The government urges residents not to venture outside. Authorities warn against using public transport. Dozens of schools shut their doors, and hospitals cancel nonessential procedures. No, this is not an introduction to a dystopian novel. It’s Britons sweltering under scorching weather as record-breaking temperatures soar this week. The Met Office, the national meteorological service for the UK, has issued the first-ever red warning for exceptional heat because temperatures of 40 C (or 104 F) have been forecast for the very first time.
If you have always lived in hotter climates, you might be laughing at these numbers. We get it! But remember, we’re talking about a country that’s unaccustomed to such sizzling temperatures. Given how the UK is notorious for awful weather, there is always plenty of reaction from its citizens whenever they find themselves nearly melting from the heat.
So the nation did what it does best: laughed through the climate crisis with the help of funny memes and tweets. We at Bored Panda have gathered some hilariously British reactions that sum up this latest heatwave, so grab a cold drink, blast the AC, and scroll down to enjoy this list. Be sure to upvote the most relatable posts and let us know how you’re maintaining your sanity in this heatwave in the comment section below!
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Thank you for this. I feel like a social pariah for loving Winter and hating Summer.
I think this is both beautiful and effective! I am in Australia and would like it if they had things like this!
I'm doing this for delivery drivers in the UK now, my grocery guy was blown away by a free cold bottle of water and the chance to refill his own bottle, I see American posts where people leave baskets out... never thought id be doing it in the UK.
We'll never stop climate change while the mega-rich continue to have their d**k measuring contest, by sending rockets into orbit. (Looking at you Musk and Bezos.) 👀
and for the love of God don't leave small children or dogs in a car, whilst you just pop into a shop ...please
I think this graph is showing the difference in temperature between the two periods, rather than the actual temperature itself, which is why some people think it's fake e.g. "how can Antartica be hotter than the equator?" It's not, but the temperature increase is higher than at the equator, which is definitely a possibility. Maybe I'm mistaken, but either way, the info in the graph could be clearer
we have high and low bird baths, hedgehog water bowls, big baths for washing in and little ones for drinking, our cats have fans and ice cubes and the curtains are closed and the conservatory is off limits its like a blast furnace in there
and there's me just thinking the 5 second rule was for noms dropped on the floor ...good advice thanks
During our similar heat wave last summer (high of 108 F) all you had to turn on for a shower was the COLD water tap. The water was plenty warm from the ambient heat, almost hot even.
90 Super-Mega-Corporations, most of the Energy Industry, produce about 70% of climate change pollution. The idea that you and I can't have plastic straws is a fable foisted on the world by a think-tank at BP in the 90's. Link: https://www.science.org/content/article/just-90-companies-are-blame-most-climate-change-carbon-accountant-says
Works for people too. Pinch the skin up on your forearm. It should return in a semi-hippotamus (as measured by the new banana metric system).
Tradition trumps common sense and compassion? In this heat, the queen’s guards should not be outside.
on casual Fridays its all of the above but swap the shoes for socks and sandals, maybe throw a cheeky knotted hanky on your head.
And everywhere in the U.K. Why is it hot in a place that's mostly cold? WHY?We don't like this weather. The weather needs to change. We want our cloudy and rainy days back.
Absolutely agree! No good burying your head in the sand, it will just bloody burn off.
As imagined by Salvador Dali: "The Persistence of Memory of small boats"
What are the requirements? And where do I sign up? 🌞😩🥵👻 (Actual images of me today. I couldn't find the melting emoji otherwise I would've used that as well)
According to this map, the only thing needed is for us to move to the blue area. Problem solved.
I mean the increase in storms, tornados, floods, etc are also a result of our planet being on fire (aka global warming)... So issue a health warning and do something about it (people's healths important too, cause a lot of people die from heat stroke)
I think it's currently cooler in Hell, than it is in the UK right now. 🤔
All thus advice is useful. But the biggest advice is change our lifestyles, stop abusing the planet or burn to death.
I was on the last flight from London Luton yesterday to Ireland because the runway melted. Weird take off. I'm much happier in the 18c in the west coast of Ireland
Brit here facing 38°/39° heat today. It is hell. My poor dog is going crazy because he hasn't been able to go on walks in days (he's a collie and those high exercise needs have never been more obvious). Airport runways have melted. The air is still and, when it's not, the breeze is warm. I'm lucky; I've finished school and can stay in the house all day. I can only feel great pity for the poor bastards who have to go outside and on buses/in trains/in cars. To my fellow heatwave suffers, please stay inside when possible (trust me, it IS cooler inside, even if it's not much) and remember to drink lots <3
I am sooo glad I took time off this week.The long walk/off leash times are in the early morning. Noon it's only 5 minutes to get all that water he drinks out of him. If your digs have trouble drinking try cucumber or ice cubes with some flavouring (I use Leberwurst).Indoor search games are great to keep working breeds occupied.
Load More Replies...Seems like the Brit infrastructure can only cope with one weather type: mild. When in the UK, in the summer I had a train cancelled because it was too hot. In autumn, because there were leaves on the line. In winter, because it was too cold. In Spring, ... Actually, the trains I got were fine in spring 😆
We don’t do anything that can be categorised outside of ‘normal’. We can’t even say that we struggle with extreme, these temperatures are far from extreme but we are way outside of our comfort zone right now. I’m sat in my very old house with 12”+ thick stone walls and it’s cool and calm, I shall be here observing the chaos and watching roads outside melt with a smug smile on my face, a/c? Pffff get herself a house built in 1700s 😀
Load More Replies...I find 40+ pretty is unpleasant, even if happens every year. Don't envy those poor buggers unaccustomed to 30 even.
I'm absolutely not accustomed to 30°C and less so to 40. We reached 40°C today for the first time since temperature recordings (this is in northern Germany). I'm glad I could stay inside all day and also that it's supposed to be much cooler tomorrow. No one here has AC in their homes, so we're all melting like wax.
Load More Replies...Brit here facing 38°/39° heat today. It is hell. My poor dog is going crazy because he hasn't been able to go on walks in days (he's a collie and those high exercise needs have never been more obvious). Airport runways have melted. The air is still and, when it's not, the breeze is warm. I'm lucky; I've finished school and can stay in the house all day. I can only feel great pity for the poor bastards who have to go outside and on buses/in trains/in cars. To my fellow heatwave suffers, please stay inside when possible (trust me, it IS cooler inside, even if it's not much) and remember to drink lots <3
I am sooo glad I took time off this week.The long walk/off leash times are in the early morning. Noon it's only 5 minutes to get all that water he drinks out of him. If your digs have trouble drinking try cucumber or ice cubes with some flavouring (I use Leberwurst).Indoor search games are great to keep working breeds occupied.
Load More Replies...Seems like the Brit infrastructure can only cope with one weather type: mild. When in the UK, in the summer I had a train cancelled because it was too hot. In autumn, because there were leaves on the line. In winter, because it was too cold. In Spring, ... Actually, the trains I got were fine in spring 😆
We don’t do anything that can be categorised outside of ‘normal’. We can’t even say that we struggle with extreme, these temperatures are far from extreme but we are way outside of our comfort zone right now. I’m sat in my very old house with 12”+ thick stone walls and it’s cool and calm, I shall be here observing the chaos and watching roads outside melt with a smug smile on my face, a/c? Pffff get herself a house built in 1700s 😀
Load More Replies...I find 40+ pretty is unpleasant, even if happens every year. Don't envy those poor buggers unaccustomed to 30 even.
I'm absolutely not accustomed to 30°C and less so to 40. We reached 40°C today for the first time since temperature recordings (this is in northern Germany). I'm glad I could stay inside all day and also that it's supposed to be much cooler tomorrow. No one here has AC in their homes, so we're all melting like wax.
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