We can get valuable insights from asking a trusted person for guidance. Someone who truly cares for us. Someone who wants us to be happier. But sometimes people throw advice at you when you didn't even ask for it. And nobody illustrates how ridiculous these "gurus" can be as vividly as the subreddit Thanks, I'm Cured. It has 202K members collecting pictures of overly simplistic solutions to highly complex problems that deserve only one response — an ironic "Thanks, I'm cured!" From mental illness to crippling debt, continue scrolling to learn how to overcome your biggest problems!
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Thanks For That
"I'm having an asthma attack, it's hard to breathe" - "There is plenty of air in this room for you to breathe" - "Thanks, silly me, why didn't I think of it before?"
Of Course!
I Mostly Browse In This Sub But I Saw This On My Fb Dash And Thought The Sub Might Appreciate It
How To Prosper:
All too accurate, yet a lot of people keep supporting and voting for the Greedy Old Perverts.
"I Have A Chronic Illness"
Cool
I’d never tell someone else to travel because I don’t know their situation, but I went travelling for a week at the New Year (thanks, Jacinda!) and it cleared my head so much that I’ve ended up making a lot of positive changes to my life this year. It’s one of those things where you have to be REALLY mindful of someone’s situation, but if you have the money, time and safety to do so, it can help.
Thanks, I'm Married Now
Healthy Coping Mechanisms
Come On Stock Market, Get It Together
Work Harder
Meditation Can Cure Anything And Everything
It’s Practically Tropical!
But Not Before Asking You What You Have To Be Upset About!
Thought We’d All Appreciate This
This is a joke and as someone with panic attacks, I did snort a bit at this as I know what it would sound like.
The Dream Team
Speak Up
Lactose Intolerant
My thing with ice cream. Is being lactose intolerant to certain things a bad sign 😅 I just tolerate it bc I like ice cream
But I Hate Turmeric
"The Doctor's Said They've Never Seen A Body Kill The Coronavirus Like My Body"
Adhd Is Just Boys Being Boys
Tried looking it up online so now I know it's meaning in 20 languages, know how to spell it backwards in each of them, have made three paintings with a 'self control' theme and lost 4 hours of my time. Thanks
My Chemical Imbalance Is Cured!
The "make new friends" bit is the cringy part. But in general, if you are depressed, you SHOULD talk to people - professional and medically qualified people who can get you the treatment you need. Unfortunately, this treatment costs money, which is why so many people default to "have you tried not being depressed" as a solution, because at least that won't land you in medical debt.
Didn't Even Think Of That Before
"Colic Won't Last Forever"
I feel this one. I had such bad anxiety after my daughter was born I couldn't eat sleep felt like a deer in headlights. She had some medical issues nothing serious but it caused her to not sleep for 17 hrs straight sometimes. It's a very lonely feeling too. No one would listen or they would say oh you're a new mom it gets better. Finally when she turned 10 I found a doctor and a therapist that listened and believed me.
Of Course! Why Didn't I Think Of That!?
An Outlet
P O P
Why Didn’t I Think Of That?
This
I Know It’s Ironic But I Just Had To Post This Because It Fits
Sorry If You’ve Seen It Before. Friend Posted On Fb. I Lol’d
I hate the work "Okay" when dealing with an intimate who has depression. It's the best word I have that I know to use, but it's SO inadequate.
Toxic Masculinity
Thanks
"I'm just preparing you for your future career. Do you think your boss will care if you already have 16 orders today when he gives you 16 more? "
Paging “Doctor” Mom
I Dont Know What To Put Here
And this is why I haven’t told anyone except one of my sisters about my social anxiety IRL.
Hakuna Matata. Shrug
This has always been my favorite movie. Sadly this is pretty much spot on.
What Others Think That Happens When They Tell You To Focus:
I Forgot That I Could Run
I Didn’t Realize It Was So Easy. Spread The News!
So That's How You Get Rid Of Mental Breakdowns
This Seemed Fitting
Not Sure If It Belongs Here But It Lands In The Same Line Of Posts
Thanks, Now I Can Roll My Way Up The Stairs
I will book a slot in managed isolation, fly to this person’s country, slap them across the face and then enjoy a two-week staycation in one of New Zealand’s 4- or 5-star border quarantine facilities.
Oh Wow What An Idea Thanks Boomer
This f*****g enrages me, in part because countries like mine (and the numerous countries where it’s FREE!) are proof that the high tuition fees in the US aren’t universal.
Why Are You Depressed, You Sad Idiot? You Have Tea And Cookies Right In Front Of You!
The fact that they included the pet irks me even more than the rest of it. Pets don’t make stupid cartoons dismissing people’s depression.
(Found On Facebook)
My Dysphorya Is Gone
It's That Simple Bro.
It Was Just That Simple
No, you're not 40% done. You are 85% done, and if you keep going, you'll be 100% done, AKA *dead*
Oh
Please Leave Me Alone
The Bible doesn't say Christians can not struggle in life. Read the Psalms. There are a lot of them in which the writer cries out to God for something happening to them. And Elijah actually asked God to kill him, out of desperation because of his circumstances. God didn't kill him btw. But anyone who tells you to be happy because God loves you, should read their Bible a bit better
Putting A Magazine In A Revolver
Too true, men are bad at seeking help cause they think they need to man up and handle it themselves/ignore it etc. So many of them can't and end up killing themselves instead.
Why Didn't I Think Of That???
Didn’t You Know That Pizza Causes Anxiety?
I No Longer Have Depression Apparently
Depressed? Have A Kid!
Wow I’m Cured
Thanks, I'm Cured.
NO NO NO. People with chronic physical illnesses, physical disabilities, etc absolutely do get treated like this. Don’t throw them under the bus.
Racism Is No More
Wow Guys!!! I Didn’t Know That I Could Just Try *not* Having An Anxiety Disorder! Fascinating!
Okay so we all know that pussy is slang for vagina. We also know that vaginas squeeze whole babies out of them and still retain their shape. Ballsacks on the other hand cause their owners crippling pain if they are squeezed even a little bit too hard. So tell me, exactly why is being a pussy and insult and having balls a compliment?
Thank You Jon
Sounds About Right
It amazes me that even otherwise intelligent people believe that mental health issues come out of the ether, as if the brain isn't actually a bodily organ that can suffer dysfunction. How well do you think your computer would work if the motherboard crapped out?
Not Sure How People Still Have Relationships Problems
Can’t Sleep? Huh. Have You Tried Sleeping?
And It Is Magically Gone
Positive Mental Attitude
self deprecating jokes may be fun for the person making them but its a drain on everyone else. its like taking your cringe and forcing it down others throats
During High School, My Coaching Institute (For College Entrance) Refereed Me To A Psychiatrist. She Examined My Handwriting And Concluded I Was Under Confident And Stressed Out As The Height Of The Cross Bar In Letter ' T ' Was Too Short. She Made Me Write A Lot Many Pages To Fix That. Did Not Work
WHAT KIND OF PRACTICAL JOKE MAKES SOMEONE WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES PREACTICE WRITING "T" OVERANDNOVER AGAIN BECAUSE IT DOESNT LOOK RIGHT? ITS NOT YOUR HANDWRITING NOT YOUR PROBLEM
Collen Be Out Here Spreading Words Of Wisdom
Thanks, Jake Paul. Very Cool!
My Brain When Someone Tells Me To “Just Calm Down”
Thanks, My Depression Has Been Cured
If there are no problems, how come when I put sertraline in my face hole, the “made up” problems decrease?
Why Didn't I Think Of That! Not Oc Btw
If I Were Homeless I Would Simply Buy A House
If This Happens To You Please See A Medical Professional, No Need To Consult Fb
Shitty Correlation
I look like the guy on the left and was within spitting distance of 100k before disability. On behalf of the entire IT profession, I'd like to tell the maker of this graphic to get stuffed (and learn to code).
Of Course! How Could We Be So Blind!
I spend 2 hours a day max on internet; I exercise five days a week; I don't drink; I adhere to a sleep schedule; I do not even drink coffee; I avoid junk and processed foods. And yet, insomnia.
How Do They Expect This To Cure Anyone’s Gender Dysphoria?
If I Had A Dollar Each Time I've Heard "Just Eat!!11" I Could Get Myself Some Actual Therapy
Therapists Share This Man
Yes. Just Pretend To Feel Happy
Yep. No depressed person has ever tried this before It's amazing how we never thought of it.
Thanks I'm Enlightened
Ugh. Clinical depression is often so much more complicated than a simple state of mind. Quite often it's a very serious and complex neurochemical imbalance that cannot be wished away.
Just Be Happy
The Government Proves To Be More And More Helpful In The Us
This Image Will Now Catch You A Two Week Ban! Learn More In The Comments
You also get 'Ripened SOS', 'Deer Piss no', 'I seed porns', 'Ed sore nips', 'Pond series' and many more. The one that needs to apply to the person that wrote this, is 'Person Dies'
If You Have Cancer It’s Your Fault Get Better
Don't Just Don't
I Know It’s A Joke But Seems To Fit Here
Yes It’s That Easy
I do then when I see a person I immediately get pissed off and then I'm seen as a s**t person which makes me feel like s**t...
Found On A Popular Investing Ig Page
And how do I make more money with my current job, skill set, array of opportunities, and so on? It can be an insurmountable endeavor.
Ah Yes, Just Eat!
Same. My parents literally say "Just eat." Not the lol part, but the rest of it.
Isis Rate Drops To 0%
Thank goodness for Samantha's plea, we are now ISIS free everywhere
Facebook Mom Groups Still Unironically Posting This
Thank You
Learn To Replace Habits
I keep reflexively downvoting these before remembering what this list is for.
Oh Thanks Yes Now I Am Getting Taller Why Didn't I Think Of That
All the guys under 6ft, breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that they're safe from shallow women like Taylor. You guys 6ft and above, be on your guard!
Next Time I Should Just Make It Into More Money Ez
Fixed It For You
My Mother Just Forwarded This To Me
Well, being reminded/hearing that you deserve happiness and good things can help.
They Knew I Could Do It!
Homeless People Should Use This Simple Trick
Poor? Have You Tried Exploiting Other People?
Thanks The Country’s Cured!
Gee Thanks Instagram Business Page! I Never Knew It Was This Simple!
As A Muslim This Is Basically The Answer I Get From My Very Strict Parents.. When They Had To Accept That I Was Depressed
He Knows What's Up
Just Say No!
Truly A Miracle Cure!
An Elon Musk Account Posted This
Comic By @claricetheillustrator On Instagram
Oh Wow Never Thought About It That Way Thanks
As much as a bad comic that is a noose swing legitamatley sounds fun
Yeah, Sure Hydrohomies
Can confirm, the reason New Zealand has no community cases of covid is because we all just drink a lot of water.
Don't Be Sad
Unemployed? Have You Thought About Just Getting A New Job?
millions of former restaurant workers did exactly this during the pandemic and now the karens are losing their minds because the drive thru line at taco bell moves slower
Why Didn't I Think Of That?
Here's The Steaming Hot Tea
However, if you’re like me, those optimism messages are still really unhelpful and it’s totally fine to block them from your social media.
Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? Have you tried looking at boobs?
Eat some kale, drouse it in essential oils and just focus. You have to really want it. Just will it to come up. Also take some b12! /s
Load More Replies...It's a simple thing to 'be there' for some one going through depression. Ask if they are looking for suggestions to help them feel better and if they say no just spend time hanging with them, even though they are being a downer. I love and treasure the people who will spend time with me in my misery and supply me a non-judgmental distraction to my misery. That is a true friend who will do that for some one suffering from depression. It might tale some sacrifice on your part but is it too much to ask?
Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? Have you tried looking at boobs?
Eat some kale, drouse it in essential oils and just focus. You have to really want it. Just will it to come up. Also take some b12! /s
Load More Replies...It's a simple thing to 'be there' for some one going through depression. Ask if they are looking for suggestions to help them feel better and if they say no just spend time hanging with them, even though they are being a downer. I love and treasure the people who will spend time with me in my misery and supply me a non-judgmental distraction to my misery. That is a true friend who will do that for some one suffering from depression. It might tale some sacrifice on your part but is it too much to ask?
