This Genius Eco-Cube Lets You Grow Your Own Tiny Succulent Shaped Like A Butt
If you’ve spent hours in the gym trying to create and sculpt the perfect butt, you’ve just wasted hours of your time. Sorry.
Because Firebox.com have created an ‘eco-cube’ which lets you cultivate your very own, juicy derriere. All you need is water, and time, and green fingers, and that’s it! Loads easier than squatting or booking in an appointment with Kim K’s plastic surgeon.
This bootylicious plant COULD be about to break the internet. It’s proper, scientific name is Dinteranthus Inexpectatus, according to Firebox. I think ‘Scrumptious Ass Plant’ is better, it’s straight to the point.
Another great thing about this curvy creation is that the cube it comes in is biodegradable, so all you have to do is put it into soil after your booty grows and it’ll decompose, feeding your plant with luscious fertiliser, promoting even more glorious gluteal growth.
So step off the leg-press, this spherical succulent is the only booty you’ll ever need [insert peach emoji here].
More info: firebox.com
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Um, if your butt actually looks like that, you should probably see a doctor.
Um, if your butt actually looks like that, you should probably see a doctor.
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