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35 Of The Funniest Tweets About Being A Parent To Twins
Prepare yourselves for a hilarious helping of double trouble, dear Pandas! What can we say, twins are absolutely awesome. They make life way more fun not only because of their witty interactions with each other but also because they give parents a lot of opportunities to share their humorous insights on social media.
To show you what we mean, the bamboo-munching team here at Bored Panda has traveled all over the internet to find the funniest and most relatable twin parenting tweets for you to enjoy. Scroll down, upvote your fave tweets, and let us know which ones you loved the most and why.
Raising twins comes with its own unique challenges. For one, there’s the simple practical fact that you have twice as many mouths to feed, diapers to change, and college funds to start. However, that’s not all.
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Kennedy Johnson 5 years ago
Yep, same thing happens to my cousins! When we take pictures we just started giving them signs!
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TruestBlack 5 years ago
People would ask my brother and I if we were identical. We always answered yes.
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WolfGirl23 5 years ago
I wonder if anyone named the twins as baby's but then got them mixed up and switched names and they kept those switched names for the rest of their life and it wasent their real name.
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JitkaBlitka 5 years ago
Its the same with regular siblings. And the toy doesn't even be real, my kids are able to put an hour long fight over pretend cake.
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Louloubelle 5 years ago
As a rule for many twin parents - you change one diaper, you change both. Gotta keep them on the same schedule. So, one day, as they were getting really good at crawling and wriggling away, I change one diaper, grab the other baby, change him. A couple of hours later I change diapers again, and realize that I had changed one, and then changed the same one again. On the first changing, I just thought the one hadn't peed that much. On the second changing, the one that never got changed had the most incredibly wet diaper. This is when you realize how good your diapers are.
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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Technically, having one kid at a time is the worst option here, because it's insanity. As in, inside of the line. The twins option, however, goes above the line, presumably outside of the line, making it outsanity. Ok, I'll go now.
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Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago
Pretty sure that's just parenting more than one kid. Aren't older & younger siblings famed to have competitive rivalries as well?
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Amy Begun Saab 5 years ago
My brother and i played that game too!! But it was in the late 1970's
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 5 years ago
If I would have twins I would definitely use this with everyone.
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Joseph OReilly 5 years ago
Ay, ya wee c**t, if ya dinny stop repeatin what I'm saying you'll be pickin up ya teeth with broken fingahs
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Erik Granqvist 5 years ago
Raising twins are the easiest thing. I mean, me and my twin brother were basically small angels. My parents had the easiest job in rhe world with us. Just hopes my old parents never read this.... because, well...
Louloubelle 5 years ago
I have 21 year old twins. A lot of this is true, and funny. But I wouldn't have changed it for a minute. I look at my kids compared with many of the singeltons out there. My kids seemed easier. They had a built in playmate, so they didn't get bored as easily. They learned from very young how to share, so they learned not to fight. I always tease they were "self-regulating". Before I could step in, they usually resolved their issues. Perhaps not in a way I would have preferred, but it worked for them. They figured out fairly quickly, hitting was not a good option. The other hit back.
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staysdontstray 5 years ago
Apparently my parents had quite a hard time raising my twin brother and I but they were super happy when they found out they were having twins, because they had been trying for a while with no success :)
Louloubelle 5 years ago
Raising any kids isn't a cakewalk. Twins as infants - a bit exhausting. But as they get older, it's like raising any two kids, with a few differences here and there. But I imagine every set of twins is different, just like any kids are different. And I get the being super happy. I was 40 when I had mine.
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Bean flavored Fujioshi 5 years ago
:'3 i'll break it to all of you non-twins..we don't have powers...yes yes...that is true.
Jackson Sharpe 5 years ago
not true. mom and her identical twin can feel a disturbance in the force
Load More Replies... Legen ( wait for it ) dary 5 years ago (edited)
I read all the posts and some comments just to learn the formula on "how to make twins" , but nobody let it out. C'mon people, just post it. Plus points for girls 👭😂
Louloubelle 5 years ago
This is what my fertility doc told me - fraternal twins run in families. Identical twins are "freaks of nature". I have the freaks. lol
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TheAmethyst_404 5 years ago
as a twin, Names...what are those. It's face and face. Always need matching clothes. And stupid things....like eating toothpaste when we were 5.
Louloubelle 5 years ago
I dressed mine the same exactly once. For the first picture I had taken of them, professionally. I'm lazy by nature. There was no way I was going to plan outfits and plan laundry to make sure those outfits were clean at the same time. That aside, I realized this is what gives twins no sense of self - making them into one person. From that point on, I made sure they didn't wear matching outfits. I let them pick their own clothes as soon as they could make their wishes known.
Load More Replies... Esca Sav 5 years ago
I swear if I end up having triplets or quadruplets, I'm going to get confused on who is who... I'd barely be able to handle twins... let alone even an only child... What I'm trying to say is that either way I'm going to forget their names
Louloubelle 5 years ago
Don't worry about that. I'm the youngest of 5 kids, my mother would go down the line until she got the right name. And yes, as a female, she did call me by my brother's names once in a while.
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jasper 5 years ago
True story: I once worked in an insurance office where a couple came in to have their van inspected. They had a commercial van they had outfitted with seats and seatbelts. For their 8 kids. 1 five-year old, 5 two-year olds, and a set of 8 month old twins. I still think about them, 25 years later!
Erik Granqvist 5 years ago
Raising twins are the easiest thing. I mean, me and my twin brother were basically small angels. My parents had the easiest job in rhe world with us. Just hopes my old parents never read this.... because, well...
Louloubelle 5 years ago
I have 21 year old twins. A lot of this is true, and funny. But I wouldn't have changed it for a minute. I look at my kids compared with many of the singeltons out there. My kids seemed easier. They had a built in playmate, so they didn't get bored as easily. They learned from very young how to share, so they learned not to fight. I always tease they were "self-regulating". Before I could step in, they usually resolved their issues. Perhaps not in a way I would have preferred, but it worked for them. They figured out fairly quickly, hitting was not a good option. The other hit back.
Load More Replies... staysdontstray 5 years ago
Apparently my parents had quite a hard time raising my twin brother and I but they were super happy when they found out they were having twins, because they had been trying for a while with no success :)
Louloubelle 5 years ago
Raising any kids isn't a cakewalk. Twins as infants - a bit exhausting. But as they get older, it's like raising any two kids, with a few differences here and there. But I imagine every set of twins is different, just like any kids are different. And I get the being super happy. I was 40 when I had mine.
Load More Replies... Bean flavored Fujioshi 5 years ago
:'3 i'll break it to all of you non-twins..we don't have powers...yes yes...that is true.
Jackson Sharpe 5 years ago
not true. mom and her identical twin can feel a disturbance in the force
Load More Replies... Legen ( wait for it ) dary 5 years ago (edited)
I read all the posts and some comments just to learn the formula on "how to make twins" , but nobody let it out. C'mon people, just post it. Plus points for girls 👭😂
Louloubelle 5 years ago
This is what my fertility doc told me - fraternal twins run in families. Identical twins are "freaks of nature". I have the freaks. lol
Load More Replies... TheAmethyst_404 5 years ago
as a twin, Names...what are those. It's face and face. Always need matching clothes. And stupid things....like eating toothpaste when we were 5.
Louloubelle 5 years ago
I dressed mine the same exactly once. For the first picture I had taken of them, professionally. I'm lazy by nature. There was no way I was going to plan outfits and plan laundry to make sure those outfits were clean at the same time. That aside, I realized this is what gives twins no sense of self - making them into one person. From that point on, I made sure they didn't wear matching outfits. I let them pick their own clothes as soon as they could make their wishes known.
Load More Replies... Esca Sav 5 years ago
I swear if I end up having triplets or quadruplets, I'm going to get confused on who is who... I'd barely be able to handle twins... let alone even an only child... What I'm trying to say is that either way I'm going to forget their names
Louloubelle 5 years ago
Don't worry about that. I'm the youngest of 5 kids, my mother would go down the line until she got the right name. And yes, as a female, she did call me by my brother's names once in a while.
Load More Replies... jasper 5 years ago
True story: I once worked in an insurance office where a couple came in to have their van inspected. They had a commercial van they had outfitted with seats and seatbelts. For their 8 kids. 1 five-year old, 5 two-year olds, and a set of 8 month old twins. I still think about them, 25 years later!
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