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Turns out, men's image of what women are like when nobody’s watching is often very far from the truth. Well, blame it on TV and social media, but the reality is often very different.

And how could one better learn about the little female quirks nobody knows about than actually living with them? “What's something you didn't realize that women did until you lived with them?”, someone asked on AskReddit, sparking more than 4k entertaining and honestly hilarious comments.

Scroll down through the most entertaining eureka moments from men who lived with women and had their understanding of the world challenged big time, and get ready to cringe. Are guys really that clueless, you may wonder?

#1

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Spend hours doing hair and make up and doesn't look all that different from when they started. Also, don't ever say that . I learned the hard way .

Stillloveyou112 , Raphael Lovaski Report

El muerto
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but then they'll ask...and there is only one right answer. "omg you look perfect!" or meet the "death ray" stare

Ozacoter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you can be honest. I always tell my partner the truth which is "you look great, but again I always love how you look".

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Jayne Kyra
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can also be called "natural" and "no-makeup" makeup. Makeup does not equal sparkly green eyeshadow and red lipstick. Unless there´s murder on the dancefloor.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just hair and make up its not plastic surgery!

Camilla Koutsos
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's probably because she's not doing it to look different to you. If I wear makeup it's about correcting the things that annoy me, which others don't know about.

Sofie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I mostly do it to not look exhausted 😅 When I look in the mirror with makeup on I somehow feel more energized.

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MAL
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why, as a woman, I never saw the point of makeup. Maybe some lip color and mascara, but that's it. Not worth the time or effort, imo.

Elmie Pumpkinbush
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Franc Esca
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes it does, that's exactly what the natural look is. That's how you noticed her.

Seabeast
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the flip side of the coin are men who insist they hate makeup and then rhapsodize about an obviously made-up woman as a "natural beauty" who "doesn't use that fake stuff".

Porch Santa
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was a bold and lifelong decision dear human.

Tapti Roy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's make up not cosmetic surgery. What's the "look different" deal.

Marnie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hours"? Literally hours (assuming in a given day)? That's nuts.

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    #2

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I didnt realize women paid so much for bras until I got married and also ended up paying too much for bras as well.

    RedTexan04 , Uliana Kopanytsia Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women pay a lot for any women products!!

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good bras are ridiculously expensive, and the basic design hasn't changed in decades. If you're inspired to invent a comfortable, innovative, cheap bra for folks who want to wear a bra, please do it!

    Elmie Pumpkinbush
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    4 years ago

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    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember taking my sons mom shopping for new bras. When she started to look on the cheap and I told her to get good ones, you would have thought I had offered to buy her a Rolls Royce! That was the day I learned how important a good bra is. I will also add how impressed she was when I was able to repair her underwire on her favorite bra to the point she couldn't tell it had ever been bad. Never thought i would use decades of repair experience to fix a bra.

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras are expensive :( that's why there's one good bra and a bunch of other "eh" bras.

    Sarah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to our world. And bras and panties don't come as a match. You have to buy both. I am sure there are people out there with matching bras and undies but- oof that seems like a lot of money and work.

    Gaby Almodovar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are at least 70 euro... I mean a really matching pair. Sincerly, I'm giving 50 euro for a good, let's say Triumph-bra, but hell-no! another 20 for the matching panty, when in fast-fashion shop you can get 3 for like 9 from cotton, and in all shapes.

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    Samantha Hurrell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even worse for big busted women, little choice and what we do have is expensive as anything.

    Franc Esca
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the unfortunate consumer life of women. Everything is overpriced.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we would LOVE to pay less ... or go without a bra without being judged to death

    Chriscella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want them to be presented nice then you have to present..s us..nice! That was better in my head. I'll get my coat.

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    #3

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When you date a girl and you come to her place, everything is always clean and organized, but once you live with her you learn that she is as much of a slob as you are.

    jenyad20 , Robert Bye Report

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, maybe she can't keep up with your slobbiness messing up the joint and has given up trying to pick up after you.

    Big Blue Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking too. For some men 'she is a slob' doesn't mean she doesn't clean her own mess but that she doesn't clean after him.

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    Angelika Cichol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. This is a human thing, not the gender. Some ppl are messy, and some not.

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all. I guess I might have a smidge of OCD, I can't stand clutter. 😅

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. It really irritates me. My parents are super messy and I suffered in solence for years xD

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    Luna Lovebug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Been single for ages. It's always clean in this house. It's because I'm single that it's always neat and clean in this house. I returned the pig to his mommy's house.

    Piku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and we'd like you to help clean up

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in the bathroom! LOL... Sink taken over, hair up the shower stall... but, she's all mine!

    AspieGirl88
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true & not ashamed to admit it. Though my “mess” is usually an organised mess (if that makes sense, LOL), as I can usually find whatever I need, even though it might look like everything is cluttered! I may be an “Aspie”, but I’m not your average “neat-freak” ... though I will most definitely get pîssed if anyone rearranges my stuff without permission! 😂

    katz up!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the phase of being comfortable..

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they were a slob at their own home, and a slob together too. And I am the neat freak XD

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    #4

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That women have magically regenerating hair. Otherwise my girlfriend should be bald judging by the amount of hair she leaves around the apartment.

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    S. Tor Storm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lose about 100 strands per day, from a head of about 100.000

    Ba Loeloe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men loose hair too, you just don't see those hair as its's flushed away or too small to see.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, i use short hair, 1/3 of an inch according to the comb on my trimer, and still my bathroom floor gets a lot of small hair from my hair, legs, chest, etc.

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    Yvette Desmarais
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how hair works. Some men just don't get replacement hairs.

    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You leave the same amount... it's just shorter hair...

    Corey Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they put it in the drain... and act surprised when the drain gets clogged every 2 weeks.

    Callie Dryer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that sounds about right. 🤣🤣🤣

    Viv Justviv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to google whether women shed more hair than men because my significant other freaks out about how much hair I shed. 6 years together and he still comments on my hair "loss" weekly. My theory is that because women generally have longer hair than men it's just more noticeable that we shed. Everybody sheds hair. Or maybe it's something hormonal and we do lose more hair than men? Just theories...I'm gonna go google that.

    Viv Justviv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I googled it. Here's the interesting break down: https://www.healthline.com/health/how-much-hair-loss-is-normal#men-vs-women

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    Angelika Cichol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys loose hair too. If they're short you just don't see them. But there is no explanation for girls leaving this disgusting hair everywhere, and I hated that when I was leaving with girl roommates. Common sense to always clean after yourself.

    Mikolaj Witkowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you don't realize men can have long hair, there is no different between the genders.

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    #5

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I never realized just how much blood comes out of a woman on her period until I walked in on a friend taking a shower...I honestly thought she was dying and bleeding out.

    Eldritchedd , Maddi Bazzocco Report

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's not just blood either. Lots of chunks/ clots too. It always made me laugh when on shows like CSI they would swab the tub drain, find blood and conclude it was murder. There is another really good explanation.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The uterus tearing down the wall paper because it wasn’t given a baby. So efficient.

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    Day Oliveira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, we not gonna talk about him walking in on a friend taking a shower?? =/

    Katchen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day Oliveira, you ask the questions that we need answered.

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who menstruates, it weirds me out that most men could potentially go a year or more without seeing their own blood.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give how accident prone the ones I know are, I doubt that

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    Run Forest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiiight, I'm always "walking in on my friends taking a shower" as well.

    Fikri Fikri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ikr, the op was trying to gloss over that part like thats normal lol

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    rumade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you switch to a menstrual cup you feel kinda badass throwing it down the drain 😅

    Debbie Burton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You walked in on a friend taking a shower.... during her period :O

    Beans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this has never been me. I don't lose that much. You can't even see it if I shower. I feel like this is just massive generalizations based on the small random sample they had. Every woman is different.

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generalised yes. But very very lucky you

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly sometimes we do wish we die but we just bleed non stop!

    lazy panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try bleeding for 10 months. Death would have been a much better alternative for me.

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    Camilla Koutsos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would probably get a shock if you experienced the pain too.

    Ece Cenker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water dilutes and makes it seem more. Do not panic.

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    #6

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Steal my hoodies then complain when I stole her bras.

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    Happi doggi
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, don’t mess with our bras, pads, tampons. Pads and tampons especially. I can’t count the number of times a boy pulled out some random girls bloody tampon. Why is this even an issue at my school.

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    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal my bra, but do NOT stretch it out. I ain’t stretching out the hoodies.

    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, we 'steal' your clothes to be closer to you when you're not around.

    jim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    women look incredible in oversized hoodies, men in bra's? not so much

    Victoria
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least hoodies are comfortable

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    #7

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When it's time for her to go to bed, it's actually time for us to go to bed.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of women do this. I don't and have never understood why women think that the partners should go to bed when the women go to bed.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a perfectly sane reason for this. If the woman went to bed earlier she's fast asleep by the time the guy comes to bed. Than she's a rudely awoken by a person who needs to belch at max volume at least 10 times before he falls asleep. And the woman lays awake for the rest of the night.

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    DuchessDegu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have separate bedrooms so I have no idea when my partner goes to bed!

    Adur Bdur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read an article that said good and healthy sleeping only works when you sleep alone

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    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I would hate this. I love that I go to sleep before my husband. I like to watch tv for as long as I like as I drift off. Plus he's not a child, he can decide when he wants to go to sleep just like a big boy.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? That's ridiculous, you should go to bed when YOU want not what she dictates.

    Krásnoočko Zelené
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a gendered thing. My husband is the one who (thinks he) decides when we go to bed, lol. Also he uses far more toilet paper than me.

    Porch Santa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope I am my own person and I’ll be single and homeless before I have a bedtime again.

    MagicalUnicorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cannot fall asleep with somebody trying to sleep at same time, i need to be asleep first

    A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I want to watch a show or two on my own and do some word games on my ipad before I fall asleep!

    Derek Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just stupid, you're not Siamese twins. There's no reason why her/his bedtime has to be the same time as the partner as well.

    Minnie-me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm woman here and I can say this is not true for me.

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    #8

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women pee with a pressure hose. I still get a little scared when I hear a girl have a good piss and it sounds like she's boring a hole through the toilet.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this guy standing behind doors listening women to pee? (Edit: i don't know what kind of doors you have in other countries but usually i cannot hear someone peeing unless the door is open...and i don't have a huge apartment)

    Shazz Winchester
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO, WHAT ABOUT HOW GUYS PEE!!!! SOUNDS LIKE A GARDEN HOSE BEING SPRAYED IN THAT MF

    Laura MG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was dumbfounded when he discovered that I can turn the flow on and off. I thought guys could do it too.

    Cee Mor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also have men ever listened to themselves...it sound exactly the same (mother of boys)

    Nandina
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We pee like a cow on a flat rock

    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good pee - piss like a racehorse, I say!!

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So us peeing is loud then? I wasn't actually aware of that.

    julie son
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these posts can be summarized as "men find out that women are people, too!"

    Beans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally not everyone.... and it goes for guys too. Some are like hoses and some are tinkly. Having been in women's bathrooms a lot (I'm a woman and I pee a lot), its the same for women. Some women sound like a bucket of water is being dropped in the basin all at once.

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    #9

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women use a lot of toilet paper, ALOT.

    nunesgss , Konstantin Volke Report

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we have to explain it again? Yes we pee and after we have to wipe and also we bleed!!! Helloooo!

    Lav Oravaf
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup yup, plus we do not like skid marks... do we ?

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    StrawberryParfait
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And men don't use enough, judging from the horror stories from women about skidmarks left on sheets by men they have had in their beds.

    Sarah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we thinks so too but...here we are, with all our lady bits doing biologial lady things.

    Franc Esca
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men should frankly use more 🤢

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES, because we don't have a rod with a tiny hole on the end where only a few drops remain after peeing. Maybe I do it wrong, but there is a lot more wet skin, when I pee. Therefor: more toilet paper needed.

    Camilla Koutsos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our bits are closer together, absolute cleanliness is important. Also, we expel our uterine lining every four weeks. That can get messy.

    Roxanne D'souza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For pee, for wiping after washing with water after poo, period blood, vaginal discharge, makeup stains, smeared lipstick marks, moisturiser spills, to clean the toothpaste stuck to the side of the basin, to blow my nose, to wipe my tears, etc.

    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys should start using a little too...

    Lotus Flower
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men use hardly any lol. How do you not at least wipe the tip after peeing?

    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a guy who wiped his off with wet tissue. I was so impressed.

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    BoredHuman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot believe some men are that f*****g clueless

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    #10

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriend of a year had naturally curly hair that she straightened every morning. Never had a clue.

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    Aiste Pupinyte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she is beautiful with her natural hair..

    Beans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we not with this. I hate being shamed for straightening my hair by people who think they know better than me and its secretly beautiful or whatever. It looks fine, same with straight unstyled hair. To have hair that looks like that model I would need a ton of product and curling implements. I'm all for natural hair being in (especially with POC) and women shouldn't feel like they need to straighten but I also dislike this idea that styled curls in model photos are what women with curly/wavy hair look like.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women with curly hair often want it straight. Women with straight hair often want curls. And some of us have hair that poofs up at the slightest hint of moisture in the air.

    M. Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a girlfriend with hair just like the woman pictured. I saw a picture of her with straight hair and honestly wasn't sure if it was her. But when she was young, she wanted straight hair like every other girl had. She said I was the first guy who absolutely adored her curls. I told her this was proof she usually dated really, really dumb guys. She is now happy with her unique hair and when she feels good says, "My curls are happy."

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to do the same but i don't bother anymore! Curly is really nice too

    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 51, I've finally decided to embrace the curl!

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    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand it either. I would love to have some curl to my hair.

    MamaShizi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated my curly hair as a child. But when I got older, they started making more products for curly hair. What I've learned over 6 decades, is that you need to find the right products for your hair. And then hope for the best ;-)

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of places of business seem to feel straight hair looks more professional meaning less ethnic. I have curly hair and refer to straight hair as rich girl hair.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so unlucky with my wavy hair. In its' natural state it always looks like its' never seen a comb, so I have to straighten it a bit. I've been trying to get more orderly waves/curl, but I haven't had much luck. *sigh*

    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet that it's still gorgeous.

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    Kevin Sutton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman in the photo is stunning!

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    #11

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriends burps are far more powerful than mine. I beat her in farts however.

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    Guido Pisano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine they doing their best performance at the same time...

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday, my wife's burp sounded like a man grunting. I ran downstairs, genuinely thinking there was an intruder in the house!

    timothy green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and i are the opposite. NOBODY can fart like her!!

    Karla Nelsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT is a healthy relationship! Good on ye both!!!

    Lady Cadaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good relationship :-)

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beat my husband in both by a longshot

    Kryogen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my student years, a girl, skinny, like 1.6m, burped in the restaurant, it looked like an heavy growl (like a black death metal singer) that none thought it was her.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say that women can't fart really well because they never shut up long enough to build up pressure. (I'm a woman, so don't hate me!)

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's farts will have all the car windows down, while doing 70, on the interstate in 20F weather, with freezing rain blowing in. Since she was a baby, she could be weaponized.

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    #12

    Take scalding hot showers. It's like the only use the cold knob has is to hold the body scrubber thing.

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    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are trying to scrub off the oppression.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No frickin way. I hate scalding hot showers, my hubby on the other hand loves them. I'm very sensitive.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate heat. I love winter and despise summer heat waves. But I love hot showers.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do this. I actually dislike really scalding hot showers. My ex loved them though. Until his doc said he had low sperm count. Edit: Not necessarily suggesting they were the cause, we just speculated as to why, lol.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like taking cool showers in the summer.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any other way to wash?

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was the opposite. Her shower water was just warm enough to prevent goosebumps. "Showering" together never became a thing with us.

    Terry Filkohazi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like super hot showers. Can dry out one's skin.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg yes! Burn out the stress and feeling of being overwhelmed and let that s**t wash down the drain

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    #13

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That decorative pillows are a thing. You carefully choose and purchase them just so you can spend the rest of your life pushing them out of the way, and occasionally cleaning them.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stuff, all the cute little useless stuff. that has a perfect place and can never be moved without approval. the pillows have sometimes more rights that you

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise decorative pillows, towels, etc. just a bunch of clutter.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day, a new cushion appears in our house. There will be more and more until the house is filled with cushions, leaving no space to breath. The cushions will, one day, smother us to death, and they will have won the war.

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I hate all those decorative bed pillows...just sayin'.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have several pillows whose only purpose is to be tossed off the bed by me when I have to go to sleep.

    Board Pan, duh.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Guess I'm more into practicality and minimal stuff

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't touch his areas of "stuff," and he doesn't touch mine. We agree on neutral areas and don't fuss if something in them changes. Win-win.

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has all these pillows on her bed so I asked her what she does with them when she goes to bed? She said, I throw them on the floor. Omg freakin HILARIOUS

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a few throw pillows on the couches but the bed has so need for throw pillows.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always had pretty pillows on my couch but they serve a purpose. The go behind my back for extra support, under my head if I want to lie down or under my arm for comfier position etc. They are meant to be used and I just don't understand why men hate pillows so much.

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    #14

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them It took me a while to figure out that pads are stuck onto the panties as opposed to right on the vagina!

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    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's makes me cringe when vagina is used instead of vulva. Do you shave your vagina? Of course not, it is hairless naturally

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. We need better education -- sex ed, anatomy class, home ec, how to be a human 101, whatever you want to call it. Imagine if this poor human tried to parent daughters one day being this oblivious.

    DragonflyGreen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe men actually think this. OUCH!! If this were true (and yes, not vagina - vulva), can't they even imagine how painful it would be to rip the adhesive side from the hair??

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only would it be painful to remove (hair and some pretty sensitive tissue), that would mean the absorbent part is facing away from where it's needed.

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, you're lucky. That's all I'm saying.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Imagine pulling it off.

    Tom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only lad in the family apart from my pa. Two older sisters and mother. TIL this 😬

    DragonflyGreen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But - adhesive stuck to hair?? and moisture makes adhesive not stick as well!! SMH.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how was he supposed to know better?

    Lory Kallio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it touches your panties, it's your vulva.

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    #15

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Get angry with me for what I did in her dream.

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    Fish Boden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not women, just nutters.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda crappy to say. Everyone is different. My fiance is really affected by dreams. He doesn't get mad at me or anything if dream me did something, but he sometimes has an intense reaction that can change his mood due to a nightmare. He also gets night terrors. It's bad for people to take things out on others but people are allowed to feel their feelings even if its anger or whatever. For me dreams dont affect me as much, they roll off my back-- not even nightmares, but for him they make him feel down for a while. He gets over it quick but I dont think he's ''a nutter" for being that way.

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    DragonflyGreen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't a woman thing. I have never been mad about things I dreamed about.

    Charlee Ford
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Issa people thing, some men do this as well

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this but I'm over it within a couple of hours but usually less coz I realise it's just a dream and not reality.

    Vicki Thill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Residual dream hate. Been there.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I do this. I know it sounds ridiculous, but we kind of expect an apology from each other lol.

    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't understand this. It's her dream, he isn't responsible for her dream.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do that. I understand the difference between dreams and reality. Dreams reveal to us what we try to avoid, our fears, or simply what we need to let go of

    Popescu Adina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is the problem then... if she dreams about him doing something bad, then her subconscious is either suspicious of him (she's seen some possible red flags she wants to ignore) or she is just simply afraid he might do something to hurt her (because she has been hurt before and doesn't want a repeat of that pain)...

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    #16

    When I was growing up, my (single) mum would always tell me 'Make sure you put the toilet seat down, your future wife will thank me.' Second year of uni, was in a house share with two guys (me and another), two girls. I was genuinely shocked that the girls didn't put the toilet seat down. (Okay, so it turns out that there is a difference between the 'seat' and the 'lid'.) Still, I always put the seat lid down - apart from anything else, when you flush when you're wearing shorts, you realise just how much spray there is...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what's the lid is there for and i don't get why this is not common knowledge!

    Sarah Tate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I get so annoyed when guests at my house leave the lid up.

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    Sarah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always put the lid down, whether sitting or standing for your business. This is a strong house hold rule. I had it growing up and my husband did too. Compabtaility!

    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One needs to protect oneself from the farticles.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy. Just sit down peeing already. Men in other countries do it and don't feel their masculinity threatened by it. Problem solved.

    Melissa Powell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was a USAF fighter pilot. When we married I was surprised to see he sat on the toilet when he peed. That was a very very good thing. No pee splattered everywhere.

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    Amanda Trent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raised 3 boys and never understood the whole "it's a guys responsibility to put the seat down" thing. Or...women can lift it up when they're done lol. I think everyone should put the lid down when they flush, that way no accidental fallings in or pee pees on the seat will happen lol

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because it serves everyone. It's most logical. Everyone sits to poo (unless you're a squatter) and no one enjoys falling in the toilet or sitting your butt down on someone else's piss. In your situation being the only woman it may make more sense the other way around though

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    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put the lid down because one of my cats likes to play in the toilet.

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put the seat down, but I didn't make an issue out of it if other people didn't. Then I fostered kittens. They jump on anything, and they are still learning how to cat. Unless I wanted kittens in the toilet, the lid had to go down all the time.

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    Craig Reynolds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to see just how extensive that spray is, especially the splashback from peeing while standing? Take a high-powered UV (blacklight) lamp in the bathroom after dark with the door closed and all other lights off! Be prepared for it to look like you just entered a planetarium or CSI murder scene. Every bright spot, even the little glowing speckles on everything you touch is urine. I bet that at a minimum you won't be wanting to leave your toothbrush exposed to bathroom air anymore. Yeah, let that last part sink in for a bit...

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the lid down, I dont want to pull it up especially if I have to go so badly I can barely hold it. Had to train husband not to because at night I would either feel around or sit on a closed lid.

    Tania Dubodiel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least put the lid down when you flush after pooping, unless you want fecal matter on your toothbrush.

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    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! We used to have a sign up in my home that was just my three sons and I. It said "This is a predominately male household. Please leave the seat up!". Yes, full time single dad and fully aware of multiple nocturnal visits to the urinal.

    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it a little unfair that woman get to decide the position of the seat, particularly if there are several boys. It's far easier to put down than lift up. I do prefer for the lid to be down when flushing. My main gripe with my husband is coming across an unflushed toilet (number 1, he always flushes number 2). Fortunately we were able to solve the problem by each having our own bathroom.

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    Mystery Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand other women that complain that men leave the seat up. I would much rather a bloke leave the seat up, than didn't bother putting it up and then pissing all over the seat.

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    #17

    Different grades of tampons are for heavy or lighter flows, I could figure that. But apparently wearing a super flow for a week instead of changing out for multiple lights is a good way to give yourself a bit of the ole toxic shock.

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    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you can’t leave them in for more than ~8 hours. Nothing happens if you go a bit longer, but leaving one in for multiple days is definitely dangerous.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, if you get in an accident while wearing a tampon, does hospital staff check if you have one in? (ofcourse not if you're ok/awake, but when you are seriously injured). Would be a shame to stitch you back up together, stop internal bleedings etc and then die of a forgotten tampon...

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, they check when they put the foley catheter in

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    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wears a tampon for a week

    Just saying
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless you forget to take out your last one. I did that once

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the odor of the bacteria..... Icko

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some don't know where the pads go but this guy knows how often we need to change tampons? Impressive

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as he suggested we should just wear one tampon for our entire period and had to learn that this is not a good idea. So, I was very much the opposite of impressed.

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    Anna Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh YEAH! Let me count the ways. 1. Blood decays. and it SMELLS. 2. Chemicals in said tampon. 3. Bacteria on tampon in vag. NOT ALWAYS GOOD! 4. Breakdown of tampon. Yep.They have expiration dates, and if theyre old they break down when they get full. 5. Pee. Pee string. pee up string into tampon because wicking swirly. Ammonia. Irritated skin. Even mucus membrane skin gets rashes.

    Camilla Koutsos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, tampons absorb vaginal defence mucus too. That can allow bad stuff to get through.

    Daphne Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, our neighbor died of toxic shock from leaving a super absorbent tampon in for too long. It happens.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if girls are not educated correctly.

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    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's just lazy and not very sanitary.

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had toxic shock in college..it was just a panic attack :-/

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    #18

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I still don't know what she does with that weird rock thing in the shower.

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    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a pumice stone and it's used for scraping rough old skin off feet. And you should be grateful it exists, if you don't like her ice cold feet touching you, imagine if they felt like they were covered in sandpaper. And off that point: some of you lads really need to learn how to use a pumice stone.

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a two- sided callous remover every time I shower.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably removes the rough dead skin from the bottoms of her feet

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She rubs the callouses on her feet with that, you should try it 😉

    Lydia Dean-Melchior
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. You should definitely try it. But, get your own! DO NOT USE HERS!!!

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    Shazz Winchester
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grinds off the dry hard skin so she doesn't grate your feet with her heels when you sleep (Not me tho, wink)

    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You scrub off dry dead skin. Duh..

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf are women doing that their feet get that calloused? I've never had a callous in my 40+ years of life, but it seems like a universal thing for women

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question. It cannot be ridiculous footwear because I do not wear that and still have callouses. Maybe it's a hormonal thing or womens skin is just different....

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    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask her. She will explain to you 😂. Then maybe you could use it too...

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    #19

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was about 19 or 20 when I learned women wipe after they pee. It's not that it didn't make sense to me, I just never had a reason to even consider it as a thing. So I was quite dumbfounded when I saw it happen.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I don't understand why men don't! Watching men's underwear always with a small stain of pee on them after the toilet it's not sexy at all!!

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stain is one thing but the stench of piss if you're ever 'down that way' *ahem* is a real mood killer.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, my husband wipes after peeing too? You're telling me other men don't? Ew.

    Your Cousin Vinny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last three drops will fall in your pants.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda wish men would, too.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very, very close to never shaking a man's hand ever agsin, seriously. Wipe your d*cks after peeing. Wash your hands after peeing, ffs!!

    Charlee Ford
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was how i got my husband and niece to stop biting their nails, they both work in business and a lot of handshaking goes on.

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    Alejandra Lima
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this guy thought we just shake it like men??????

    Eb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men have a quick dab with paper. Seen it with my own eyes.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..when I saw it happen." Lol, what?

    Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've never shared a bathroom with a significant other?

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just shake my head about this topic (men peeing). German men sit down peeing, therefor there are no arguments about the seat staying up or down AND they wipe their penis after peeing.

    Tomáš Houdek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well even it men would do it, due to obvious anatomical reasons, some pee is always stuck inside the tubes :)

    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read that this issue can be resolved by peeing whilst sitting down.

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    #20

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Had no clue I loaded the dishwasher 'wrong.'

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    KJ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you this is not just something that annoys ladies.

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has forbidden anyone else from stacking the dishwasher. We all apparently do it wrong XD

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    marianne eliza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood how any adult can think that the water sprayer in the dishwasher could reach things stacked like in a cupboard or drawer. Or how they expect a right-side up glass to be empty after the cycle. And if it's plastic, top rack please, away from the heating coils.

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "EVERYONE loads the dishwasher incorrectly. Except me, of course." - Everyone

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the one who loads the dishwasher like a tetris champ. She can't fit 3 cat bowls and a dinner plate into one.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is part of the reason people get divorced. Don't focus on the fact that it was done differently than the way you do it. Focus on the fact that the other person is trying to get it done and help. Of course, if there's still food stuck to the plates and stuff, coach them on hiw to improve so they won't have to waste time doing the same load of dishes again. Be caring and helpful, not rude and combative.

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you clean something for me so that I don’t have to, then however you do it isn’t ‘wrong’!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see from here that the dishes are stacked with the wrong side up and that blue cup should have been at the back of the rack with the logo facing the other way.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care as long as I don't have to do it.

    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one touches the dishwasher except me! The end!😂

    Gregg Long
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh women do this too. My girlfriend loads the dishwasher like a drunken sailor. I can get twice the dishes in it that she can. I loaded the dishwasher once at her house (including like a week's worth of dishes from the sink) and turned it on and she came in and was like - What happened to the dishes? She was convinced that they were all going to come out not cleaned right because there was no way they had all fit in the dishwasher. Now when she is doing dishes she makes me leave the kitchen because she says she can feel me silently watching her and judging her loading skills.

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    #21

    I did not realize that women had to pluck the hair out on their nipples. I was shocked!

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't HAVE to. Some women just do.

    Diana Jonkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or some just don't have hairs on their nipples.

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What now?? I'm a woman and has never heard of this. But even more shocking is that this person now seems to believe that every woman do this.

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this generally a problem of certain ethnicities. I am blonde with very fine light body hair so I do not have this problem edit: Apparently it has nothing to do with ethnicity and I just don't have random hairs...Hey I will take any luck I can get.

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang the comments on this is a little disheartening. Just a ton of women horrified at the idea that someone might suspect they have hair on their nipples. Like chill. Some women get stray hairs around the nipple. Body hair, oh god no!

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its kinda funny because for me all the random hairs I got happened with age, but once upon a time I was also that young clueless girl that thought body hair would never happen to me. It did. And it probably will to at least half the young girls on here who are like 'but not me!' ... even if you dont get nip hairs you'll get chin hairs or some other kinda weird aging thing. It's normal and not a big deal. It's definitely not an anomaly nor is it anything to be ashamed about.

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    Elin Noller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some have hairs they pluck, some have hairs but don't bother plucking, some do not have any hairs on their nipps at all.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a thing? [EDIT: I am female, and I've never heard of anyone doing this.]

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we don’t HAVE to. Some just choose to.

    Amina Hays
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    4 years ago

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    There's absolutely no chance I would've let the men and women I've been with see or even know about that (my current partner and I have been together for two years and he has no clue) and the women I've been with who left it 'au naturale', for me personally, it was such a massive turn off. I'm sure there are many people who like nipple hair on broads but for me, nuh uh :-)

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    Amanda Trent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like how some mean have full on Robin Williams chest hair, while other men are like hairless sphinx cats.

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I just read all the comments and laughed so hard!! Hey people, we're talking about 1-2 single hair that not all women have! Stop picturing a forest right there 😂😂🤣🤣

    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all women have hairy nipples...

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if the hair is dark... I've never done that. Can't even see it.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a dark hair thing. It can totally happen to women with blonde hair and it sometimes doesn't happen to women with dark hair. Its usually with age, and other hormonal factors and sometimes doesn't happen. Bodies are weird and do weird things as they age. I wouldn't worry about it, especially if you are under 30.

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    #22

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was ready for ‘decorative pillows’. I was ready for wall art. I was NOT ready for bras everywhere the first time she did laundry after moving in.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed she owns more than two bras. Those f*****s are insanely expensive.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    specially if you need a good one because your boobs are enormous.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is lucky! I'm struggling to find comfortable ones and have basically one or two

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is because you aren't suppose to bras in the dryer. I am too lazy to sort laundry so I just put them in the dryer- the brand I get is pretty good so they don't seem to suffer too much wear.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that means she's taking her bra off around the house. Are you sure you're not okay with that? (Also, most bras are really uncomfortable. Taking a bra off as soon as you can makes sense!)

    Lily MV
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On top of being insanely pricey, washing deteriorates them.. so unless they need to be washed because of sweat, they might be washed every other week. That’s why we have sports bras, to avoid washing our regular ones often. Yes, never put them in the dryer, always hang dry!

    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a small "inconvenience". It could be much worse. She could be a hoarder.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has like 4... (and one is the "good" one!) And those 4 were about the equivalent of a mortgage payment.

    Jeff Bunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn’t have to pay for all those bras!!

    Sigrid Johanesdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well some of us if we don't sweat we don't change the bra in a week or more 😂

    Neill Powell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the WFH hubby (so i do the washing) Bra's and panties are NOT the enemy. Bobby-pins, and hair-scrunchies are. They end up EVERYWHERE. Like one uses animal paw prints and droppings to identify the recent presence of a type of animal, so does Hair, pins and scrunchies identify the type of woman. Wait until your wife has a chit-chat with a friend or do hair in your main bedroom and you can literally SMELL another woman has been in your room. With WFH and isolation it is now brutally apparent when someone else has been in the house. That, and you're probably "invisible" to each other after about 11 months of living in the same house together 24/7

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    #23

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I got yelled at for putting 'dirty' clothes with my clean ones. I was totally under the impression I could wear that shirt like two more times.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't you ever heard about "the chair"??? This is where you put the clothes that are too dirty to put in the closet and too clean to put for laundry!

    Aliquid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socks and underwear get one wear and then into the laundry. T-shirts I will wear up to 3 times, assuming it is winter and I'm not exercising (i.e. no sweat), but if I am sweaty for any reason they are in the laundry after one use. Hoodies and jeans get worn until they look dirty. My work clothes have a whole other regime.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can. I'm obsessed enough about it though that I have two hampers. One is for dirty clothes and the other is for clothes-that-I've-only-worn-once-and-could-probably-be-worn-again-but-aren't-quite-clean-and-aren't-quite-dirty. =D

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can, is the sniff test not working for her?

    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and so you can, just don't put them with freshly laundered clothes. but on "the chair".

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can. Just find somewhere specific to put them, so they don't get mixed either with the clean clothes or the ones that are too dirty to wear again.

    Turtle42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair.. I do the sniff test myself. My roommate (also female) will only wear her lounge clothes more then once before washing them.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I was doing something that made me sweat, I'm wearing a shirt 3 times before washing and blue jeans for at least 5 days. Tip for guys that don't know. Wash all clothes inside out to prevent premature wear. If you want to brighten your whites, wash them with your blue jeans. The blue that leaches out makes the whites look brighter.

    Rastilian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother taught me "half-worn"

    Christoph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You totally can. But hang them to air out man.

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    #24

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women shaving their bits. The first time I saw my girlfriend do this, I was immediately terrified, as if I knew a better way to do it.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaving it's not the scariest! Imagine seeing waxing!

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waxing is undoubtedly more painful but there's something about a sharp blade near the soft sensitive bits that gives me the w1llies (pun intended).

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    Chriscella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another funny one as in men dont' realise how much/many we use. Like hello, you shave your face, I shave my legs, armpits and bikini line. More skin to cover lads!

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if we weren't trick and pressured into dumb beauty standards like a 100 years ago she wouldn't have to.

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more reasons for shaving than beauty standards. Many women do it for hygienic purposes or because it makes certain 'things' between partners easier.

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better way: let grow.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't bother. The aftermath is never worth the price if your skin is at all sensitive.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't get used to the eyelash thing my wife uses. That gets me even now. It looks like a clamp

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait for the day she asks you to help. Talk about a whole new level of trust.... and the evil grin on her face the entire time 🤣🤣

    Neill Powell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wife has gotten wise on how utterly s**t ladies razors are. We both use men's razors and blades. For safety's sake i dab some blue nail polish on my current kit, so she knows she has free reign on any and all razors that are not specifically marked. The only argument is, if it says "for her" or "fem" or anything pink, it will not be bought. We've bought one of every of the men's handles, so whatever is on blowout sale, well that's what will be used for the coming months.

    Auntiecorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman, I agree! Men's razors are so much better than women's! My husband and I both have the same set, but my handle is another color, so we don't use the exact same razor. But we both use the same system! I am glad I went to men's razors. Looking back at it, most razors for women are crappy!

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    Ivana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband can't watch. Typically we just jump in the shower together to save time, but if I start to shave around my vagina, he runs for the hills and begs me to "Be careful." He can't handle the idea of witnessing the horror if I were to slip up. Says it means too much to him to see any harm come to it.

    Carys Burke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know a better way to shave a vagina, something I do not have, than someone who has had one her entire life. I am very intelligent."

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    #25

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them "You don't use those towels, they're for decoration"....For who??

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    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. My mother would go mad if I used the guest towel. The result is that I now find it almost impossible to use a guest towel when I'm a grown up guest in someone's house

    Mystery Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum once cried after I used her 'decorative' towel. WHY IS IT IN THE BATHROOM THEN?

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not do decorative towels, they are useless.

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been into that. It's a home not a museum. Use the China everyday, make memories, no need to wait for "special" occasions. Today is special enough.

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those little 'flower' soaps in a special dish...

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Towels? Pshaw! I knew a couple who had an entire room no one was allowed into. Completley furnished, just for show.

    Carito alias La Cototina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That or the same said room but with plastic covers on EVERYTHING!

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 towels in our bathroom... hers... HERS and 2 you'd better not DARE touch! (Mine are on the back of a chair!)

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or guests. Mom would buy "guest hand towels" for the downstairs bathroom and get pissed when dad would muck them up drying his hands after washing grease off

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Categories in my house: 1.Big bath towels(aka bathsheets) for body, 2. normal size bath towels for hands or hair, 3. old towels for stepping out of the shower or washing pets. Oh and a couple of beach towels. Its not complicated.

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    #26

    My wife poops 3 times a day and it only take like 30 sec! I poop once a day and it take a good 10 mins if not longer.

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    rabbitsrabbit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe diet has a lot to do with this. For me cups of green tea is the difference between a 1 long session and multiple short sessions.

    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be on to something. I also drink lots of green tea and take way less time than my husband does

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    Sue Bradley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she has a healthier diet - you should join her :)

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has nothing to do with gender.

    Anni
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large group of friends of mine and me all had a very long chat about this phenomena. Males and females there. We just all needed to know why men took 20 mins to poo and also have a good read of the paper. Our final conclusion was it must be something to do with the prostate bc what else? Funny night.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means your eating habits are crap. She probably eats healthier than you, and actually drinks water.

    Peko
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    4 years ago

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    Where did you get the idea that is' healthier to crap 3+ time a day?

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    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't compare one woman's s**t to another. We don't all s**t the same.

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a woman thing. That's a your wife thing.

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is relatable on the next level

    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hub goes 3 times a day, i go 3 times a week....

    Camilla Koutsos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing to do with femininity. That's just having a healthy gut flora and/or diet. You poor sod.

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    #27

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Bobby pins and hair everywhere, suppose I will be okay if fallout happens

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    Gareth Graham
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but only if you get the master level of ability

    Linda Jansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to master that really fast and hacking

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they complain that they always lose the pins and ties

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a black hole somewhere that steals hairties and single socks

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    Gustavo Di Salvo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if many of you understood this, but "Fallout" is a video game where you can use bobby pins to open locks

    Sigrid Johanesdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where??? I bought a million and I lost all of them!

    Neill Powell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE ENEMY! I knew this was coming. The rule is, if it can find it's way to the floor and is small enough to get eaten by the Roomba, so long, or SHE can dig though the lint-bin of the vacuum cleaner

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobby pins, yes, they tend to get lost...

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this applies to all genders. It's called "consideration" and mutual respect, especially of common areas. Cleaning the hair in the shower after you're done, toothpaste in the sink, etc.

    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never owned any bobby pins in my life and used barrettes instead.

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    #28

    Maybe this is isolated, but how often she's in the bathroom for a pee. My mother and sister never had liquids run through them as quick as my fiance. Like, glass of water she has maybe an hour before needing to piss. It's tons of toilet paper and a bother on road trips. Our roommate was also shocked that men "pee so loudly". I'm over 6 feet tall, I stand to pee, how the hell do you think I should pee silently?

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting? And not spraying the whole bathroom maybe? Especially when you are tall!

    Asa Watcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aim for the side of the bowl instead of directly into the water. I learned that as a child.

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    StrawberryParfait
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing while peeing seems so feral. Just sit, like a civilized person, and stop getting piss drops all over the floor.

    Sandra Libertad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me, I always have to pee, always!!

    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got into the habit of sitting to pee when I worked as cook and wore an apron. It was also a time for a quick smoke and it's nearly impossible to smoke a cigarette, hold your apron out of the way, and aim your stream all at the same time. Over time it became my standard method when I realized it was more sanitary.

    Turtle42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gentleman sits when he pees. The toilet isn't a urinal. And god forbid you don't put the seat down afterwards.

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A female urethra is way shorter than a male's so we feel the need to pee so much more.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was surprised at how loudly one of my roommates was peeing. F****r wasn't closing the bathroom door. *facepalm*

    Debbie Comrie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit to pee!! And you don’t have to clean up piss spray all over the toilet the walls and the floor!!!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    IDGAFabtUrFeelings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am like this myself. I used to avoid drinking water because of this or try holding it in for an extra hour because I wanted to exercise my bladder. It's terrible.

    ArmyDog07
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is the opposite, she can go hours without having to pee. Me I go at least every hour.

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    #29

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Girls actually do that throw all your clothes on the bed thing that you see in sitcoms.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I certainly don't but that may be because of the cats who immediately materialize to shed all over any clean clothes placed on the bed

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chairs, they have been around a long time, clothes chairs.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I do this is when I'm putting clean clothes away after sitting in a basket for days lol.

    Lav Oravaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope I dont and never did. I use a chair

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I throw all my clean clothes on the bed because it forces me to put them away before I go to bed. I can't sleep with things on my bed and I don't have any other surface to conveniently put the clean clothes on.

    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women might do that, but we don't all do that.

    Lynn Biasini McElfresh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to throw them ON (not IN) the hamper.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe when they're 14-24, but I would hope not after that. just pick and outfit. if it's not right, put it away and pick another.

    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me nor my 4 sisters have ever done this. Way too much to clean up at the end of the night when I want to go to bed.

    Trisha Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it when I'm going for a date or lounge with friends and can't find anything to wear.

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when I was working 60+ hour weeks, and you probably do similar things in those kinds of situations.

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    #30

    That my Sunday morning hangover after a big night out with the boys ( not a regular occurrence ) absolutely meant that the vacuuming had to be done throughout the house then and only then.

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that's not a "woman" thing. That's a "someone is mad at you" thing.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Address the situation immediately. My wife had a habit of constantly walking in front of the TV whenever there was a film on that I wanted to see. I just asked her not to do that and it turned out she hadn't noticed how it annoyed me.

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well getting a hangover is 100% avoidable.

    Peko
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    4 years ago

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    Not really. You can't have a proper night out and not have a hangover.

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    m j m
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not vacuuming THATS A WARNING

    Marianne Sandvik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that since I was tired of my BF always drinking too much and having to sleep it off the whole next day. It took abt three times for him to get the message. And he found out it was a good idea to drink less and be able to function the day after.

    Carys Burke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be super pissed off. But than again we don't know the full situation. If he was supposed to do the vaccuming but didn't, wife gets a pass here

    m j m
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of it as a air raid siren. Your so screwed

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change it to Friday night then

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the football game, if she’s upset enough.

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    #31

    That her hair brush, hair dryer, hair straightener, ect all have to stay on the counter 24/7 despite enot even being used every day.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's absolutely no reason for it. Just as I don't have my jack hammer on the coffee table all the time, my wife doesn't get to clutter the counter with stuff she hardly uses.

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    LH25
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It all gets put away when I'm done. Always has, even when I had enough counter space to leave it out.

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they do no, it's laziness

    #32

    Women are always cold...always. I can be sweating in shorts and a T-shirt, but my S.O. will be wrapped in blankets still.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Till menopause and then the hot flashes start.

    DuchessDegu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cold and sweaty at the same time. Fun.

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    Elin Noller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Women are not always cold...always. YOUR S.O appear to be. Myself, I don't even like being warm. No blankets until winter.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, we bleed! It affects our body temperature! And it's not always! Wait for menopause!

    Leslie B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I are the opposite. I always run hot, the husband is always cold, even in summer.

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In air conditioned buildings, this is really common. A lot of office buildings will keep the temperature low - like 68-70 F (20-21 C) - which is generally too cold for women. I used to get picked on for wearing gloves and a hoodie at work because I was absolutely freezing (68 in our office), while my male coworkers were in slacks and a shirt sleeve top. Mind you, this is an average/generalization - there are plenty of women who are fine at colder temps, and men who aren’t.

    Jenn Pinnau
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said it before, women have a higher core temperature than men which makes us feeling cold way faster.

    Marika Miettinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women are cold, some are hot. My neck area and toes get cold easily, maybe my arms sometimes too, but the rest of me is hot. Then again, I live in a very drafty old house.

    Ashe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro it's sad how true this is, I cant get warm

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    #33

    Take massive poop with nuclear fallout levels. Like, obviously I knew women poop. But deep down, I guess I never realized it was just as bad as men’s poop.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? You thought there was a gender distinction in poop?

    Mystery Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, rainbow coloured and smelling of roses.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to burst your bubble but also we fart and burp! And it's not rainbow and glitter

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science class. Now. Please. For the masses. We need remedial biology basics, and we need it now.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lololol. I had an ex that could not accept women had bodily functions. Dude was in his 30s at the time and completely scandalized by a female coworker going poo at all, let alone stinking up the bathroom. That was a short-lived relationship. Not sure how he handled the idea of menstruation. He was so easily grossed out.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad smelling poop is a sign of eating bad food. As my doctor said, if your poop stinks, your food sucks.

    Lillukka79
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how good your diet is, it's not gonna smell of roses. S**t is s**t.

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    #34

    In my 10 years living alone, I have never once needed to dump drano down any of my drains. They just never get clogged with the short hairs that go down the drains. I have to dump drano down the drain every 4 months or else I'll get a lake in the shower. And this also happens when I use those shower mushrooms in the drain to collect hair.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draino is terrible for your plumbing and can give you chemical burns if it doesn't work and you have to actually manually unclog the drain. Just buy a snake

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me snake is the name of an item of plumbing equipment

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    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have long curly hair, I brush before getting in the shower, whatever comes off in the shower I push to side and remove as soon as I'm done. If I'm straighting my hair I close the drain in the sink and clean it all up as soon I'm done. There are ways to prevent clogged pipes. 😉

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many times I have entered the shower to see lengths of hair swirls on the shower wall. I absolutely loved her long hair so it was a small price to pay to keep my drains unclogged.

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    Roxanne D'souza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have long hair that touches even below my butt. On days when I wash my hair, I pull out all my stray, fallen hair strands, roll them up and just stick it to the bathroom wall. I make sure to pluck them from my hips and calves so that they make their way down into the drain. Once I'm done showering, I collect all the hair on the wall and throw it in the trash. Absolutely no clogged drains. When my sister (short shoulder length hair) learned of my technique, she started doing the same.

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    #35

    Cotton balls. Where do they come from? what are they used for? why are they all over the bathroom floor? these are the questions I ponder when I'm taking a dump.

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    S. Tor Storm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it hadn't been for Cotton-Ball Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Ball Joe?

    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost spit my water out after reading this, thanks for making my day 😂

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    Yoga Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know the correct answer to question number one and two but the answer for question three is "cats"!

    Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 she may need a waste basket in the bathroom?

    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe get a trash can in the bathroom?

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    skincare liquids, rubbing alcohol, any liquid that you rub on your body.

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    #36

    I get ready once, when i wake up. She gets ready anytime we leave the house, this includes a thorough check of every room. When she says "let's go to the store" we are still a good half hour away from leaving.

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the woman. I don’t want to spend my time on that.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these are generalisations. Just as men are generalised for being sexist, condescending jerks. At least, that's the trend on BP.

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    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no. That's not every woman.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. That would drive me nuts!

    DragonflyGreen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opposite in my house. I'm always the one ready and waiting for 30 minutes.

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a crazy person

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    #37

    If anything they blast farts with greater intensity, volume and toxicity than us menfolk.

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    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneeze like a mouse and fart like horse....

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other way round for me. I can burp and say Archbishop at the same time though, which I am unusually proud of.

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    Marik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially during period-time

    KimB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfao!!! This one killed me lol if you live together and eating the same food what do you expect?!? Roses?!? Bahahaha!

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Toxicity is because of more hydrogen sulfide.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How can something so cute smell so bad" Me to my SO

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    #38

    Women: Clothes/shoe hording. The amount of clothes they have but will never wear and will never get rid of, but will come back around and tell the dude that he has too much stuff. Dahell?

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I literally have just over a dozen clothing articles and that includes all my shorts to my formals, guess am not alone

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my dad told me I had too many shoes, so I asked him how many baseball caps he had. My mom laughed her way out of the room.

    Bianca Saville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always true. My husband hoards clothes. he has his own wardrobe and also half of mine. In our loft is a large bag of his old tee shirts and another one of 'really' old tee shirts.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!! Mine has 1/2 our shared closet, a tall boy dresser, another dresser with 5 out of 6 drawers and another 1/2 closet. I have a dresser and 1/2 our shared closet.

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    K. Guyton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I moved in with my husband he had to clean out his closet to make room for some of my stuff. We found two BIG boxes full of socks. Some never worn.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have over 10 pairs of vans.. checkered, prints, plain, etc... I totally understand the women shoe thing. Sometimes you just gotta wear multi-colored checkered vans with peanuts characters in some squares to make a statement about your mood 😁

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a walking closet for our clothes. It's filled to the rafters, with my wife's shoes, panties, lingerie, dresses, skirts, purses and shawls and my pair of jeans.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend has wayyyy more shoes than me

    Marika Miettinen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm finally hoarding pants, because a few years ago we got this one store here and they sell very cute pants and often in my size and they're cheap and most of the time I can find discounted ones in my size as well. Never had this many pairs of pants in my life, but it makes me so f*****g happy that I have them all. I've worn all except one pair, those were on sale for almost nothing and they were cute and supposedly in my size, but they were too tight. Maybe some day they'll fit! :p I also did get a pair of shorts for 1 euro, and they're a bit too tight as well, for now.

    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the lady, I have several pieces of clothes and shoes I wear all the time and I'm content, so...

    Ally R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all women do this, nor is it just women who do this. My husband and I have a pretty classic selection of clothing, anything we haven't worn for a year or so gets taken to a charity shop or to a fabric bank.

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    #39

    I heard the rumors, but I still wasn't prepared for... A. the hair pins/hair ties everywhere. B. my bathroom filling up with more niche (and unreasonably expensive) hair and skin care products on every available surface. I have bar soap, and a thing of shampoo. My last to partners both had at least 20-30 different bottles of product. C. my hobbies becoming sins, that if I partook of, meant days, if not weeks of random bullshit arguments over tiny little things.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last one sounds like a toxic relationship

    Douglas Turner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to hear more about those "hobbies", though...

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hobbies shouldn't be sins. Both partners should maintain hobbies

    S. Tor Storm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About C. Seems like you found yourself a real idiotic woman, there. There are girls out there that are not like that, and actually care about equality.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I share shampoo, conditioner, body wash and even razor (not blade) with my hubby. The extra I have is a facial cleanser and a femine wash. The last ones a bit concerning. We are allowed hobbies and alone time. Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if his hobby is porn? What if he spends hours upon hours with his ass parked in his gaming chair? Considering how women are conditioned to always put their needs behind everyone else's, I'm going to assume she has a decent reason to be pissed, and that this dude is giving very limited information for a reason.

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    LH25
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on C, you need a new girlfriend.

    CV Vir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have fewer ‘products’ than my husband.

    Al Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regarding B: I was lucky. We had separate bathrooms.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it has become your hobby to engage in bullshit arguments you are advised to break up or get marriage counseling.

    Marika Miettinen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your woman doesn't accept your hobbies, then she's not the right one for you, my dude.

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    #40

    30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My wife will get upset with me about things she sees morons do in a movie. Some married guy is looking at/flirting with/cheating with some woman other than his wife in the movie, and my wife turns and says, "Now why on earth would he do that?!?" or "What the hell is he thinking?!" uhm.... because it's in the script?

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    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is a plot point? Just like anything else in the script.

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    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how is that example showing her getting upset with op? This is some extreme lack of empathy there.

    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may have trust issues and is projecting when triggered.

    Adriaan Verhelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she is genuinely trying to get insight in to the situation from a male perspective?

    Myrkur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just really get into a story? When someone does something dumb in a.movie I also say stuff like that

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she thinks men would actually act like that and wants her husband to explain why? When I see men doing/saying something stupid in a movie I often ask my husband if things like that really happen. Then I proceed to get upset at the stupid scrip once he confirms it's just stupid writing. :)

    Sadie Richert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol you stole that from Jim Gaffigin

    Shadow Caster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she is warning you in her own way that she doesn't approve of cheating

    Ba Loeloe
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    4 years ago

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    She is thinking of you dumbass.

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    #41

    I swear my ex was so messy that her bathroom looked like a freshly fought battleground. No joke, I also never knew they farted until I met her.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I start to wonder when women have kids they never fart in front of their kids even accidentally? How come and men find out only a lot later?

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom loved to fart in store aisles and then giggle like mad when we accidentally walked into it. It was nasty. I think these men are just very sheltered

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    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand these comments about farts and burps. With the difference of the genitalia, the human body has the very same functions. Yes, women fart, burp, sneeze, drool in their sleep just as much as men. And no, we can't stop our periods on demand.

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be a changing value, as a kid I never heard adults fart unless it was in a movie. I was taught that if I feel the urge to fart to go to the restroom to do it. I'm 50+ now. Of course as a kid and teenage boy, farts were the funniest things ever and both boys and girls did it in public.

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well assuming another human doesn't fart just because of gender is stupid.

    LH25
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was engaged, someone told me I would know the honeymoon was over when he burped in front of me. I knew I was in trouble, we were farting around each other :) 28 years later, still are.

    Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we consider farting in front of our partner natural but we discourage it in other social gatherings? I find both of them equally appalling.

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    #42

    Things I've noted about living with women: Cleanliness Women aren't "cleaner" than men. They're tidier than men. There's a difference. Tidy is all about appearance; clean is all about actual hygiene. As long as guests can't see the filth, they're fine with it. The living room and and kitchen (which people will see) will look like it sprung from the pages of Better Homes & Gardens; their room (which virtually no one will see, unless they're getting laid at which point they won't care) will look like Dresden circa 1945. The coffee table and counter will look surgically scrubbed; they'll have leftovers in the fridge that have been there since Christmas. Ferrets Guys, don't move in with a girl who has a ferret. Girls, don't be that girl who owns a ferret. Edit: Money Two guys paying a shared power bill Guy 1: "Ok, it's $500. So we're paying $250 each. Guy 2: "Fair enough." A guy and a girl Girl: "The power bills is $500." Guy: "All right, $250 each." Girl: "Actually, I don't feel I should paying that much because I was away for five days last month, and anyway you left a light on in the kitchen while you weren't in it last Tuesday, and plus how much power does your computer use compared to my laptop...so I think I should only have to pay...$100." Guy: "You leave you damn light on in your room all the time!" Girl: "Yes, but I can't help that. It's only because Mr. Turtley, my pet turtle, is afraid of the dark..."

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    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ferrets? I sense a history here

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I think we need the Ferret story.

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    julie son
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these are person specific. Generalizing won't help you in a new relationship.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls you should not be with a guy that have problems with your pets and you should pay your bills cause this is not cool

    Mystery Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shared bill thing; that's just the type of women this guy is going out with. I would never do that. You both live there, you pay 50/50.

    StrawberryParfait
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    4 years ago

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    Why? Women do far, far more emotional labour in relationships, as well as the lion's share of housework, homemaking, and cooking, as well as providing regular sex and organizing the social calendar. Why should a woman, on top of all of that, pay to live with a man? If he wants the benefits of a relationship, he can pay for her for having the privilege of having her live with him in a shared space. Otherwise, she can maintain her own clean and cozy home with all the closet space, and have much lower grocery and utilities bills--all without a dude there making messes, farting in her high thread count sheets, and pawing at her every day. The sooner women get over this whole "I must pay my half!!" bullshit, the better off they will be. Don't fall for the scam of 50/50, ladies. A man worth his salt will consider it a privilege to pay for his partner as appreciation for all the things she provides him, the home, and the relationship. He also won't make you his forever live-in girlfriend.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ferret is a terrible idea, you need FERRETS not FERRET. They get terribly lonely, I have 5 and they are like the center of my universe... oh yeah. I see it.

    Al Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As long as guests can't see the filth, they're fine with it."Except if she's like my mother. Whenever she had a little party at the house it meant top-to-bottom deep cleaning. "But Mom," I complained, "Who's going to be looking in the attic or in my closet?" "You never know." "Do YOU go poking around your friends' homes?" "No, but one of them might."

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just sounds like problems with a specific person. I like it clean and tidy. Neither one exists in my home with two young boys and a husband who doesn't care.

    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ig that's a bit different at least in India, here if there's a group of like 5-6 guys, a single one would shell out like 70-80% and at least couple of them wouldn't even pay and rest would then be distributed according to some mysterious criteria

    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a definitive class/caste system in traditional culture. I've seen it here in the USA in the workplace. You should see the undercurrent when the wife, of a man who was highly ranked in his area(for lack of a better term), received a promotion and became his supervisor.

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    Roxanne D'souza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is oddly specific. When my boyfriend stayed over with me for 3 months in the place I was splitting with a flatmate, I made her pay 1/3 the amount and covered the other 2/3 since we were a couple. It only seemed fair. Another time, my mom and I stayed with my sister and her flatmate for a month and my mom and I paid the entire utility bill for that month.

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    #43

    Women: Use like 3 TP rolls per day. Leave hairs everywhere. Take up 85% of all the closet, floor, shelf, and bathroom space but then be like "OMG, quit hogging all the room."

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    QueenRhye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! I'd say pretty much guilty to all but the complaining about hogging space.

    Jennifer Dibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband uses more space in our closet and has a harder time getting rid of clothes than I do. To be fair, he's military, so his uniforms take up a good amount of space, but he also doesn't like to get rid of the old ones after they change the pattern, so after 19 years of active duty and 4 different pattern changes, that a lot of camo in the closet.

    Ines Olabarria-Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men leave the same amount of hair around, it’s usually shorter so you don’t notice as much.

    Isabel Care
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just date girls with short hair, who don't use make up and have basic skincare routines.

    Spork420
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The TP.... one week's worth for her would last me 3 months.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women do that, some are quite the opposite. But let's remember that this is just a fun topic about generalisations so don't get so offended over it. There are more pressing issues to be offended about.

    #44

    Actually "shake it" after they pee. I had no idea that was a real thing.

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    Tracy Aubrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? That not a thing. How the heck are we supposed to shake it?

    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering if I'm missing certain muscles or skills

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was NOT taken from a "women" post, but this one: What's something you didn't realize the opposite sex did until you lived with them? The shaking is about a penis.

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now we know some women have a similar set of skills. Might I say the advanced edition

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    QueenRhye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...we don't have anything TO shake.

    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not. Unless you're at a festival and there's no toilet paper.

    Yvonda Marie Levings
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've shaken the dew off my lily when a many of times in the woods when I didn't have TP

    Peter Korsten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... does your "girlfriend" also have a deep voice, and facial hair?

    Roxanne D'souza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not in a normal setting on a standard western toilet. But I have done a shake when I've had to use an Indian squat toilet or go on the side of the road for a pee. Doing a shake is basically just bobbing your bum up and down, while you're squatting, and hoping the tiny droplets of pee have fallen off.

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    #45

    Turns out women are incapable of putting a toilet seat down by themselves.

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    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this another one confusing the seat and the lid? Why would a woman ever have the seat up? Both should be left down after use

    Debbie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do make sure everything is flushed and there are no skidmarks left behind... so put the lid down, flush, put lid up to check, leave lid up. (is what I do.)

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    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you should be putting down the seat and lid when you flush anyway. Poop particles and germy water get flung at least 6 feet when an open toilet is flushed.

    ggus44
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is more about what your parents taught you. I work with two women and we have only one restroom in the office. One puts it down, the other one doesn't. Ever.

    Al Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would sometimes use my bathroom at night because it was closer to the bed. She'd complain about the shock of sitting down on cold porcelain. I replied, "What? You back into the bathroom with your eyes closed? I mean, what if I went into your bathroom and just started whizzing without checking to see if the lid (with its fuzzy cover) was closed or open?" This is one reason we're not married anymore.

    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading all of these has made realize I must definitely have OCD. I don't horde anything, I clean, I'm from Italy so splitting a bill in half is just normal, my parents taught us to leave something better than we found it, to appreciate efforts and respect others. As for the toilet seat, I put it down before even flushing, to avoid any nastiness to be released airborne.

    Lotus Flower
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women only use the seat. You mean the lid? That’s a thing

    Artoonist Corine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put down the toilet seat AND lid every time. WHY? Dogs. Dogs and Kids - that's why. Dogs and Kids, people. (and it's gross. close the lid- then flush eww)

    Marik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to put down what you never pulled up.

    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You chose to touch it to lift it up, instead of sit. It is your duty to touch it to put it back down.

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    #46

    Women just leave everything wherever it is when they don't need it anymore.

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my experience with every man I've ever met so far :P

    MonsterMum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is annoying. It's not all women or even most women on most of these points. It's individuals

    Mushroomlover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, that’s my husband and I complain constantly about it. Most girls want the stuff put back where it goes because everything has a place.

    #47

    While guys may leave the seat up, girls never refill the f'n toilet paper rolls.

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    Bianca Saville
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, we do refill the toilet rolls. You haven't met the right person yet.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can say the same about men! Depends on the person probably

    Sarah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all I do! At home and at my male dominated work place.

    Tracy Aubrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always the one who refill the tp

    howdylee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even my 4 year old daughters know how to change the tp roll!

    Kim Shannon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I (the chick) don't refill the toilet paper rolls, they would NEVER get refilled. Same thing with paper towels, tissues, etc

    Ines Olabarria-Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a girl and I am the one who changes it every time!!!!! It seems that my man is incapable.

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs is more likely to not put a new roll out. It really depends on the person.

    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are generalizations. It's just your lady not doing this. Did your mom change the TP? If yes, then not all women are like that.

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