes a house beautiful. Or ugly. And the fact that these opinions are only opinions.”
The author added that it seems like a lot of Belgians agree that “we have a lot of ugly Belgian houses.”
When asked about the slogan “Better to be ugly than to be boring,” which greets users on the project's Instagram page, Hannes said that “In Belgium, you have a lot of suburbs and housing projects that all look the same and are in fact very boring.” He added: “Something you see in Holland as well. I prefer ugly than these boring creatures.”
Hannes would describe a typical ugly Belgian house as something with “its own quirky uniqueness; A special roof, a special stone, a special decoration, we want to express ourselves via our house.”
Housemoji
Minimalism In Belgium
After harnessing all of that sweet solar energy, you don't want to squander it by having too many windows
Almost everyone's Minecraft house is like this unless they played creative
Load More Replies...Come on - it's got a roof, walls, a window and a door. What more do you need?
Neighbors, Everybody Needs Goth Neighbors
So Where Is Your Architect? Over The Top
Ugh! The tacky, massively over sized, neoclassical porch is hideous. The strange relief sculptures where windows should be are totally out of place and the eagles have a Third Reich vibe. Plus I’m not sure what those weird things are on the roof of both the house and garage. Apart from that it’s lovely.
You have a good eye, I missed it (I tried not to stare at the picture for too long - it's weird and ugly and has too much going on for my taste)
Load More Replies...Cut My House Into Pieces
cut my house into pieces.... this is my home resort Excavation Short ceiling Don't give a f--k if I cut my house, even
Load More Replies...Somehow I feel a connection to it!? Does it reflect my incompleteness?!
Ouch... Shoot the architect/Builder/contractor/whoever did it!
Meh
Architect: "I'll stick a massive shelf here just in case it comes in handy later"
If the fencing, above the first level, was decorative and more elaborate, i believe it would give the home a much more appealing look ~
Load More Replies...It Is In The Darkness That One Finds The Sh**e
And now the rest of the neighbourhood doesn't want windows either
Load More Replies...Purple Pain
This one is just plain stupid and actually takes away valuable living space.
That was my first thought - why would you choose to reduce the space you are entitled to for the sake of a stupid design?
Load More Replies...Perfect for anyone who really wants to live inside an optical illusion
When You’ve Seen The Trailer And You Know The Movie Sucks
Just Another Brick In The Wall
Because that white part that looks like the sky shining through at the bottom isn't sky; it's white paint.
Load More Replies...I tried to find it via google picture search, but google's interpretation of this is "commercial vehicle". Guess it's a little hard to recognize this as a house.
Anyone remember shrek 2 the fairy godmothers house? But it had a factory attached to it? Yea thats this
Peak #uglybelgianhouses
Yes, because you're free to do what you want. This means you have a very wide scale, from excellent to atrocious enough to consider living in the UK or Holland with their super uniform rows upon rows of identikit tiny houses.
Load More Replies...Yes. Was once a burger joint. Needs a little work, though.
Load More Replies...Built by the Old Country relatives of the founder of White Castle.
Door-E Is That You?
"There'sh shomething shticking outta my head..." [falls over]
Load More Replies...Mummy, I’m Home
I think they wanted it o look like the Sydney Opra House? Thats what I'm getting from the pyramid in the corner, and the shapes.
Statue Of Misery
Haters Will Say It’s Photoshop
When you and your neighbor don't agree on how your building should look like
If they say that it's photo-shopped tell them to check it out through fotoforensics.com. It's free. That will show them.
Charlerwa?
The cats are cute but the angels on the garage roof could be lethal in a strong wind
I do think they are ... what do you call it? Not loose
Load More Replies...When you have "Great Expectations" but can only afford a piece of it. . .?
(Turn Around) Every Now And Then I Get A Little Bit Tired Of These Houses
Is This The Real Life?
Looks like a large family had each of their kids decide about how to finish one quadrant of the walls. Also, what the eff happened to the almost-rightmost window (facing towards the house number) that's almost completely bricked up/inside the house? I have questions, so many questions.
Optihouse Prime
Can transform itself into a normal-looking house but chooses not to
Or it's like the TARDIS, and got stuck. Except in a much more embarrassing way.
Load More Replies...I actually think this design is quite clever! If they would add some colorful plants, instead of just the dreary shrubs, on the two sides of the walkway, this home could look very inviting!
Is This A New Jacquemus Purse?
Must be. Despite looking like an electricity substation, it has a street number and a letterbox
Load More Replies...I suspect the owners think this is cutting edge design. Just look at the cheeky feature of rocks and pot to add a certain "je ne sais quoi".
Now That’s A Mancave
lol it looks like it's a wink to Massabielle grotto ( a catholic pilgrimage place in the French pyrénées) 612206-gro...2be8b4.jpg
It's a Maria 'cave' like the one in Lourdes. There are a lot of them in Belgium along with normal little maria chapels.
Load More Replies...Well, it does look like part of it has been microwaved.
Load More Replies...The religious statue convinces me that nothing nefarious is going on inside
Ready For The Third Wave
Allows you to feel seasick without the inconvenience of being on water
I like it in a way.... not the colors, but the shape. It is something else.
The brick and the orange panels definitely seem to fight the shape. More glass and a cleaner finish would definitely help this building.
Load More Replies...S**tamid
This house isn't ugly. It's a perfectly wonderful abode. Half an A frame. Ya'll are overly critical.
Load More Replies...That´s kinda cute...except the statues. Need more green, flowers, vegetables and chickens. Imagine it overgrown with ivy
That's what I was thinking. Take the sculptures, add green and some flowers and it will look lovely!and some outside painting(white) to cover it.
Load More Replies...Well, they did need to save some building costs to buy statues for the yard. . .
If they add a child-size pool in the back, it'll have everything!
Some Houses Never Grow Up
Window Pain
From The Movie Finding Doory
Black & Why?te
That sweet window planter on the house to the right is winning me over
The one on the right looks as if it was made from bits left over from another building
Now They’ve Gone Too Farao
Yes, the rooms are a weird shape but you'll stay young for all eternity
I Believe I Can Cry
The Fatiron Building
Robokot
About the caption: "kot" is Flemish (Belgian Dutch) for shed. (in an other context it can also mean student room)
Cut My House In To Pieces This Is My Last Carport
Nice Trick To Sell Your Ugly Belgian House
My parents have the same thing going on with their house. Also in Belgium offcourse.
At Least The Architect Made His Point
Welcome In The Neighborhoodie
The expensive alternative to simply buying blinds for your bedroom window
Luke, I Am Your House
This house is not 'pretty', neither is it ugly. It has character, and I'd love to see the inside.
Moved Back In With My Parents
Clap Along If You Feel Like A Roof Without A Room
It’s Blushing!
A Game Of Sh*tris
I'm intrigued by the broken glass panel in the front door. Burglars trying to get in or owner desperate to get out?
Most likely: the owner locked himself out, and broke the window to get back in. Burglary attempts on the front side of a house are extremely rare.
Load More Replies...I Don’t Pink So
I Visited One Of The Houses For Eenbe
A little bit of context: the creator of "Ugly Belgian Houses" has a part in a show on Belgian tv channel "Eén" where he visits people to ask them to react to their house being featured on his blog.
Frank Lloyd Wrong
Caption This
Yellow. It Ain't Me You're Looking For
If I Ever Shoot The Movie 'Two Alfa Romeo's & Julia' I Know Where To Go
5 Steps To The Left, 5 Steps To The Right, Slide Real Smooth
This Is My Church, This Is Where I Hurt My Heels
Clap Along If You Feel Like A Room Without A Roof
Don’t Think Out Of The Box. Just Get Rid Of This Box
The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Was On Fire
Flat roofs are a pain having to replace them every 12-20 years depending on the quality of the last roofer.
I’m Flabberhousted
This one looks like it used to be some sort of public utility; electricity substation, water pumping station, or similar.
It is indeed.... I know this one, not too far from where I used to live. Used to be an electricity substation is a row of old miner's houses of similar width. The actual houses around it used to be just a tad bigger (in floor space, not width)
Load More Replies...When Your Door Want Its Own House
Ugly? Sink Again
I Don’t Understand
Please Close The Toilet Lid
Designed In Autocad
Blinded By The Stair Of Flights
Housenumber 69
Wall-E?
When You Discover Belgium Is Currently Hardest-Hit By The Coronavirus
Where Is The Ski Lift Please?
Giant Cat Ate A House
Caption This!
Caption This
Abandon Ship!
Piece Of Cake
There Is No Point
Before You Make Your Opinion, Remember There Are Three Sides To This Story
The Eye Of The Tiger (I Mean Lion Look Closely)
Tintin In Belgium
I Hope His Doorbell Goes Yin Yang
Why Doesn’t Bpost Deliver My Package?
Le Sh*teau
Up Yours
Did The Eagles Split?!
I Wet My Plants
Say what you want, in Belgium people have the freedom to build their houses exactly like they want it to be. In the Netherlands there are about 923 000 rules and regulations to follow when you want to design and build your own house to keep just as much civil servants busy who all are searching for something to annoy the hell out of you. "Sir, you have permission to build with white bricks, but this white is too white, you have to tear it down or paint it in the approved white." "Sir, you've painted your house white, but that's too white. Remove the paint."
I agree that we might have a bit too much rules in The Netherlands. Then again, the Dutch “lintbebouwing” (is there a proper English word for that?) usually looks much nicer than the Belgian one (or to my opinion at least).
Load More Replies...Belgians seem to forget to build the rest of the house…a lot
Lol, this guy hasn't been to Russia for sure. There are whole ugly cities
We do have some very unattractive houses here. The up-side compared to America tho, is that when it’s windy ours do stay upstanding.
Is anyone else cringing at each introduction? Seriously BP, sometimes there are no words needed!
The titles are lifted from the original post, BP isn't paying someone to come up with these.
Load More Replies...I actually liked quite a few of these. Perhaps the interior design of some of them was responsible for the unorthodox exterior. Whatever the reason, " not my circus, not my monkey. "
Say what you want, in Belgium people have the freedom to build their houses exactly like they want it to be. In the Netherlands there are about 923 000 rules and regulations to follow when you want to design and build your own house to keep just as much civil servants busy who all are searching for something to annoy the hell out of you. "Sir, you have permission to build with white bricks, but this white is too white, you have to tear it down or paint it in the approved white." "Sir, you've painted your house white, but that's too white. Remove the paint."
I agree that we might have a bit too much rules in The Netherlands. Then again, the Dutch “lintbebouwing” (is there a proper English word for that?) usually looks much nicer than the Belgian one (or to my opinion at least).
Load More Replies...Belgians seem to forget to build the rest of the house…a lot
Lol, this guy hasn't been to Russia for sure. There are whole ugly cities
We do have some very unattractive houses here. The up-side compared to America tho, is that when it’s windy ours do stay upstanding.
Is anyone else cringing at each introduction? Seriously BP, sometimes there are no words needed!
The titles are lifted from the original post, BP isn't paying someone to come up with these.
Load More Replies...I actually liked quite a few of these. Perhaps the interior design of some of them was responsible for the unorthodox exterior. Whatever the reason, " not my circus, not my monkey. "
