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Pride Month 2022 has kicked off, and the LGBTQ+ communities are celebrating the freedom to be themselves. Which, even though it's the 21st century, is still apparently threatening to some people.
I know it sounds absurd, but take the subreddit "Are the Straights OK?" for example. Its members regularly discover posts that discriminate against minorities, and often do so in a way that resembles all those toxic cliches from 25, 75, and even a few hundred years ago.
Continue scrolling to check out what statements have recently appeared on the subreddit and fire up Bored Panda's older publication on it for more similar jibberish if you want to go down the rabbit hole even deeper.
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#1
What
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Do workers like peeing in bottles and running twelve hours a day for minimum wage and no union? Jeff Bezos says yes.
Don Flynn 3 years ago
Umm no. I'm a man and I say no, women do not like being sexually harassed. Who are these dumbshits that think this?
Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago
The ones who just say "what?! It was a compliment! Cant a guy compliment a lady anymore!?"
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Hex Gurls 3 years ago
i mean this is funny and all but the first article??? please say it’s a sick joke
Vic 3 years ago
Whoever came up with this survey is a genius.. easiest way to trap predators..
Urlocal_phyco 2 years ago
An then we track them down and torture them to death
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#2
Ugh. Just, Ugh
Busy Panda 3 years ago
Bonus point because he's a man. It's more effective (and admittedly satisfying) to see men correcting men and women correcting women on gender issues.
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Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Ah. Another one of those entitled men who think women are nothing but objects that live for adapting to his desires. Blah.
Evan Sloane 3 years ago
Wait... Screw treatment, it's much worse than that. Well, cremation has already been done.
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Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Woman don't want to look like men. They want to be a woman who can kick a man's a*s if they have to.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Author here. If I put a character in one of my novels who was as much of a cartoonish d******d as Richard Cooper, my editors would complain that it just wasn't believable enough for readers to swallow.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
So you confirm that noone would ever swallow this d**k
Load More Replies... Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Yeh, good luck with the hourglass shape Richard. I heard they sell hourglasses in the five and dime, if none come your way.
MediumPimpin 3 years ago
Like women do that to be wanted by men... like being wanted by a man is all that should drive a woman? What a dickbrain.
Given all the problems they have, you might be surprised that wealth creation, according to new research from Merrill Lynch, is actually happening at a faster pace among diverse communities, including the black, Latino, and specifically, the LGBTQ+.
The study focused on "affluent households," which, according to the three reports from Merrill Lynch, means US households earning more than $125,000. Affluent gay, lesbian, and transgender households saw their net worth skyrocket by a whopping 76% since 2015. (For comparison, the average "affluent" home saw its wealth grow by 53% during this time frame.)
#3
Double Standards
Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
Forget the boys, half the reason cited for those rules are the teachers. We apparently trust men less than i do my dog with a sandwich on my coffee table, but women are too emotional for presidency
Alicia M 3 years ago
IMO, Trump put this argument to bed forever. We have never had a more hysterical or emotional president in the history of the USA. The guy was full-on drama and whining from the moment he woke up until the moment he went to sleep.
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Ms. Human Being 3 years ago
Did you know that on there periods the hormone that’s increase makes girls so emotional is testosterone? And men have naturally higher levels of testosterone. So that means, dealing with a girl on her period, is like dealing with a man every single day.
Heidi Northrop 3 years ago
I absolutely hate when people say, "on their periods". What are we on? I'm having my period.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Said teachers in question are still male, thus still putting the onus and blame on the females, instead of the males who should be able to control themselves, regardless of age.
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Kate Jones 3 years ago (edited)
A very true meme once said: I also love how the world thinks women are more emotional because we've convinced the masses that anger isn't an emotion.
#4
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Don Flynn 3 years ago
It's a shame that religion/s can breed so much ignorance and straight up stupidity
I don't like avocado 3 years ago
It's the people that breed it, not the religion itself. I'm Muslim myself and can vouch for the fact that your typical conservative Muslim hates my guts. Even though there's a whole thing about not hating people in Islam. They must've overlooked that though. And there's also a whole thing about men being respectful and not staring at women, lowering their eyes ect. They clearly didn't follow that rule.
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Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago
It's so sad how some religions inherently victim blame. Typical men have urges, it's not the women's job to prevent urges, it's the men's job to learn discipline and control those urges. It's an oxymoron to claim to be disciplined while blaming women for tempting men.
#5
Jesus Christ
Nyx 3 years ago
Of course. As long as it's not born, it's a person and they want to protect it. As soon as it's born, it's a burden and they don't care anymore.
Alicia M 3 years ago
Castrating men would also cut abortions in Idaho but I'm pretty sure that's not a sane solution
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)
THIS, this right here is proof that making abortion illegal is about controlling women. Why is a foetuses life more important than women's lives.
Alicia M 3 years ago (edited)
Pro-life except for the death penalty, war, working their hardest to strip benefits away from families with needy children, and blocking the passage of laws that would protect children from being shot at school. They love you until you are born, then you can p**s off.
Voodoops_13 3 years ago
I can happily inform you that this woman is not only no longer Idaho's Lt. Governor, she lost her bid to be become full Governor in the last elections. Score one for sanity!
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
What is it with these crazy religious men in government so obsessed with having a say on what someone does with their own body? It’s disturbing.
"As a gay financial planner, I have seen the difference in family dynamics between my hetero clients and LGBTQ+ clients," David Rae wrote in Forbes. "About one-third of LGBTQ+ respondents said family members did not support them. While I believe acceptance is improving, it is not a given."
"LGBTQ+ Americans tend to get married later, and if they have children, they tend to have them later in life. Additionally, the cost of starting a family for LGBTQ+ individuals is usually much more expensive on average. That being said, for same-sex couples who don't have children, there is a lot more money to go around, which can make it easier to live a fabulous gay lifestyle while at the same time still building wealth."
#6
Better To Be Silent And Assumed A Fool Than To Speak Up And Remove All Doubt
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
He needs to mansplain harder, until he understands!
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Swimsuits
Vorknkx 3 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of how nipples are censored, only if they are female... even though they are anatomically identical to male ones.
Squirrel Girl 3 years ago
BuT fEmAlE nIpPlEs BeLoNg To FeMaLeS!!!11 tHeY mUsT bE sExULiZeD!!
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Or... maybe everyone is allowed to wear whatever they feel comfortable wearing? Just a thought.
wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
it's a day with waterslides and water balloons and stuff like that at a school or camp
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Stolas 3 years ago
she doesn't... she means the double standard is the problem
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oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
and I bet the boys are allowed to just wear swim trunks with no shirt
ljbeanfield 3 years ago
Oh my god they're fourth graders. If you have an issue, you're a pedophile
#8
*gasp* Women Have... Veins?! Impossible!!
Vorknkx 3 years ago
Women with veins, how unnatural... next thing you're gonna tell me women can poop. It's crazy!
DC 3 years ago
You need to cover up any visible part of the machinery you inhabit, the so-called body, to meet their standards as being a mannequine with a fleshy and warm central orifice. Never have there been standards even close to that high as these are, and you're just grumpy you don't get to exceed them. What's next, will women start wearing glasses and stuff, as if they had any reason to read or what? Where will this end? Driver's license? Home ownership? Will women even be allowed to operate a soldering iron, or what...?
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Can I vote though? Pleeeeease? And have my own bank account? XD
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Amanda Lawrence 3 years ago
Yeah, I was watching an episode of family guy and drunk Brian commented on how a woman at the bar had large breasts and he was impressed she didnt have the ugly visible veins that large breasts usually have. Its a stupid cartoon but it made me wonder if all men are passing judgement on my veins. Like, tf?
Mckyla Earl 3 years ago
I didn't change my name because my last name became my identity in the military. It was what I was called by and also wanted to keep the name of my dad who died when I was a preteen. My husband was angry I wouldn't take his last name even though his father molested his foster sister. Why would I want a child molesters last name???
- 3 years ago (edited)
That's an easy one to solve. What colour are the veins? So use the same colour as a background (blue, purple, magenta, whatever) and the veins won't stand out. Just explain "The veins are bothering me, so I brought makeup - is your skin oily, dry, or normal?" Don't forget the makeup remover! A gentleman always cleans up afterwards.
- 3 years ago (edited)
ps: Anyone put off by penis veins can use the same technique, but with non-toxic colours. Food colouring works well, but some gentlemen may object for any number of reasons. "Hey, bud, why aren't you showering after the game?" "Honey, I'm taking you to the ER stat - your penis is blue!"
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Sarah K 3 years ago
I wonder the same thing myself. If you're posting your boobs on IG you are opening yourself up to pigs making piggy comments. It's a sad fact. And you gotta have thick (veiny) skin if you're going to put yourself out there. You can't say I'm going to put my body online but everyone has to be super nice about it and I'm going to get butt hurt and complain if they're not. No one is forcing you to put your body online.
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#9
Matt Walsh Is A Controlling A**hole And Jeffrey Combs Is An Absolute Gem
wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
walsh's pfp says, "What is a woman?" because he's never seen one.
Emily Manning 3 years ago
UGH my parents are forcing me, a feminist, to watch that documentary Going to vomit. And of course it’s by a man, aka the expert on women
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Kayjunmoon 3 years ago
In many countries partners keep their own name when getting married. Italy for example.
Liam Farranree 3 years ago (edited)
Jeffrey Combs is a legendary horror icon so he's got plenty of experience dealing with monsters.
Busy Panda 3 years ago
And 32+ years of marriage is basically forever in Hollywood time👍
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DannX68 3 years ago
I even have married friends where HE took HER last name 😱 The AUDACITY! The HORROR!!
Mistiekim 3 years ago (edited)
Same here. His last name was very hard to spell/pronounce. Went with hers. Plus she was an only child and I think she kinda wanted the family name to keep going on.
Load More Replies...It's also important to point out that the LGBTQ+ community is still highly diverse, with members at the top and bottom of the income and wealth spectrums.
Merrill conducted an in-depth study to help understand the financial planning needs of the LGBTQ+ community. The study also explored the financial challenges that members of the LGBTQ+ community overcame. 'Diverse Viewpoints: Exploring Wealth in the LGBTQ+ Community' is just one in a series of studies that Merrill has commissioned.
#10
Holy Cr*p
Caro Caro 3 years ago
This made me tear up. The poor boy. I'm glad the mother stood up for her son and left the mother-effer!
pink_panda 3 years ago
Good job, mama! Hope she and her son are doing better.
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Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
I mean, seems like the sex worker was actually being pretty calming to your son in a bad situation, so the light agression to her seems unwarranted. Sex workers are pretty experienced in what its like to be forcefully approached (you can be the biggest whore on the block but that dont mean you automatically "want it" and consent 24/7 to anything), his dad pretty much hired her to rape him, and thats actually probably pretty disturbing for her too. I get that she said yes, but i mean, whats the alternative? He will find someone else otherwise. So she took the money, and told the kid its ok to be gay. She coulda chewed the dad out and told him to go f**k himself, but historically that hasn't worked well for prostitutes, especially since the dad seems exactly like the kind of agressive moron who would beat a woman for "disrespect"
Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
And she was locked in a room. How honest are you with a guy who has locked you in a room? You do what you have to do to be able to eventually leave. All the while being a p**n in this crazy family's games.
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Killer 3 years ago
I've had unusual high testosterone since I was 14 years old. Male pattern baldness, totally hairy body, deep voice, and I am 100% gay.
Busy Panda 3 years ago
I'm sorry😂🤣😂🤣😂. That twisted ending is so unexpected😂🤣😂🤣
Load More Replies... wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
this mother is amazing! also, technically, manly men love manly things, and what's more manly than a man? so, gay men are the manliest of men!
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
Good on you for standing up for your son and getting out of their. Your husband is a massive piece of s**t. And that's me being nice.
Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
Everything here mom said made me angry with dad. Except throwing "that girl" out. She did nothing wrong as far as we can tell from this. She was hired to do what she does. She found out what was going on and was very kind. Then, dad locks her in a room, basically kidnapping her and not allowing her to leave, and mom kicks her out. Mom's choice of words are the only thing leading my opinion here. Woman wasn't the one ding wrong.
Queen Boudicca 3 years ago
Perhaps in her passionate defense of her son and English being a second language, mum perhaps chose the wrong words.. or projected her rage at her husband on the poor woman. I agree with your assessment, but gonna give mum a break on this.❤️
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Growing up in the 90s, my best friend was gay (he came out to me when we were 12 or so.) When he subsequently came out to his mom and stepdad, suddenly I was invited over all the time, and I was even invited to go on family vacations with them. I think parents were hoping I’d turn their son “straight”; all I needed to do was spend a lot of time around him and expose him to feminine wiles ??? It obviously didn’t work, but my friend and I were just happy we got to hang out together all the time XD
#11
Hmmm
Vic 3 years ago
Of course they would be disgusted. If their kids are Homo Sapiens, means the kids have evolved. If the kids have evolved, that means the kids follow science. And we all know science is the tool of the Devil himself.
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oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
Has anyone ever polled anti-vaxxers with the question "what would you do if someone injected dihydrogen monoxide into your body?" that would be interesting
Rachel Ainsworth 3 years ago
Let me save you some time. They would complain about government overreach and put their foil hats on.
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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
Well of course they would! It's pretty obvious that those parents are troglodytes. They'd probably call the invention of fire, magic!
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Bigoted *and* uneducated. Well, the two do generally go hand in hand...
Patti Vance 3 years ago
aside from the stupidity/ignorance of those polled, i have never understood - and never will - how a parent can love their child one moment and disown them the next.
#12
What Is Wrong With People
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Yes, I have two sons and a daughter. Clothes from the girls section are smaller, sewn to be form fitting (and nope, it's not about different body shapes because that's not a thing before puberty). They are also less practical compared to boy's clothing. Boys clothing on the other hand are more practical but in "boring" "masculine" colors like blue, khaki or black. Yeah you could mix from different sections (we do that) or pay more for more gender neutral clothing, but that's not the point. Is that we DO sexualize children by making children's clothing according to gender norms. It's quite disturbing.
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Yes, exactly! Every mother of girls knows all about it when it comes to back-to-school shopping.
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Killer 3 years ago
As a male I am well aware of and very appreciative of the fact that I can buy pants and they actually have pockets. Imagine that!
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I buy men’s pants/jeans because of the pockets! XD
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Jasper Cool 3 years ago
Not only is girls clothing more skimpy it's often paradoxically more expensive. I like to wear swim shorts over my suit when I lap swim. Those shorts in women's are 36 USD and my butt hangs out. Same shorts (color/style/material) in men's are slightly longer and only 22USD at the same retailer.
Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
Why do we, as a society, continue to allow the sexualization of children? Is it so pedophiles can justify their actions with the same defense as rapists? “Look how they’re dressed! They were asking for it!”
Ozacoter 3 years ago
It's because society sees womens worth only through how atractive they are to men. It extends to girls as well.
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Paola Martz 3 years ago
I would like to see the catalogue on birds costumes, since males are usually the most colorful and sparkly
#13
Nope, Definitely Not Ok, It's A Freaking Blanket!
Helen Witten 3 years ago
Ouch that would have seriously hurt. That's a lovely blanket and beautiful colours. Sorry you went through that. :(
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
I am absolutely speechless. The level of rudeness (if that's a word, I'm not sure right now) 🤯🤯🤯
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago (edited)
Heaven forbid! That rainbow crochet blanket might make her daughter daughter gay! (Insert massive levels of sarcasm here.)
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
What an absolute cow. Co-worker is the one not appropriate to mother a living being! It's a GORGEOUS blanket!
Kayjunmoon 3 years ago
She doesn't like colours and/or makes assumptions which show her nastiness.No discussion, just a vile note. I bet she calls herself a Christian.
"There is fear throughout the LGBTQ+ community about growing old alone," Rae said. "I could easily make a joke here about the fear of looking old, but this is a serious issue for many in the LGBTQ+ community. As a group, we face many challenges as we age."
"One pertinent question is, 'Who will look after us as we age.' LGBTQ+ folks are a third more likely to be concerned about paying for long-term care costs when compared to the general public. For one thing, long-term care is extremely expensive. Also, there is pervasive discrimination within many elder care facilities, both from residents and staff. These issues can be even more problematic for the transgender community and those living with HIV. I've spoken with many gay and lesbian seniors who have essentially gone back into the closet in their retirement communities."
#14
Why Can't Women Just Enjoy Their Boobies? Their Super Stuffed Up Milkies? Their Honker Wonker Doinky Bonkies?
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Ask him to strap two pumpkins to his chest for a day and see what he thinks by 5pm.
Dave Hinckley 3 years ago
Better yet, force him to have 2 pumpkins attached to his ribcage with self-tapping screws for a week. But use stainless steel screws, cuz, safety first.
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Alicia M 3 years ago
He also assumes you are either overweight or out of shape if you have back pain from large breasts. Are we sure he's ever seen a woman's breasts?
Indy 3 years ago
Exactly, I did bodybuilding and had a strong back. It wasn't the problem. Still had cuts from bra straps. Hard to run, etc. When he gets saggy balls it's because his butt is not strong enough.
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
My hubby had no issue with me getting a breast reduction. If he did then too bad, so sad. They are mine, not his.
RafCo 3 years ago
My wife wants this done. We're documenting every incident of back pain, going to the doctor for each of these issues. In hopes of getting the insurance to pay. Otherwise it's considered cosmetic, and minimum cost in our area is $10000. Well over our current price point. It really sucks that she has to go through all of this s**t.
JMC5003 3 years ago
My poor mother-in-law literally had deep grooves in her shoulders from the weight of her breasts pulling her bra straps. Wanted breast reduction surgery, but back then, even with medical records showing the impact on her health, insurance wouldn't pay for it. Personally, I've been glad I don't have large breasts.
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My mom has had three breast reduction surgeries in her life. I want one too. If they could take ALL the tissue out safely and make me flat as a board, I wouldn’t complain. Also lelz at “exercises” that women could do… son, plz show me which exercise strengthens the muscle(?) where my bra straps create permanent divots in my shoulders because my honker wonkers are too heavy?
Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
One of my had a breast reduction, and no regrets at all, never complained about back pain ever again.
Dan Gilby 3 years ago
Fun fact, most women undergo breast reduction surgery for their own benefit. My sister did so because the "top heaviness" was killing her back and quality of life plus the ability to work in her chosen profession of equine surgery. Sadly she had to fight her insurance company for coverage and prove it was non cosmetic surgery which isn't covered under her plan. As her brother I'm very happy to know she is now able to live her life and do her work without any undue pain. Needless to say, my sister did NOT enjoy her boobies. Maybe this guy should attach a cinderblock to his s*****m and see how much he would enjoy it.
Dan Gilby 3 years ago
Hey BP is the American Family Association running your censorbots? I was just naming a biologically accurate name of male body parts. Let's not "unalive" free discussion here.
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Rebecca Trinkner 3 years ago (edited)
WOW. Yeah I had a breast reduction here - I was a J cup. A J CUP. Went down to a small C. Reasons: I would get yeast between them from sweat. It smelled. Back pain. Bras are outrageously expensive. Usually not very pretty either. We get Beige, White and Black. Clothes fit better. Also big boobs tend to be droopy. My nipples used to point to the floor. Now they're perky and I don't even need to wear a bra if I don't want to. What would you rather look at?
Rebecca Trinkner 3 years ago (edited)
AND - IT DOESN"T MATTER! WE DON'T LIVE TO BE A MAN'S EYE CANDY! IT'S OUR BODIES! Amazingly, my husband, who loves huge tits, is still around. Must like me for my personality. Who would have thought.
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Sebastian Richter 3 years ago
So If you're walking around with a big booger hanging out your nose... Wear it like a man!
Ellie 3 years ago
Salad in your teeth? No problem, you're a man! (Sarcasm)
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wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
fellas, is it gay to make sure you don't look like a piece of c**p?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Totally gay. As a woman I want my men looking like dirty slobs who don't perform any acts of hygiene. Especially when they have a bunch of missed spots from shaving, or food in their teeth or beard. Oh yeah totally not manly if you care about grooming and basic hygiene. (Do I even have to note this is sarcasm)
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Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
How many mirrors were broken/replaced before they resorted to this?
#16
Ah Yes, Misogynistic Christmas Cards For All!
K- THULU 3 years ago
Gotta stop them from running away and screaming for help....what a fkn piece of sht!
Alicia M 3 years ago
I can't believe this wife and mother of two daughters would submit to this photo. Smdh
Tamra 3 years ago
This kind of holiday photo has been something of a trend lately. The father holding up that sign, everyone else with mouth taped up, indicating that he finally has "peace", because he shut everyone else up. It's fairly disgusting.
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Okay, how many dead women does this guy have buried under the house?
gridsleep 3 years ago
The one before this was about people who confuse Homo Sapiens with homosexual. This entire article appears to be about people who confuse misogyny with homophobia.
pink_panda 3 years ago
Yeah, I think the broad theme is gender roles more than LGBTQ+.
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#17
Ladies…?
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I don't know where you live, but around these parts, that's called wearing clothes. Anyone can do it.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Uh what I am a female who literally wears pants every day of my life and my sexual orientation is “I like the D” so how is this sentiment getting bandied about now that it’s not, you know, 1890?
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago (edited)
Apparently it’s gay to wear pants now. I had no idea. 🤯 /s
The US Department of the Treasury says that gay married couples make more money than lesbian couples, and both gay and lesbian couples make more than opposite-sex married couples.
"It is pretty easy to explain how gay and lesbian married couples can make more money per year and at the same time be paid less for equal work," Rae said. "The proportion of dual-income households among gay and lesbian couples is higher than that of opposite-sex couples. You may have two lesbians earning less both because they are female and lesbian, but if both work full-time, they, on average, make more than the so-called nuclear family where the husband works and the wife stays home (don't shoot the messenger, I'm just pointing this out)."
#18
Cait Doesn't Get It, And Neither Do I Mate...
Trillian 3 years ago
Ok and I don‘t get that a grown woman wouldn‘t know „what to do with herself“ just bc her man is away for 2 (!) days?? Are you a toddler?
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
Because some people miss their partners when they're gone. I, myself, felt lost when my wife went away.
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ElenaK 3 years ago
So am I the only one enjoying the house all to myself? Does that mean I do not love my partner enough, really?
pink_panda 3 years ago
I adore my partner and I adore having the house to myself sometimes!
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Becky Bomar 3 years ago
I read this another way. As in do all the things he doesn't let me do? What you mean because I have a good strong healthy relationship where there is no "he doesn't let me do that" etc. we are so in tune with each other. So y'all ok being with men who doesn't let you do stuff?
K R 3 years ago
I think this is what Cait meant so it's the person who posted who doesn't get it
Load More Replies... Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
Maybe put on a plush robe get a bottle of wine and binge watch some true crime like every other girl left alone for two days.
#19
The Delusions Of Some Of These Guys
Nemo 3 years ago (edited)
He's even better than a good guy. He's a "nice guy" and he "deserves" a chance
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wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago (edited)
there was one incel who married a girl from a DS dating sim. by the way, he was 10 years older than the character so that's even more levels of NOPE...
Allison B 3 years ago
I mean I freely admit to being dating sim trash. I love them. But that's just going too far. Yuck! They're just fun games!
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#20
This Does Not Seem Okay
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
The whole thing that he needs a "reward"/sexual favor to do his part of housework is a bit upsetting to me. Sure, if it works for them I'm not the one to judge but I would feel weird if my husband said "oh look! I've done the dishes" and pulled down his pants ready to get a blowjob. Neither housework or sexual favors should come with that type of negotiation in my world.
Tobin Kern 3 years ago
As a married man who has consistent sex life, if I got extra for doing some chores... hell yeah I would do some extra chores. Not like I don't help out anyways. And if I offered my wife foot rubs based on meals cooked or helping in the yard, she would be picking weeds before I put the dry erase marker down.
Load More Replies... DC 3 years ago
... if that is ok with them both, why would anyone else bother? I'm not into that kind of thing, neither, but I don't see a reason to judge them for their perversities, as they shouldn't mind mine ... it's just that they won't get to know these, while I do get to know theirs because ... someone wanted to be judgemental about it.
Linda Lee 3 years ago
I wonder if that was the only way they could get some help around the house. It makes me sad and angry.
Load More Replies... Katie Andrews 3 years ago
And that's when you know he's a man-baby, and she's a mommy bangmaid. Not an egalitarian partnership for sure.
Emmydearest 3 years ago
Exactly, it feels a little childish to me. Like: if you get all straight A's we'll buy you a PlayStation kinda stuff...
Load More Replies... Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
IF they do it as a fun mutual thing I really hope she gets the same, that he returns the favor. (Even though I doubt it.)
Load More Replies... Alicia M 3 years ago
I couldn't care less about what arrangements they have in their personal life but this sure comes across that the household chores are considered the wife's responsibility and the husband should be rewarded when he pitches in. Really backwards, awful thinking. Imagine having the audacity to think you deserve a reward for keeping your personal living space clean. How old is her husband? 12?
Scipio Africanus 3 years ago
If they neither of them have a problem with it who are we to judge
#21
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Bill cipher 3 years ago
i'd punt him several light years away for every panda's safety
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Most women BATHE and don’t have a noticeable “vaginal aroma” while clothed :/
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure that guy doesn’t think of her as clothed
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However, in many places around the world people from the LGBTQ+ community still have to hide and even flee persecution for simply being who they are.
"Among 84 million people who are currently forcibly displaced worldwide, LGBTQ+ persons are particularly vulnerable and marginalized," the UN said in a statement in May. "Fleeing persecution and socio-economic exclusion, they often reside in countries that do not provide strong human rights protections or actively discriminate based on sexual orientation and gender identity."
#22
Pretty Much
Nathaniel 3 years ago
These are also the incels that tell women they will treat them like princesses, not like those Alpha Chads.
Dan Gilby 3 years ago
"Guys" like this should be taken out of the gene pool. Sorry to sound harsh, but nobody should be burdened with an "adult" man-child. If you can't cook for yourself, clean up after yourself, and do the same for your partner if circumstances require, then turn in your human card. A capable man who can't or won't do the basics of living is not a man. If you can't then learn. If you won't then fu you waste.
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I was just talking to a friend about me mowing the yard while he did the laundry. I hate laundry!
Sue User 3 years ago
I was out mowing one day and a car drove by and said " you go girl". I didn't know if i should be proud ( i had been sick and this was the first time in months i could now) or sad that a woman mowing was such a novelty.
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Istvan Kozak 3 years ago
I would love to wear a diaper again and a onesie just make sure to clean my button circular motion one finger and don't you look at me
Indy 3 years ago
There is a difference between a woman choosing to be a housewife and taking care of a man-child/stepford wife.
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Hmmmm
AnyOtherName 3 years ago
For some reason if a man finds me attractive I usually find it annoying/uncomfortable but if a woman does I'm massively flattered ha
Sharkie 3 years ago
Well... me too, but usually because men are usually drunk and creepy about it ("Hey! Yea, you! You are pretty, wanna have s*x?") and women are more civil and sober ("Sorry to disturb you, but your hair looks amazing! You are so pretty in *random piece of clothes*"). I am shy, but if a stranger says something nice and does not push me further into conversation about him/ her needing money from me, or does something creepy, I just blush, say something like "thank you, that's very nice from you", usually say some compliment, too (more likely for non strangers) and that's it. I don't think every man is annoying. I just hate being called on by creepy drunkers. Why is there so many of them everywhere...
Load More Replies... Party Poison 3 years ago
I'm a gay man and straight guys act like I'm about to kiss or bang them if I'm closer than 10 ft away
Carmen McLellan 3 years ago
Why would you ask someone if they crush on you, unless you crush on them? (Confused pan noises)
#24
Found On An Article
pink_panda 3 years ago
...who apparently think these women are marrying each other because they just couldn't find any "able bodied" men?
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Virgil Blue 3 years ago
Or those guys could marry each other if they think switching sexual preferences is that easy.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
Funnily enough incels suddenly understand consent and sexual preferences when you ask them to start f*****g each other.
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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
To all lesbians out there: please switch your "lesbian" button to "straight" and consider marrying all those lonely men.
Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
This is why someone needs to create a way to online slap someone right in the face
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Perhaps those two men should get together and complement each other, just to even things up.
- 3 years ago
And deprive two women of able-bodied men?? NOOOOOO000000ooooo! Nah. A lot of women (and some men) would be very grateful if they took themselves off the market.
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Random Anon 3 years ago
Well you two fellas have 4 hands. Make good use of them. Maybe lend each other a helping hand once in a while. F*cking b*ll*nds.
Pablo the Doggo 3 years ago
Why doesn't that guy just marry his friend instead? No woman would want to be with him, straight or not.
#25
I Genuinely Find This Hilarious Especially Knowing The Original Creator Was Being 100% Serious
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
If they could kill ect I'd be really grateful as it drives me bonkers
Load More Replies... Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
Yes, the sanctity of marriage, that's why Trump had three of them.
Biofish23 3 years ago
Its always the politicians with 2+ ex-wives and a dozen mistresses that rant the most about "the gays" ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Load More Replies... Paola Martz 3 years ago (edited)
I'm hetero but, man, that surely seems like a blast! Can I jump on board the steamroller, too?
Stolas 3 years ago
allies are welcome on my steamroller, idk about the others steamrollers tho
Load More Replies... N Gregory 3 years ago
Not etc! How dare the homos come for the etc! (Does this need a /s or was I obvious enough?)
Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
Christian Values should be run over. “Thou shall not kill.” How many people have been killed for being different from Christian values (by Christians) through the course of Christianity’s History and how many more will it take end the nonsense?
TrD 3 years ago
Ummm. The value is “thou shall not kill”. The ones who should be run over are the Christians who disobey this…
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"The structural vulnerabilities that LGBTQ+ persons face are intensified by their situation as migrants, asylum seekers, refugees, or internally displaced persons," the statement continued.
"Persecution from State and non-State actors, as well as socio-economic exclusion fueled by stigma, discrimination, armed conflict, natural disasters, and climate change force many persons of diverse sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) to flee their homes in search of a safe environment, where they can live authentically and fully exercise their rights."
#26
Women Are Such Mysterious Creatures, They Never Say What They Want
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
This happened several months ago so I blocked him after he kept trying to get me to date him. Now he somehow reached out to me on Skype and offline school will start in 2 days so now I have no choice but to see him in person
Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
Tell someone at school, but also dont rely on them to do anything. Tell someone you trust too, a friend or family member. Sorry you have to deal with this s**t, school starting is stressful enough, you dont need the problem. But try to get someone else to intervene, usually people tend to take it more seriously when a 3rd party tells them to f**k off, especially since hes ignoring your answer of no. Also that way he knows others are aware of the issue and he can't sneakily get away with acting like a creep.
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Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Actually, his response could also have raging profanity and insulting her looks, life style, body, ancestry, etc. etc. Seen too much of that, too.
Kate Jones 3 years ago (edited)
Playing devil's advocate, I think women need to get better at saying no and it not being 'playful'. In our defense I think women are taught to flirt this way. Bill Burr has a set about how, yes, we want to listen to women when they say no but some women are like..::coyfully:: 'stop...you're so bad! You're so silly!' in a flirtatious way. And I get it because I've seen women do it. If you say stop you should mean it. This is why some guys think it's okay to keep going.
Ebony Autumn 3 years ago
There is a HUMONGOUS difference between a woman being flirty and joking, and her being uncomfortable and turning away and avoiding him. Huge difference. Quit trying to give men excuses. They come up with their own already. "I can't read body language! She was laughing at my lame pick-up lines! She didn't specifically say no!"
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That- That's Not What Loyal Is-
Kona Pake 3 years ago
They’re always looking for a source of food for the big cats at the zoo.
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Rob Dabank 3 years ago
..... My internal dictionary just exploded! But now I feel like I need to try some comparative phrases like "Don't say they are not a vegetarian just because they occasionally eat meat"
Kassiopeia 3 years ago
Don't let go of your Partner who always pays rent just because he doesn't pay rent.
#28
About Ice Cream
N Gregory 3 years ago
Well, if she bites it it means a) she's got teeth of titanium and b) she's a frickin animal - I mean, who bites ice cream? (I... may have missed the point)
Stardust she/her 3 years ago (edited)
Exactly, who bites ?(I don’t even know the point)
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Rob Dabank 3 years ago
Things that he can tell by the way she eats her ice cream 1) her parents should have warned her about creepy uncle 2) refer to 1)
Broad Panda 3 years ago
It says friend of her uncle. I sure as heck a responsible adult had something to say.
Load More Replies... James Tartaglione 3 years ago
yes. you can tell she likes ice cream, just like everyone else on the damn planet
Michael Largey 3 years ago
You can also tell a lot about a man who says stuff like that to kids.
#29
This Is Just Creepy
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
You'll have noticed, if you're alive, that male children NEVER make virginity promises. In fact, the very idea brings on laughter or stunned amazement.
Tobin Kern 3 years ago
Well thats not true at all. I think its odd either way, but I know for a fact multiple guys that did it to both parents as a teenager.
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Tamra 3 years ago
Yep, this is another one of those "adorable" Christian traditions. I knew a family like this once. The father made his eldest daughter take a pledge in church to "save her virginity and purity" to HONOR HER FATHER, and in return he gave her a ring. Utter sexist bull s**t.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Trust me, not a Christian tradition, an American tradition.
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xolitaire 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah, this whole virginity pledge to the father thing has been around for years and it's disgusting. There are documentaries on youtube, showing a family with several daughters who went through this. It basically meant that the father ruled the household and was the standard for the "perfect man". The daughters had to wait for that perfect man to come into their lives, only have dates with the dad as chaperone, not have sex at all before marrying that "perfect dad clone" etc. This is often combined with the belief that the only "safe sex" is to not have any. Later the parents were seen disowning one daughter because she had sex before marriage. They literally treated her like she was dirt and could no longer be trusted to make her own decisions. This whole "tradition" is vile.
#30
When You Think It Can’t Get Worse You Notice The Glove…
Alan Green 3 years ago
Both clearly having a laugh. Probably work on/own the farm and this is how they handle pregnant livestock so they're making a joke of it while letting family & friends know they are expecting. I think it a-moo-sing anyway.
Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
This is just cringe. Or maybe that couple is into some weird s**t. I actually think this isnt as bad as it looks. Might just be a farmer joke, like its probably funnier if you work on a dairy farm. (Its actually the glove that makes me think its just a bit of darkish humor, kinda like those intentionally ridiculous baby belly shoots)
Needmorecowbell 3 years ago
The glove is because that’s how they check for pregnancy in large livestock (sorry if you already knew this!)
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Ivana Bašić 3 years ago
In that thing, usually *forced* artificial insemination.
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 3 years ago
Unfortunately, I know exactly where this glove had been just moments before the photo was taken.
#31
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)
Wow, those are some massive insecurities. Hope they got help for that.
Sydney-Kate 3 years ago
No find yourself a man who cares enough to give you the whole day to relax. That’s a good guy right there
Smellsliketeenspirit 3 years ago
Thats a comment from someone that doesnt trust their partner.
#32
Oh... My God
Andrew Pugg 3 years ago
I am not often lost for words but.... . . ..but what a cockwomble, twatbadger of a person I cannot call him a man
Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
Please do not insult all cockwombles and twatbadgers! They are worth more than that piece of s**t.
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Caro Caro 3 years ago
You must be one of the most despicable people God ever blew breath into. I hope you burn in hell. I wish your hopefully ex wife and daughter all the love and support and health possible. You are a horrible sad man.
Moosy Girl 3 years ago
I would never wish cancer upon anyone but I’m having a real hard time not wishing it upon this guy’s family jewels.
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the one panda _ 3 years ago
Yup the pain in her eyes is because you haven't had sex in two months, not because she's fighting cancer!!!!
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
To be fair people with cancer do have sex, and sexual intimacy can often become an issue for various reasons. Something that's important for health professionals to talk to couples about.
Load More Replies... Pablo the Doggo 3 years ago
"This is the hardest thing I've ever been through in my life." How tf do you think your wife feels as the one actually going through it!??
Jasper Cool 3 years ago
Men are six times more likely to leave their wife after a cancer diagnosis than women are to leave their husband. In fact major health scares make women less likely to divorce their husbands in general.
Mike Hutton 3 years ago
He's afraid his daughter will think he is "a horrible person". Oh the Irony!
#33
At Least He End It There
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
Yes, please end it! Good riddance. My God, I'm getting more disgusted by the minute reading this list 🤬🤬🤬
Siss Larsen 3 years ago
Was doing some serious swear words in my head reading that !!!
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#34
Found Some Vintage Anti-Suffrage Posters That Show How Afraid People Were Of Women Voting
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
So, flip the genders here, in each one, and that's supposed to be how it ought to be? Thank women's suffrage and their sacrifices for starting the improvements so far.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
And they're STILL using these exact same "arguments" whenever women are seeking equal rights. The only one missing is the good ole fallback "Well they're only like that because they're UGLY and no man wants them!"
censor 3 years ago
but so what? maybe that's what the men of the time were scared of.
Load More Replies... Voodoops_13 3 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised to see updated versions of s**t like this to promote Fox News Tucker Carlson's ball tanning garbage "The End Of Men".
Jason Melvil 3 years ago
In the last picture... Why on earth is the dog having that expression?!?
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
I would be scared too if i would have been the one who knowingly mistreated others while I was enjoying my privileges....and then see them getting a say about that mistreatment. That is scary.
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Not Only Did People Get Mad About The Trailer, This Post Got Reported A Lot
Nyx 3 years ago
Can't really tell from the poststamp sized picture, but I take it the long haired groom is a woman, too?
Monday 3 years ago
Yeah whole trailer story was long haired lady was gonna marry a dude, but then big hair lady (her maid of honor) confessed her love for her at the wedding. Wedding called off, two girls date, former fiance dude becomes their best friend/best man and then meets a new girl at their wedding. Kinda weird honestly.
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Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
Hasnt sims had the option for same sex marriage from the start? I swear i remember my cousin had a lesbian couple one of whom was a bigwig actor (i accidentally set her on fire while cooking and she died and i forgot to not save, even though i promised my cousin we would play on her save but wouldn't save after and my poor cousin was really mad cause she put a lot of work into that actress) EDIT: oh they could have a relationship and woohoo and live together, they just couldn't marry.
eljot 3 years ago
Yep, gay relationships and 'woohoo' were there in The Sims series since the very first vanilla TS1. Not sure about the marriage, but definitely possible in TS3. I think earlier also.
Load More Replies... Rick 3 years ago
Did this actually happen? Sorry for being dense, but the “news report” is also The Sims so…
Potato patato 3 years ago (edited)
I assume the news report is some sort of edit.
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Sarah Brown 3 years ago
I know for a fact the sims have let you have same sex couples in the game ever since it first came out, what's the big deal? I've been marrying same sex couples on 3 and 4 for years.
#36
Ah, Poor Babies…
K- THULU 3 years ago
I don't think I can type " for fks sake.." for every post in this list....
Kayjunmoon 3 years ago
Keep going, it means the rest of us don't need to.
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boredpandaki 3 years ago (edited)
They could ban history too. It is all bout politics after all
Alicia M 3 years ago
School shootings are an epidemic in the United States but it's good to see school boards doing the important work of banning symbols that might make a white child's bigoted parents feel uncomfortable.
CultOfBambi 3 years ago
Aren't most school shootings perpetrated by straight white males? It must be all the pride/BLM flags getting waved in their faces that are warping their fragile little minds. poor babies... /s
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I’m straight, white, and cisgender, and I’m a Pride ally. I have NEVER felt excluded, not even at literal Pride events.
MrBallen Fan 3 years ago
I’m straight and white and I don’t feel excluded, I feel sick looking at this post!
Party Poison 3 years ago
Mmmkay so whenever I wore pride gear to school I got told I should use the women's restroom (I'm male) so maybe quit while you're behind?
Party Poison 3 years ago
This said to the douchebag who talked about exclusion
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How Do You Even... What
RafCo 3 years ago
Generally dark hair and eyes, with olive skin. Much like residents of other Greek Isles, people of Lesbos have a generally Mediterranean appearance.
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Ripley 3 years ago
"I want to have a relationship with her". Erm, is she going to get a say in this so-called "relationship"? Being gay has nothing to do with why she doesn't want to go out with you, dude.
Micah 3 years ago
No, no, no. You're not understanding. He wants it to happen. That's all that matters. This is sarcasm.
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 3 years ago
Well, yes, everyone knows that real lesbians have flashing neon "L"-s on their heads. And they also smoke cigars and drink gasoline.
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
1. Stop stereotyping about how lesbians should look 2. Take no for an answer
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago (edited)
You should have a sex change and become a women. That might give you a chance.
Argle Bargle 3 years ago (edited)
Let me gaze into my crystal ball... I see an intervention order on the horizon. (edit for typo)
#38
Yeah, Don't Have Sex Before Marriage
Zero 3 years ago
It's not original. Someone photoshopped in all of the text, probably as an "edgy" joke/commentary. The original was a Saturday Evening Post cover and was just the people/lawn/etc with no words, just a day in suburban America.
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Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago
HHHMMM And the men who are helping create the "used woman" are okey dokey?
Argle Bargle 3 years ago (edited)
You are lucky then, because you got out of the 'having water poured up your nose by a sprog whilst sunbathing, while your wife prepares more ammo' scenario. (edit for typo)
#39
This Sign Above A Children's Toilet
Elvira Dirge 3 years ago
Thank you for calling it an excuse! I hate that saying. It's completely an excuse.
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
A noodle restaurant in my area had this exact sign on the door to the bathrooms. They took it down after a string of unsurprising complaints.
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Don't worry, that's a cape, not a dress. He's got his comeuppance up and coming.
#40
What Poor Woman Made This?
Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Yeah. Of course you pull away...And when you try to show them they get insecure and decides to skip it altogether (again, "not all men" obviously)
Nathaniel 3 years ago
We men should be passing on the "alphabet" method amongst each other. For the sake of our womenfolk.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
What is that? I need to know. So I can tell my boyfriend to learn it XD
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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
Men, there's no shame in being unable to stimulate the clitoris. After all, we can't practice on ourselves. But it's important to communicate with your partner. Talk about what you like or dislike, and ask her if there's anything she'd like you to do (or not do). In my experience, talking about sex only makes it better.
Evan Martin 3 years ago
Same goes for bj's. Most don't know what they're doing. Communicating helps
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#41
Are They Serious?
Rob Dabank 3 years ago
I am trying to reconcile my being male with the powerful feeling I have that this image is the wrong way round.
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Ozacoter 3 years ago
I am 32yo. I am so f****d up by my broken body that I can barely walk 10m without pain and extreme fatigue. All my issues started with endometriosis, a female only disease. Tell me again how I am "living in easy mode". I am not a good person, i wish i could give this a*****e my pain and let him rot.
Ben Moss 3 years ago
An easy girl is making a guy hard, lol that’s what I thought too
Load More Replies... Argle Bargle 3 years ago
i will take that as 'easy to love' and if you're hard, maybe go somewhere private till the situation resolves
Heidi Northrop 3 years ago
Ummm what? Hard as in, "I have Boner and want to put it in any hole regardless of age or gender?"
#42
Definitely Not Ok
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Omg... At least he's running away so you don't have to. That is seriously creepy.
Nyx 3 years ago
Good on him that he ran. He could've said nothing and ended up raping the daughter.
Emma A 3 years ago
If the op was a young girl and the man was much older then yes creepy but otherwise good on him for leaving the situation and being honest but probably shouldn't have been that honest. There are so many ways that situation could have gone bad. And at least she wasn't ghosted and left wondering what went wrong.
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Why would you tell someone this???? Basically he was more attracted to the younger woman and didn't want a relationship with the older woman any more. I can see that happening. But what an effing appalling way to manage the situation.
#43
I've Lost So Much Respect For This Elon Musk Guy
Trillian 3 years ago
Elon Musk and Putin have a lot in common. Like how could anyone have ever believed they were halfways decent? Y‘all need to have your a*****e radar checked.
v 3 years ago
Based only on memes and what the media reports, primarily due to memes, how do you know what type of person Elon Musk is.
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wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
bruh. i hate when my parents compare me to elon musk. just bc he's autistic doesn't mean he and i are similar.
RafCo 3 years ago
Remember that Elon Musk's wealth is a product of Apartheid in South Africa. He was born the son of a billionaire owner of emerald mines
Question everything 3 years ago
First, it's not his fault where his inheritance comes from. Second, I have not heard anyone say he's a selfmade billionair. Third, he has given us electric cars and made his competitors pull their fingers out too. But yes, he is an aßhole because he's rude, he doesn't pay well, he works his people to the ground, has shìtty opinions etc.
Load More Replies... Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
It took so many people far too long to catch up with what a jackass this guy is.
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
Fortunately, I can't lose any respect for Musk because I never had any for him to begin with. Also, I *would* watch such a movie.
Drea Benoit 3 years ago
He just keeps getting worse. I’m thankful he can’t run for president anyway
#44
Honey,that Sounds Like A You Problem
Nyx 3 years ago
It's sad that men are brought up to be so homophobic, that they don't even dare marry a guy in a video game. Meanwhile they go out with the boys, get drunk, f*ck each other on a dare and don't consider it gay at all.
Wubbleyew 3 years ago
What? F#ck each other on a dare? I'm hanging out with the wrong guys
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Liam Farranree 3 years ago
Serena is a 4000 year old vampire, his girlfriend must have a thing for mature women.
Load More Replies... Rick 3 years ago
I barely raised an eyebrow when the Social Worker took my Sims kids away, or a whole family of my Sims died in a fire (that er…I purposely started) and people actually care enough about what pixels marry other pixels? Bizarre.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
I have killed so many Sims that I would spend the rest of my life in jail. That not talking about npcs that i slaughtered in RPG games. But somehow i doubt that this guy would worry.
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Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
Holy s**t, these men are all small, pathetic, insecure people. Like how scared of your own exposure of inadequacy do you have to be to think this.
zovjraar me 3 years ago
my husband always plays a female character if one is available. i don't think he's secretly a woman.
#45
... What
JiminKimLip7 3 years ago (edited)
Racist and Sexist all in one! And Homophobic! That has to be a new record!
Vic 3 years ago
Oh so we Indians are with the *checks notes* "queer people" now? Glad to be on the good side of things!! All you other folks are welcome to join, btw! Except idiots like OP here..
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K- THULU 3 years ago
As a disgusting asexual, I would willingly overcome my aversion to putting parts of my anatomy in parts of other people's anatomy by lodging a size 12 doc marten boot right up his fkn a*s!
xolitaire 3 years ago
As a fellow disgusting asexual, I'll gladly join you, but first let me check my garage, I think I still have my old steel-capped work boots somewhere
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
As a sex repulsed asexual, I have done ALL the nastiest things you could possibly imagine in the bedroom. And in the back seats of cars, grubby alleyways, train station bathrooms, behind the stacks in the local library, in the upper branches of a tree... Yes, all these and more are places in which I have farted, scratched my bottom, and picked my nose. That's how disgusting I am, and dammit, I'm not ashamed to admit it!
wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
mhm, lets see... aspec phobia, homophobia, using queer as a slur, and racism! this guy must be a sexologist, because he's not getting any!
Dillon Sizemore 3 years ago
Lol if he is talking Indians from India and not the misnamed Native Americans I got two words . Kama Sutra
AnyOtherName 3 years ago
I don't know why but this one is really funny - this guy has issues. Why are asexuals disgusting? What did they do?!
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
We didn’t do the deed so maybe that is disgusting. I find ace and aro phobia to be ridiculous. First they tell us to not to the deed (or date depending on which culture you live in) and when we come out they tell us that we are broken and must do the deed. (Some people of the LGBTQ+ community think that aces are straights who want attention even though it’s not true, I myself am lesbian yet I am still ace)
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I Don’t Think They Are
MarioRossi 3 years ago
As a non-native English speaker, I had to re-read the phrase several times for it to make sense. It was like "More people have been to Russia than I have" :-)
Liam Farranree 3 years ago
I am a native English speaker and I can't figure out what argument he's trying to make here.
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#47
This Is At A Kid’s Stationary Shop
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
Shows that some men like women being terrified, and it sells too. This thread is really getting on my (bad word) !!
Dillon Sizemore 3 years ago
I find the "kids stationary" suspect because this and what looks like a Kia bottle opener key chain.
Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
There is nowhere that this guy trying to capture a terrified looking woman would be appropriate.
#48
A Friend Sent This Screenshot To Me On Instagram…
Zachary Gillette 3 years ago
Haha that is true. "They" is also a pronoun.
Load More Replies... Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Good luck with the no pronouns thing: let me know how it works out for ____ (sorry, 'you' is a pronoun, trying to be respectful of your wishes).
Monday 3 years ago (edited)
Hi there Argle, Monday's name is Monday, nice to meet Argle! Would Argle like to have a coffee with Monday? ....imagine if people had to talk like that.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
If you like the Beatles, then maybe start with their song "Let It Be" and mind your own business.
#49
I May Be A Sex Repulsed Ace But Once A Week Seems A Bit Much When Your Partner Dosn't Feel Sexual Attraction
Laugh or not 3 years ago
Yes, because whatever the relationship and the orientation, seeing sex as a commodity that one submits to for the benefice of their partner regardless if their own desire is totally healthy and totally not-rapy.
Monday 3 years ago
It makes sense though. If you and your partner don't have matching sex drives one of you is going to be unhappy if you don't find a compromise. If one half of the couple is not willing to compromise then the relationship should end, if both are happy to compromise then it can continue.
Load More Replies... Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Absolutely not. You always go at a frequency that the one who wants less sex can be ok with. Asexual or not. And accept it without nagging for sex even if it's frustrating. If you don't feel ok with your sex life you break up - it's a valid reason. Sure, you could come up with solutions like having an open relationship but that should be a mutual decision.
Emmydearest 3 years ago
Devil's advocate here: if the ace person has no desire for sex but they are not in fact repulsed by it and once they have it they somehow don't mind/enjoy it, in that case scheduling some sex encounters with their partner can be doable. It's like eating a particular food: I don't crave for it but it doesn't disgust me so, if my partner cooks it and enjoys it, every once in a while I eat it too. It's just a theory, so please don't hate me. If any ace would reply with their opinion about it, I'll be happy to hear it.
Emmydearest 3 years ago
I'll add that obviously it must not come from pressure by the partner. The couple needs to sit down and respectfully talk about boundaries and such.
Load More Replies... xolitaire 3 years ago
Even better, its sexual assault with a weekly time table.
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Terran 3 years ago
How about talking to each other, work something out, an if that doesn't work agree on a break up?
M O'Connell 3 years ago
What!? The "minimum number of times to have sex per week" is always Zero.
Erin Eubanks 3 years ago
So basically you're telling one person to weekly, rape another person.
John Rizcallah 3 years ago
Not at all. The asexual person is agreeing to have sex, not being coerced or forced or anything. This is a discussion between consenting partners. Rape is exactly the opposite.
Load More Replies... #50
Instagram Explore Page Memes = Misogynist Memes
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
I am unable to see the picture so can you tell me what it is?
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Nah, she's about to be knighted. She's just checking the ETA for the queen.
#51
That Comment...
2763MilesAway 3 years ago
Sorry for being off topic but I recognize your name from something not BP related and I just can't figure out what it is though.
Load More Replies... Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
My mum is 65, in love, still plays video games. 33 myself and all I want are achievements.
Java Addict 3 years ago
I'm 48. I game with a group in their late teens/early 20s. I'm not mom or anything like that, I'm just one of them.
#52
They Will Do Anything To Excuse R*pe
Nyx 3 years ago
Sure. And that's why we do a DNA test. If the DNA is 100% the same as mom's, you can have your virgin birth. If not, some dude at the care facility is in for a world of hurt.
Sasha 3 years ago
Or if its her husband's, it could be that it was a dream baby. Or youknow he had sex with his comatose wife. Also if your car disappears suddenly, it could be that it was taken by aliens, why you need to go to the police?
Load More Replies... Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
That's a pretty convoluted way to say that you don't care about women being raped and that the rapist should walk free.
Ben Moss 3 years ago
Gee I WONDER why he’s so against a DNA test to catch the rapist???
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Random Anon 3 years ago
Why blank out the name on that? Seriously we need to know who these people are so we can avoid them like the plague.
#53
*converts To Satanism*
Pixie 3 years ago (edited)
Fun fact: The SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL SATANIC TENETS: ........................................ _1 One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. ................................ _2 The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. .................................... _3 One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. ............................................... _4 The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. _5 Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. ................................. _6 People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. .................................................. _7 Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word. .................................................................... Edited for some resemblance of layout
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#54
Ah Yes, Those Super Sexy Child Necks?
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
The logic in hiding the neck but making it obligatory to wear over-knee skirts... Just stupid. Why can't there just be unisex uniforms. It's not like women die from arousal all day oooking at mens necks.
kathryn stretton 3 years ago (edited)
These rules just make the prohibited area more provocative, same as ankles years ago.
Aaron Drossart 3 years ago
Real issue though. There are apparently crazy amounts of sexual assaults on public transit etc in Japan. People just watch and don't do anything. Absolutely horrifying. Be a good person and stand up for what's right if you see people being gross.
pan_to_the_head 2 years ago
WAIT WAIT GUYS I read about this it’s complete b******t. no Japanese school is doing that.
#55
Uhhh Rude!!
pink_panda 3 years ago
How shocking that they don't appear to exist for the pleasure of strangers!
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Oh no! A pair of nice and friendly-looking women who would probably be a lot of fun to hang out with! The horror!
Jasper Cool 3 years ago
Some guys can't fathom the idea that women exist for something other than male gaze.
Wintermute 3 years ago
Whatever some people think the first picture would "share" with you, they won't. However, I used to have neighbors very much like the second couple. They let me borrow their power tools and traded me jalapenos for tomatoes so from our gardens to make salsa. Highly recommend.
GirlFriday 3 years ago
Judging entirely on looks, the second couple look like they would be fun. They probably have lots of friends and would come over for coffee in the mornings. The other two look really high maintenance.
#56
Ah Yes Feminism, The Biggest Evil Plaguing Society
Scotira 3 years ago
🤔 Nah, I'l just stand back and watch you whack them real good. But I'll hand you a bottle of water and a towel afterwards 😉
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Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
Typical incel "solutions," honestly/unfortunately. The "problem" isn't that incels are so romantically incompetent to make themselves truly desirable to women ("truly" in the sense of behavior as incels alternate between "insecure introvert" and "violent manchild" instead of their claim that women are more superficial than they are) so much as women are like unsupervised pets or children, thus the "solution" is to make women livestock again/more than ever before and that'll "fix/prevent" inceldom.
Load More Replies... Ozacoter 3 years ago
Not even. Unlike popular culture says medieval european people married quite late. For women the average is something like 23yo and for men a bit older. They needed to be able to afford a home, a dowry and to feed their family so many women (and men) waited quite long to marry. Men who were aprentices were also unable to marry. For nobility they often got engaged or even married very young. But they would not sleep together or even not live together at least until the girl was old enough to give birth safely, so about 16yo or later.
Load More Replies... Jason Melvil 3 years ago
Or... there's an idea. In for said boys not to feel unwanted, they can stop acting like disgusting animals who think they "deserve" women and treat women like actual human beings instead of a commodity. It might actually turn them to being wanted by other people.
#57
Oh Nooo! James Bond Is Not Manly Macho Enough And Too Woke!
Fenchurch 3 years ago
Just one of the many concepts he doesn't understand
Load More Replies... Tobias Reaper 3 years ago
you are right James Bond probably wouldn't but thats Daniel Craig bot James Bond
Lewis Fisher Wells 3 years ago
THAT AINT SUEDE THATS VELVET ALSO DANIEL THOSE PEAKED LAPELS ARE THE WORST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN
Penny Lost 3 years ago
It must really add insult to injury when you are shot between the eyes by a dude wearing a hot pink jacket.
necessary cephalopod 3 years ago
Piers Morgan is a c*ckwomble and Daniel Craig has never been so sexy (to all genders).
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
It's little old Piers, that did we expect? Far from the most ludicrous statement he's made, I'm afraid
#58
"How Am I Supposed To Respect You When Ur Afraid To Show Ur Body?"
Rob Dabank 3 years ago
So you hate it when people wear what they want? Life must be real hard for you.
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
How about you go first with the tight clothing, and we'll take it from there. Have fun in your budgie smuggler outfit.
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
Waahhh! Why wont you just show me your body!!?!? Im so f*****g chill Im an ice cube! What a creeper.
xXCloudy_PuffXx 3 years ago
It's almost like you are the reason many women feel the need to put that loose top over work out clothes, hmmm
#59
So I Guess No More Sexualities?
BoredBirb 3 years ago (edited)
Wait, what is wrong with heterosexual? (honestly curious, dont get this one)
chiizu !! 3 years ago
there's nothing wrong, but the meme is made by a someone homophobic trying to spread their beliefs (showing the pride flags and saying they don't exist). However. They didn't crop out the heterosexual flag. Essentially saying heterosexuality also doesn't exist JDJFNGM
Load More Replies... KDS 3 years ago
I always find it funny when someone say asexually doesn’t exist I always think “If you see two trees having sex lay off the acid”
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Would be quite pretty...could certainly do cross stitch over crochet for the lettering...
Load More Replies... kathryn stretton 3 years ago (edited)
All these titles and names. When will it not matter at all, and we can all just be? Black, white, every colour in between, same with gender, and body shape, perceived beauty. Long after I'm dead, but if we don't kill our planet, I'm optimistic for the (distant) future.
oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
I personally like the labels, but I get what you're saying
Load More Replies... RafCo 3 years ago
As a heterosexual, why is our flag so drab? Asexual one is kinda boring too. I'd like a redesign please
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
As an asexual uh no our flag is awesome
Load More Replies... and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Not that all of this isn’t wrong, but, my guy… do you even know what intersex means? Like, it’s something that in some (but, to be clear, not ALL) cases is pretty damn visibly obvious. Well, unless the parent or doctor unnecessarily mutilated them so they would fit their warped ideas of “right.”
Jocelyn House 3 years ago
How dare they use my favorite childhood show in thier homophobic post! =/
#60
“Breastfeeding Your Daughters Is Wrong As It Provokes Lesbian Attraction”
Needmorecowbell 3 years ago
Breast fed my gay son for 2.5 years. 🤣 🥰 Breastfed my straight daughter for 1.5 years. 🤷🏻♀️
Alienking06 3 years ago
If breastfeeding lead to attraction to women, I should be straight right now. I am not.
#61
Not Op. But.. Seriously?
Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago
I cant take any more im going into the forest to scream, bye
Jason Marin 3 years ago
I wash and wipe my a*s every time. A real man makes sure he cleans everywhere.
DannX68 3 years ago
Right? I hate when I have to take a dump at a bathroom that isn't mine, because I don't have a washcloth to wash my a$$. I also wash my d!ck after peeing. Oh ... but i *AM* gay, so it's fine ...
Load More Replies... Terran 3 years ago
For those of you thinking this might be fake: on crests or coat of arms, if you see fire breathing animals or fiery tails, it does not in fact represent fire, but stench! In the middle ages a certain amount of body odor was seen as asserting dominance over your peers. So as absurd as it might sound, he has sort of a valid point here, even though the point is long stretched, brown and in his underpants.
Jen T 3 years ago
If this is a thing, could these men please label themselves so we can tell from a distance?
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I wish you well with that. And also wish you'd wash you well with that.
#62
Yeah... Totally..
Sasha 3 years ago
I want aware that conservative was a sexuality. What are they attracted to? Morons?
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
They're attracted to long white robes with conical hoods
Load More Replies... Caro Caro 3 years ago (edited)
LGBTQIA hasn't so many stupid, misogynist or racist people. Your C stands for nothing... it's empty of love and empathy. THAT's why. Go away. EDIT: I know that there are some in the LGBTQ+ community who can be racist or discriminating or whatever. I never said they were perfect but they at least know what it's like to feel put down by other people for who they are.
Nyx 3 years ago
Hahaha, funny! I mean, she's stupid, of course, but don't act like LGBTQ+ people aren't just normal people and also have stupid, misogynist and/or racist people in their midst.
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TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
So are a lot of other real minorities that don't have the unmitigated gall to demand to be added to the list you tw*t waffle! Ya'll got me yelling at my my phone now.😤
Scotia O'Sullivan 3 years ago
Being conservative does not mean being against LGBTQIA+! I am a lesbian oriented aro/ace and come from a conservative (and extremely supportive) family!
#63
Yes Because Those Are Totally The Same
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Um, I don't know if you're using that lipstick in the way it was intended, Stefan.
Vic 3 years ago
*apply lipstick, no boner yet*.. what am I doing wrong?? is there a particular brand I should be using??
Monday 3 years ago
You need to find the right shade, it might take a couple of tries. Also make sure you do kissy faces in the mirror for optimal results.
Load More Replies... Ben Moss 3 years ago
He calls lipstick “female lipstick” so I think he’s new to our planet.
Load More Replies... Katie Andrews 3 years ago
He's the reason I'm extremely happy to be an average looking older woman. YES, THANK YOU, PLEASE DO IGNORE ME, I prefer the freedom!
phil blanque 3 years ago
Can you imagine a man showing up for a business meeting with an artificial brain in his head? Of course you can...we not only imagine it, we expect it.
LittleWombat 3 years ago
I don't know if I'm alone here, but I actually would NOT get aroused if a man showed up with a giant boner - artificial or otherwise - to a business meeting.
Penny Lost 3 years ago
Yes, Stefan, in your case that boner would definitely have to be artificial 🙄
Aaron Drossart 3 years ago
Gonna go ahead and blow Stefan's mind here... Not everything is related to wanting to f*** someone.
#64
She's On The Beach Wtf
Monday 3 years ago
I know right? Disgusting! I bet she even showers NAKED.
Load More Replies... DannX68 3 years ago
She has to, and a hat, otherwise she'll burst into flames.
Load More Replies... Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
Which one is the fraudulent, embezzling grifter? oh yeah, that's right.
Nyx 3 years ago
Right. Because being out on a cold, windy day is definitely the same as being in the water at a warm beach... Also: https://theviraler.com/47-hottest-ivanka-trump-bikini-pictures-will-drive-you-nuts-best-of-comic-books/
3 years ago
just the name of the link should be one of these things listed
Load More Replies... RafCo 3 years ago
I don't thing she has ever lived in the projects. Her parents are fabulously wealthy and very high class. Unlike Ivanka, who is the spawn of a s**t stain that had a wet dream.
Anne Reid 3 years ago
For a lot of folks, if you’re not white, you’re automatically ghetto.
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Elin Noller 3 years ago
Yes lets compare clothing on one person in winter with clothing on another during summer on a beach. Makes perfect sense
#65
Ah Yes “Lesbianism”
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Who let this woman have an opinion!? We need a man to lecture her pronto!! /s
Zenozenobee 3 years ago
I Wonder if I have the same problem....I'm bisexual and I sometimes wear yoga pants ... The thing is, I was bisexual before I started wearing yoga pants. Is that why I can't turn lesbian by wearing them???
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago
Damn, i put on yoga pants and suddenly all i can think about is other womens vaginas
Pixie 3 years ago
I know (?) that in America Sascha is a girl's name, but I grew up knowing it only as a boy's name.
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#66
They Say *we* Get Triggered Easy Then Get Upset Over A Cartoon Purse
K- THULU 3 years ago
Funny thing is in UK and Australia, f***y means vagina! Remember that america....
Monday 3 years ago
"Yeah I think I have some moisturizer in my vagina pack!"
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gridsleep 3 years ago
Could also be called a messenger bag if that doesn't scare the Trumpet. Of course throughout history men carried their money in a purse tied to their belt. A thief of this purse was commonly called a cutpurse. Look it up.
censor 3 years ago
I have a bag like that but it's black... and guess what... even women criticise me and say it's a purse and looks gay. You know what I do? I explain that I hate carrying tons of s**t in my pockets. And if it looks gay I really do not care, at least it filters out people I do not want to socialise with.
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
Man: Can I put this giant armful of c**p in your purse? Me: Get your own purse. Man: Ew. Me: *sprains muscles rolling eyes so hard*
Dillon Sizemore 3 years ago (edited)
Support the man bag carrying around 2Lb. of stuff in your pockets gets annoying after awhile. Either the pants are tight enough the pockets are c**p or they are loose enough to bruise your thigh after 12 hr+ of walking with a handful of coins.
PandaGoPanda 3 years ago
Well, I'd much rather someone looked in their purse than their f***y! (Yep, I'm British,)
#67
Texas
Monday 3 years ago
Boys should be encouraged to grow their hair out, it will shield their necks from the lustful eyes of the girls.....I mean necks are sexy right? That was a point in a previous post after all!
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Betting a few on the panel might have been hippies back in the day, with long tresses blowin' in the wind.
phil bishop 3 years ago
The 1850s are calling. No wait, everyone had long hair then.... even Wyatt Earp.
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Would this be the same Texas school that wanted to ban girls from wearing pants?
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
Why can’t we focus on healthcare and free college as much as we focus on encroaching on other peoples rights?
#68
A Man Washing The Dishes, Such Horror!
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Imagine sharing the housework? How pathetic..... Seriously how pathetic are the boys that make these posts?
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
According to an old saw, no man was ever shot while doing the dishes.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
So...do men like this just live in absolute squalor while they're single? They don't clean their place, wash their dishes, do laundry?
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Don't worry, if you're on your own, you'll always have to do all the dishes.
JK Rowling 3 years ago
Maybe she's just happy she has a real man for a husband instead of whatever the f***k that commentor is.
#69
"Probably Nothing Sexual"
#70
From A Friend On Tumblr… Poor Guy.
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
This is a weird thing to say about anyone *especially* when they are kids/babies
Smiler 3 years ago
believe it or not this happens alot in Asian culture. I'm asian and Im straight up against it. My mom always been shipping me with random boys who I hate with all my heart or sometimes I dont even know who the f**k they are. These shits r annoying and im lowkey mad while typing this lmfao
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#71
All Girls Are Part Of The Lgbt Now
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
Of course. It's not possible that you're being constantly rejected because of your shitty personality and regressive views of women, so there must be something wrong with women.
#72
I Literally Have No Words
RafCo 3 years ago
As a kid in the 1970s, this is b******t. I would have loved some support when I was getting bullied. Also, a bloody nose lasts 10 minutes and is seen by maybe 6 people. Social media bullying goes viral and can last a lifetime. So f*****g dumb. Kids these days have it SO much worse than we did. This pisses me off
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Right there with you. Never knew a child who committed suicide over a bloody nose. I know of three who tried to kill themselves due to cyber bullying. Two succeeded. I still tear up remembering these kids. While it was going on, the school's recommendation was that the bullied should just "toughen up."
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necessary cephalopod 3 years ago
Person who created this has obviously never met a vagina. As the late, great Betty White said, "Those things take a pounding." It's d*cks that break.
Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
70’s dad: “You’re a fkn pssy for getting punched in the face. You look like you’re mom when she over-cooks my steak!” I guess that still applies today. Domestic violence isn’t a joke.
James016 3 years ago
It was in the news today (UK) that another teenage girl killed herself due to bullying on social media and in the school. The school did nothing about it. Ofsted downgraded the school's rating partly due to the staff not stopping bullying and this poor girl is the third person from the school since 2017 to kill themselves. :(
LimonadeDaWolf 3 years ago
Ummmmmmm, If your vagina broke, you have issues, find a gynecologist
#73
For A Post Apocalyptic Game
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Note how the "corrected" version is wearing a big happy smile, because frowning or looking serious isn't "feminine" enough. FFS.
Nemo 3 years ago
There where guys saying that the image on the left has a beard. The girl has peachfuzz. Peachfuzz is normal. What is wrong with some people?
Fintch 3 years ago
They never were to a woman close enough IRL to recognize peachfuzz.
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Inga Paškevičiūtė 3 years ago
So, women have to wear makeup, but "nice guys" are offended if women wear makeup? 🤔
Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
Shes a f*****g outcast from society in a post apoc tribal world, where the hell would she get eyeliner. Also has this guy only ever seen women in porn? Does he just keep his eyes closed at all times outside his apartment?
Zenozenobee 3 years ago
You too wonder where that guy got his mental image for "average woman"?
Load More Replies... Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
I chose the left face. They’re real. True to their image. She also could probably kill a spider in the sink that made me scream.
Dutchman Callypso 3 years ago
Thanks I hate it. Leave Aloy tf alone. Stupid brainwashed monkeys.
#74
What Is Wrong With Straight Men
Artoonist Corine 3 years ago
I thought the same thing - I kept looking for the question....
Load More Replies... pink_panda 3 years ago
Wow, I can't believe he got no response to that panty-dropping opening line.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
You can tell he's a prize catch from the way he tenderly and romantically treats you like his personal servant. Good Eff-Word.
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
I'd acknowledge his messages by replying "that was a very idiotic thing to say" everytime
#75
I Now Identify As Logistically Difficult
Lewis Fisher Wells 3 years ago
then start avoiding convoy tactic supply chains and increase anti air measures you can also start by removing some of the command units in your tail section to try to increase problem solving and independence
Rick 3 years ago
Anyone that watches this show (to my shame, I did for the first time last year and the new series starts tonight!) and know how it works would know that what the makers said was true. Not for any bisexual people, but certainly for lesbian, gay and trans contestants. It wouldn’t work because of how the show is set up.
#76
That’s An Interesting Way To Say “I Don’t Understand Consent”
TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
I mean...when did spontaneous even begin to just mean sex? My man comes home with pizza after I text that I've had a bad day and THEN it's on till the break of dawn!
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#77
The Straights Aren't Okay
Nyx 3 years ago
Good for you! Now let people who want or need abortions and/or like to rap about wet cats do what they want to do, too.
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Wet cats! It's too early to have a headache from laughing this hard.
Load More Replies... D Battle II 3 years ago
Probably can't do anything without her husband's permission.
Load More Replies... Emmydearest 3 years ago
Sure. Having an abortion is soooooo empowering! I love it. Whenever I feel down or ridiculed or belittled I call my girl friends and we all go to the clinic and get ourselves an abortion. Girl power ✌️
Penny Lost 3 years ago (edited)
Is it just me or does the woman in the picture look like she's about to snap any minute?
#78
Haha Let's Justify Domestic Abuse
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
I know you're getting tired of typing this, but it's just so spot on for all these! So I'll keep up voting!
Load More Replies... Ozacoter 3 years ago
To be fair it used to be the logic of most people until not long ago
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Nadine Lynch 3 years ago
The bride's expression in the first image just screams, "Mistake! Mistake!"
#79
“Quit Slutting Up My Hero, The Child Eating Ancient Demon Clown” And Apparently You’re Only Allowed To Dress Up As Female Characters If You’re Female
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
If Pennywise is your hero, you've got bigger problems than your blatant misogyny.
wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago (edited)
ignore them, you look amazing :D also, this isn't sl*tty. her shirt is longer for the actual pennywise's ffs!
#80
Don't Be Surprised If You Find His Body Behind A Burger King...
️sHeS rEaLLy gOoD️ (They/Them) 3 years ago
All the chick-fil-a cups really add more to the homophobia
Cattle.Cat 3 years ago
Of course your ‘Freindly’ homofhobic fast food- food chain. Grow up. They have lives too. It’s just because you think you know what they are , not for what they are. If you thought they were straight, you’d keep this. Your helping as much as Global Warming.
I don't like avocado 3 years ago
This isn't talked about but the amount of queer people in the community who still support Chick-fil-A and "don't care" enough to gO oUt oF tHIeR wAY and get literally any other fast food is way too much. These are people who have been discriminated against, time and time again. People who have been forced into conversion therapy, or have come close to it. People who know exactly what oppression feels like. And they help do it to their own people. Not to mention the gay people not supporting trans people. Stop it. If you're one of those people I just mentioned, just stop it. You need to be humbled.
#81
Ffs
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Her husband won't let her read/watch/listen to trash like that there.
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Nyx 3 years ago
Why are you wearing your uniform at home? And I guess she only wears oversized clothes at home or something?
chiizu !! 3 years ago
the customer is referring to her own husband- not the employee's!
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#82
Gross
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
You know what? If subjugation is your thing, have at it. But leave the rest of us out of it.
Dutchman Callypso 3 years ago (edited)
These girls/women who made pleasing men the entire point of their existence, genuinely scare me...
Richard Henderson 3 years ago
I feel sad for women who think like this. Context suggests religion is to blame in this case.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Sure, men are created to look like a leader and women are created to be the advisers behind the scenes who actually run everything. That’s what they’re each best at anyway.
#83
I Am Deeply Concerned For Their Future Children
#84
This Sub In A Nutshell
#85
Haha Women Bad
Diana Lucas 3 years ago
All of us women in liberal states cry for the women in those states who are being kept from making decisions about their own bodies by a bunch of old, white men.
Sasha 3 years ago
Wtf is with this idea that women enjoy getting abortions and throw a little abortion party with champagne after and can't wait to do it again? Theyre not crying over their right to f*****g eat ice cream getting taken away. Abortion is pretty much never easy, for any woman, believe me if the choice was between having and abortion and the situation that necessitated it never happening, no woman is gonna go "yes i wish i still had accidentally gotten pregnant in college JUST so i could get an abortion"
Monday 3 years ago
"omg I, like, haven't had an abortion in, like, EVER. Better go get knocked up!"
Load More Replies... Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
Yeah... you know, empathy and compassion (it's real). Besides, the post missed the point that it's not "just" about abortions. It's also about equality and equity for women as a whole. It's a sign that we are going backwards (and it's very VERY sad and upsetting).
Inga Paškevičiūtė 3 years ago
Damn, I don't live in that f*****g country and I want women living there to have access to healthcare. How dare I think about other women and their health instead of focusing on "men" boohoo
LittleWombat 3 years ago
Those would be the crying faces of the men who had to pay child support if those women didn't get abortions.
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
I feel like we just need to get rid of every religious f****r in government. It’s really just a waste of tax payer money.
Smellsliketeenspirit 3 years ago
Its a weird concept to some to care about issues that don't directly affect us. Its called empathy and compassion.
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
Compassion and empathy are utterly foreign concepts to conservatives.
Load More Replies... #86
It's Not Even Clark, It's His Son!
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Is it part of the superhero creed that they have to be 100% heterosexual?
cogadh 3 years ago
Not at all. In fact, superheroes have been all over the rainbow, starting two decades ago when the (now defunct) comics code was altered to allow gay representation and the Marvel superhero Northstar finally came out. I expect those that were upset by by Superman's son being bi haven't actually read a comic book in years, if ever.
Load More Replies... Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
Superman is an alien from another planet. We can accept that, but not his sexuality?
#87
Just Let The Straights Have A Little Representation!!!
oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
*lists 95% of characters in popular media* I think that's more than one character
#88
*fragile Masculinity Intensifies*
Inga Paškevičiūtė 3 years ago
They cancel each other out. Congrats, you're a straight man 👍👍👍
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Dirk Daring 3 years ago
Billy Joel got down with supermodels. You know, the guy they literally call The Piano Man. But OK.
APL 3 years ago
Also the harmonica which, along with the accordion, is one of only two completely antisexual instruments.
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 3 years ago
So Chopin, Bach, Beethoven, etc....they were gay and/or girls. Gotcha.
Viraj Shrivastava 3 years ago
I play violin and electric guitar, and I’m definitely not cool and also not gay, where does that put me?
Sylvia Schmitz 3 years ago
Brian May, a freaking rock legend, can play the harp. Also in ancient Ireland Bards would carry their harps into battle.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 3 years ago
I didn't know that about him, but I'm not in the least surprised. he's very talented.
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 3 years ago
my main one is a Heritage cherry Gibson SG standard, with the trapezoid inlays, large scratchplate etc. most beautiful thing I own (seeing as you don't technically own a cat)
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago
I am female of no sexual preference, i really badly wanna learn to play the double bass (massive violin thing bigger than me that sounds like a small really sonorous earthquake) where do i fall?
Sheena Leversedge Wood 3 years ago
Double bass is exxtremely cool. if you have the opportunity, go for it.
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Unslaadahsil 3 years ago
Fun fact: for centuries, women were banned from playing any of these instruments professionally. Granted, they were banned from doing almost anything professionally, but still...
#89
Wife Bad Unless Wife Do What I Want
Pixie 3 years ago
Somehow in neither version is the father part of the family, asides from "intimacy".
Load More Replies... Sue From Michigan 3 years ago
I wish all women could understand that they're never going to be equals in religion. There are no major religions that aren't patriarchal. They were literally invented by men for men.
Diana Lucas 3 years ago
Where does - *She realizes her husband is a misogynistic prick, takes the kids and leaves him for someone better- fit in? It's inexplicably missing.
Jill Bussey 3 years ago
Teaching about religion all day long is one way to guarantee the children end up atheist or agnostic.
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
A lot of atheists I know grew up in religious households. The more fundie the religion, the more likely the kids will reject that s##t.
Load More Replies... Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
I want to refute the ones on the right for how BS they are. 1) Bored at best and feeling trapped in a bubble especially compared to everyone else working and/or child-free. 2) See #1 especially as kids, especially MULTIPLE kids, requires near-constant attention, hence the use of "electronic babysitters," TV and tablets. 3) HA! Kids NEVER nap as long or frequently enough for the parent to get appreciable rest especially since they'd be cleaning up this or that the kids messed up in the first place. 4) double-HA as we've all seen the stressed out SAH mothers in grocery stores and the struggle with the kids begging and sneaking in whatever junk food they can. 5) See #2, alone. 6) Kids WILL find the most gross, dangerous things at either place to at least touch if not try to EAT, leading to the same stress but in a new venue. 7) Triple-HA as the mother would be too tired and P.O.'ed from all of the above to be/feel sexy. Overall, he life is only "blessed" in the eyes of a cult leader.
Emma London 3 years ago
And then he divorces her and she doesn't have money or career, and people accuse her of being greedy because she wants alimony.
#90
Ah Yes, How Can We Forget, The Least Okay Straight Of Them All
Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
The Conservative American solution to anything they do not like, shoot it.
Maya Forbes 3 years ago
There are 335 of them every year. This is like asking for a ¨straight white old dude month¨
Elin Noller 3 years ago
Hasn't this been tried several times and it always ends with like 3 ppl showing up?
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
You have done yourself proud there, for sure. That's gonna be one helluva float in the parade.
#91
This Is A 24-Year-Old Christian Film Producer
Fenchurch 3 years ago
Eeewwww so a 20 year old starting dating a child? Have the authorities been informed.
Caro Caro 3 years ago
Joshua Wesely. YUK. Looked it up aaaand: he groomed the adolescent and is accused of p*dophilia. Wesely announced on Instagram that his wife was “finally 18.” He went on to say that his now-wife, Isabelle Wesely, had been his “best friend for four years.” Even though the legal age of consent in Germany is 14, many people were shocked to learn that the adolescent had reportedly been groomed. Twitter users also pointed out that the couple’s three-year anniversary is on February 18, 2020. They got engaged on December 19, 2020, barely a month after she turned 18 years old. They are planning to marry in August 2021.
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Probably The Most Passive Fragile Masculinity I Have Ever Seen
Nyx 3 years ago
Well, at least he's honest. And if he does as he says, it's ok. We're allowed to have feelings, even if they're not PC. It's the acting on them that causes problems.
Sasha 3 years ago
I mean you might not want your child to become a musician either. Or to go to the army or have 10 kids. Seems like this parent is just letting their feelings out anonymously. Join the club i guess, most parents are in sone way unhappy about the way their kids turned out, but still love them. The parent is honestly a cut above many who will never shut up or stop berating their kids for making decisions they dont like. There are people out there who will never miss a single opportunity to comment on their childs weight or career choice or uninterest in marriage
Random Anon 3 years ago
This is not toxic. Far from it. It's coming from someone struggling to adjust. If we, the proponents for change cannot accommodate this, we have failed. Remember, there are folks still living, who were born and raised in a vastly different society than what it was today. If we ourselves demonized people, for that which is not within their control, then we are no different from that we oppose.
I don't like avocado 3 years ago
This is reasonable honestly. He stated that he would still love his son even if he didn't agree. And that's a lot better than what some people get. Don't like it? Okay. Just respect it.
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
People need to stop trying to own others and what they do. Worry about yourself and your own happiness and stop obsessing over what other people are into. You could be growing a garden, knitting a blanket, building a deck. So much better things to focus on.
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I see in my crystal ball... no weekend visits from your son when he's biggerer.
#93
Why, He’s Creepy As F*ck Imo
Aman Varkkey 3 years ago
He killed a mother and a baby if I remember correctly. Yet there are those who believe he is too cute for jail.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 3 years ago (edited)
This was also the case during Ted Bundy’s trial. The women who were stupid said that he “would never do it because he looked nice”
Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
Huh? Actually i wonder if a woman ever got off because she had big boobs. Probably not, as much as manly men like boobs nothing scares them more than a woman not being helpless.
RubenNapiorkowski 3 years ago
alot of female teachers who slept with male students have gotten a way lighter sentence than male teachers who slept with female students. And the if the female teacher was pretty she got off easier than "less attractive" female teachers
Load More Replies... Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Okay this is just stupid he is a killer a killer can look normal they can be cute but that don't mean they won't murder you or your kids or whole family. He need to stay locked up or he will do it again
magix (they/them) 2 years ago
he's not even cute-his eyes look like they're trying to find a better body to reside in.
#94
Kid Got Charged With 3 Crimes And He Got Kicked Off All Sports Teams, So I'd Guess That He's Not Doing So Ok Rn
Lulxby 3 years ago (edited)
Why do people do stuff like this? The kid with the flag was probably minding their own business! WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS?! If you don't like it, ignore it! You have no idea how much pain that could cause the student who had the flag thrown away! This is so frustrating! I really hope the kid with the pride flag is ok!
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
He does seem to be confused about his behavior and how to live among human beings.
John Smith 3 years ago
Let me correct that headline. "High school student commits hate crime, and assaults another student."
#95
I Mean…….. What?
Nathaniel 3 years ago
So.... a woman's biology changes when they become lesbian? If this were true I'd bet the majority of women would turn lesbian given the problems periods can cause.
Lennah Palbachm 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly. No period? Okay, I'm lesbian now.
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#96
Straight Pride Day Was Created Here, I'm So Fucking Ashamed Of My Country
happy k i t t y 3 years ago
they BOTH look like they hate that they're standing there
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
No one has ever been ashamed to be straight. That is the way it should be, were just trying to rectify the fact that people are ashamed to be other things. I hate to go off on one, but some of the people i hate most are those who shame straights though. I was having a convo about stuff with other LGBTQ and it was a bit of an argument and someone legit went "can we all agree though that straight people dont exist?". Yeah at that point youre no better than the assholes above, youre just on the other extreme. To be fair these are a minority, its just that like the worst conservatives theyre the most vocal one. People generally tend to be kinda horrible, being straight or gay doesn't change their fundamental humanity. So lets all band together and celebrate that humanity in general is kinda s**t and just try to be kinder to everyone.
Sydney-Kate 3 years ago
Yeah everyone matters. I’m not gay but i love people who are and i appreciate all that they do. Just because i might not have th same views as them doesn’t make either of us better than the other
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A Totally Logical Comparison
Jasper Cool 3 years ago
And this is part of why boys and men have no clue about periods. People lost their mind over the small period product references in this movie.
necessary cephalopod 3 years ago
Yes because all 12 yr olds need to be familiar with condoms to not freak out when they're bleeding everywhere.
#98
Fetishization
Rachel Spidalette 3 years ago
I am straight, but I am also an ally, autistic, manga artist, and a fanfiction writer. The thing cannot be said for a celebrity author like JK Rowling.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
Its a bit sad to need to put others down in order to promote yourself
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
Ive never actually met a person like this and thank f**k. But i suppose the same applies to lesbian porn. Idk mostly i see in that community is "im a guy but i like yaoi and am having an identity crisis" (mainly because most of them are straight and like yaoi but not actual dudes)
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
He'd get better perspective if he looked at the world through different eyes, or even just two eyes.
#99
Unnatural Hair Color
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Sorry, think there's a typo. 'many women don't WANT male sexual attration'
Diana Lucas 3 years ago
Because women are only supposed to wear their hair in a way that men like them will like. Ugh.
Jason Marin 3 years ago
As a man, I can say I've seen girls with hair in different colors and I find it to be very attractive.
RandomPanda 3 years ago
These men are out here thinking we do everything for them... Meanwhile I'm chilling with my green hair.
#100
Look Out It's Raining Queer Again! Shelter!
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
Then they will scroll through the internet as teens realizing why they felt something that wasn’t taught or exposed to them
Julieandthephatones 3 years ago
does anyone else see some weird animals face made out of the families head??...or just me??
Phil Vaive 3 years ago
Oh don't worry! Your gay kids will still be gay! They'll just be miserable and traumatized, too!
Cattle.Cat 3 years ago (edited)
Yes! I’ll keep them from any color! Dull is the road to go! ( edit, /s, don’t want to sound homo, as I am in the community as well.)
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
And since these sound like incels, they definitely *won't.*
Load More Replies... #101
Apperantly Lgbtqai+ Is Now A Franchise
Best behave.... 3 years ago
Depends if you want sit down or drive through
Load More Replies... Cattle.Cat 3 years ago
lgbtqiaa, I Believe is it. Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Ace.
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
My favorite part is when they can't even get the letters in order for the people they hate so much.
#102
The Straights Are Back On Their Bs
Nyx 3 years ago
Or you could make six women. Or six Hitlers. Or six average people who will not accomplish anything great, like the majority of people. Better be that smart scientist if you can, because you'll never know what kind of kids you'll get.
Katie Andrews 3 years ago
I grew up childfree in the Deep South, and I always said, yeah, I'm pro-life, I'm pro MY OWN LIFE ON MY OWN TERMS. Loved the angry, disgruntled looks I got, with zero push-back after that. I actively prefer to BE the scientist. My life matters. What I do matters. What all women do MATTERS.
LittleWombat 3 years ago
Why can't I update this 1000 times, Katie!!!! I needed this said to me when I was a teen getting an abortion that I was morally feeling sooo guilty about. But I wish someone had said to me that "MY LIFE MATTERS. WHAT I DO MATTERS." My guilt and grief had me turned around for YEARS and I couldn't live life on my own terms, when that was part of the point! I couldn't be a mom, and I didn't want to yet. Thanks for putting it into exactlt the words I needed to hear 35 years later *tears*
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PandaGoPanda 3 years ago
Or I could do both. (OK, I made two smart scientists, not six, but the principle holds.)
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
Probably becoming a smart scientist and then cloning yourself 20 times thus creating 20 smart scientists.
CelticElff 3 years ago
I'm assuming the blond child is a girl. Can anyone tell me why BP feels the need to censor "died" but is okay showing a shirtless girl?
Stephanie Barr 3 years ago
Or, hey, you can do both (well three kids) and be a scientist successfully. Who knew?
#103
The Straights Are Triggered!
Lewis Fisher Wells 3 years ago
mate he walks around in speedos, a cape and a skintight lycra shirt like you can't get more obvious than that
cogadh 3 years ago
Wait until they find out a couple of the Robins were *gasp* girls!
Load More Replies... I don't like avocado 3 years ago
I don't agree with the people saying Robin was obviously gay because of what he wears....bro, clothes are clothes.
#104
The Title Completely Ruined This
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Does guacamole even go with the rest of the sandwich? By the way I am salmon?
Anne Reid 3 years ago
I’m bacon, too! Guess I really am what I eat after all!
Load More Replies... Cattle.Cat 3 years ago (edited)
I’m…. Im- IM BACON! Also, can’t you just have the normal BLT but add a G at the end to make it BLTG
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Which makes me bacon, woohoo! Not as exotic as Guac, but much tastier than Lettuce and Tomato.
Autistic Ladybug 2 years ago
what about Q? Quesadilla? Because ig that makes me a Quesadilla... (Questioning or Queer)
#105
Gatekeeping Attention Hog Thinks People Care She Had A Biological Kid Rather Than Adopting A Kid Needing A Loving Home & Parents
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
I'm sorry you had a rough birth experience. But why do you need to put other people down??
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Welcome Penelope Rose and Joseph August, and thank you for a lovely photo of a lovely family. As for photos of being ripped end to end and hit by a MAC truck, maybe I'll pass.
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
Sorry you had a bad time, but y'know, they gave a loving home to two parentles (for whatever reason) babies. Just wish them a happy life and don't make it about you. Not that hard to do.
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
my mom didn’t have that hard of a time (relatively ofc) giving birth to me, does that mean she can’t share her experience
Kiss Army 3 years ago
Exactly, I had a relatively easy delivery giving birth to my son but it doesn't make me any less of parent...
Load More Replies... Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
You sound a little envious. Can’t blame you if you were ripped in half. 😣
TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
Sooooo....basically no one should be able to adopt because they didn't go through the pain of child birth?" Would it make you feel better if we punched the guy on the right and made the other one look sweaty? Yeesh, I swear, there is no pleasing people.
#106
This Is So True
Monday 3 years ago
Eh I think gay men should go out with hot girls....they could go for coffee and have a nice chat about their respective boyfriends.
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I Can't Even...
Nathaniel 3 years ago
"Me saying I'm a straight white male" whilst represented by a scared little girl.
Kevin Humble 3 years ago
LOL - I was just about to post that. Me thinks they let a little secret slip.
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You Just Can’t Win
Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
Are you sure she’s consented to being your girlfriend or are you assuming? My wife is my best buddy.
#109
Ah Yes The Famous Combination Hair And Being Gender Neutral
Micah 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's a joke since until now, we've only seen him in his spacesuit with the top of his head covered.
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Equality Is When Rainbow Pfp /S
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
For one month a year corporations cash in on Pride Month, then it is back to regularly scheduled programme.
Jason Melvil 3 years ago
When corporates do something like this, it is not because of politics or agendas or what not. It's because of CAPITALISM. Minorities have money spend and appeasing that is just supply and demand. Same reason when a store goes nuts with Christmas stuff it's not because are religious.
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
A lot of what companies do during Pride Month is "rainbow washing." As in greenwashing and pinkwashing.
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
I feel like dude on the right (in more ways than one) was deliberately being a tool around real activists, got rocked and trying to play the victim, hence the wounds yet smile.
#111
Teach Your Boys To Be Men Before Our Enemies Teach Them To Be Women
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
How do they know that both of these children are boys? They could just as easily be girls.
Load More Replies... Diana Lucas 3 years ago
Uh, is Russia giving all little boys rainbow dresses now? How did I miss that?
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago (edited)
it would make sense for some rednecks to prefer their children to be in the Hitler Youth rather than be free to express. Clearly sarcasm.
Totally a normal human bean 2 years ago
Ah yes, let us make child soldiers rather than have children express themselves. Very wise. Idiots.
Unslaadahsil 3 years ago (edited)
Here, I paraphrased it for you: "Teach your boys to be mindless puppet dying in meaningless wars before they learn to be their own person and oppose senseless slaughter"
#112
What Does Pegging Have To Do With Being Liberal Uhh
Monday 3 years ago
Yes. They're so scared of sex-ed that they never learned there were more positions than missionary.
Load More Replies... pink_panda 3 years ago
I was a moderately conservative girl and started dating a moderately conservative guy. Then we lived abroad for a while, spent a few more years at university, and now we're both pretty progressive. Damn all that exposure to new ideas!
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Yep, all that exposure to education and cultural diversity done messed you po' kids up.
Load More Replies... Outson Fredrick 3 years ago
When did pegging become a liberal thing? Conservatives have been fkn us in the butt for years!
Juris Macto 3 years ago
Would you be surprised to find out how many supposedly straight white businessmen i've f@***ed n while on business trips who were D/l on Grinder? No you wouldn't
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
The real difference is that liberal men that peg will just have a great time, and conservative men that peg will feel shame and hide it, and probably cheat or see a prostitute to fulfill that desire.
Sean Stimson 3 years ago (edited)
I'm confused...why would it take two weeks??? Like is there a waiting period??? Actually, that makes sense for conservatives, AR-15s on demand but you gotta wait two weeks before your girl can peg you with a strap-on 🤣
LittleWombat 3 years ago
I worked as a dominatrix in my younger years. Powerful, conservative corporate types loved being brought to their knees (and more!). Just lots of shame and guilt tied in for lot of them; very much a double lives hypocritical thing for many!!
#113
They Made It Weird
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
Yep, we're all just waiting here for you guys to arrive and stare at our bodies 🙄
Sasha 3 years ago
The reason youre scared of lesbians stealing your potential mates is because you have basically 0 chance with any woman and you know it. Btw the gays dont want you either. The boys and you are probably a perfect match though. I have an idea! How about, one of the boys becomes a trans woman and that way you both can finally actually be with someone who tolerates you! Oh wait.....
Man in the ceiling 3 years ago
They’re using a show that just got a strong female protagonist to represent their weird “meme”.. makes a lot of sense I guess lmao
oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
they're really telling on themselves, they can't get a look at boobs otherwise
#114
I Remember Seeing This "Meme" Back In My 9gag Days...
Monday 3 years ago
I could do with a beer dispenser...but I'm gonna drink the beer myself!
Load More Replies... NotCoffee 3 years ago
Same. So confused, bit disappointed. Bee dispenser would have been so much less lame.
Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Didn't they see the previous meme about the sandwich? That bacon dress would be just too enticing for me ;-)
#115
What The Hell Is This???
RedMarbles 3 years ago
You should probably notify the medical community of this sure-fire diagnostic tool.
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Wow, This Is So Clever Oh My God, The Straights Are Owning Us
Nathaniel 3 years ago
If is hard to sex skeletons actually, as body types of all sizes and shapes exist with skeletons too, even the experts have to look at clothing and accessories etc to the body. A biologically female skeleton can be larger than a male skeleton. Relative size of skeletons is not 100% accurate.
Laugh or not 3 years ago
And a lot of skelettons that were identified as male because they were in rich tombs/warrior garbs/any sign of power are being identified as female by DNA testing. Identification was mostly done by prejudice rather than any type of scientific method.
Load More Replies... K- THULU 3 years ago
1000 years in the future? We'll be lucky if our species lasts another 50....
Shelli Aderman 3 years ago
So? People don’t live their lives for what archeologists find in 1000 years… 🤣
Monday 3 years ago
Exactly. She isn't going to care if someone miss-genders her centuries after her death.
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh 3 years ago
In a 100 years we'll all be dead and no one will give a s**t that Bob lived their life as Linda.
#117
Who The In Their Right Minds Would Make This???
#118
Makeup = Only For Women
Diana Lucas 3 years ago
I've seen some men apply and wear their makeup much better than I have ever done for myself in my entire life. This is utter horse manure.
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Oh please, I got awesome makeup tips from a drag queen at a festival over 10 years ago.
️sHeS rEaLLy gOoD️ (They/Them) 3 years ago
I personally don’t find it attractive because I’m not attracted to men but men in makeup ✨slay✨
Allison B 3 years ago
As a giant Kpop fan, I can say with certainty this is so wrong. Men can look amazing with makeup!
Snorky The Pig 3 years ago
because They are so talented, their looks don't hurt though lol
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#119
Are The Straights Ok?
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
Wow, what a nice not-at-all-Nazi-looking family. The "perfect" Arian race aka Hitler's wet dream. Smh
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago (edited)
Is it required for families to have one child chosen at random to wear traditional German attire?
Sasha 3 years ago
You do realize that there isn't like a limited number of marriage vouchers right? Like if 2 gays get married it doesn't mean that there's a pair of straights out there now destined to be forever apart. I guess you might theoretically object to the partner pool getting smaller, but if you gate "them" that much why would you wanna marry them anyway?
eljot 3 years ago
Actually, when you think about it, when two men marry, they leave more women for the straight guys... /j
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Oh God, I Remember This
Laugh or not 3 years ago
I think they did a commercial about toxic masculinity or something not celebrating the Man and people were *utt-hurt.
Load More Replies... #121
Albert Einstein's Rules For His Wife
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
You will make sure to never refer to 'our' work or 'our' theory, thereby giving me full credit into posterity.
DDmaybeandor 3 years ago
If she got this before they got married, I see no problem. There’s nothing in it saying that she can’t have another person to be intimate with. This was a contract when everyone was expected to be married and the women generally worked at home. Society said they had to be married but maybe he was asexual.
RedMarbles 3 years ago (edited)
This was during the deterioration of their marriage. He apparently offered her proceeds from his Nobel if he were to win it in exchange for her allowing a divorce. They divorced, he won a Nobel 3 years later and he assigned the interest to her. Edited to add citation: Dark Side of Einstein Emerges in His Letters - The New York Times https://www.nytimes.com/1996/11/06/arts/dark-side-of-einstein-emerges-in-his-letters.html
Load More Replies... Best behave.... 3 years ago
Doesn't mention the "assistance" his first wife provided in developing the new maths needed to describe relativity.....
Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
They guy was born in 1879, why would you be surprised he had Victorian ideas?
#122
That's How Women Are
JK Rowling 3 years ago
But the person who edited it made it so ugly. Look at those hair colors, blegh
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#123
Haha Woman Cheats From R/Blursedimages
Nyx 3 years ago
So you should date a scary a*****e and then turn him into a loving husband who's colorblind?
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
Bring punk/Oi! doesn't make you scary. All i see is people who grew together and adopted a child.
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Peter Trudell Jr 3 years ago
who's to say it's unhealthy? She obviously saw something in him that she liked in the first panel, but was a bit put off by his attitude. As he grew to know her, he grew up a little and decided he wanted her in his life and toned down the attitude a bit... Continue on until they've both committed to each other and then got married and adopted a kid. Just because we can't see the personal growth the woman's had based on appearances, doesn't mean she hasn't changed. My wife didn't change me as our relationship grew, but I let go of more childish concerns and matured... I'm a different person now than then.... I actually have more tattoos and piercings as I became the person I wanted to be rather than the person with a truck-ful of issues. I cut my long hair and now keep it bald as it's easier to maintain and is more who I am now. I guess people can look at the pictures and make any interpretation they want. I prefer to think that he 'grew up' or 'matured'...
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Found On Facebook
JK Rowling 3 years ago
This is so disrespectful. The photo on the right was taken during the son's recovery from a skiing accident.
#125
Whats With The Virgin Obsession? I Didn’t Understand It As A Kid And I Still Don’t Understand It Now.
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Does she not own her p*ssy? Does it belong to whoever got there first? Is that how incels think?
Inga Paškevičiūtė 3 years ago
Lmao is there pussy dispensary? Can I exchange it for another one?
Load More Replies... Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
To answer the question: it's insecurity, it's ALWAYS insecurity. In this case, it's inadequacy in constantly comparing one's self to the first guy in size, performance, etc. so he lives in the following guy's head, ever taunting him about being "first".
#126
No They R Not
NotCoffee 3 years ago
As is the sex. Laura received the sex, apparently, and is lesser; Larry performed the sex, I guess, which makes him superior? Vague noises of sexism.
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago
Idk abt larrys intelligence but he seems like an a*****e. Laura is dumb though, i know wayyyyy too many male lauras. They have business degrees (whatever that means) and keep going on about nfts and the free market and have absolutely no understanding of the reasons why people buy things or how the world works.
#127
They Are Not. Not Even Close
#128
That’s A Lot Of Words For Someone Who Doesn’t Know How To Play Chess
APL 3 years ago
The queen is the most powerful piece in chess and the king is f*****g useless, so this is an interesting metaphor
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
The king is also a cowardly snowflake. He'll sacrifice his queen and everyone else in his kingdom to save himself.
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
My penis automatically makes me very important is his point. I can be unqualified stupid rude and generally usless but i have a penis and thats really all that matters. Honestly nothing us more reductive to men than the way these type of men speak. See able bodied post above also. Its like their only value is in being male. I almost kinda feel sorry for men for this, if you cant think of anything positive about yourself other than being born male.
necessary cephalopod 3 years ago
Wait - you had me at 'There's nothing sexist about [list of things putting one sex above another].'
Unslaadahsil 3 years ago
There was no queen in original chess. The king of today was the pope, and the queen of today was the king. Chess metaphors suck. Don't use them.
#129
Never Take Dating Advice From Classically Abby
Sareaesque 3 years ago
I mean, it's not TERRIBLE advice. It's good to know what the other's personal thoughts are regarding things like marriage/children etc. from a fairly early point, especially if it's something which might be a potential deal-breaker.
#130
Yeah Feminists Always Do That Haha
Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
The irony is though, that the guy consented to this and probably enthusiastically wanted it. If hes being objectified its only because thats what he wants. Women dont want to be forcefully objectified, but then i guess were still having trouble getting people to understand f*****g consent. Women being forcefully raped is still better to these assholes than men being willingly and happily emasculated for their own sexual pleasure. (You do you. If you enjoy some weird humiliating stuff, as long as everyone is on board and safe and no one is being harmed, idc if you want someone to put your genitals in a vice)
Cattle.Cat 3 years ago
This is probably for a contest / special event. He most- likely gave consent, as more women do then men. But even then, not all women are like this, and it would count only if the same woman said this. It’s more of a problem to women then men.
#131
Neither? They're Both Equally As Valid
Jason Melvil 3 years ago
I didn't know Female had some sort of ranking scale where you can be more or less of it.
#132
“I Will Not Explain”
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
*looks at hands. Looks at feet* Also will not explain, but will admit confusion
#133
Super Straight?
-Insert-name- 3 years ago (edited)
Uh Yes it does. You can not want to date a trans person but creating a whole "sexuality" to exclude them is.
Glittery Panda 3 years ago
I mean not wanting to date a trans person doesn’t make you transphobic right? Everybody has their preferences, as long as you don’t hate on a lifestyle
APL 3 years ago (edited)
Firstly, "lifestyle"? Give your head a wobble. Secondly, replace "trans person" in your comment with "Black person" or "Jew" and then have a think about whether it sounds reasonable or not.
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#135
What?
Nathaniel 3 years ago
Was Sauron ever described as white cis het? What would it matter what colour skin he might have?
K- THULU 3 years ago
But most of his followers are people of colour ( green mainly)
Load More Replies... Pippins.Girlfriend 2 years ago
Im sorry, why are you now ruining my favorite franchise with your homophobic memes? Is that really necessary?
Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
When I first read lotr as a kid. I imagined he'd be bright, vivid yellow because his name sounded like saffron. I never even thought about his sexuality, y'know what with him being an immortal spirit, I thought that was a more definitive characteristic, rather than who he fancied.
Taz Pengra 3 years ago
wait, wasn't another meme above suggesting Netflix was PRO LGBTQAI+ and POC?! I'm totally lost
#136
God Damn It, When Will They Stop
K- THULU 3 years ago
Incels are everyones worst enemy... Begin the cull now...
Load More Replies... Sasha 3 years ago (edited)
I love her, therefore shes obligated to f**k me. What do you mean she doesn't love me back and has a boyfriend? Thats irrelevant. (Btw chad is probably a decent guy if she's willing to trust him like that)
Shine Chisholm 3 years ago
Right? They are fluid bonded, so something is going right for them
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What do you think ?
Monday 3 years ago
At least it provides us with a form of entertainment...and I always feel super sane and marginally more intelligent after reading some of this garbage.
Load More Replies... Fredrika 3 years ago
Why is this something that only the LGBTQ+ community would find offensive??
Rick 3 years ago
To anybody confused by the comments: They’ve now edited the title to include “homophobia and sexism”. It was originally a title referring to homophobia and nothing to do with sexism in case you’re wondering what all the “how is this homophobic??” comments mean.
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Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
I apologize to everyone for how often I commented, I just got so angry with every new item on the list 🤬🙄
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
I commented way too much on this. I'm angry now, so going to look at the rescue pets posts.
Ian Webling 3 years ago
Never have so many BP posts in one article made my stomach drop and leave a feeling of hollowness in my chest. I fail to fathom the minds that could conceive of such antipathy for fellow humans.
Floyd Bartholomew 3 years ago
I was eating oranges while reading through these. I accidentally rubbed orange peel juice in my eye. That was still less painful then reading through some of these. It really isn't difficult to respect the autonomy of others, to recognize that other people can be very different from yourself and understand that this is okay and not a threat to your life or well being. And yet, people still manage to fail to grasp any of these life lessons.
Monday 3 years ago
At least it provides us with a form of entertainment...and I always feel super sane and marginally more intelligent after reading some of this garbage.
Load More Replies... Fredrika 3 years ago
Why is this something that only the LGBTQ+ community would find offensive??
Rick 3 years ago
To anybody confused by the comments: They’ve now edited the title to include “homophobia and sexism”. It was originally a title referring to homophobia and nothing to do with sexism in case you’re wondering what all the “how is this homophobic??” comments mean.
Load More Replies... Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
I apologize to everyone for how often I commented, I just got so angry with every new item on the list 🤬🙄
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
I commented way too much on this. I'm angry now, so going to look at the rescue pets posts.
Ian Webling 3 years ago
Never have so many BP posts in one article made my stomach drop and leave a feeling of hollowness in my chest. I fail to fathom the minds that could conceive of such antipathy for fellow humans.
Floyd Bartholomew 3 years ago
I was eating oranges while reading through these. I accidentally rubbed orange peel juice in my eye. That was still less painful then reading through some of these. It really isn't difficult to respect the autonomy of others, to recognize that other people can be very different from yourself and understand that this is okay and not a threat to your life or well being. And yet, people still manage to fail to grasp any of these life lessons.
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