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In many contexts, details and specificity are good. For example, I don’t want McDonald’s to mess up my burger order since I want to enjoy my rare guilty pleasure. But too much specificity can sometimes become suspicious, like when someone’s excuse sounds just too rehearsed and detailed or when someone denies doing something bad way too fervently.
There is a subreddit that collects online posts that are just a tad too specific — “Suspiciously Specific.” Sometimes, folks just give too many unnecessary details. Other times, their attempts to look innocent backfire spectacularly due to excessive insistence and denial. If the “Don’t be suspicious” meme from Parks and Rec could be a subreddit, it would most definitely be this one.
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Gracelynn, Where Art Thou?
Khavrinen 11 hours ago
Decades later, I remain slightly amused by the fact that some of the Evangelical girls in my school during the "designer jeans" era got around the fact that their parents made them wear dresses by simply wearing jeans *under* their dresses. As far as I know this was a very localized rebellion, but it did go on for a couple of years.
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Yep
#3
Can’t Remember Where I Found It
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21st Century Surnames
#5
That's The Cheesiest Idea I've Ever Heard
#7
What Did The Frog Do?
MystyMoonShadow 9 hours ago
Why people buy these homes is beyond me. Did any of them read the HOA rules before buying the house?
#8
Could It Be Mobile Autistic Doom Pile
#9
I Feel The Anger Through The Screen
#10
Let Her Cook
Bored Jellyfish 11 hours ago
Neither of my grandmothers could cook (edible food). They seemed to be baffled by the concept of flavoring food with salt, pepper, or any spices.
#11
Been Spendin' Most Their Lives Livin' In A Wolfgangsta's Paradise
#12
Highly Recommend 10/10
#13
It's Always The Wedding
#14
Ramifications
#15
Iaponicum Ius Et Cladivolutio
#16
Facts Though
#17
114 Is A Lot Of Cats, For Sure
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 12 hours ago
That depends if the Scots are in their natural state or sober.
#18
Slipped Into A Comma
#20
Definitely Lost It
Gingersnap In Iowa 11 hours ago
I could do it, I think 🤔. Then I'd throw a huge party for all of my fellow Bored Pandas!
#21
Nicknames
#24
Holy Cow!
#26
No Questions Ok!
#27
Pee Was Never An Option
#29
My, My, Here Come The Fuzz!
Barry Patterson 9 hours ago
Sure, that is what "Big Copper" wants you to believe, do not be fooled.
#30
That Would Brighten My Day
Bored Jellyfish 11 hours ago (edited)
Humans are bioluminescent. We just don’t have right kind of vision to see it.
#32
Does Your Town Have A Horseback Jesus?
Scott Rackley 8 hours ago
We had a guy in Chattanooga. He rode his bike around to different restaurants/bars downtown selling flowers to guys out on dates. Dressed, shall we say, flamboyantly. As near as I can guess, he made out well. Flower Guy passed a few years back.
#33
Til
#34
The First Rule Of Waffle House Is
#36
AI AI Captain!
David Paterson 8 hours ago
What the heck. It's less than a day since I first came across APA 7th edition.
#37
Roosters Are The Best
#38
Still, Could Be Worse
#40
Who Says It Isn’t
Bored Jellyfish 9 hours ago (edited)
No, quicksand would be the “when”. I figured I’d be skewered by a porcupine long before I ever sprayed by a skunk, but somewhere in my neighborhood, quicksand was out there, just waiting for me to blunder into it.
#43
Alles Müller, Oder Was?
Earthquake903 22 minutes ago
Can't wait for the American version of the Nuremberg trials to begin.
#44
Love Is Blind
#48
I Dieded I Guess
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 12 hours ago
I survived. But I am still magnetic and stuck to the fridge.
#49
Other People’s Problems
#50
Roundabout Dilemma
#51
A Strange Submission To A Tumblr Poll Blog
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🦄
43Duckies 7 hours ago
In other words, we are transphobic; and also super stupid because we don't have the slightest idea what mRNA actually is, that our cells are naturally full of it, because it's literally the messenger ("m" in mRNA) that translates the information in our DNA so our cells can use it. (The mRNA-based vaccines just harness this natural process; and they are much easier to produce than previous vaccines because the design has a standard base that can quickly be updated to "plug in" the profile of a new virus. And scientists had been working on the background idea for *decades*; I heard a piece about how well it was progressing on the "Naked Scientists" podcast (produced by Cambridge University in the UK) about 10-15 years ago.)
#53
Schools Did This?
David Paterson 8 hours ago
If in Australia, the man was Ram Chandra and the snakes were taipans. Credentials being a lifetime of milking venomous reptiles. No-one has died of a taipan bite since.
#54
Oh, Bugger
#56
Holy Smite!
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Bored Jellyfish 7 hours ago (edited)
So you’re a recruiting parasite that stalks their neighbor. Got it.
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