Do parents who believe having a screaming baby is "magical" actually exist? For the record, I have a one-year-old kid at home myself, so I have some experience with this. The beginning is a gory and traumatic event, followed by an extended a poo-and-pee-and-vomit-filled sleepless night. You scold yourself for not applying yourself more when you were younger, because you have a sinking suspicion that you'll never have the chance to do anything "for yourself" ever again.

Many of these funny and cynical parenting eCards are true. The sound of deep breathing indicating sleep, sometime between 7PM and 1AM means that "my" "day" has finally begun. And "friends" without kids, or with a dog, who tell us they "can imagine" what it must be like you regard with such disdain, you're glad you don't have time to see them anymore. But being "too exhausted to argue anymore?" HA! More like gasoline on the fire.

Panda parents — which of these cards hits the nail on the head?

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CassieWilliams
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5 years ago

"Do you need to talk?" Eyeroll. Huff. "No, Mom" ... Mom sits down to write a book. "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" "Mom" ... -.-

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LindaChase
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5 years ago

Laine Sacco

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MeghanSanchez
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5 years ago

Ding ding ding!

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Pemberton
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5 years ago

Dogs and cats might have the same idea...

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ColleenSinclair
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5 years ago

True...It has been five years

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GinaSmith
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5 years ago

Reverse it and then it'd be true :)

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MartyBlackEagle-Carl
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5 years ago

NOW you tell me....

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MarkeHervo
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5 years ago

Maybe.

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EmmaPeel
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5 years ago

Hahaha!!! Never wanted them never had them and eternally grateful!

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VanTran
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5 years ago

Cant stop laughing at this :-))))

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Nickie
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5 years ago

Well then I was a parent for 7 years, as I "babysat" my little brother 24/7 (waking him, readying us both for the day, dropping off at daycare on my way to junior high, picking him up after and feeding, playing, reading, bathing, etc...eventually putting him to bed and starting all over) until I got married and moved out of state. He called me mommy and sometimes forget who our real mom was. The worst part was that was all when he was young, and now he remembers none of it, and treats me like a distant second cousin.

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RoseLord
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5 years ago

Lol bottles...

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DanielleWolf
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5 years ago

Yes!!!!!

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Nickie
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5 years ago

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If this was Jeopardy I'd be yelling "What is something a serial killer would say!"

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SnowflakedeWinter
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5 years ago

For my mom that is probably a name of some strange planet (even when there are witnesses present) :)

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Cathy Farmer
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4 years ago

Ha ha. Paved with good intentions.

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EmmaPeel
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5 years ago

So freaking true!!!! Takes just a bit of common sense to don a condom. Duh

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qrkozbjl
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4 years ago

LOL - spoken like a Kardashian ;)

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SmileyRie
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5 years ago

Let's see now - I love him more than anyone in the world, I keep him safe, I know the difference between a hurt/hungry/scared woof, I teach him things, he teaches me things, he makes me laugh, I love making him happy, I look after him when he's sick. I'm the most important person in his world & he in mine. So yeah - loving my dog does give me a slight insight into parenting. My child just has fur!

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LaszloMolnar
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nine months? What about the breastfeeding months?

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CrackrJax
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5 years ago

Isn't it E for effort?? Or has the entitled generation changed that?

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SnowflakedeWinter
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5 years ago

Sad but true in Serbia (country in east Europe)

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MandyMason
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5 years ago

Why even have children if you're going to feel this way?

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CrackrJax
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5 years ago

Bahahahahaha

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EmmaPeel
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No you won't. You will suck my tit til you are 45 years old

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TarynWallace
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5 years ago

Take a ridiculous amount of the same pictures Post said pictures Clog up others walls with pictures Become un friended because you posted too many baby pictures and your childless friends are sick of seeing them.

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