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The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.
Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!
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I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.
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Lost Panda 1 year ago
This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...
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Lost Panda 1 year ago
Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born
The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.
What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.
Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.
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Grey Beard 1 year ago
I always though that but Beard Meats Food on YT regularly drinks a few glasses of water and soda while eating.
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
I'm not even that fat and this looks easy, what's the catch?
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
Yeah. Stretching it out to 2 hours is really hard.
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V. M. 1 year ago
My first thought was also wow easy money... but then I did the math and this thing is approximately 5.6 times the size of a normal pizza. That's 2.8 pizzas per person. Now, I'm really fat and I can really really eat a lot and I really really really love pizza but I'm honestly not sure whether I could do that.
Strahd Ivarius 1 year ago
after these appetizers, do they have something to eat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXcEb7XgJ2s
Bored Sailor 1 year ago
At todays prices that is a good deal, I wouldn't worry about finishing.
PirateOctopus 10 months ago
Just checked out the UK pizza challenges, and it’s normally one size for 1 person, and no cash reward, just you get the pizza for free! This looks like they’d lose money quickly…
Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
it does, trust me. you should see what I do at mod pizza. *gets a pizza*...*20 mins later* "u gonna eat that"
Nic Soderman 1 year ago
I'm not to occasionally eat two pizzas and then have dessert. That looks like a lot less. Just give me the money.
Shirley Heyn 1 year ago
Now days, I'd do this just to get a 28" pizza and 2 drinks for $50 . . . !
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Might be able to do it if different areas of the pizza had different toppings. But after the second piece of the same flavor? No way will I eat any more.
Brian Droste 1 year ago (edited)
I have a friend who would have no problem drinking a 32 oz drink.He probably would ask for a second one.
BrunoVI 1 year ago
If you're used to 14-inch pizza, it's easy. A 28-inch pizza is 4 times larger. (Twice in EACH dimension).
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 1 year ago
It looks easy, but that pizza is nearly 5 1/2 times the size of a12" pizza, or over 9 1/2 times the size of a 9" pizza. Still, I'd give it a go.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Adam Richman, on Man Vs. Food failed a similar challenge, without the drinks, because his eating partner had to well, you know.
For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.
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The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.
And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”
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Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”
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Moonie Pinkslip 1 year ago
Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!
That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.
Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.
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George Costanza 1 year ago
Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.
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Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
Growing as much hair as possible, everywhere else they can, seems to be a phenomenon that has been shared by many men who can’t grow hair on their heads since time immemorial. Look at old family pictures, or your parents’/grandparents’ old yearbooks. I guarantee there’s at least ONE relative or teacher in those pictures who looks like a cue ball on top and Chewbacca from the scalp down,
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
The one on the right looks like how the one on the left would look if it was dropped from a great height, and landed facedown.
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The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
Is this the same guy that desecrated the steak in that other post?
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TuesdayDangerGirl 1 year ago
So I looked this up and it's a thing :) So, what exactly is the “love button” at Cava? The love button is used to brighten people’s days. “We have this button on our cash register called the ‘love button,’” David Garcia, manager of the Huntsville Cava explained to CNBC. “Sometimes, we’ll use the button if we notice someone’s having a bad day, or if they forgot their wallet, or if we see a customer who’s always in our store. We try to use the button at least twice a day.”
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
The last device that I actually understood the workings of was a treadle sewing machine.
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The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
No need for this. The Mythbusters proved that you can actually wear a tuxedo under your wetsuit and still emerge from the water perfectly pressed and ready to seduce and/or assassinate someone.
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