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56 Hilarious Random Posts From All Around The Internet In One Place For Your Convenience (New Pics)
In many contexts, details and specificity are good. For example, I don’t want McDonald’s to mess up my burger order since I want to enjoy my rare guilty pleasure. But too much specificity can sometimes become suspicious, like when someone’s excuse sounds just too rehearsed and detailed or when someone denies doing something bad way too fervently.
There is a subreddit that collects online posts that are just a tad too specific — “Suspiciously Specific.” Sometimes, folks just give too many unnecessary details. Other times, their attempts to look innocent backfire spectacularly due to excessive insistence and denial. If the “Don’t be suspicious” meme from Parks and Rec could be a subreddit, it would most definitely be this one.
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Yep
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Gracelynn, Where Art Thou?
Khavrinen 1 week ago
Decades later, I remain slightly amused by the fact that some of the Evangelical girls in my school during the "designer jeans" era got around the fact that their parents made them wear dresses by simply wearing jeans *under* their dresses. As far as I know this was a very localized rebellion, but it did go on for a couple of years.
#3
Can’t Remember Where I Found It
#4
I Feel The Anger Through The Screen
#5
21st Century Surnames
#6
Could It Be Mobile Autistic Doom Pile
#7
That's The Cheesiest Idea I've Ever Heard
#8
It's Always The Wedding
#9
Facts Though
#10
Been Spendin' Most Their Lives Livin' In A Wolfgangsta's Paradise
#12
What Did The Frog Do?
MystyMoonShadow 1 week ago
Why people buy these homes is beyond me. Did any of them read the HOA rules before buying the house?
#13
Nicknames
#15
114 Is A Lot Of Cats, For Sure
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 week ago
That depends if the Scots are in their natural state or sober.
#16
Let Her Cook
Bored Jellyfish 1 week ago
Neither of my grandmothers could cook (edible food). They seemed to be baffled by the concept of flavoring food with salt, pepper, or any spices.
#17
Highly Recommend 10/10
#18
Definitely Lost It
Gingersnap In Iowa 1 week ago
I could do it, I think 🤔. Then I'd throw a huge party for all of my fellow Bored Pandas!
#20
Slipped Into A Comma
#22
Ramifications
#23
Life Advice
#24
Til
#25
Conversion, Software Version 7.0
#26
That Would Brighten My Day
Bored Jellyfish 1 week ago (edited)
Humans are bioluminescent. We just don’t have right kind of vision to see it.
#27
All Work And No Play Makes Sauron A Bored-Dûr Boy
LinkTheHylian 1 week ago
For those that don't know (or care), the inscription on the "One Ring (TM)" reads: "Property of Sauron. If found please do not allow Hobbitses to wears it. Do not dispose of this ring in the fires of Mt. Doom. For a 7-day free trial please contact Saruman the White. T's & C's apply. Not suitable for elves, dwarves, or hot dudes named Aragorn. Sean Bean will d*e in this movie, too."
#28
Pee Was Never An Option
#29
Roosters Are The Best
#30
Does Your Town Have A Horseback Jesus?
Scott Rackley 1 week ago
We had a guy in Chattanooga. He rode his bike around to different restaurants/bars downtown selling flowers to guys out on dates. Dressed, shall we say, flamboyantly. As near as I can guess, he made out well. Flower Guy passed a few years back.
#31
The First Rule Of Waffle House Is
#33
Iaponicum Ius Et Cladivolutio
#34
No Questions Ok!
#35
My, My, Here Come The Fuzz!
Barry Patterson 1 week ago
Sure, that is what "Big Copper" wants you to believe, do not be fooled.
#36
Who Says It Isn’t
Bored Jellyfish 1 week ago (edited)
No, quicksand would be the “when”. I figured I’d be skewered by a porcupine long before I was ever sprayed by a skunk, but somewhere in my neighborhood, quicksand was out there, just waiting for me to blunder into it.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 week ago
Imagine growing up in a beach town. I was positive that at least 50% of all the sand at the beach was quicksand and that there was NO way I'd be able to know, until I stepped in it XD
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keyboardtek 1 week ago
My childhood friend was a fearless, audacious, risk taker. His parents learned how to deal with a lot of insane damage and injuries he succumbed to.
Auntriarch 1 week ago
My brother had three lots of stitches in his head before he started school, did you know him
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David Beth 1 week ago
I grew up in the U.S. Midwest and we stocked tomato juice in the pantry specifically for skunk treatment...and it was used practically every year.
Tyranamar Seuss 1 week ago
It doesn't work. I had to shave my dog. Nothing worked. Skunk smell is eye wateringly noxious. Not like the cute stinky cloud they show in cartoons
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Marnie 1 week ago
I used to love to walk by the train tracks. I took a long walk and was coming back by way of the tracks. I had been walking maybe 4-5 miles by then. And I came upon two skunks on the tracks. I didn't know how fast they could move or how far they could spay. And they didn't wander off after a few minutes. I turned around and had to backtrack. It was about 3 extra miles. Worth it to avoid this, although I can't smell skunk, but other people can. (I might be able to smell it if it were concentrated enough.)
cecilia kilian 1 week ago
I cannot smell skunk either. It might be a genetic thing like the love/hate the taste of cilantro.
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Holy Cow!
#38
Sweet Lemonade, Sweet Sweet Lemonade
#39
Still, Could Be Worse
#40
Huh?
#41
An Encounter I Just Had
#42
🤚✋🤚✋🤚✋
Howl's sleeping castle 1 week ago
So we got a cat instead and now we panic at random times because the house is suddenly too quiet.
#43
Schools Did This?
David Paterson 1 week ago
If in Australia, the man was Ram Chandra and the snakes were taipans. Credentials being a lifetime of milking venomous reptiles. No-one has died of a taipan bite since.
#44
Love Is Blind
#45
AI AI Captain!
David Paterson 1 week ago
What the heck. It's less than a day since I first came across APA 7th edition.
#46
10 Years
Luke || Kira (he/she) 1 week ago
Some of her bully classmates even made a facebook group called "Stephanie Germanotta, you'll never be famous". I wonder how they feel about it now.
#47
I Dieded I Guess
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 week ago
I survived. But I am still magnetic and stuck to the fridge.
#48
Suspiciously Specific AI Image Request
Gremlan jonnson 1 week ago
Except we all also know that even if it was perfected it would never be used like that or in anyway the betterment of humankind.
#49
Other People’s Problems
#50
Roundabout Dilemma
Bill Swallow 1 week ago
If you're 'turning left' going looping several times in a Roundabout, you're going to have a very bad day - or you just might be an American.
#51
A Strange Submission To A Tumblr Poll Blog
#52
Alles Müller, Oder Was?
Earthquake903 1 week ago
Can't wait for the American version of the Nuremberg trials to begin.
#53
Oh, Bugger
#54
🦄
#55
Project Hail Mary
#56
Holy Smite!
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