Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you wish to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Or maybe you've marveled at the majestic grace of the animal known as the sea flap flap? You're probably shaking your head right now, but the chances are that you've done at least one of these three things at some point in your life, just didn't know the correct names for them.

Don't worry; we haven't gone mad. Scroll down to see the funny names that we have in mind. The funny (and more than a little bizarre) descriptional and clever puns about everyday things come courtesy of @CorrectNames, a hilarious twitter account by Mark Dempsey that attributes hilarious names to everything from fruit and animals (dicknose monkey anyone?) to clothing and body parts. Which one of these best/worst names do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the funniest puns!

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Aunt Messy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Squid Squad" is the best idea for a band name I've heard in ages.

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Ironcat_xox
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so funny and adorable at the same time!!

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You say that unless you ralize these arms can be used to punch you!

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Laury M.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call them majestic flap-flaps. Or sea pancakes.

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nearly spit out my coffee. Imagine going grocery shopping with your kids...

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TC
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot be a cycle since it has no wheeles. It could be a Water Speedseat...

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Maria Beilschmidt
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YAS! All bread dreams of growing up to be toast!

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they're big enough for you to see and avoid stepping on...

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I drop something I use my feet to pick that up just like my hands so I kind of agree with this one

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Caspar David Dzikus
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The northern giraffe's scientific name is "Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis" and means camel-leopard.

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Claire Kidd
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no patches on it. I wouldn't call it a Panda.

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Vlad Horobet
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just like how there are so many animals called "cow something" and when it gets to the cow they're like..."nope, that's a milk horse". Can't wait to find the horse name thingie.

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Lisa Florina
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands they are called naaktslak (naked Snail)

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