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Many things can go wrong when traveling. From overpriced airport snacks and an upset stomach, to realizing your Airbnb looks nothing like the photos and getting scammed at a tourist trap, nobody’s immune to failure when out and about somewhere abroad.

So when Jimmy Fallon announced another iconic “Hashtags Time!” asking people to describe their weirdest and funniest travel experiences, it hit close to home for many people out there. Jimmy himself wrote that “I was on a long trip with three transfers and was somehow next to a crying baby on every single flight,” which made me relate so much. In fact, when I board the plane and spot a baby on board, I know this is where my place is.

Scroll down through some of the most hilarious travel failures people endured and shared for the #TravelFail challenge.

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Lauren
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet Karen Conway is from Canada. Smarties in the US are small powdery tablet candy that comes in a roll. And my favorite! :o)

Kross T.
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like (US) Smarties too! They were some of my favorite candies growing up. They used to be pretty common in the mixed candy selections you'd see at school or festivals or whatnot. I rarely see them now. Also, thanks for pointing out the difference between American and Canadian... had no idea they had a different kind of Smarties... all this time, I thought my Canadian friends just enjoyed sweet/tart candies that came in rolls!

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Meh
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to get down voted for this but : Maybe the dad was trying to make a point?My husband and myself would have eaten them ourselves too. Not because we wanted them but because we don't believe in giving sweets to children who are playing up, keeping them busy/distracted with activities, talking to them etc yes but giving sweets or other treats just sends the wrong message. I'm no judging or anything I'm just offering an idea of what the parent was thinking. I would always be annoyed when anyone offered treats when my children were playing up ( luckily not often).

Joanne Lawrence
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's fair, and I respect parents that do that. But on the other hand, I also don't judge parents who placate their kids out of fear that their kids are bothering strangers. We also almost never gave candy to our kid period(he's 13 now and buys his own junk food 😂), so in our case it -really- would have sent him the wrong message and been very counterproductive.

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Cydney Golden
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, don't think toddlers can eat smarties anyway.

Allen Lavine
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Y'all don't know him yall I don't know his life

ollie.anid
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have done the same thing. never pass up a chance to eat smarties

Steve Fischer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't that what we dads are supposed to do?

Id row
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smarties might be a choking hazard to toddlers anyway.

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    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide whether this is rude or awesome.

    Channen TTCL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:"Will you be paying in cash or wire transfer ma'am?" Business lady: "for what?" Me: "I charge $130 per hour for PA services and an additional $25.00 service charge for imitating furniture ($40 if said furniture has sound effects)

    Andrew Betts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have woke up saying "Get them off me! Get the bugs off me!" while tossing paper everywhere.

    Izz R.!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have laughed and went back to sleep LOL

    Legend_Trooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called using your resources

    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made sure they were all over the cabin once I "stretched".

    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business lady was like "Please don't wake up, please don't wake up.... no no no don't roll. Don't roll"

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would freak out too if I thought it was a child, and freak out more when it's actually a dummy.

    Brafne Heiwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine grabbing the child only to feel hard wood under your hand.

    JuJu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The puppet would be enough to make me scream.

    real_izuku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, it's just Slappy

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend mother worked for CPS. We were in the car on a cold, rainy day. We saw a "kid" sitting in the horrible wearher on front steps of the house. Head tilted down like he was in trouble from parents. She was LIVID that someone put their 3 year old in that weather. She was getting ready to bang on the door and rip into parents(pre cell phones so no police call) my friend and I were laughing so hard which made it worse. We waited till she pulled right into their driveway and turned the car off before telling her it was one of those "new" life like dolls-not a human. Point being-dont EVER tick off a Sicilian woman! Thought she would kill us lol

    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this making me laugh so hard

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Dianellian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure this is true. Those overhead lockers are made to withstand turbulence and if it happened, wouldn’t the dummy fall on the seat below instead of the aisle?

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    To find out some tips for getting the most out of traveling, we spoke with Lillie Marshall, traveler, teacher, writer, and artist from Boston. You can call Lillie a serial traveler, with a solo trip around the world and countless trips stretching around 7 continents. She also traveled with a toddler, and despite having a family, she still relishes solo travel. Check out her adventures and lifestyle tips on AroundTheWorldL.com Travel and Life Blog.

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    It's no secret that often things go against the plan while traveling, but Lillie says it’s vital to embrace the adage, "The journey is the destination." “Flight get delayed? See that as part of the adventure and story!” she laughed. If you’re new to traveling, there are some common things you should know about. “A big mistake I've seen is trying to pack in too many things in too short a time. Go slow, don't try to do 15 sights in one day, and build in time for naps, reading, relaxing art, and just wandering.”

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if they were the effing Beach Boys, they still had no right to cut into the line.

    Teresa Garner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how I met When I'm Rome in NOLA! They were bent over a rail with asses sticking out. As I rubbed each one as I pushed through, I said, Well, someone thinks their asses are important!' Yup. They were signing autographs for the crowd on lower level of Hard Rock New Orleans. After being seated and ordering, they asked our table to join them. Super nice guys! They imvited us to VIP section of concert on them for being so rude! LMFAO. I wanted to die. I was so embarrassed. Then a flood hit and concert was cancelled from flooded roads. I love you, When I'm Rome

    Leslie Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SW has boarding groups, and there is a group ahead of A group, the Beach Boys may have been the only ones in it.

    Robin Diamond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Philadelphia. I would have yelled loudly "YO". That usually stops people from acting badly anywhere near me.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the trip from hell coming back to San Diego from Seattle and this younger gal (20s) just nonchalantly joined the line about 15 feet from the gate. I was NOT having it. I looked at her and in a really loud voice said, "Um - excuse me? There's this whole line thing going on here and your place is back there" pointing to the end. She turned beet red. As she walked away, I got applause.

    Caffeine72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Southwest jump between Burbank and Vegas is WILD. I've flown with Tone Loc, Eric Estrada, Noah Wyle (and family), and Luke Perry to name just a few.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a society that worships celebraties...

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy ending.I still would have pointed out that they cut line.

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    Channen TTCL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who once bombed a job interview by saying something easily misunderstood, I can totally see this happening.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it has to do with your us of certain words in certain situations lol

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    Bernd KoJo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is, customs has the right to search your luggage thoroughly and even search you yourself.

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. A tip, when traveling hot to cold(I'm Canadian too) ALWAYS bring your winter gear INTO the plane with your carry on.

    Tigger
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really...i think that was a joke that you thought was funny.

    Kross T.
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    3 years ago

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    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of coming back from our honey moon. We went to Puerto Rico in January and then to upstate NY to see family that couldn't come to the wedding. On our way HOME from Ny we got stopped because of sand in my husbands swim trunks. They field tested it THREE times!!! THREE people....sand. I was laughing so hard. It wasn't white sand either, it was sand sand. And the funniest part was A) when it dawned on me that we got through PR and NY the first time. It wasn't until the trip home. B) it was -6 degrees F and we had swimwear with sand. It was amazing.

    Susanne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was fun to read. Not fun for you of course

    Marek Čtrnáct
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my friends bought some sword replicas in Japan. They had to unpack them a bit and they were checked by magnets to verify they were not attempting to smuggle REAL swords.

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you didn't have a Coke can, held it up, and said It's ok. I found it.

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    Kelli Lindsay Boone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if screaming "I'm naked and vulnerable" at an unseen stranger in the middle of the woods is the wisest course of action

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better then opening the shower curtain to find it INSIDE the bathroom!

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how isolated this cabin was DONT YELL that you are in one of the most vulnerable positions

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I thought about that, too. Good thing it was only a bear

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    MaddaPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are your friend a bit..harsh? I mean, if a bear breaking sounds like "knocking" to you?

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A clean bear is a good smelling bear

    Sapna Sarfare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linda, i did call to tell you i would be taking the shower... that was might naughty of you

    Imogene Cargeaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't scream to a potential stranger at your door that you're currently naked and preoccupied in a loud shower that would basically make it easy as F**k for them to come in and harm you or rob you. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS WHERE THERES A SMALL CHANCE FOR VISITORS... you're lucky it was a fucken bear you idiot.

    Rayne
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair though, they might have been on a vacation with other people that they know.

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    When asked whether people are getting more experienced in traveling and therefore are less prone to failure, Lillie said that “nowadays people aren't necessarily more experienced, but the internet has changed everything by giving us more background knowledge and the ability to look up maps and tips with the click of a button.”“Solo traveling is THE BEST,” Lillie argues. “My favorite tip about it is that it doesn't have to stop even after you're married and have kids! The 'Momcations' I've taken alone since giving birth have been some of the best travel experiences I've had,” she concluded.

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    barbie me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? How could she just leave her child sick and puking alone with no help, had to rely on a stranger!

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    MJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You knew your kid had travel sickness but you didnt make sure you were next to him to help him through it? Instead of letting a random stranger deal with it the entire flight maybe you could have asked to switch seats to help your kid. Im sure said random stranger would have been more than happy to accommodate you. Smh.

    Rosemary Probert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the parent didn't want to be puked on? I'm surprised the cabin staff didn't intervene and tell the parent to do something.

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    XRaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every child deserves a parent, not at people deserve to have children...

    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you, at some point, ask the child "are your parents on the plane?" rather than just assume you need to be the one to help?

    TKFitzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she was being a Good Samaritan.

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    Evi Grimes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a parenting fail, not a travel fail

    Yarabiia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was not a lady but an a*****e mother

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have lost my mind on her.

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha it's a very common joke but it still makes me laugh. One evening the pilot said "look at the wonderful sunrise" and everybody freaked out. I talked to him afterwards and he said sadly "everybody missed the joke".

    Rosemary Probert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my first ever flight the pilot said, "We will be flying at between 2 and 3 thousand feet" . I said to the man next to me, "I hope we don't fly at 2 feet for long". It felt like a very long flight.

    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny! I remember my first time meeting with my surgeon and I was terrified. I was crying and upset over a diagnosis (bone disease) and he cracked me up by pulling out a silver bullet and said "don't worry! If it doesn't work, we'll just take you out back!" (Yes, this is Texas). I calmed down and he's been the best doctor. Couldn't ask for a better one

    Baleygr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, that's actually really good. xD I hope if I ever need something bigger done my doctor will be the same.

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    Panda-riffic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend is a retired pilot and he has said the same thing. It always gave the passengers a laugh and put them at ease.

    James Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, could somebody explain?

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It implies the pilot (the man who holds everyone's life in their hands) thinks it's morning. I think.

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    Kiki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my bus driver (for a long trip) said "Seatbelts are mandatory. This way you will be safer; especially with me. I have a problem with alcool and I don't have my licence anymore". He was for sure (I hope) joking as it was a very known bus company but still we all laugh AND obeyed ^o^

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S friend of mine told me of a time she was at the airport and the ground stewardess pointed over to a man in uniform wearing dark glasses and walking with a white cane. "See that man over there she said, That's your pilot." People started freaking out until they realised the date. April 1st.

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    dave65gto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was flying home with my wife from Beijing to Newark. While waiting for boarding I suddenly jumped up and ran to the store. My wife knows how much I hate spending money in airports and was surprised when I returned with ear plugs. Then she looked around and realized, as I did, that there were dozens of babies and toddlers that were going to be travelling with us. It helped, but did not drown out the choir.

    Wednesday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having been the mother of screaming toddlers on a flight, when I was not with said children on a flight and there was a panicky mom with a screamer, I just said - Gimme the kid, It's not like I can go anywhere and you are too stressed to calm him. Baby fell asleep in about a minute and mom (and 65 other people) were so grateful...

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I hate most is their stupid inconsiderate parents who don't say anything to their brats

    EEF🤓
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeesh. I had a similar experience. Luckily it wasn't a full flight and the attendant suggested I could move

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    Hawkmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people will ask why is this Florence in Italy is named after an american town.

    Channen TTCL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone doubts the lack of originality of a group of middle aged white men, look at American maps 😂 pretty much every state has the same town names repeated across the country and all named after somewhere else. Hell, here in Arkansas, they even gave up trying to think of names and just started giving out numbers lmao!

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    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody wondered why the tickets were so cheap? Or did grandma embezzle the difference?

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Grandma: (looks on line for flights to Florence, is pleasantly surprised)

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    Beth L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. The Cincinnati airport is in Hebron, KY, not Florence, and is actually coded for Covington.

    Gail White
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there’s a Florence in Texas, sth Carolina, Arizona, alabama and oregan!!!

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    long before 911, a friend got on a flight to see a friend for the weekend in London, Ontario, a 4 hour flight. She woke up four hours later to discover she was on the plane to London, England.

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For awhile there, she thought she got a really, really good fare.

    SinéadQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor Grandma! I am sure she was so embarrassed, epic roasting story for the future though :)

    Brenda Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister had us all hyped and organizing a trip to Naples based on an airfare she found for $49. Visions of an Italy vacation danced in our heads! That was until I checked the newspaper ad she had cut out, and found out it was $49 to Naples-Florida!

    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar story. I made a car reservation for my CFO in Houston, TX. The problem was, I didn't know there were two airports. His flight went to one and the reservation for the car was at the other. He ended up having to rent a 16 passenger white utility van because that was all that was left. I was really upset and he told me it was nothing compared to what his previous secretary did. She him to Charleston, North Carolina when he was suppose to fly to Charleston, West Virginia. Poor man didn't even notice until he had landed and went to baggage claim.

    David Bingham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't question why the tickets were so cheap. What a fool

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    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decent man. He could have driven 2 blocks before brining you back to the same spot!

    Maja Hovedskou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ypu come to copenhagen station and ask to ve driven to tivoli, must times they WILL give a drive around the whole capitol, since tivoli is copenhagens neighbour.

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    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some taxi drivers would have taken you on an hour-long tour of city streets, before pulling up at the hotel that had been across the street. Be very grateful.to that honest cabbie.

    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago

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    In many American suburbanized cities it would actually be the only safe way to get there...

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    Kross T.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a win, not a fail. A fail would be if the cabbie took you around a block or two and charged you for it. Just finding out that your hotel is closer than you thought isn't a fail. You didn't lose any money or time, and weren't inconvenienced. Do these people know what "fail" means?

    GramDB
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Tahoe it was snowing & freezing I didn't want to walk to the bank 2 blocks away... I could SEE the bank … so we took a cab … big mistake! He drove us up through the hills & down…we were talking & didn't notice. When we got to the bank … He said the $ … I said … "scenic route price?" He then cut the $$ in half. We walked back.

    Wednesday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didja at least give him a dollar?

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the passenger is such an idiot

    Erica Cochrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to me when i couldn't find my hotel after getting off the airport bus. i'd wandered around for ages, eventually i asked a taxi driver if he could take me, and he said it was literally around the corner (like 100ft), and gave me explicit directions. i finally found it! phew!

    Barbara Skolly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Lyon France I was exhausted and wanted to take a cab a few blocks from the train to my hotel. Cabbies refused as it was too close.

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My "not again!" moment at a hotel was when I called to say I've been bitten by tens of bedbugs (more than 100 bites and I had an allergic reaction and had to go to the doctor's). The exterminator came quickly and checked my luggage and gave me advice to not bring that horror to my home. The whole bed was brand new and the entire room had been treated with high temperature like one month before.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live within commuting distance to NYC, used to work there, and wouldn't live there even if I had a free townhouse. The whole city is rats, roaches, car/bus exhaust, garbage, crime and decay.

    Catherine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this makes me feel better about my tiny NYC hotel room that was barely bigger than the bed

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    The traveler duo thinks the best way to learn about unbeaten paths is by simply exploring. "Ditch the hop-on-hop-off options and grab a city map (or just use digital maps on your phone) and go on an adventure. It's perfectly okay to want to see popular attractions but travel between them on foot if possible. It's the curious sights in-between that are so much more interesting and unusual. A cute family-run bistro, an obscure century-old shop, a friendly local with a story to tell," the wife and husband explained in a previous interview.

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    timhartin Report

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like only the sweaters are the same.Certainly the shirts are different.

    Rose Donahue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying to a destination offering a 3 hour tour, no doubt!

    Steven Windfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not the same outfit. They just have matching sweaters.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    walmart? If it were women there would have been a cat fight to get the other one to remove their sweater. Vanity kills

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine two women wearing the same clothes

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    #14

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    ArthurAlbertTV Report

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a travel fail but reminds me of my first international flight to Florida in the 80's. Flight attendant asked me if I wanted a drink. I asked for a Coke. Before he left, sweet innocent little me asked how much it would be as would need to ask the 'rents for money. Flight attendant said something along the lines of "Don't worry this one is on me". There's me thinking I'm sitting there drinking a free Coke without realising it was all included in the flight (back then)

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you ask at the beginning?

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you sweet summer child

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo, that just bites. You can always ask flight attendant quietly. Now you probably have to pay for it.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved you from getting a sick stomach from airline food though

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP - STOP! TURN THE PLANE AROUND! I WANT MY STEAK! I WANT MY WINE! I WANT MY COCKTAIL!!

    K Reade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do lots of flying with work and in the end i never bothered with food and drink on flights as it loses its appeal and makes you uncomfortable and bloated as well as rough if you drink alcohol

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    CrashSaintly Report

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats - and a great story to go out with a bang!

    Bedlamite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you walk around with your passport?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people in business do, especially in NYC. They never know when they might have to travel internationally.

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    Tracy Danis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would they let you on an airplane if your so drunk you blacked out? Also congrats on your hard work

    MLove
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I get how living in LA friends would end up in Vegas. Not another freakin' continent.

    ollie.anid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh what do you do after that? Do you call someone or what? I would be panicking

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope you at least tried to enjoy Paris once you awakened...

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? You didn't like Paris?

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    #16

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    WichitaKat Report

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that depends on airport. I've been to at least one that has carts driving back and forth that anyone can ride on. I remember asking the driver before getting on, so I don't think I'm mistaken.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they know now. Hopefully they'll respect it next time.

    Anya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, why is this a travel fail?

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's rather rude to practically "hijack" a dependants cart, thinking you're entitled to make staff drive you, not realising most people are walking? In this case the family was cool with it. But what if they had been uncomfortable?

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    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder she needs to lose weight

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    #17

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    theoneclark77 Report

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be a middle child

    Janice Strickland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom put on her Facebook she's the mother of 3 wonderful boys... Must have mistaken her middle child is a female since birth

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    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o/ Middle child here. My parents did that to me, leaving their friends house. I stood in the picture window in the living room, waving forlornly to the car as they drove away down the long driveway. I have no memory of how long it took them to remember to turn back for me. There were 6 of us kids.

    Elizabeth Conkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s 6 kids in our family and none of us were ver forgotten

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    Sarah Moeding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my early 20s, my grandfather had just died and my grandma got us all tickets to fly to AZ for the funeral. I arrived at the airport and waited for my parents and sister to arrive so we could all go through together. I didn't have the ticket and assumed my parents did. A literal hour passes. The plane has been long gone. I'm absolutely hysterical, already distraught over my grandfather's death, and it's raining heavily, so I'm concerned they've been in a wreck on their way to MSP. I finally start calling highway patrol, from a pay phone because it was 2001. I'm not getting anywhere. I'm sobbing by this point, and as I hang up the phone, I look up to see freaking George Clinton and his companion *staring* at me. It was so surreal. I finally get ahold of my aunt, who says my family arrived twenty minutes earlier. They had gone through ticketing and to the gate without me, assuming I never showed up at the airport. Didn't even try the paging system. I'm still absolutely livid about it.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be, too. Holy crap. And you had to look at Bill Clinton, too! (But seriously - this is an example about how cellphones are not actually made by the devil)

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    Ellen Light
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little - maybe 5 or 6ish, my parents left me at the grocery store. They always let me go on the toy aisle and look while they shopped. (It was the early '60s) We knew all of the people that worked there pretty well. I got done looking at the toys and walked up to the front of the store and the workers instantly realized that my parents had left without me. Meanwhile they got home and walked into the house and my older sister asked where I was... (I am the youngest of three)

    Flopsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the family who put the baby car seat (with baby in it) on top of the car and drove off. And were annoyed by people honking at them.

    Kross T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many kids do they have that they didn't realize they'd forgotten one? I worked as a nanny for numerous families, and the most was 7 kids. I think six was the limit where it wasn't immediately obvious one was missing. But five or less, you can look without counting and see that one whole child is gone.

    Shehzadi Amal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe Dirt's equally abandoned brother. 😅

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    mamamarshall2 Report

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mom's a lunatic. She'll get hers when the state troopers pull her over

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    Tracy Danis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be miles, 100 km/hr is standard speed for our highways

    Cheyanne Pavan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, it's definitely miles and 100 mph is faster than most people have ever driven (most major highways in the U.S. have a speed limit of 65 mph and residential areas are typically 35 mph).

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    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really _really_ hope this was on an autobahn

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YIKES! (of course that's the way I drive, so....)

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick math: 100mph is 160kmh. Not sooo fast. For me personally with my current car best travel speed is 140kmh to 150kmh (86-93 mph)

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty. I get lost in music and totally don't pay attention to me speed.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty dumb and dangerous. I hope you don't end up killing someone. Maybe consider not driviz, if you can't even be aware of what YOU do, much less of your surrounding.

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    Israel Report

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you got there you realised you'd left your wallet on the dresser.

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, this was a response from the....country of Israel? It's even got the official blue check!

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moses ask god for a map next time plz

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you decided it took so long you may as well steal the land the Palastinians had already put their towels on?

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the Arabs that got 77% of the entire British mandate, weren't happy, attacked three times and lost?

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    MJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 perfect!

    scrutator tenebrarum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palestine mid 1900, the state was supposed to have a little spot it ended invading the whole country

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conveniently forgot about the entire country of Jordan there, buddy. Makes up 77% of what was once the region (not country, mind you) of Palestine, which was a province of the Ottoman empire. You know, the empire that decided to join the wrong side during WWI and lost. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is uh, a very big travel fail ig. Shoulda used a plane/s

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a weird trip for a Baptist!

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    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rad indeed! Not a fail in my book.

    Blue Jade Rare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom, litle bro and I were being given a walking tour of Kyoto by my cousin who lives there. Lots of walking and seeing a castle, etc. My cousin tells us to go into.a coffee shop NOW. We do, once seated 3 young punks pass by. Cousin said they're low level Yakuza and have trailing us for a while. Yikes

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been to Japan several times, and not the least worried about being anywhere in Japan at any time of night or day. Only people that concern me are other tourists!

    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the red light district?

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an entertainment section of Japan that has illegal things that go on. The yakuza run it and protect their cash flow. Like the mafia

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    Baleygr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of them are pretty nice with tourists. They want to make (illegal) business and no trouble. You get in trouble in their area? They'll get in trouble. Hurts the business.

    An Be
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there was an earthquake some years back that the Yakuza actually helped donate food, water, and other items; so all Yakuza are not the bad guys :)

    Candace Foran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does their being Yakuza mean?

    LostSage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Yakuza are the Japanese mafia, but they have historically functioned differently in Japanese culture then within other cultures and untill recently were considered a relatively regulated part of Japan. They were considered more honorable then other mafias and often offered to do jobs that other Japanese did not want to do...

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    smithsaskia Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the French were saying he was a pain in the a**e.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this one a little dubious. Your father would have had to be extremely dense not to realize that he was given a bottle of hemorrhoid cream. The French translation of "hemorrhoid" is hémorroïde and it would have been written on the box. I mean if he got sunburn on his bum maybe it would make sense...

    Zephyr Anthem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on that, hemorrhoid is hémorroïde in french, you wouldn't have "found out later" it's written on the box...

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However it wouldn't scream that in big letters on the outside, as people are ashamed to buy it --- the packaging will be discreet. [Also it has to be 20+ y ago, now all instructions are multilingual in EU.]

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    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How difficult is it to show your sunburn? Or even just find the bottle of aloe vera yourself, they're pretty recognizable

    Kross T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have wanted hydrocortisone cream, not aloe vera. However, there are plenty of hair gels and even face washes and other beauty supplies that look like aloe vera (since aloe vera is often sold in green color instead of clear).

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    Paul Macdonell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually.... since hemorrhoid creme contains hydrocortisone..... it would have been right....

    Shehzadi Amal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gramma always covered the kids in butt cream, as they called it, when they were sun burnt. 🤣

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    Shehzadi Amal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew what they were doing and did him a favour. This was grandmas secret remedy for sunburn. Part of what hemorrhoid cream does is ease the burning sensation.

    kayla Mckee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hemorrhoid cream actually does work for burns though so that should have been a learning experience.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the French knew exactly what your dad wanted, but he was, well, french. :P

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    gumgumerson Report

    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pack of Chihuahuas will shred you. If you had stepped out, it would have gone from The Grey to Piranha in a heartbeat.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once they smell the first drop of blood in the air... feeding frenzy!

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    K Witmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a chihuahua that resource guarded I can attest they will tear you up. He was rescue and I tried everything to help him overcome this. He was 9 when I adopted him so please no one be upset w me. I decided to let him live his life and just stayed away from his food dish when he ate. I loved him dearly he died two years ago at 15

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's awesome you adopted an older dog, and condolences on your loss. My brother has a rescue chihuahua who is similar but the little beast bonded with him & won't let anyone get near "HIS human". And my brother brings it with him to family get-togethers! I love dogs & cats, but jeez, leave them at home when you're going to someone else's house where there's gonna be a big crowd the animal has never met!

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    Erin Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think id prefer the wolves to chihuahuas lol! Small dogs are vicious. I have experience as an owner of a shorkie. No one is safe haha.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here - the small dogs can be the worst!

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    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chihuahuas bite quicker than a wolf just bite the back of your heel until you fall. It's the nails that get you. They also pair up with larger dogs. The bigger dogs hear Chihuahuas and out they come. No joke we have 2 Chihuahuas and one pit bull the Chihuahuas hear something they tell the pit bull and we'll.......

    Jody Penner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's even scarier! "You've come to the wrong neighborhood, m**********r."

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how cute … but oh how terrifying!!!

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    #23

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was only for breakfast. She could have been left Home Alone while the rest of the family went to Paris.

    Catherine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I was gonna say who could leave behind Suga 😭 Yoongi, army would never!!!!

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this before or after you left her at Mount Rushmore?

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow some great parents in this thread

    *witty retort*
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could bring up how these are most likely on time occurrences… but the constant downvotes speak for themselves lmfao

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, how does anyone forget their own child

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain how you forget you have more than one child with you? Is this common?

    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to forget me places frequently. Sounds bad? I was the youngest. She was in her early to mid twenties. They had 2 other bio children to take care of. Oldest one was a handful and had overwhelming mental health issues. They had 2 other non-bio children as well, named guardian simply because there was little extended family left and those kids (my cousins) had no where else to go. An uneducated 24 year old doesn't make a ton of money, so both parents worked 2 jobs just to get by taking care of 5 children (no support from anyone in the world). They were stretched beyond their means mentally, physically, and financially, but didn't want the kids to miss out on having a childhood, so went went places and did things like occasional dinners out and day trips. So they forgot me on occasion- it wasn't intentional, I'm still alive, and there's no resentment. My parents were awesome humans who would and have helped whomever they could. S**t happens.

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    Huzzir Zakaria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could ended tragically especially if thats in a warm or tropical country! Although rarely, it did hsppens every now n then, todler(s) sometimes even older child left to dead when accidentally left (usually) asleep in a vehicle as the driver (caretaker, parents) totally forgotten about n left the car locked til mid-day! 😢 Nobody ever wanted to learned (let alone experience, with the guilty) about these but it still happens with the last one happened late last year (2021) in my country! Whatever punishment, horrors, guilt n etc, all been already too late by then. 😢😢😢

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    eddielovestoast Report

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's simply on all the people who were bothered but didn't say anything.

    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was a true crime podcast, and not something else like erotica

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet everyone was just as enthralled and were upset when you needed to get off because they wanted to know who dunnit.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone on the train was playing Spot the Serial Killer.

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that you heard it well enough, through your headphones, to not realize that your headphones weren't plugged in so it must have been quite loud.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get how you could not know that

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people followed her out to hear the rest of the podcast?

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side of that, I was at a sandwich shop and I couldn’t hear the person trying to take my order because the music was too loud. I got about two words into my comment about it before I realized my headphones were on and I was listening to my own music.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were THAT guy. Don't be that guy.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the hell do you not notice this

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    #25

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    bonnieQuillen2 Report

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that United Airlines? Theyve sent my luggage on so many side trips it's better traveled than I am.

    stacyh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! United is horrid about this. Went to the Caribbean in September with only a checked bag and had to sit at our resort for over 36 hours with no swimsuits or clothing, in the clothes we wore on the plane. That was the last time I’ll ever go without bringing a carry on.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your luggage has better holidays than you do!

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was had a bag sent to the wrong destination. Since then, if I am travelling to destination A, I ask whomever is checking me in to send one bag to destination B and the other to destination C. When they say: "We don't do that." I reply that's what you did for me last time. Not lost a bag since. Thirty-six years.

    Jenelle Prins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the frequent flyer miles were transferable.

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I never check my bags. Ever.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are better at losing luggage than knowing where they put it. However busses are much worse.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a suitcase full of dirty laundry take a side trip to Lagos Nigeria on the way home to Wisconsin from Cancun.

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    #26

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    PeopleAreAbsurd Report

    PandaJon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A druck on the NYC subway... what are the odds

    lol idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when I get "druck", ugh. /s

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    L.N.a mm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a travel fail. Pretty much a necessary part of living in NYC as a 20-something. You're very lucky to end up at your stop and not at the end of the line in another borough!

    Its Me
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    3 years ago

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    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised you didn't get mugged or raped

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    #27

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    flakrom Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I've been skunked a few times as I live in the country on a farm and do my own critter removal. Nothing truly gets rid of that smell except time. Tomato juice with cut potatoes is something I've heard works. Vinegar is another. I just showered a bunch and used lotions and sprays.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dawn dish liquid is what we scrubbed our dog with to get rid of the vomit inducing smell but basically you have to wait until it wears off. My dog smelled like skunk every-time he got wet for over a year. Had to throw our couch out and rip the carpet up in our first little home. I had never smelled skunk spray that up close before and I never knew it was that putrid. Burned my eyes and made me throw up.

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    Carrie Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomato juice is an old wives tale. The only real way to get rid of skunk smell is 1 quart of 3% hydrogen peroxide (fresh), ¼ cup of baking soda, and 1-2 teaspoons of liquid dish soap. Itll chemically neutralize the skunk odor.

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat recently got sprayed. 😹no more messing with the black and white cats for him 😹

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear tomato sauce is good for that

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not, not really, you still stink but now you look like "Carrie!"

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    Ruth Watry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peroxide (bottle), baking soda (1/4 cup) and dawn dish soap (1 tsp) - put it on when it is still foaming - have used on dogs and removes 100% (use extra batch if needed).

    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay that's the most terrifying one I've read so far!

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so damn cute though

    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, just tell everyone you had some dank ass bud 😂

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    #28

    Lstad78 Report

    Bedlamite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was driving in Utah and a mountain goat came out of nowhere raced me for about 50 feet and then ran straight up a cliff on the side of the road. It was awesome

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that would be so cool to experience - I'm a bit jealous!

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    Carrie Smith
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want the salt on your car. You're probably not the first, or last, car they've licked for salt. (And they're Bison!)

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading about this last year - there was a lot of concern about the added chemicals in road salt that could be harmful to the animals. Apparently deer will do it too.

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in an area with lots of Bison. They can get easily spooked and WILL charge your vehicle. Best to just pass through slowly and give them a wide berth otherwise. There are accounts of witless people thinking the wilderness is Disneyland, walking up to them and getting trampled. Do Not pet the fluffy cows!

    Elizabeth Conkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Thank you my car needed that” 🤣🤣

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    #29

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    haugl76 Report

    PandaJon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an episode of Mr. Bean

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuumm why didn't you wake him up and told him what happened and said that you were very sorry??

    Rustella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had been a man cleaning up his spilled food on a sleeping woman's lap he would be arrested. Just saying.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you eat the pieces you were able to salvage from his lap

    Dianne Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if the man had an erotic dream while being cleaned up

    Timothy Gorden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the beginning of a video I could find on the hub

    zims
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm craving Cheesecake Factory

    Sherry Allison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO that's too funny. I can only imagine waking up with graham cracker crust in my lap and not knowing what's going on. Cheesecake is my favorite so I'd be real confused.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least u let him sleep (unless they were very expensive clothes

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    #30

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    The_DDP Report

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just some luggage that was forgotten. What's the problem.

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    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got a new wardrobe but in Scottdale a swimsuit some shorts and tee are all that is needed. And of course shoes

    Kim Blizzard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was traveling on business and instead of flying home I was meeting my husband to visit with our godson. He was driving, so I left my bag of casual clothes with him to bring. He picks me up at airport, and when we unload at the hotel I have no bag. He freaks, saying he left it sitting next to the car at the airport while he loaded my business bags. We go back to (small) airport, no luggage in garage. We go to security to see if someone turned in...nope. Now he thinks he left in the driveway, so we call a neighbor. Nope. We send another neighbor into our house, and the bag is sitting on the bed where I left it after packing. He. Never. Touched it.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in 1991, I won a trip to Hawaii. We went in mid-November & on the day we left, it was just below freezing & cloudy at home, so we were dressed in winter clothes. Landed in Hawaii & halfway thru unloading baggage from the plane, the conveyor broke down. The airline promised to deliver our luggage as soon as they could & gave us a free ride to the hotel. SO, my 11 year old son & I are in jeans, sweaters & winter jackets in 88F temps & sunshine with sweat pouring off. I had to hit a souvenir shop for t-shirts, shorts & sandals. We did get our luggage that evening around 10:30, but that taught me two things: always pack one set of clothes in a carry-on bag, & dress for your destination!

    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is funny now, but when it happens to you it reeeeealy sucks.

    Ruth Watry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you got a lot of new toys

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they didn’t forget you......

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    #31

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    pdb435 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why so many people are objecting against the massive touchscreens in cars that you even need to turn down the volume of the radio or control the airco.

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people are objecting to massive touchscreens because OTHER PEOPLE might want to see what's on their screens? If someone is that easily distracted while driving they shouldn't be driving.

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    Imogene Cargeaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Watching it with the sound off!" Yeah... NO FUCKEN S**T! It was playing in another fucken car!

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    #32

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    Carmelittamia1 Report

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus how many terrible parents can be in this thread?

    RandomPanda342
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making a mistake doesn't make you a terrible parent. Hiding 2 kilos of coke in their backpack makes you a terrible parent. Wine makes you a parent that knows how to unwind.

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    Laurie Hawkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell did you do that?! Making a 5 year old your "wine mule", and joking about it

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need to run that fast why didnt you pick up the child or get a trolley geez

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a parentfail. I hate parents like this.

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate judgement assholes. You're not clever

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    SCamp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 bottles of wine = half his body weight? Really?

    iBlank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, I looked it up online... 1 full 1 liter glass bottle is about 1.5kg, or 3.3lbs, so their kid weighs about 13lbs

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    YoyoSthlm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most airports you can't bring liquid in thrue the checking so why even try that??

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to go thru the security check when going from one gate to another.

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    Samuel Goodin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you missed your flight because type a drunk?

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    #33

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    OdiousOpinions Report

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the meat good value or is it deer?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had kangaroo when I was in the Netherlands and when the waiter brought it, he said "there you go, one Skippy and chips". :D

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not so bad. I was on a festival selling food once, completely forgot myself for a moment and went something like "piece of dead cow for you, and a dead cow sammich for you". Realising much much too late that I was serving customers, not my siblings lol

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    Baleygr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? O.o why? I think vegans don't eat meat, that includes reindeer.

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visited friends in Alaska (I'm from the UK) and was served reindeer sausage. It was ok.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also from the UK and also had reindeer sausage in Alaska. I agree, nothing spectacular.

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    #34

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    sweetkeet Report

    Hannah Young
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it sounds like someone boarded your bus incorrectly too

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Und wenn sie nach Links schauen, sehen sie Rechts nichts.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be embarrassed, there are two of you!

    M Whee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Honduras two bus drivers got in a fight over our luggage and who was going to take us. My husband luckily speaks Spanish and is a big guy so he just took the packs and threw them on the luggage rack of the bus we originally started with.

    #35

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    CaseyCaseyannp Report

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have emergency clothes in your carry-on

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No i need my entire carryon allowance for stuff to amuse me on the flight

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    *witty retort*
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That armrest has caught several cases… yet continues to be a menace…

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Meet the Parents taught us anything, it’s always carry-on some extra clothes and necessities.

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you were already wearing pants? Not shorts... so you would have been wearing clothes that weren't appropriate for the weather regardless...

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but your butt wasn't hanging out during hole trip.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80 is considered hot? I set my air con to 77 lol

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ken in barbie:fashion fairytale??

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wear shorts under my shorts. Never know

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    #36

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    Chrishyer31 Report

    Amery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I BET you 'Felt the Rains, Down in Africa !!!' ;)

    Fiery Llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that How I Met Your Mother episode where they take a road trip with 'I'm gonna be (500 Miles)' cassette stuck, and they end up loving, then hating, then loving it again. "It comes around!"

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one thought turn it down low that no one could hear it or turn it off?

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you know, just stop the tape and turn on the radio....

    BJames
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was the USA, there are vast areas with no radio signal. Or worse, only a country station.

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this happen in my car years back with Warren Zevon in the stereo. It was Zevon or nothing. Still love that album on repeat!

    Michael Caputo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason my Dodge Journey plays the thumb drive playlist , though randomized, always starts with Warren Zevon and every third song returns to Warren Zevon. I know I can delete him from the list but we expect it now.

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    #37

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    BakeRoss1988 Report

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sucks at hide and seek

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar experience. I was driving alone and she was making me crazy. I finally screamed, "SHUT THE EFF UP!!!!" And the nice robot lady goes, "I may be artificial, but my feelings are very real." I. Lost. It.

    Anine C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Hal's granddaughter.

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet a whole bunch of Pandas won't get that one! LOL

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    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have seen some cars that won't allow BT devices to be connected while the car is moving.

    iBlank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a pair of bluetooth headphones that did the same thing. Endless loop of "power on", "connecting to bluetooth", "power on", "connecting to bluetooth".... agh!

    Nightshade1972
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife used to rent a lot of cars because she traveled a lot for her last job. She generally only had that problem with Chrysler/Dodge, pretty much any other automaker didn't give her any difficulty when setting up her phone to sync with the car.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of how occasionally my mom's car will say "pairing failed" out loud and we can't figure out why.

    Jenelle Prins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, but you are #36 out of 30 entries and this was the first time I laughed out loud. Now have a case of sporadic giggles.

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    #38

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    jimmyfallon Report

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always take ear plugs. The baby doesn't understand the pressure change it scares them. When I flew with my babies I always had bottle of water and juice and formula. As well Snacks if they were old enough. Interaction tended to help to. If the person traveling with child is a first time parent they may not know these things. Be patient ask what parent needs sometimes just to get a bottle out. Try to remember they are frustrated and want to stop it too. Being calm helps the baby be calm they pick up on everyone's mood.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travel alone next time.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's trying to tell you something.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pissed someone off in a past life.

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Nick Cannon's? ;)

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    #39

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    IraASimon Report

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, always bring emergency clothes in the carry on. This goes double if you have a baby

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some diaper changing mats that are portable and great for this purpose, I always had a couple of these and big zip bags on me when mine were babies because you never know when they'll have a blowout.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH my, that sounds like a sticky and shitty situation. I'd hate to be in that plane, poor parents.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man the smell... Poor passengers

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the travelers sitting next to you. The smell must have been terrible.

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's your fault for not bringing extras in a carry on. And checking your luggage to begin with.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people around you had a travel fail as well...

    MaggieWest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a first-time parent!

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what exactly kept him from plonking his baby on the toilet seat during that flight?

    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thought of running a leaking child through a plane full of people, spraying them with crap all the way?

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    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then go to the airplane toilet, clean yourself and your child, get of as many clothes as possible and ask a flight attendant for a blanket, diapers, etc. Might be a bit embarrassing and uncomfortable, but there are people on that plane that didn't reproduce, paid as well and had to sit in the horrible smell of your child's diarrhea.

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    #40

    Travel-Fails-Challenge-Jimmy-Fallon

    KayceeLynch5 Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they at least hit some of Portland Maine's best breweries. Lots of nationally and internationally acclaimed spirits are from the Portland, ME area.

    Mark Karol-Chik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portland and The Couve have some killer bars!

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my daughter to meet some of her friends in Portland, Ore, and jokingly said to my parents that I hope that I do not get into the situation as the OP describes... they just stared at me blankly. Turned out they managed to live in the US for 35 years and never realized there were two different Portlands!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a recent transplant to Springfield, OR (about 1 1/2 hours south of Portland) I have to say that's not so bad. We love it here!

    Sonyia Egland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily, we have great bars in Portland OR also!

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't even make sense. How does one screw that up?

    Tristan Kenyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeee,,, maybe because the city's names are the same?

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wouldn’t you know it, Portland, Oregon doesn’t have one, great , bar!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this brewpub, though. Beer's a bit weird, owners a bit quirky but the food's pretty good. Just never ask about the diamonds in the Christmas Tree!

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    barkingprong Report

    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoiding the spew and getting to ride in the cockpit.. I say that is a travel win. :)

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had to be before 9/11. This would never be allowed now

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is pretty baller, but cmon Walker man... hold your s**t

    SinéadQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say double win there!!

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats an epic fail on that guy’s part that turned into a super-cool win for you!

    #42

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    KittyOKelley Report

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Kitty's not one to let facts get in the way of a good whine.

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    lgbt_squid.12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …there was no other way to get to the bridge? somehow i find that hard to believe

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never, ever trusted GPS’s!

    #43

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    wavebird_ Report

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you sent the Garden Gnome and a camera instead.

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    #44

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    Tracey_a_Miller Report

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *aisle, otherwise the story makes no sense!

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story doesn't add up. You had an aisle seat in security? You were on the plane when the tech pulled it out of your bag? Also, not sure why the guy would need to take it out. Sounds made up.

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    two different points in time. x-ray tech was at security, then later when she was in her aisle seat in view of her seatmates and the aisle, she looked in her bag and pulled out the highly visible pink vibrator

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    #45

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    JaerisMyrrh Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost missed my flight back from my DC trip in 7th grade bc I had pins in my leg and set off the metal detectors... my teacher yelled at me and left me behind as I was being physically patted down and swabbed. I would love for her to know what a s**t person she is. Had to run crying thru an airport looking for them.

    SinéadQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you serious???? That is horrendous!! I hope your parents reported her and she got fired.

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    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, we have nicer people!

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was on a bus crossing the windsor/detroit border and a passenger had had something similar that set off the radioactivity alarms. shut down the whole border for about half an hour while they confirmed her story.

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally you get a letter from the doctor that does your procedure so the Border Agents don’t freak.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they even scan for radioactivity?

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    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! Good one. Not a good 'sign.' LoL !

    #47

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    Marisa_Rosie22 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a similar reaction from a lady in a Range Rover driving on the motorway at night, in the outside lane, with no lights on. I flashed my lights at her and even turned my own lights off and on again and got the fingers for my trouble. What annoys me most is that she would likely do more damage to whatever she hit than her own car.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very grateful to ppl that flash me when i forget to turn my lights on

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marisa, did you start this post in the middle somewhere?

    deadinside
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they likely had a truck or something on top of their car and it fell out of the truck bed or off their car (edited to fix typo)

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love flashing my brights real quick at on coming traffic to warn them of a herd of deer in the road only to have them leave theirs on to blind me while honking and flipping me off...

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    #48

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    DrRobDMix Report

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like it stopped on fire either

    Jan Wiesfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal cars start on electricity.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet you waived the insurance.

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    #49

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    BeesschIam Report

    L.N.a mm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you drive for an hour without once looking at your rearview mirror?? #terribledriver

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMDH... A Greyhound Bus doesn't HAVE a rear view mirror !!!!

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a road trip in Florida, borrowing my grandparents RV, my parents busted out the rear window. It was the perfect height to hit the horizontal posts sticking out from a billboard at the edge of the parking lot. Spent a whole day on vacation getting the back window replaced

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gut instinct" said look out the back. And nobody else ever mentioned checking your rearview mirrors frequently?? Ever??

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you not once look behind you while driving for an hour? ESPECIALLY while towing something (end especially especially while driving something as large as a greyhound and towing something as large as a truck). They need to take away your drivers license

    #51

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    LaurenJonesNews Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS, kids, is why you call to CONFIRM, BEFORE YOU DEPART home!

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    kmahov66 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best way to strike. Drop everything and walk away.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be nice if you didn't leave a bunch of unassociated people in danger?

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the driver, but sucks for the people on the bus. There was another story, I think it was in Japan but not sure. All the busdrivers went on strike, but still did their routes. They just didn't collect any fare from the travelers. That way they could be on strike without making people unable to get to work or the doctor

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    #53

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    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly likely looked crazy suspicious to them because it was near the white house.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as you can see, he WAS only 18 months old.

    lol idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get it at first but you meant the baby 🤣 🤣 🤣

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not saying this is a lie, but it sounds extremely unlikely that this really happened

    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I live about 15 blocks from the White House and you can't actually get that close to it by car, unless this happened before 2000.

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    rinas79 Report

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with someone who would fake laugh at every thing people said. It was so cringy. Once had to sit and listen to a two hour meeting where she did it over and over. 😭

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be hilarious if I knew who Peter Griffin was and had heard said Peter’s guffaw

    #56

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    rpcrowell Report

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you didn't order the coke

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have a cheese feta-ish. :D

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    #57

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    hasief Report

    K J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was so confident too 🤣

    Dave Hayes
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    3 years ago

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    #58

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    ohm_lulu Report

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heckling a child, super classy

    MP Deco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great photo for a funny story!😄

    #59

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    MCO Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEP!! That call sign ALWAYS confused me, when I used to travel! That, and EWR.... lol !

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    #61

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    dasnapesofwrath Report

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't imagine why anyone thought that a midwest to arizona bus ride with the whoooole family would be a good idea. I'd rather be in the luggage bins or on the roof

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at you striped shirt baby. You're the crying culprit. I know it! Can't even look at the camera.

    Amery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TOOOOO many kids, already a NOPE from me!

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my family moved by car from Texas to South Carolina. I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS.

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    _sam_hopkins Report

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢 only $50? How did nobody not notice someone popping a poop squat in the aisle.. on an airplane?!

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly the rebate is more than I'd expect. Maybe I should poop in the aisle to get all the other passengers a little money back...

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't call that lucky if they paid me a thousand. Disgusting! And why did they wait with the tarp until landing? If nobody is allwed to clean it up (probably biohazard rules) at least try and contain the smell

    Ogre Juan Canolli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did They Pick It Up First Or Grind It In Walking On The Tarp ?

    #63

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    beckytcufrog Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents brought them home from a cruise. I am uber allergic to anything that bites me, but it was only in their room. Nothing upstairs where we live. Horrible expensive

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Don’t most hotel/motel rooms have one bathroom? And it sounds like one of YOU, gave the others the flu.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed bugs are a scurge. Once you take 1 home, the only way to get rid of them is heat treatment... thousands of dollars... in addition to having two sick children while being exposed to those things?? Dreadful.

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    7shitsimple Report

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking is a natural laxative. But don't be afraid of the bathrooms.

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travel constipation is fairly common... why would you give your kid exlax at a huge theme park? Giving your kid the sh!ts on a rollercoaster? Good idea, Mom. Try a stool softener instead of a laxative, it doesn't force poops.

    Beth L
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    3 years ago

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I think I prefer a child that has a little accident to one that is abused and raped and forced through a pregnancy.

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    teabagUF Report

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that led to one hell of a UTI

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes these posts tell me more than I want to know!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhhh..... I elevated my balls this way once before in high school driving home crying ...... I cant imagine what girls would go thru

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    #66

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    DulceFloCruz99 Report

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably aged 10 years doing it!

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to us before! Friend left her passport at home so my husband, who dropped us off and was already on the way home, drove 100mph to her apartment where she remotely let him in the complex's gate and her apartment. Thank goodness for her new remote door lock! He barely made it back in time for us to board, bless his soul!

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family is military, and we were living in the Netherlands once. We decided to take one of those cheap Ryan Air flights to Malta for the weekend. Now military people living overseas generally have two passports, regular tourist passports and government ones for moving stations. My mom packed five passports, but she packed two of someone's and none of my sister's. My dad had to drive home and get it and we barely made the flight.

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny. I have this dream almost once a month. Try to get on a plane or a cruise ship... no passport, and forgot to pack nearly everything I would need.

    #67

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    georgiegurrl Report

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I was trying for the right one.

    LostSage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This young man seems very lucky, I think he may be destined for great things.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your breast looks like a dork……! Never mind.

    James Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opps, sorry mam I forgot my glasses.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a clever way to grab boobs without getting in trouble. Are you entirely sure it was an accident lol

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He misread the "push or pull"....

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't seem so much a travel fail to me. More like just an lol story that happened abroad.

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah..totally an accidental encounter..lolololol jk

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems more of a fail on his end

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    BethieMorrow Report

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a 2-day trip with my friends, the first day we went hicking and it started to rain heavily. In time we got soacked even through the raincoats and when we arrived at the hotel, the shops were already closed, so we all blew dried our underwear. So I ask, if you have never blow dried your underwear in a hotel room, have you even lived?

    Linda Taubenreuther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once hung all my undies on the ceiling fan to dry, then decided to speed up the process by turning it on. Bras and panties ALLLL over the room.

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you just go buy extra undies?

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that in Florida once. Always know where your nearest Walmart/Target/Walgreens is in case of emergency, lol.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me to remind all of you. Do not, I repeat DO NOT EVER use hotelroom kettles. Some degenerates use those to wash their underwear in

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least youdidnt dry them in the microwave and set them on fire like my godfather did on a business trip! 😆

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blowdried one under the hand dryer in a more or less public restroom. Stayed home sick a couple of days when I finally arrived

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OFFS that's not a bad thing

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEVER forget to pack extra undies

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you buy new ones and go to a laundromat? Seems like a simple solution..

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    Kevin44274458 Report

    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, all hotels in Tokyo are Japanese hotels... I know, I will show myself the way out.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really BP? You censor r e c t u m????

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The emergency r****m is this way"...

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, now I get it. Well, it is an exit technically... Will the wonders of machine translation never cease?

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    marioallain Report

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    #72

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    Meuling Report

    Samuel Goodin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Oh no, not a flu

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you, but when I got the flu, it was the worst experience of my life. The only one worse than that? When I got Covid. It's not just a flu. It is so, so much worse. And I got a mild case! I was vaccinated and caught it from my unvaccinated brother. Just please, stop making it seem like Covid isn't that bad. It is. It is so bad.

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    _kassielee13 Report

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the travel fail in this? If you want to show random internet strangers that you once posed as the shining twins, there are other lists for that

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from the movie but also not funny nor a fail it's just a cut out of the creepy twins from the movie lol

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    #74

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    Ashley_May122 Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a flight out of London's Heathrow to Los Angeles when there was loud bang and the plane shuddered then levelled off. Then the pilot made an announcement that they had lost an engine but couldn't return to land right away because the plane was full of fuel and too heavy to land. So we spent an hour circling farmlands with fuel spewing out of the wings. Longest hour of my life...

    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I hate heights so I prob would have died but I wonder what caused that to happen

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    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And straight to the rental car counter I would've gone...

    #75

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    michael_tabet Report

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't buy clothes at the airport between flights 3 & 4?

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very good at traveling , are you ?

    #76

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    Ghost_7 Report

    Samuel Goodin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, someone got to experience LA.

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    #77

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    elliottmusic_ Report

    Kirsten Buchholz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a true story. Flight attendant here. Absolutely illegal to have a passenger even sit for a second on a jump seat.

    ProjoeWinner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passengers ARE allowed in the jumpseat if they pass a few requirements and sign a few things online. It’s a privilege to sit in the front seat but takes some time before hand, signing waivers etc. But you are under no circumstances, allowed to get DRUNK in the jump seat. You are not allowed to talk below 10,000 feet and have to ask before doing anything like grabbing a book. And absolutely no phones

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    Zaza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you happen to work for that airline this did not happen. Passengers are absolutely not allowed in the jump seat

    ProjoeWinner
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    3 years ago

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    Search up jumpseatinfo.com, passengers are allowed if they agree to the Jumpseat Etiquette.

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    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like making you sit in a jump seat should be illegal...

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn’t get a free travel voucher too ?

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I would LOVE to sit in the jump, but (i agree) probably not the best situation for the pilots.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Mini, you’re not going to tell the rest of us , are you ?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're prepaid foreign currency debit cards for travelling. The other big one is Travelex. Not credit cards, you have to pre-load them with money in the currency you want to use. It's less expensive than using, say, a U.S. credit card in Europe and paying the fees.

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    MiniMaus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up forex card. Had never heard of it

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't get a replacement card like a credit card?

    Jan Wiesfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only valid on the fourecks island.

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not too bad, it's just an hour away and you could make it a nice day in Oxford

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    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TSA agent brought up a very valid point, js

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VT? What country is that?

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    Beth L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's been sitting in it for three hours. It isn't an emergency now.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah sit down, she can be poopy til u landed.

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember the little kiosk-things they used to have in airports where you could buy pre-flight life insurance?

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, no way!! That was a thing?! That's kinda terrifying! 😆

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was like "this SOB is goin' down!"

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha, now I'm thinking the next time I'm on a long flight I should do the same. Good idea!

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cynical enough to think he'd need it THEN, or optimistic enough to think it would be good for later?

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    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago

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    8 hours?? Ha! Try living in Australia, where anything vaguely interesting is at least 14+ hours away!

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just stupid. You didn't realize that after 15 minutes?

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to do it! There should be a place for moms to do this, I don't typically see changing stations on flights... maybe they've improved tho...

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Get over it. Unless she smeared poop around, or it was on a table intended for eating it's not a big deal.

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    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our honeymoon was my ex husband's first flight ever. He got a horrible head cold/sinus infection type thing from the altitude changes. Not a great way to start your honeymoon...

    Andrea Careless
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    3 years ago

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    Chancey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's seriously messed up!

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 hey they get bored too! In all seriousness, they may have had an issue that they fixed.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Southwest? They have lots of jokes like that.

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this happened. She would lose her job scaring people like that

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cocktail purchases immediately skyrocketed... Or maybe that FA was drinking them already 😆

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Detroit is in Canada...

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    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll be the one to ask: wth is a rooftop tour??

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're gonna put em in your pocket.... where they will prolly get wet anyway..... why not just wear the undies under the trunks?

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    kate h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moose out front shoulda told ya!

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, now why does that sound familiar 🤔 Love that whole franchise!

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    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised they went back

    Na Schi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the hissy fit was that massive, that they got her extracted from the plane due to safety reasons ;)

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    Ogre Juan Canolli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Call BS, They Never Go Back Unless Ordered By ATC

    Chancey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe they would turn around.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "had to" seems like the wrong words for that situation.

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    crazy-dog-lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't welcome back to the company, or the strip club?

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