78 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Escalated Coworker Drama To Levels Nobody Was Ready For
When a direct conversation is simply not an option, a passive-aggressive note is the way to go. It is cheaper than therapy, more satisfying than silence, and absolutely guaranteed to solve nothing while making everything way more interesting for everyone in the vicinity. The grievance gets aired with a notice on the office wall or fridge, and the coworker in question either ignores it completely or responds with their own note, and suddenly the breakroom has a whole situation going on.
These are some of the finest examples the internet has to offer. Technically polite, deeply furious, and in some cases, laminated. Because if you are going to start a workplace conflict, you might as well make it weatherproof.
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Found This At Work Today
I Mean, They're Not Wrong
Ha!
My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing
If this is the only way you know of, to transfer communicable diseases, you've had a sheltered life
Ain't That The Truth
Not Everyone Knows The Difference Between A Manger And A Manager
Passive Aggressiveness Is The Best
New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office
Found This On The Fridge At Work... I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker
Break Room Logic
In case someone microwaved fish in one and you want to warm up a muffin without it smelling like fish...
☕
Sacarsm At The Office
An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day
The Office Fridge Today
I've never understood how this is such a big issue in the U.S.
The WiFi Password For Our Hotel
The Velociraptor 'Incident'
Winters Are Tough On Slower People
Will Never Get This Song Out Of My Head Now
Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator
Spoiled Milk [spotted In My Office]
Passive Aggressive Note Left In Break Room
Shaaame!
Found This In My School's Computer Lab
Printer is having an existential crisis - if "I ink, therefore I am" is right, then the printer ceases to exist when switched off. Be gentle with it ...
Dishes
This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work
Thanks For Understanding
The People At This Job Site Have A Sense Of Humor. I Like It
Leave The Office For 10 Mins
The Office Philosopher
This Sarcastic Advice In The Office
Do Not Use
Or, unplug it and mark it "Maintenance informed". Everyone knows the outcome of that ...
Quite A Threat From My Coworker
I hope the Canadian politeness was successful, because Dylan, I feel certain, has back-up plans. And Dylan's (American?) colleagues certainly wouldn't want him resorting to ketchup chips and hockey sticks, or setting traps with Kinder toys as bait, or mobilizing the Canada goose militia. Or, if he's feeling a bit more passive-aggressive, teaching anglophones to mispronounce poutine before their business trip to Montreal.
I Believe We Have An Office Thief.......darn
Why The Font
Daves For Life!
That’s One Very Large “Jobs”
Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People
All my pens were flamingo related, if any of them had turned up on someone else's desk, any of my team would have confronted them
Make Things Better
Two Weeks Notice, One Sticky Note Revolution
Gee, I wonder why it was a toxic place, a mystery that will never get solved.
There Are Rules In Making Coffee…
Starbucks is a marketing company really. They just happen to sell coffee.
Saw This In Our Break Room
Humus-Aggressive
Too Many Colleagues Who Never Wash Common Utensils
This Hair
We were promised it would go of its own accord. "Hair today, gone tomorrow" were the exact words ...
That's What Jesus Said
Escalation Of Passive-Aggressive Notes In The Office Kitchen
Passive Aggressive Office Notes
Soup Thief
These Are Even Printed On A Post-It
Office Rat
This Is My Job's Break Room Problem
With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility
My Boss Got This Ridiculous Excuse The Other Week And Decided It Needed To Be Hung Up
...isnt Food
Coming Soon, From Pixar
Do Not Engage Deadbolt
Resort To A Calm Threat
Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning
Mean Pranks
Down, I Tell You. Down!
Possible Troll In The Office?
A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke
Thoughts?
Today In Passive Aggressive Office Notes
Lazy Isn't A Handicap
The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office
Alrighty Then
What Were They Doing In There?
Mr Bean Knows The Truth
Our Office Walls Were Severed By The Earthquake
Corn Letter
Ahhh Yes The Passive Aggressive White Board Message…
Early is early. On time is on time. Late is late. Words have meanings.
Everybody Else
Found In The Fridge At Work????
Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And He/She Did As Well
Found In The Ladies' Room. (Not So Lady-Like.)
What A Difficult Life
Clean Up!
This list didn't need the last 20 posts as they just weren't funny. I did enjoy the rest. Thanks!
This list didn't need the last 20 posts as they just weren't funny. I did enjoy the rest. Thanks!
