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Horrible Emails From Clients That Designers “Love” To Read
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Many people fail to appreciate the knowledge, experience and effort that can go into making a good design, which can make life difficult for designers. Some of the most annoying emails that designers regularly receive from terrible clients have been gathered into a funny list by Joshua Johnson, a writer at Creative Market. These emails will make creative workers pull out their hair in frustration!

Do you work in the creative industry? If so, tell us about the worst emails you’ve ever received in the comments below!

More info: creativemarket.com (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

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    Dovas

    Dovas

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    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    Dovas

    Dovas

    Author, Community member

    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

    What do you think ?
    cest_nayce
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's soooooo annoying! I got clients telling me, I can do it myself in publisher! f**k you! don't waste my time and do it yourself then!

    IdaWootsyaSoroko
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! "Give me Photoshop and I will play all day too" attitude - I do not know if it more scares me or make me laught :P ;) ...

    Load More Replies...
    AlexTeusch
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you made a good offer to a client, he refuses it, get's the job done 'for free' somewhere else and then asks you to fix the errors

    Gediminas
    BoredPanda Staff
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://clientsfromhell.net/clientstories has plenty of similar stories :)

    MandyShelden
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll just do it myself in MS Paint."

    Lize-MarieSwan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we asked a client to provide the logos for their catalogue, next day we got a shoebox full of tags and cutout logos

    GoustanBodin
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just received a winner!!! Client: Please have a look at this movie Robocop 2014 in the below like at 45 min 50 secs (for a minute duration) [link included] Similar to the trees seen in this movie I would like some slender tall trees here in this area if possible.

    SusanLishman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emailed from a client... "We all think you logo design is just brilliant, masterful. But my wife thinks it's too simple. She played with it in Photoshop last night. Which one should we go with?" 20 attachments.

    VikramDhiman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got mail from client saying: "Loading on screen is wrong english. It should be either downloading or uploading... " it was pre-loader for the website :D

    Louliez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooooooooohh I hate it when clients ask me to 'Unblurry' a photo

    TakiMartillo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell Truer words never written.

    SerjTankian
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well they are paying you to do a job. if it were painless they wouldn't pay you to do it.

    AndreasQuinones
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaand this is why I don't do freelance.

    ErichDemeter
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite is when I ask for an editable version of the logo (Ai. Eps. Crd.) and I receive them with a JPEG in it :))

    ErichDemeter
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite is when I ask for an editable version of the logo (Ai.Eps.Pdf.) and I receive one with a JPG in it!!!

    BenMann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are reasons why I stopped designing sites, and doing artwork for money.

    EgržvýdChálobodor
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you work with annoying clients, the reality is that you are a bad designer.

    AeroWang
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's wise to make sure the client knows the cost upfront including changes etc.

    LeslieTollefson
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I don't miss designing: "Can't you just Photoshop it?" I dunno - can't you just suck it?

    NitinRastogi
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Client: Mark, nice work. Can you provide three versions of each of the options (10) please. Me: would love to open an art gallery for you

    Jeff__Coon
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the ones that start something like this: "I just need you to....." to me "Just" is a 10-hour word.

    darkphoenix
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid people, I guess they will stay stupid :@

    darkphoenix
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am young, and dont work, and this ****** me off!

    BeckyJones
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What irks me even more... WHO CREATES A BROCHURE in PHOTOSHOP???

    AlexTeusch
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh why not? If the brochure consists of stock photography, some lines or boxes and some text there is no need for Illustrator or InDesign

    Load More Replies...
    AlexanderDebkaliuk
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://useuseuse.wordpress.com/2015/05/20/designers-complaining-about-clients/ — why this is wrong

    StaceyCollins
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Are designers somehow immune from the commercial imperative that affects the rest of the world: "The Customer is Always Right"? Designers always b***h about clients, and that's mainly snobbery in my view They believe themselves to be better than the person paying them. But they get paid plenty for their time, they get to discharge their aesthetic liberally all over someone else's vision, and they can always go do something else if they hate it so much. The whining is no more valid than that of any other working person.

    AlaaKabalan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The client is not always right. We do not study a 4-year program and have years of experience, for someone to come and tell us how to do our job. No. Do you tell an architect how to do his job? Do you tell an engineer how do you do his job? The only snobby attitude is to think you know more than a designer. To think his job is useless, and yet ask for his service. And P.S. we are so underpaid. They do not pay you the extra time you work for, the many changes they ask for, the many hours of skype calls and meetings they request, and the psychological burden they leave you with.

    Load More Replies...
    KieraLee
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    as Gerald answered I am impressed that a mother can get paid $4792 in one month on the computer . view it... http:/www.extra-salary24.com

    cest_nayce
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's soooooo annoying! I got clients telling me, I can do it myself in publisher! f**k you! don't waste my time and do it yourself then!

    IdaWootsyaSoroko
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! "Give me Photoshop and I will play all day too" attitude - I do not know if it more scares me or make me laught :P ;) ...

    Load More Replies...
    AlexTeusch
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you made a good offer to a client, he refuses it, get's the job done 'for free' somewhere else and then asks you to fix the errors

    Gediminas
    BoredPanda Staff
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://clientsfromhell.net/clientstories has plenty of similar stories :)

    MandyShelden
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll just do it myself in MS Paint."

    Lize-MarieSwan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we asked a client to provide the logos for their catalogue, next day we got a shoebox full of tags and cutout logos

    GoustanBodin
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just received a winner!!! Client: Please have a look at this movie Robocop 2014 in the below like at 45 min 50 secs (for a minute duration) [link included] Similar to the trees seen in this movie I would like some slender tall trees here in this area if possible.

    SusanLishman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emailed from a client... "We all think you logo design is just brilliant, masterful. But my wife thinks it's too simple. She played with it in Photoshop last night. Which one should we go with?" 20 attachments.

    VikramDhiman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got mail from client saying: "Loading on screen is wrong english. It should be either downloading or uploading... " it was pre-loader for the website :D

    Louliez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooooooooohh I hate it when clients ask me to 'Unblurry' a photo

    TakiMartillo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell Truer words never written.

    SerjTankian
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well they are paying you to do a job. if it were painless they wouldn't pay you to do it.

    AndreasQuinones
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaand this is why I don't do freelance.

    ErichDemeter
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite is when I ask for an editable version of the logo (Ai. Eps. Crd.) and I receive them with a JPEG in it :))

    ErichDemeter
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite is when I ask for an editable version of the logo (Ai.Eps.Pdf.) and I receive one with a JPG in it!!!

    BenMann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are reasons why I stopped designing sites, and doing artwork for money.

    EgržvýdChálobodor
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you work with annoying clients, the reality is that you are a bad designer.

    AeroWang
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's wise to make sure the client knows the cost upfront including changes etc.

    LeslieTollefson
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I don't miss designing: "Can't you just Photoshop it?" I dunno - can't you just suck it?

    NitinRastogi
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Client: Mark, nice work. Can you provide three versions of each of the options (10) please. Me: would love to open an art gallery for you

    Jeff__Coon
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the ones that start something like this: "I just need you to....." to me "Just" is a 10-hour word.

    darkphoenix
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid people, I guess they will stay stupid :@

    darkphoenix
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am young, and dont work, and this ****** me off!

    BeckyJones
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What irks me even more... WHO CREATES A BROCHURE in PHOTOSHOP???

    AlexTeusch
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh why not? If the brochure consists of stock photography, some lines or boxes and some text there is no need for Illustrator or InDesign

    Load More Replies...
    AlexanderDebkaliuk
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://useuseuse.wordpress.com/2015/05/20/designers-complaining-about-clients/ — why this is wrong

    StaceyCollins
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Are designers somehow immune from the commercial imperative that affects the rest of the world: "The Customer is Always Right"? Designers always b***h about clients, and that's mainly snobbery in my view They believe themselves to be better than the person paying them. But they get paid plenty for their time, they get to discharge their aesthetic liberally all over someone else's vision, and they can always go do something else if they hate it so much. The whining is no more valid than that of any other working person.

    AlaaKabalan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The client is not always right. We do not study a 4-year program and have years of experience, for someone to come and tell us how to do our job. No. Do you tell an architect how to do his job? Do you tell an engineer how do you do his job? The only snobby attitude is to think you know more than a designer. To think his job is useless, and yet ask for his service. And P.S. we are so underpaid. They do not pay you the extra time you work for, the many changes they ask for, the many hours of skype calls and meetings they request, and the psychological burden they leave you with.

    Load More Replies...
    KieraLee
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    as Gerald answered I am impressed that a mother can get paid $4792 in one month on the computer . view it... http:/www.extra-salary24.com

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