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Sometimes toddlers do the craziest things. One moment they're little angels and another, they act like a hurricane in a room. You can't really understand what they're thinking and why they're doing all these weird things, but one blogger decided to imagine what Facebook status updates by toddlers would look like.

Mommy Shorts is a blog created by Ilana Wiles. This amazing mother of two little girls has been sharing her ideas on the ups and downs of parenting for 7 years now, and has been a full-time blogger since 2013.

Inspired by other websites and blogs that at some point shared the thoughts of toddlers, she asked her fans to tell her their toddler’s current status update and many people were happy to assist. Then Ilana simply created updates and they turned out to be hilarious.

Take a look at these updates below and be sure to vote for your favorites.

More info: mommyshorts.com

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Lillian Chesak
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece did this when she was 5. It was pretty gross, especially when she walked down the stairs saying that she got new earrings. I looked up and saw she had two tampons hanging from her ears XD

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son is 15 and he still says he needs to “get a snack” right when we tell him to get in bed.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I told mommy I didn't want the blue sippy cup, until my younger brother got it and then I ripped out of his hand.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son is 15 and he still says he needs to “get a snack” right when we tell him to get in bed.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'll fall asleep in the car five minutes before getting home. Then I'm reinvigorated and amped up until just before dinner when I'll fall apart."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog loves to be hit with things he shows his approval by making funny sounds.

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