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Twitter’s a pretty good reflection of real life when you think about it: lots of laughs, plenty of noise and outrage, and some oases of awesomeness here and there. Ironically, some of the best, most viral, and fun tweets out there can be found not on any of Twitter’s accounts on their own social media platform, but on their official Instagram page. Say what?

We’ve collected some of the most iconic, viral, and awesome tweets from Twitter’s Instagram account for you to enjoy. Upvote the crème de la crème tweets that you enjoyed the most and let us know why you liked them in the comments. And we’d love to hear all about the best tweets you’ve ever seen, so don’t be shy—share your thoughts.

Oh, and in case you were wondering: yes, Twitter also has a Facebook page and is on YouTube too. What’s next? Instagram having an account on Twitter? Oh, wait.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
5 years ago

Seems reasonable lol.

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lucky you are not sleeping with one of them.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Tut tut. He'll be fine.

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    While thinking about one social media company having a profile on a competing social media platform is making my head spin and my nose bleed, it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

    It’s all about reaching out to the largest number of people possible. So not making an account on your competitors’ sites would be a mistake. Especially when they’re using your platform to promote themselves. And a bit of friendly rivalry is always a good thing for growth. Both personal, and financial.

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ouch, this hits so close to home

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YES and then you both sound like constipated seals and can't stop laughing at that. God I miss that..

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    You just are.

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    You could write entire books and research papers about why Twitter is successful. Some praise its accessibility and simplicity of design. While others point out that it’s a great tool for businesses to communicate with their customers.

    Meanwhile, some people believe that Twitter is a place where strangers yell at each other and the lack of moderation degrades the value of the content by creating echo chambers. Though that lack of moderation has been changing recently and being replaced by stricter censorship rules.

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    Whatever you might think about Twitter, it’s here to stay for a long, long time. And it’s going to keep on picking out the most awesome tweets for us to enjoy. You can be sure Twitter’ll be sharing them. On Instagram.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Incredibly sweet and where is the hidden mic in my house?

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    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And then I hit shuffle a million times trying to get the right song, but just tapping it is cheating

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    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YES.

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Two words: Reddit. Reddit. Three other words: Choose.

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    Rachel Peterson
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oh my, this still has me giggling!!

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    Justin G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But what vegetables?

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why is this so accurate?

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It would be awesome but the ending would be rather traumatic

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    TL;DR

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Idaaoyama
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That is so my mom an me :D Then I open the task manager, force quit the unresponsive program, and suddenly I am Hackerman.

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    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I do that so my friends’ dogs don’t freak out barking. Skip straight to the joy part.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Just let her think her Grandson is a phone whisperer

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    #19

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Frankly, email providers are not totally relyable services, and chances are this mailbox sometimes received an email saying "If you do not respond within 30 days, we assume it is all right if we delete any emails older than six months". The idea is charming, but better use an offline archive with a second copy online. (This applies to anything important.)

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My mum did too. Are our mum’s secretly related?

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    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    sorry, I was being mean cause I like you

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am not a morning person. I am also not a night or day person either lol.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Replace jeans with bras. Much worse.

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    You ever known when somebody has read WAY too many "New Yorker Recommends" books?

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    James Colon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This doesn't go for just video calls either, lol.

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That and "Buy 2 get 3"

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    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I just.... xdfgvbhjkljlhubty and that's what my files are called.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    The real answer is "Do you like onesies and breast pumps?"

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    She found herself a brony

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    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Two different species of things

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Luke warm is the temperature inside of a Taun-Taun on the ice planet Hoth (I’ll show myself out)

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    🧈Beanie the Dog🧈
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I’m with you there on the pizza rolls.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes. I have a dog daughter, a cat son and then four chicken daughters.

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    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    For some reason this makes me feel sad inside.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In hindsight, the tipping point may have been when they asked why I was out here and I responded, 'Just for the halibut.'

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Accurate

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    #37

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Older brother pretended to be very careful about slicing off the crust part at the counter, held the bread part to my younger brother, said "How's that?" The 4yo younger bother approved. Older brother then just put the crust side face down on the PB&J sandwich. Little dumass never knew the difference. Wisdom, yo.

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    The one and only
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am w h e e z i n g

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wish I had the guts to admit that sometimes.

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    MrsPossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And on the weekend? Why, a sleep marathon, of course!! 😁

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Black lives matter. Charge police who murder black people.

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel ya, Dude.

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    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    same

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You have to talk to people you really like.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I agree but I think it maybe because of the sauce and meat. For penne the sauce and meat go inside the tube, for fettuccine the sauce just coats the pasta and for spirals the meat gets stuck between the the spirally bits etc.

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think you're my spirit animal!

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No I do this and my bf keeps talking..

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I don't mind if he doesn't party with my friends, as long as he's waiting for me to get home and lets me tell him all about it :)

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hate airport prices. When i was 15 my period started unexpectetly in a airport. I was alone, flying out to see my family and didnt have enough cash on me to buy airport tampons. I was so ashamed to walk around and find a women that could help me out. :(

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    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My brain cells must be in the middle of a fight right now cause that s**t ain't been happening.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you don't use them on Facebook your friends worry you're depressed or have laryngitis.

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    Dana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I cannot relate to this

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yet FIRST hitting BORED PANDAAAAAAA!

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    Tracy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    More like suede nectarines.

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Working from home alone *gotta get an imaginary coworker to blame things on*

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Get him to do your face routine on you.

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    Mary Maney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    EXACTLY how do moms not get this? We would rather wallow in an argument than admit defeat and apologize and hug.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least its straight when I'm done!

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    Iann Dior
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OMFG I'M DYING

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love this!

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    Matilda Haschek
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    thats what im like lol and i asked my friend if it was weird and he was like "no its just good manners and treating people right no matter what their job is."

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think that's the noise that Tim Allen always made on Home Improvement.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *if the spider is big enough i will move out and allow it to keep living in my home

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bit like me. If texting continues going back and forth then I just call the person. I hate texting full convos. Texts to me are short and sweet.

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    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love this!

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Raising her right.

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    ThatGuv
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *, you're TOO CLOSE.

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    #68

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The life expectancy for trans people, especially black trans people in the US, is depressing.

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Because we don't want to make her feel bad. Yes, I understand.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm baby

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yup. You're welcome.

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    isn't everyone like that? But again I don't get sick often

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    Ember
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ha ha ha! 🎶

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    #75

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I advise straight-up being yourself. If they don't like the real you, they won't stay just because of that first month and a half.

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This one, I also like. A calm, acknowledging message.

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    Iann Dior
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me lol

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tell me whyy?

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
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    5 years ago

    Donald? Ya hear that Donald??? DONALD!!!

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    Just_A_Pansexual_Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ah so real!

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    #81

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    PearlsNotSecretRapCareer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    NONONO CLOSE IT.

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Italian Wedding Soup sounds interesting. I might have to Google the recipe for that one.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
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    5 years ago

    I just went to the kitchen sauteed....

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    Dana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wasn't it cuz his dog got burrs on him? I know it is a joke, I just remember something about a dog

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I remember when the phone rang and I would say "honey, could you get that, my hands are wet."

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    #86

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    CAELYN MORALES
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You have been chosen!

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ha. That reminds me of the story of the woman who was spelling her name out over the phone, "N for Nellie..." and then received a letter addressed to "Mrs N. Fenelli".

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yep, that’s about the gist of American college system

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm gonna send the people who invented read receipts a voice memo of me screaming

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    Antonio Lucio Vivaldi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My problem exactly!

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bored Panda is screenshots of Instagram's screenshots of tweets oh no

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, wait, just my Twitter, phone, and heart. I was wearing sunglasses.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think that last one is the real relationship killer.

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    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    All about that rest

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    Dana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh I can definitely relate to this one, especially in fandoms.

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    Tracy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bottom right

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It still doesn't stop the US cops from killing unarmed black people though.

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    Iann Dior
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    True tho

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    Mary Maney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I pop an icebreaker before putting one on. It really helps!

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    Mary Maney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes yes and yes. Peppermint mocha, lemon water, orange juice coz i get dizzy an it help

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    Az
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why does he have to stop? Keep cooking brother!

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Focus, focus, focus. (And don't take any Speed!). ;oP

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    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oh no not greg

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I definitely want neither of those things.

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    Iann Dior
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    dam

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    (Dramatic music plays)
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    5 years ago

    .... i dont get it?

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    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is gold. Hope she found a match. ;oP

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    Mary Maney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Smash the clove w/ a chefs knife an skin peels right off plus it releases all the flavor juices/ oils

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes, but "Could you keep your distance" is also killing it right then and right there....

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually it was a woman who created a machine to fold the tan paper grocery bags we use today.

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait.... are likes gone?

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    Tsunade
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok when I can drive that shall be seen

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    #114

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    DogMatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This year, it's been the period between new year's day and Christmas. So far.

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yeah I just got rejected soooo..... I get this A lot. I also feel like a clown right now

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    Iann Dior
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    dam

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ?

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So, I’m a philosopher now.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Doesn't work. Before you know it you're the "go to" person for advice on relationships, a quick explanation of the quantum theorie, food tips, dresscode and how to tune a V8 crate engine.

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago

    Might be yours if I don't wait any longer than five and I'm not here when you do turn up.

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    Stack o' Pancakes
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    5 years ago

    and I'd be ignoring it.

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    Mimi777
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    5 years ago

    Or you’d tell them to call u back after like 9 or something when it was free.

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    Katherine Boag
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    5 years ago

    Free the tity but protecc the city

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    5 years ago

    January: let's get that gym membership.

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    Az
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    5 years ago

    That's the perfect way to get on my nerves.

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    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Huh?

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