"I need season 3. I haven't paid my rent in six months."

"I need season 3. I haven't paid my rent in six months."

“I got in trouble one time because I injured him. I dislocated his shoulder.”

“I got in trouble one time because I injured him. I dislocated his shoulder.”

"Just casually woke up on TMZ. Travel tip: don’t drink and take edibles in high altitude," Nick Swardson said after the show.

"Just casually woke up on TMZ. Travel tip: don’t drink and take edibles in high altitude," Nick Swardson said after the show.

“People only see me as the girl on TV who screams, cries, and has sex.”

“People only see me as the girl on TV who screams, cries, and has sex.”

Even though the account is meant to be tailored for females, it’s evident that pretty much everyone, regardless of what pronouns they use, can find these jokes relatable and fun.

Even though the account is meant to be tailored for females, it’s evident that pretty much everyone, regardless of what pronouns they use, can find these jokes relatable and fun.

"In a world of good boys, he was the best."

"In a world of good boys, he was the best."

Amy Schumer doesn’t owe body-shaming trolls an explanation about her new appearance, and she made this clear in a new post.

Amy Schumer doesn’t owe body-shaming trolls an explanation about her new appearance, and she made this clear in a new post.

"Some people didn’t speak to each other. And I’m coming in like, 'So excited to be here!'"

"Some people didn’t speak to each other. And I’m coming in like, 'So excited to be here!'"

Someone in need of a laugh asked the internet “What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?” and netizens shared their best examples.

Someone in need of a laugh asked the internet “What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?” and netizens shared their best examples....

“Rob, this made me almost drop my phone."

“Rob, this made me almost drop my phone."