152 Of The Craziest Things That Made People Suddenly Realize It Was #TimeToMove

"How about you ask him and let me know what he says"

I hope you not only moved out but got your stuff back.

I would pet'em

Think about what happens when you fart :D

I'd be asking where's the cash

Australia here I come! :)

Better ask the landlord for his son's half of the rent back!

Never take someones pet out without consent. But maybe the dog was barking a lot when he was alone and she helped out? Dog is fine with it.

I made mine "SurveillanceVan2" so it keeps my neighbors in check

"No kids, but its definitely what happens when you get handcuffed" badum pshhhhh

There's something wrong with that part of town.

Whoa, creepy.

My first reaction would be cat, but I'm a simple person.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

good one

time to kick him out

Aww bless he heart, he thought your water broke!

This sounds like a scene from 'My Girl'.

wait...what?

That's what we're experiencing in Turkey these days...

ew

Time to sue.

That is so scary gosh they better move out of there fasssttt

The whole family was dead?! Something sinister was afoot!

He must be so flexible to be able to bite his toenails!

He probably enjoyed it.

....wha?

Gross alarm clock.

Why not just say no? :P

HAHAHAHAHA

Why you though? They should be the ones moving..

If it's red, it's probability paint not blood

That explains alot

Um what. No class at all.

Every cat on planet Earth, and most dogs.

Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter if he's bisexual and sleeps with a guy.

Maybe he really wasn't sleepwalking and just wanted a little something, something.

That's kinda rude...

What a stupid reason for the cops to be called! I think the neighbors should be the ones to move if they cannot tolerate being looked at by a dog. Perhaps the doggy wanted to be petted.

Hahahaha the hashtag

WHOA. GET OUT OF THERE.

If she forgets she has a tenant, maybe she'll forget to collect rent lol.

F off creepy old dude?

oh, you're the lucky one! The guy who broke into my home kept his shoes on

There's always a first (and second) time for everything everywhere.

I'm wondering what your friend did to set that off. The wine is dishonest, but sugar in the gas tank is revenge for something

Sadly even with my glasses on, i first read that as 'whores'. What the....

I found this hilarious

Poke her in the eye with a stick :)))

That's true.... assuming the person below you is running their heat at like 95 degrees.

Awesome! What kind of snakes?

...but is it good fried chicken? I live in the north and good fried chicken is hard to find.

*Native American

Me too every f*****g time. And you can't shower if you choose to the water goes from freezing to hot in about 10 seconds and if you complain about anything and get it repaired they send you a bill. Window wasn't put in right (short plastic pieces and too long and fell out) 20 minute job $550 heater broke $650. Valve in tub broke $400 oven explodes repaired for $500 it exploded $800 for a new stove. #wishicouldmovebutamtoopoor

join them

*neighborino

They might as well throw it out and get a new one.

Lead? Yeah no thanks! Also, who would lick walls anyway?

Unless it was your mom getting in uninvited, change the locks instead

We recently lost our 5 year old gecko to cancer. This is kind of sad to me c ok snider ingot this woman probably knew nothing about how to properly house and care for them. Mandatory permits for exotics needs to be a thing.

Classic Ron XD

Aw this is kind of sad. Taking care of the elderly can be so daunting.

Damn

..is that even a song?

Relocation won't fix hallucination.

did they make her EAT IT??! i would..