Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you wish to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Or maybe you've marveled at the majestic grace of the animal known as the sea flap flap? You're probably shaking your head right now, but the chances are that you've done at least one of these three things at some point in your life, just didn't know the correct names for them.

Don't worry; we haven't gone mad. Scroll down to see the funny names that we have in mind. The funny (and more than a little bizarre) descriptional and clever puns about everyday things come courtesy of @CorrectNames, a hilarious twitter account by Mark Dempsey that attributes hilarious names to everything from fruit and animals (dicknose monkey anyone?) to clothing and body parts. Which one of these best/worst names do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the funniest puns!

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Aunt Messy 2 years ago

"Squid Squad" is the best idea for a band name I've heard in ages.

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Usernameofgag 2 years ago

Sea panda!!!

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Nadya 2 years ago

It's just liquid snowman!

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Ironcat_xox 2 years ago

That's so funny and adorable at the same time!!

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Lely Rahma 2 years ago

Walking yarn

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darknessIsMyOutfit 2 years ago

More of a inmate mule

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Anya O 2 years ago

Doughnut seeds

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Charm Valenzuela 2 years ago

finally a fountain that spits lava

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Hans 2 years ago

You say that unless you ralize these arms can be used to punch you!

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Laury M. 2 years ago

I call them majestic flap-flaps. Or sea pancakes.

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Victoria Swire 2 years ago

Fat squirrel is petty much what they are soooo

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Nearly spit out my coffee. Imagine going grocery shopping with your kids...

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biruk kuma 2 years ago

Which is a Gandalf goat

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TC 2 years ago

Bicorn

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Rogue 2 years ago

Should be burglar panda

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Anke Kondla 2 years ago

We call it cow juice :-)

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Also known as Hairy *screams*

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Page Osorio 2 years ago

More like "Slow Motion Chimpanzee"

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Kelly Johnson 2 years ago

That's the physician I want!

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Jason Trantham 2 years ago

Toast Lotion.

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Kjorn 2 years ago

more flying rat

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darknessIsMyOutfit 2 years ago

Tux duck

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mocochang 2 years ago

Shouldn't it be "Danger Prison Pony"?

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TC 2 years ago

It cannot be a cycle since it has no wheeles. It could be a Water Speedseat...

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TC 2 years ago

Winged rat

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Maria Beilschmidt 2 years ago

YAS! All bread dreams of growing up to be toast!

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

At least they're big enough for you to see and avoid stepping on...

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Jac Jac-jac 2 years ago

Big ass burning day moon

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biruk kuma 2 years ago

bhahahahah

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Allan Zhu 2 years ago

Horse-nado

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Kjorn 2 years ago

divorcee bed

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N G 2 years ago

No need to harp on about it

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Catarina Cabral 2 years ago

Don't you mean "sea bald nope nope"?

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darknessIsMyOutfit 2 years ago

Whenever I drop something I use my feet to pick that up just like my hands so I kind of agree with this one

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Phemonoe 153 2 years ago

House lake

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TC 2 years ago

Armoured ant eater

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Kelly Johnson 2 years ago

It may advise you of a trip to jail

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Sourav Sahoo 2 years ago

Add 'biodegradable'

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N G 2 years ago

Swallowed a Surf Board Sideways Shark

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Caspar David Dzikus 2 years ago

The northern giraffe's scientific name is "Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis" and means camel-leopard.

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Hans 2 years ago

Was is there before the chicken?

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Claire Kidd 2 years ago

There's no patches on it. I wouldn't call it a Panda.

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Kelly Johnson 2 years ago

Delicious refreshing drink!??

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TC 2 years ago

Ex-dino

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

I just like how there are so many animals called "cow something" and when it gets to the cow they're like..."nope, that's a milk horse". Can't wait to find the horse name thingie.

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

hentai much?

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Hans 2 years ago

Barcode Horse, ratther, isn't it?

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Phemonoe 153 2 years ago

Leg sleeves

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Phemonoe 153 2 years ago

Toothpick hamster

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SpookyBoots 2 years ago

ACCURATE.

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

So the windows are house eyes.

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Lisa Florina 2 years ago

In the Netherlands they are called naaktslak (naked Snail)

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darknessIsMyOutfit 2 years ago

Death cushion

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Daria B 2 years ago

Sea scorpion.

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Kelly Johnson 2 years ago

Probably just need the word car-pet

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Phemonoe 153 2 years ago

Sound mirror

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coffee zombie 2 years ago

Laughed till I realised what the shoe is now...

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Susan Forbes 2 years ago

Devil pig

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

Here it is...not disappointed, well done.

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Rin Rin 2 years ago

that is tequilashot component yellow, not orange yellow

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Kurt Mitchell 2 years ago

Blind ground mouse

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Renan Machado 2 years ago

Would love to try once a full Champaign bath... #notrichyet

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Zal Slowix 2 years ago

potato shaver

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Chelsea Bates 2 years ago

I thought it was raw toast?

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Phemonoe 153 2 years ago

Sting pearls

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BlakCircleGirl 2 years ago

Swimming Face Of Boe

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

Snowman meat.

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

What happened to the long neck leopard?

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Jade Lorreni💜💙 2 years ago

So a boat is a sea car?

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

Danger noodle.

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