Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Factually correct.

He's BAD, he's BAD. He's really, really BAD XP

Not wrong.

Crowley, sauntering vaguely downwards.

This spoke to me in the most bizarre way. I feel driven now, like I have a purpose. Probably won't last but it is a nice feeling at the moment.

Oh yeah 👍

He's got a point.

I know that feeling! If a politician talks anti labour c**p, I'd always like them to shovel a bit in the sun at 35°C so they can learn what it's like to actually work. But then I remember that I wouldn't like to spend my day listening to their whining and watching their incompetence.

I do. I go on Bored Panda.

Oof

Let's play a guessing game with this one. I'll go first: Anti-Vaxxers ...

Oh thank you so much for this black and brown backpack when I literally make pink my entire personality!

Satan telling the harsh truth here.

Touche' XD

Wait till you hear about Ganesh

When I found out I was bi! (I'm ace and pan now but my first lgbtq identity was bi.) And according to the religious homophobes, I'm going there!

Have just had a look at the Instagram site and its over 2 years old. Looks like something happened in European Football which could explain that title🤣 (Italy beat England on penalties)

Thank you

Lmao. Better stick to protein, Vegans.

First impressions sure do make a difference

Was he in Phoenix this summer?

Make me stop. Loser.

No it’s when your mum forces you to call individual people up to thank them for the presents whilst she’s listening to your every word

Ouch

"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

Welcome to Hell where you have to argue the truth with an anti-vaxxer flat earther from westboro baptist church

I don't know. I have been waiting to get it better for quite sometime now? Now I am at this stage where I am asking Satan for life advice! FML!

Chinese finger trap. He falls for it every time.

Ayo, that title 🤨📸

dark humor can be a coping mechanism, especially for people who've been through hell and back, trauma, ptsd, depression etc, can makee s**t situations mor tolorable

I imagine that hey-ll’s waiting room would be a swell place for the newly dæmnèd to start their eternal suffering. Sign in, and waaaaiiiit the tv is tuned to the worst. possible. programming and you can’t change it.

And aloe ain't gonna help with that burn.

I put the "fun" in "funeral"

Who is she?

Its hard being that perfect! /j

Now don't insult dogs, that isn't nice, and calling me a dog means I'm cute, which I am not.

Not me. I keep getting close and pop! I'm back again. A bit like when you are about to make a massive sneeze and it goes away

I think they are talking about John Constantine. The one soul the devil would collect himself... 😲

Moodddd

And he gave you resting b***h face because he knew you wanted to be left the heck alone. 👍😀

I love winter tbf. I'm bad at dealing with it but cold weather makes me happy I just need a massive coat

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