30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Hire me and I'll thank you

What is really ridiculous about this tactic is that time and time again, studies have shown that happy and engaged employees are more productive and more likely to stay in a position. Even for entry level positions, the training time involved adds up to a not insignificant cost... give me cheerful and happy every time, especially in a retail environment. Nasty boss is shooting themself in the foot in the long game.

And bring your maga hat... and weapons... we'll be storming the capital later.

That’s a sign everyone should be talking about their pay. Ironically, it’s likely *more* people started talking pay after this, than might’ve otherwise. I’m sure Barbara Streisand would be proud 😂

That’s…illegal 😂. Gotta love when an employer *advertises* their discrimination…

Who's going to mind the store is Bethy is driving around to everyone's house?

The math is so wrong! Two sick days are taking away 2 of this "so called day", instead of taking away 16 work hours. This is ridiculously stupid. (And, terrible)

this sounds like a safety concern

Fair

Bahahaha! Because American is just full of communists. Shoot, we can't even get to socialist level.

I shudder to think of how this company would handle sexual harassment.

no... you are short staffed because you are awful to work for.

Yep. I would definitely take #7 to heart and find a new job. I would sign the form though... Heywood Jablowme maybe.. or F. Ewe.

I'm surprised this is NY... this looks like something Fl governor Ron Death Sentence would impose.

I read this too fast... "will be deducted from your s**t total." Not sure which way sounds worse.

I don't even know what to say about this...it's probably the most delusional thing I've ever read!

YAY ALEX!!! WAY TO GO 👍👍👍

Short skirts are free for everyone!

Do not get to know me, just make me a coffee thank you. Having said that my local cafe baristas DO know me, but that's just because i'm in there a lot and we like to talk s**t.

I think this is another novelty gift.

It's a lawfirm that works for Activision. This kind of crap does not surprise me in the slightest given Activision's reputation.

And when his business closes... guess who he's going to blame? Certainly not his d1ckhead attitude or his ignorance.

Everyone should do it so that payroll spends all day adjusting normal calculations to deduct 7 cents a day from everyone's pay.....And then again tomorrow.....And again...

If only there was a cat in the office. You know, how they pretend they can't read...

This looks ridiculous, but without more info it's hard to tell... is it purchased by a group of employees for their own use, or is this the employer charging employees? If it's the latter, that's pretty cheesy... it should be part of the cost of doing business.

Nothing wrong with this. You shouldn't be disrupting your co-workers when you're not on shift.

Maybe this person needs everyone else to be present and help when this person is working due to low cognitive abilities as displayed by the sign's spelling, grammar, lack of punctuation, etc.

It does say "crazy signs" on the lower right - I also think it is a joke sign.

Whew... narrowly escaped any disciplinary actions!

It sounds to me like Mehan is a team of one.

Wait... I paid for it and still can't take it home? What am I supposed to do with leftover break food? How is throwing good food away helping the bottom line?

I am pretty sure this is Walmart... there is a book titled 'Nickeled and Dimed" that discusses minimum wage jobs; time theft at wally world was a whole chapter.

In my country, that's illegal under just about every work safety act there is!

Cerealsly... an insult.

well at least no one is getting written up.

I actually don't see the issue with this one, as long as you aren't expected to work off the clock.

The tipping culture in the US is ridiculous.

Oh dear. Yes, we're all desperately seeking connection to the company's mission, values and culture instead of actual money.

The only thing better than a day off is a week off... or a month.

My workplace forced everyone to work a mandatory 56 hour work week. The money was nice, but then everyone began having health problems, and finally, after years of begging from employees, they hired people to just work on weekends and give the rest of us a break.

Define "businessing"

Well, just as long as you ACCEPT them, everything will be fine.

I had to wipe partially dried blood off a toilet seat at a library this past week before I used the toilet. If people would clean up after themselves, nobody would feel the need to write these wordy cutesy notes. If a note is necessary, how about, "Clean up after yourself, please."