Oftentimes the more you try to sound profound, the shallower your message becomes. The subreddit 'I'm 14 and this is Deep' is a perfect example of this.
Its moderators describe this corner of the internet as "a place to talk about stupid 'deep and meaningful' philosophy found on blogs, Tumblr, Facebook, Reddit, or anywhere else."
"[These are] insights that people should have outgrown by the time they were 14. Jaden Smith is our patron saint, along with many deep Twitter posts."
Created all the way back in April 2013, the subreddit now unites over 1.1 million members who have built quite an extensive gallery of cringe. Here are some of their most popular posts.
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Oh No My Heart
Damn 😔
Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to
I don’t have wifi in my backyard either tho. Wait but now that I think about it I don’t even have reliable wifi when standing right next to the internet router thingy so…
Oh like that's a good excuse.... Have no waterfall around? ...go back to your phone or tablet.
A True Story
True, it is sad how the t gets left out of tsunami
Load More Replies...The T in tsunami is a bit questionable but honestly the school is either silent or "tried their best" aka said that bullying was bad and people should stop, but ultimately took the bullies side in 9 times out of 10. Honestly it's edgy and sounds dumb but it's not far from the truth
It's not a bit questionable, it's plain wrong. There's a character for 'su' and 'tsu' and they aren't pronounced the same.
Load More Replies...“ueue” isn’t silent. It’s pronounced “you,” as in “The education system failed you.”
At the queue part, did anyone else read it as ‘the you-ee-you-ee is silent’? No? Just me?
Uhm.. so... where exactly is the "online group mocks stupid philosophy" part of this one? Do I just not get it? 🤔
What A Profound Messages
Ok but as a wheelchair user I do get this interpretation. Some schools (public and uni) I have been to fought hard to not accommodate me. I have felt neglected or left behind. It may not be what the movie was going for, but I do get it.
It seems like a person interpretation of a text. It's both just a slug and to someone who might be slower for mental, physical or intellectual reason it might resonate as a point that our education system doesnt cater to some groups of students. Like was it the intended interpretation probably not, but why does that matter? It's an interesting thought and can open discussion on an issue we rarely think about.
LOL wow, this is definitely one of the cringiest on this list.
Bricks That Can Call Bad
A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.
I like how everyone in this comment section agrees that social media is a piece of s**t all the while scrolling through a bored panda post
I don't really consider Bored Panda social media like I don't consider YouTube social media. Facebook, Twitter, Reddit are social media. Maybe that's just me, though.
Load More Replies...I mean it would look pretty similar if both parties were reading a book with their backs turned to eachother. No one complains about that. Besides... they're cuddled up together without being too much in each-other's spaces, which looks nice.🥰
uh who is taking the picture is the much more creepy part of this picture.
The weird thing is that we seem to want to communicate with the whole world EXCEPT the person right next to us....
How about communicating with the person next to you first. What's so damned important that you need to do on your phone when you're in bed. NOTHING!!!!
Right, but what if they've been communicating for hours already and want alone time for a few minutes while drifting off to sleep? Just because you see people who are together but are looking at their phones doesn't mean they never communicate. I see my mum all day and we talk whenever we want to, but there are definitely moments where we're each on our phones (like right now). Nothing wrong with that, it's only wrong when it's excessive.
Load More Replies...This Is To Damn Deep
I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)
Meanwhile people who have opinions about climate change and are trying to change things
Another dumb-a*s comment. How else do people invent things, discuss things, or improve things unless they have opinions.
As always nothing is appropriate for all circumstances. I would really use this for those endless meetings where everyone wants to give an opinion that is not even relevant to the topic of the meeting.
Load More Replies...Everyone Is Dumb
Naw Op is dumb. It’s called SETI or the Search for EXTRATERRESTRIAL Intelligence. The instruments are pointed away from Terra because we are looking for intelligence outside of this rock.
It sounds like a joke, I think I've even heard this in a stand up routine before. Like it's a funny line. It's a bit silly to go the person wasnt deep when they were making a joke. Jokes aren't truth statements they often are false in interesting ways designed for the product of humor.
Alien ship just scanned earth. Navigator is giving readout to capitan: 'we found live, but no sign of intelligence' 'are u sure navigator?' Respond capitan. 'They got nuclear weapons' 'yes sir' navigator answer 'but they aimed it at themselves. Definitely there is no intelligent live forms' Sorry for errors. Mobile
Everyone is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb! dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, lalalalalalala, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, everyone is duuuumb (sorry ik I’m cringey but it’s a song so I had to)
Society, Am I Right? :/
Doesn't matter if the year's 2000 or 2023, you can very well say I love you and I want to f**k you in the same sentence.
And (plot twist): you don’t even have to be a teenager! It works for older people too!
Load More Replies...The blurred word is shítting, by the way. I'm shítting on BP's censor bullshít. What a shítshow that is.
So This Is Why Match Bad
No, one is going to be blown away by her. The other one is just going to extinguish her life flame. She should meet a nice candle boy who will burn alongside her for the rest of her life. (OMG .... sorry, didn't mean to be this deep at this time of the day)
Load More Replies...match boy will burn her out and fireextinguisherboy will extinguish her spirit so.. both bad.
I'm going to go with she could actually burn together with match boy and they can both do what they're meant to do, while the extinguisher is just going to keep her from doing what she's meant to do.
Load More Replies...Like all men he just wants to spray his white fluid on her.
So the lit woman falls for the fire extinguisher. Strange.
I know... it sounds backwards to me. The match guy should be the bad boy who wants to light her fire while extinguisher guy wants to put it out. That makes more sense.
Load More Replies...I kinda like how this turned into a nice guy metaphor because honestly just based of personal experience it's not that far off
But it is a candle's nature to burn. This thing is all over the place
Human Footprint
My dog leaves good poop on the beach all the time if I don't pick it up. Where's the picture of that?
This post thread is quite annoying, like oh this isn't literally true therefore the point is dumb. Like this post in particular its using the double meaning of footprint to make a point about human waste. I thought it was funny and a bit poignant. Just cause it's not literally true doesnt make it dumb. The fascinating thing with humans is that we can understand multiple meanings of the same word and use them creatively to make interesting points.
Well it's not wrong... (well, it's not all of humanity, but it's too big a chunk of humanity.)
He Doesn't Understand The Deep Meaning
It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".
Cause they're not okay, if they were okay they'd write it the correct (common) way
Load More Replies...A very good example for the difference between well-made and well meant.
OK n't is very odd. BUT, I'd like to just say that my 5 yr old, fluent in the English language, still harbors some deep seated baby babble. One if my faves: "Willn't". She for whatever reason, still hasn't picked up on using won't. She refuses, she simply WILLN'T use won't as a word.
Poking
*I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses, For tonight I'll sleep on a bed of nails.*
You Do Realize Nokia Makes Smartphones?
I think it's a comment on how many things are done via apps today, signing up for your bank, texting etc is all mostly done via apps which won't be available on a nokia. That being said she can just use her phone less to solver her problem
Load More Replies...i have a nokia, it will outlive me and my decendants. it shall be my family heirloom. in fact it will be found by archeologists in 1000 years and will still be on 30% charge and working
This is a collection of some of the stupidest posts I’ve ever seen, but this one sticks out among them all for being extra-stupid. How, exactly, does society prevent one from owning a phone? What a giant bunch of navel-gazing c**p.
Hey...I want a Ferrari and an Oyster Yacht... but society won't let me.
Society e.g. your parents who won't get you a new phone because this one isn't broken or anything
I'm 14 And I Ended Racism
racism is just ridiculous in the first place honestly. like op said, we’re literally the same o. the inside, what does the color of the outside matter? you’re all beautiful and you’re all equal, no matter your looks, sex, gender, or sexuality. love ya 🩷
Load More Replies...I’m pretty sure that if you ever found a chicken egg that is truly black, it wouldn’t have a fresh yolk inside
And here I thought he was about to tell us their brains all look the same on drugs.
I remember that commercial. This is your brain, This is your brain on drugs.
Load More Replies...I might be chronically online but I instantly associated ‘egg’ with the trans community (it’s a term for someone who hasn’t realised that they’re trans yet, I believe, correct me if wrong) and thought ‘aww acceptance’
So all we need to do is skin each other and crawl together in a frying pan...? I'll pass.
Calm Down Edgelord
If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"
No I've heard this story before I'm pretty sure the whole class applauded.
Load More Replies...This is taken from what John Lennon said as a child when he was asked by his teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up. I really hate it when people copy real s**t; especially from John Lennon!
True story time: when I was a much younger Boone, I spent a few days doing a personality evaluation required before pursuing a path towards ministry. They gave me a series of sentences to complete, and one of them was, "sometimes, I wish _________" and I finished it with, "I could fly." They haaaaaaaaated that answer.
My teacher once told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life. - John Lennon
So Deep
Electronic patient record… I’ll wait until you’ve just typed in all your notes then wait for you to hit save, then decide not to respond and crash without saving anything and no chance of recovering it. Sadly no joke.
Comedy Good. People Bad
Good comedy often reflects mankind’s ironies, hypocrisies, and idiosyncrasies. And sometimes shock therapy gets that across. I’m not condoning maliciously making fun of people, but I am saying that a sterile society is a dead society. Comedians often identify the “elephant in the room.”
Load More Replies...I agree, honestly though, south park was right. If you can't make fun of every group, and one group above all else must NOT be laughed at (looking at u, scientology), then you can't laugh at anything. Comedy is only funny if we can all be silly together. However, picking one group to pick on, or one person, makes it mean and no longer fun and silly. I remember my parents going to a comedy club as a kid. Apparently my (very "swarthy") Dad and my mom, sat up front. The comedian made half his set about how dark and hairy my native American dad was. It ruined all comedy clubs for him. He never went again. It's not fun if we're humiliating one person or one group. It IS fun if we can all laugh together, about all the silly things about every single one of us!
Good comedy makes you question you own ideas. It can't force you to change your mind but it allows you to see something in a way you never have before. Many of my favorite comedians like George Carlin and Dave Chappelle said things I disagree with wholeheartedly but I still appreciate them bringing a point of view I could never find on my own because my own life is so different.
Except that there's still a lot of amazing comedy out there, audiences just aren't as accepting of s**t that's racist, misogynistic, or anti-LGBT. How is that a bad thing?
Some people can. Sorry about your mental disability.
Load More Replies...I want to speak to whoever is apparently gonna make comedy die out, and I want to speak to them p e r s o n a l l y.
Ironic. Comedians mostly lost their jobs during COVID. When we needed them the most.
Moon Good Bathroom Bad
S**t, if astronauts could've used a smart phone on the moon, there'd be hundreds of pics. Selfie in front of the Earth? Hell yeah.
There's thousands of pics from the Apollo missions (about 1500 from the first landing).
Load More Replies...Fun fact: there are no photos of Neil Armstrong standing on the Moon. He took pics of Buzz Aldrin but Buzz didn't take any pics of him. The best we have is his reflection in Buzz's face mask, and video of course. But no photos of Neil. 😞
Welcome to the dumb-a*s world of social media and the people dumb enough to follow some of these "influencers"..........
First, they live streamed him jumping off a ladder to 600 million people. I'm pretty sure everyone reading this has seen the video at least once growing up. That's a couple more hits than even the most successful tik tok star's mirror selfie. Second, Apollo 11 had 4 cameras used to take 857 B/W photos and 550 color ones.
On the first moon trip, I believe something like 174 images were published. The astronauts actually had to take some photography courses so they knew how to take nice photos, after all, the trip was mostly a publicity stunt.
*went to the moon with an archaic camera that could only take five photos.
Archaic? Hasselblad? Film has a dynamic range and a resolution where a the iPhone only can dream of. Try to take pictures with your iPhone in a very hostile environment, wearing very thick gloves and a giant helmet.
Load More Replies...Problem Solved: Buy Wireless Headphones
So, this person wants to talk about the fact that s/he enjoys being tied with wired headphones while scrolling social media? Not my kind of kink, but whatever floats their boat.
I think the issue is that rather than being tied to the phone by using wired headphones, OP is tied to his phone by airpods. The conversation is about being held hostage by the phone...the ties that bind...
Load More Replies...This screams high school student photography project. They are tied to their phones/social media.
Almost
I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it
We almost missed the train. Mom almost didn't make it. The car almost crashed. They almost didn't meet. It's almost as if context was important.
I find it interesting that there is sadness in 3/4 of your counterexamples. I'm sure there are a million sentences using the word that don't have a tinge of sadness, yet the examples you chose, do.
Load More Replies...I almost wasn’t good enough. She almost died. We almost didn’t make it. It can be good to.
We almost lost our house in the fire but it stopped before it got here
A Friend Posted This Unironically On Facebook. Cellphone Bad And Bird Good I Guess
Good heavens, where do you store your phone?
Load More Replies...Wild birds have all kinds of diseases on them so a small child should probably not be holding one.
Here, Have Another One
Because in the olden day the adults had a separate language.
Load More Replies...No, no, he has a point. As a side note though, swearing isn't bad in and off itself it doesn't make you dumber. That being said it shouldn't be overused or replace other words in a sentence. Sentences like "this fkn food is so fkn good" are examples of it being overused and used in the wrong place since what the person means is often "this food is great/amazing". But in cases when you stub your toe or are referring to a person you hate swearwords make sense and won't take away from the sentence or sound too dumb
Agree when every other word is a swear word it appears to not have the ability to put complete thoughts into sentences. It is as if they can't think of the word so it is swear word and the listener has to figure it out using only context. It is similar to people saying they don't read now that they are no longer in school. They think why use the correct word if a swear word will do.
Load More Replies...Who calls it adult language? Where I'm from it's called offensive language.
We call swearing “power words” (direct translation from my native language), as if they were kinda spells or curses: when one hits one’s thumb with a hammer, one says power words to make the pain go away. But it only works with adults. Children’s spells are not effective so no use to say them 😁
Load More Replies...As an F Bomb Sharpshooter who also has an extensive vocabulary, I can say from experience that there are numerous instances where what used to be referred to as “blue” language is entirely appropriate, just as there are numerous instances where it absolutely isn’t. Know your audience, understand potential consequences, and choose your words wisely. There are more ways than one to tell people to go f**k themselves. You can even make it sound like a beautiful experience. Just like the old saw about telling someone to go to hell in such a way as to make them actually look forward to the trip. (It’s almost like speaking another language, if you think of it. I have a Master’s Degree, and can definitely speak in a scholarly manner, but I can also talk like I grew up on the streets and never saw the inside of a schoolhouse.)
Shark Tale Was Many Things. Not Deep
When I was younger I kept asking my brother if we could watch it and he kept saying no and now I understand why.
Blue Hair Is Interesting
I'd say both are terrible. Commenting on one's look is always bad, alright. But shaming other people because they're more "mainstream" or less "quirky" than you is as bad, if not worse. There's nothing wrong with enjoying popular things and prefering neutral/basic style. Also, comments like "why can't you be interesting" are causing people to be ashamed of their hobbies and preferences. Enjoy popular literature. Dye your hair blonde without shame. Be yourself, you're great!
Except that the "normal" girl had that coming, 100%. If this were an unsolicited comment, I would completely agree, but in context I see nothing wrong with it.
Load More Replies...Not like other girls, girls and women are annoying, but a lot of mean girl types do bully other women and girls for being unconventional, so I think this one is pretty ok if you're a young teen dealing with bullying
The Untrustworthy Salt
So do cocaine and starch. I guess we just shouldn't trust powdery white thingies
Apparently so do cocaine and super absorbent, the stuff that absorbs the liquid in diapers and sanitary pads. My father used to work for a company that made incontinence products. One time my father's boss was flying to a conference, and had several samples of super absorbant with him. Someone stole his briefcase in the airport. If you've ever played with super absorbent, or seen a diaper in a pool, you know that the white powder turns into a 'gel' and expands when it comes into contact with liquid. So if it were to happen in an enclosed space, like, say, someone's sinus cavities... The boss was able to recover his briefcase later at the hospital. He never did get his super absorbent samples back.
“Whom” you trust? Since neither sugar nor salt are human beings, you do mean “which” you trust, right?
Is this super obvious to everyone else? I'm a baker, but I don't know if that's why it's so obvious
The one on the left is sugar. They should have used fine salt as their example.
Now that you put them side by side, I can see the difference. Thank you!
Man's Gonna Drown
I personally hate this message as a wheelchair user. I am empowered by my wheelchair. It gives me freedom. It does not restrict me. If the content creator is Disabled I fully support their right to have a different relationship/opinion of/with their wheelchair, but I generally do not find this helpful. I do not want pity for or liberation from my wheelchair/disability. It is a huge part of who I am today.
Agree. I'm a non-obligate power chair user - I have fatigue and joint pain (EDS), levels of which both fluctuate day-to-day. My chair allows me to get out and about on bad days when otherwise I'd be housebound, and enables me to make longer trips, making a huge number of things an option for me that were impossible before.
Load More Replies...1 why is the wheelchair so small, two am I dumb for thinking the wheelchair is small, three how is the person not floating to the surface
No ur right, it's tiny! I didn't notice at first. Probably cuz the whole thing is photoshopped. Hence, zero bubbles. And unless the man us wearing concrete shoes, he'd be doing that awkward seal flipper move repeatedly to stay down there.
Load More Replies...Do they call this c**p Facebookcore or something? I'm out of the loop, but it seems like there's no end to cheesy pics that are supposed to make you thiiiiiink man.
I've worn jeans underwater, but this isn't about me.
Load More Replies...This might be one of the worst photoshopped images I've ever seen, irrespective of the message is trying to convey.
Please Tell Me Nobody Posted This Yet
Isn’t the one for Rumour literally just the phone call icon? Or is there some social media that just has a really generic looking logo?
Mate, there is always a chance you'll lose your virginity. Yes, it's incredibly slim, but it could happen.
Pretty Sure That's A Cat
Feed a cat for any amount of time, and they will remember you but only act like it when you have more food
Feed a cat for any amount of time and it will forget that it has already eaten
Load More Replies...Seeing someone everyday for 3 years, then they forget you if they don't see you within 72 hours? Are they a goldfish or something?
Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day. Give a man a pen, and he'll draw a penis.
I was living in Oslo, and my silly cat convinced about five people that he was their cat.
We Live In A Society
Logos are specifically designed to be distinctive and memorable. Plants don't exactly prioritize that.
Nearly all of those logos usually also have the name of the company written near them. Very few trees ever come with name tags. It reminds me of the one where people complained that most children could name more Pokemon than real animals, and someone pointed out that real animals don't say their name every time you see them.
maybe that's because we no longer live in nature and have to know which plant is which in order to not eat something poisonous? ie we no longer need that knowledge? However, knowing which brand is which can affect your wallet, affordability, buying decisions, future maintenance costs, etc. So for example I recognise Apple and VW as signs of good quality. My laptop for example is 12 and still awesome. the McD logo warns you that the food is not good and will probably give you heart problems over time. Etc etc. These are relevant signs for our relevant context.
Its almost like the brands are designed to be recognized and the plants are not.
These are the brands: Crocodile, volks wagon, sweatshop phone, Nike, McDonalds, and facebook. These are the plants: Leaves.
Weed Good Coffee Bad
Especially when they are consumed simultaneously! Yum!
Load More Replies...Caffeine is the most commonly abused drug, I’m pretty sure :P
I have no experience with marijuana, but caffeine can long term disturb your sleep
They should have made the blond be the coffee drinker as well as the naysayer of weed.
What The F*ck
*attaches fireworks to wheel chair* lets test that shall we :3
Load More Replies...I h8 this motivational nonsenseThere's tons of things that are impossibe. Bending knees backwards more than once springs to mind. Flapping your arms for a flight around the local landscape is another.
I 'will' my girlfriend hadn't left me. Wow, yeah, that' so much better.
I will I had the motivation to do stuff.
Load More Replies...Nothing? I think you'll find that putting the entire planet in your mouth is impossible.
Ever seen the Shirley Temple movie where the crazy old guy comes clattering threateningly down the stairs in a wheelchair?? 🤣
We Live In A Society
Wanting To Surive = Bad
Wow Ironman Is So Deep 😔
I thought in thanos' weird brain logic he was doing all of that to save the entire universe
Phones Are Bad Guys
???
Adulthood is when you realize Commissioner Gorden doesn't get paid enough for this sh*t
Joker, the eternal icon of obnoxious edgelords who seek profundity in being an a*s#ole.
I would say it would be more likely that teenagers that would pay more heed to The Joker. Adults realize Batman has untreated trauma, and while he does help in some ways, he would probably do more good using his vast wealth and intelligence to enact social reform instead or in addition to his hero work. That would probably make for less exciting stories though, which is why he mostly does the masked detective/fighter stuff instead...
If you think the Joker makes sense, you need therapy. He's an archetype of the supervillian because he only cares about anarchy, destruction, and death.
Adulthood is wondering why people even still live in Gotham and how s*** WayneCorp's wages and benefits must be if the Joker is consistently able to hire so many goons.
Adulthood is realizing Alfred is the only actual adult in Gotham. Becoming a parent makes you wonder how a butler became the legal guardian? Of a billionaire orphan. Does Gotham just not have any child and family services? Did The Wayne's not have a will?
Adulthood is when you can be a sitting United States Senator, but still get billed as "Gentleman at Party."
Bruh This Is So Sad 🥺
Mate if someone isn't replying to your wall of text it's usually cuz they're busy or just don't want to talk to you, so they'd be happy if you stopped
When you spend 10 min writing a text message to your friend and they just respond with “oh”
Unfortunately I do both quite frequently, as I have ADHD and am an omnivert. I either bombard people with a bunch of texts or barely respond, there is no in-between 😂
Reddit The Deepest Place
Reddit has many dark holes that make X look like a civil rights march on Washington.
Load More Replies...TBH "ugly, young and racist" seems like a rather accurate Reddit demographic
Just add “hostile towards women” and I think we’re onto something!
Load More Replies...Man, if there's a hive mind that's precisely Reddit 🤣 sometimes it's even beautiful to see, like with the Gamestop thing.
"Just be you, especially if you are a hypocritical incel"
I'm imagining a herd of emotional support capybaras, but it def doesn't fit with the meme.
Load More Replies...I'm 14 And Is This Deep?
My black cat wears a tux and screams " I will destroy you! "
Load More Replies...The black cat is "I want a bug. I am sure I saw a bug around here... "
Void cat: "I want to plunge the world into eternal darkness!"
“Don’t Ask Me Why I Am Silent..”
Probably the kind of person who unironically says that they don't have friends because "they're too intelligent to be understood".
Definitely has that vibe. As Stephen Hawking said, "people who boast about their IQs are losers."
Load More Replies...Don't ask me why I am silent. Because if I speak you will only hear quacks
And you won't believe my IQ, I have a very IQ, nobody has an IQ like my IQ
My IQ is so smart that it stands for intelligence quotient! All the other IQs just stand for IQ...my IQ is at the very top of the bell curve!
Load More Replies...And nobody else knows what any of those things are. Nope, not a single person...
Did this guy do one of those "why intelligent people have a harder time making friends list"
Welll i sorta relate bc space and especially all of those things are like my special interest but i do talk abt other things even tho i mostly just wanna talk abt that or Greek mythology :)
lol this reminds me vaguely of what some nightwings might act like amongst other tribes
Cringe Reddit Thing
Phone Make Wife Die
Thats a hankee/ towellette/ tissue... whatever you call it
Load More Replies...What Does That Suppose To Mean?
my son made me watch that... and he wants to be speakerman for halloween.
Load More Replies...Ugh, I'm just waiting for the skibidi toilets fad to fade. Please before the holidays. I don't want my 7 asking Santa for a toilet plushie...
Quite the metaphor for society’s brainless quest for c**p consumption. You could certainly add a few more SM and news sites to that image.
Let me explain like you're 5 years old. Tik Tok is where the turds are. People who are terrible at dancing, people who only operate at surface level. Basically, people who the governments like to have.
Omg Sooo Trueee Made Me Cryyy
Can we talk about that bandoleer the doggo is wearing, i bet his name is chewie and he's the best boy!
0-4 loved, 5+ people hate you and you don't understand why. An autistic tale.
We Lived In A Society 100 Years Ago
Smoking, hair, forearms, ankles! Not long after that, women got the right to vote.
ah so we swapped 1 Corinthians 14:33b-36 for cosmo's articles on how women can orgasm? I think that is a massive improvement.
Except that more damage has been caused to women in the name of religion than anything else.
That woman in 1615 must have been a part of the royal family or something. King James Version was printed in 1611 and only something like 2,000 copies max were made in the first edition.
Living In Apartments = Bad
Since the apartments were built around it, it is probably already paid for.
Load More Replies...This one always amuses me because this happened to us and it’s so awkward being in the yard. Developers want it and the taxes are outrageous.
Seems like the start of UP, with the difference that this old man is happy
I've seen this in my hometown - you can barely see the house for all the beer-cans and cigarette butts tossed down. . . .
I’d buy a ton of helium balloons and just fly away. They ought to make a movie about that. Oh, wait.
Those are called "Up" houses, like the movie. We have one here in Ballard, part of Seattle. It's not that the house costs millions to own, it's that a developer wanted the whole block, one owner refused to sell despite the high offers, so the developer builds around all sides of the house, leaving them blocked inside towering walls on all 3 sides. Honestly though, I always love it when one person sticks it to a developer that way. Good on them.
New App Idea
On An Xxxtentacion Vid
It’s The Hand In Front Of The Face That Gets Me
It's ok once he graduates to goth he'll realise it's actually the world that's s**t, not him. lol.
The wannabe edgy kid in 4th grade be like (totally not referring to my past self 😳)
Teenagers Trying To Justify Their Nicotine Addiction At An Early Age
Want to know what else is food for broken souls? Actual food, like salad and sandwiches and stuff
Fun fact: tobacco was cultivated to be sold as a medicine for lung cancer. To them, if you smoked, it was healthy. The irony.
yes, i have a broken soul. i can say that e and fellow broken-soul ppl eat cigarettes. /j
I‘M Addicted To Google Maps And Also Cannot Stop Translating Things
🎶The lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own.🎶
Load More Replies...Please help me, I am addicted to Google Docs. I have made 27 documents in the past hour alone. I cannot stop. I have quit my job to create documents. My mother is worried sick, my girlfriend has left me, all my friends think I need help. However, I cannot stop, making Google documents has consumed my life.
I can't help you, I am addicted to making Google Slides, I have already created 4607 slides in one slideshow!
Load More Replies...honestly, yeah a little bit addicted to google maps. I love maps so much.
Really Makes You Think
And a thumb pointing in a completely different direction. Beware of the rogue thumb
no, they are pointing to the right and one to the ground, be precise !
“Can you identify the man here in the courtroom who called you to throw your state’s election results in his favor? The court will note the witness is incriminating himself three times over” (from the trial transcripts Georgia v Trump 2024)
This is the logic every teacher and every person and every idiot I’ve ever met applies
Actually they are pointing more or less to the side, not back at you....
But when I slap you all my fingers are pointing at you, which one would you like.
Wait For 5 More Years
His path to learning how to ride a bike was a though one
Load More Replies...Music Bad, People Good
Sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't listening.
Load More Replies...You underestimate how much you can learn about a person by listening to a playlist of their favorite songs
I pause my music to talk to people, that's just being polite. How can you hold a conversation and listen to music?
Uhh I'm one of those people that skip pretty much every song halfway, not a very good conversation style 🤔😅
Sure, follow me constantly as I walk to work, poop, work out or give me comfort when I want to be alone.
This person doesn't understand how much you can hear if you have pods in and people around you think you are listening to a playlist....
Mmmmm, The Deep Is Strong With This One
Assuming this is a rhetorical question as we all know the answer.
Load More Replies...Đɇɇ₱!
Then there was the pencils labeled, "Don't Do Drugs." As they were sharpened, the message changed to "Do Drugs"
If any cigarette had this on their cigarettes and sold them all like that, then I think they would actually become a well-known meme in a small part of the internet.
My Friend Who Dropped Out Of College (For Weed) Posted This
I can see why they dropped out, there are clearly handles he could use. what a dumbass
Doesn't even have to use the handles! Just tip the ladder over and get a better one!
Load More Replies...Well... I was able to finish my university degree when I discovered weed. I remember high school and first year at the university, it was unbearable for me - I couldn't focus for longer than a while on anything, and eventhough my thoughts were correct, or logical, I couldn't properly speak them out (thoughts running in my head like wild fire). ADHD, mental problems etc were not really a thing in my country, at that time. Then I smoked weed. It calmed me. I was able to start the personal training of putting my thoughts into words in a logical manner. I found myself able to focus longer on things. I graduated with honors, and I really think I would not be able to pull this off without matrihuana, so please, get a bit easier and not so judgemental on "pot-heads". Some of us really appreciate the changes this plant can perform in our lives :) Sorry for any mistakes, English is not my first language!
Wtf Is This Even Supposed To Mean
It would have been better if everyone was smiling in the first line. Better connection to the second line.
This one is funny. For the person that gave the title: baby is born and people laugh of joy cause new baby but babies cry a lot, THEN when a person dies with no regrets and are not scared of death, they die peacefully (smiling) but everyone else is sad cause the person died, so they cry sad tears.
Sorry If This Is A Repost
Tau proteins aren’t iron; they’re … wait for it! … proteins. And they have nothing to do with iron.
Load More Replies...None can destroy a person? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE INVENTED WARHEADS FOR?!
Pseduo-depth aside, that isn't even how rust works. Iron only rusts when exposed to oxygen (especially in the form of water), so rust isn't iron destroying itself, it is oxygen causing iron to be destroyed.
Not sure it’s a good idea to take advice from someone who starts a thought with “None can destroy iron, but it’s own rust can.”
Give me a fire, and I'll destroy iron. Actually, I'll melt it into something useful.
Don't Know If This Is Already But-
Maybe their blood is so unhealthy that it looks black?
Load More Replies...No, the hands get black because they touched your black heart.
Load More Replies...School Good, Social Media Bad
Truly Meaningful
Not that commonplace though. I don't think it invalidates the image tbh.
Load More Replies...I guess nobody remembers the cassette recorders being smuggled into concerts before smart-phone. Fans would have brought film cameras to concerts, but the tech was not as good before digital.
I went to several concerts in the 70s. Never once did we raise a fist. It was usually a bic lighter.
Where are the 80s - even in this GenX is forgotten...(we held up lighters)
80s concerts were so awesome they are kept secret.
Load More Replies...Time line is messed up. "Fight the Power" is 60's. Disco in the 70's, the hand sign was pointing up. Metal is from 70's on.
Not sure why you're getting downvoted for having an opinion on this.
Load More Replies...The Dumbest Kid Is Obviously Gonna Be The Most Successful
People who judge others by the size of their bank accounts are the biggest 🫏🕳️s on the planet.
This town's five richest people all flunked out of school So did the 5000 poorest ...
So, the guy is going to become a hacker? Or maybe work at the small town bank in the small town they all live in?
Wtf
Problem is, with the picture on the left, the rabbits actually eat the leafy green part not the 'root' that we eat. The orange part actually isn't very healthy for them since it is loaded with sugar. So the rabbit on the right actually Does have the better crop, for rabbits.
Absolutely, I used to spend the extra money on carrots with the tops still on to feed to the buns. Used to buy a stick of sprouts for the same reason. My neighbours got a lot of free carrots and sprouts off me!
Load More Replies...What the hell is the Statue of Liberty doing in this post? What does it have to do with anything? (I’m genuinely asking. I don’t get it.)
The symbol of American freedom coupled with Celsius degrees. Funny considering that the USA is one of only 2 countries that don’t use Celsius
A Brief Showing Of The Absolute Dumpster Fire That's Instagram Deep Posts
storytime: when I was in 7th grade, I liked this girl and wrote her a big long letter that was a full page front and back expressing my undying love for her. I did exactly what this cringey picture shows... acted like I was crying so hard I dropped "tears" of water on the page. Gave it to her in math class. Found it in the trash later that day. I did not have game, as the kids say.
Harry Potter Very Deep 😢😢
IKR. Clearly Harry with eyes the color of fresh pickled toad has the prettiest eyes. 🤣
Load More Replies...Emma Watson’s goofy smile. They probably shot that scene so many times that her cheek muscles were too fatigued to work anymore
Microsds Have Destroyed The Environment
Let’s set the record straight. Unmitigated human procreation is responsible for destroying the environment. End of story.
No. Unmitigated human consumption and greed are responsible for destroying the environment. The most populous countries (e.g. Bangladesh) are often the poorest, with the lowest per capita rates of consumption and GHG emissions.
Load More Replies...Life Is Wasted
Deep
Such is the life of a teenage drama queen who just found out no one liked her latest IG pic.
Wait Where Did You Post This?
Why do you assume the cat did not work hard for its iPhone?
Load More Replies...to be honest watching your cat try to catch the bug on the cat app is entertaining.
I Hate Instagram
I once translated "Sweetheart" to my fiance's language and it resulted in "sugared kidney". This was the peak of what Google translate has ever brought to me
Damn, wrong one, this was supposed to be below the Google pill one. Well, I am on mobile so I can't fix it, sorry guys. I hope it's funny either way
Load More Replies...If you accidentally hit the space bar, “Therapist” becomes “the rapist”. Be careful who you spread your wallet for.
I’m Drake And This Is Deep
Cop: I don't see how underage girls could hurt me. Now please step out of the car, sir.
Sir step out of the vehicle and place your hands on top of your head.
Kanye West, At It Again
That quote needs to be written over a dramatic black-and-white picture of the Joker.
The Vaping Part
Honestly, this is just how angsty emotional teens all write
The plea for therapy is directed at the original writer and every single person who posts it somewhere... I think so, anyway. Both need it.
I Literally Cannot Survive Without Injecting Pubg Into My Blood Stream
Sucks for you, bud, as you can’t “inject” it into your bloodstream.
The Ultimate Corruption
Well... that's not WRONG... It's genuinely saddening how many stunning pieces of art or groundbreaking scientific discoveries we lost because the people who'd make them had to end up in a dead-end job.
Is there a quantifiable number for that loss there guy
Load More Replies...Okay. I'll just go live in a cabin in the woods somewhere. Maybe grow my own food or something.
Published author at 25. At 20, my manager told me he would never promote me because he didn't like me. At 21, I dropped charges that would cost his job. Sorry you don't like me, respect me or ever considered me an equal. Mf gave me a piece of actual rubbish from the bin for secret santa.
I've been lucky to work 3 jobs in a row which aligned with my dreams, but I realise that's extremely rare.
Get Played Lol
How not don't be toxic and you both take an interest in each other's hobbies? Yanno like healthy, non-toxic relationships
Does that mean she's a character in the game? But she's doomed to never meet the love of her life because he doesn't know she's sentient and in love with him? Maybe that's a stretch. But I thought it was cool.
Could be smoothe if it wasn't so cringe. Something along the lines of "So he knew all the right buttons to press," but nah they went with this.
Big Heart=small Brain.. Sad Noises
What im getting here is that tall and smart people are a******s
None of these people have brains inside their head, please help them, they cannot live like this.
Babies tend to live in gianormous hearts whilst adults look like brain aliens. Very well!
Usually trotted out to justify the loss of empathy by those who only imagined any gain of brain power
Where do you think the Grinch falls in this line? Both before and after his heart growth.
Crying Deep Inside :(
They are just drama masks people, and have been around for a long long time
Unironically Posted By My Classmate
I've seen this post on Tumblr reframed as polyamory and like... why not
I prefer that reading; this gives serious incel vibes as it is.
Load More Replies...but why is she on the phone while sleeping with another guy? like, he's perfectly fine with her sitting there, saying I miss you to somebody on the phone??
Found On Instagram-
Funny reality: one day soon, people will look at someone driving their gas powered vehicle down the road the way y’all just looked at this chick smoking a cigarette.
I think it might be less safe to store a person in your lungs than smoke...
Yeah, you're just clueless as whoever made this post.
Load More Replies...Time To Make Some Easy Money
Nah. I'm gonna make people cry then collect their tears&head to ebay bitche$
Has this person seen the price of insulin in the US? Or chemotherapy?
Maybe those tears are considered artificial and are worth less, like grown diamonds.
Load More Replies...We Live In A Society
Actually, plenty of people are born ugly. And if they weren’t, we couldn’t appreciate the beautiful ones, so it works out okay (for the non-ugly ones, anyway.)
Jesus Christ, mate! "Ugly" and "beautiful" are subjective terms. People can't choose how their born! So they shouldn't be ridiculed or made to feel bad about it. What is wrong with you?
Load More Replies...Let's just use an art style that oversimplifies all facial shapes to say it...
snap judgements come from being an animal. We have to decided in one second whether something is a threat or not, cause that's all it takes to get killed.
But Why Thanos Tho?
Name 5 thing Thanos did that would classify him as a 'good' person? Lol
I mean someone has to wipe out the idiots since we're destroying the planet anyway, and he was trying to ultimately do good. I mean he's a villain but for the right reasons
Load More Replies...Gonna see some posts of dogs or something to wash the cringe away.
Yes indeed, I feel quite nauseous after this!
Load More Replies...You should add here most of the stuff from these "Yes, but..." posts which pop here once in a while. The level of "deep" is comparable.
I was hoping someone would mention this! Those comics really irritate me. It's like they're blowing up issues that don't even exist & it feels like the artist sits in a room all day trying to appeal to his audience of edgelords.
Load More Replies...Hey my fellow pandas...quick question..I've been a reader of BP for quite some time and started with the app, about 2 years ago now I started reading BP via the website because I noticed threads would have way more entries in the morning vs. Later that same afternoon while using the app but the website gave you the entire thread no matter what time of day it was. Now I've noticed that the BP site is now doing the same thing, (start a thread with 100 entries and Later it gets cut to 50 or 30? Why does this happen and can it be fixed? Anyone else notice this too??
I noticed that as well, don't really know why.
Load More Replies...Is it just me or were there a LOT of angry people replying to this post?
I dont get the hate for all these posts. They just seem like shower thought style posts.
Maybe it's the time of day, but I noticed as well.
Load More Replies...Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Gonna see some posts of dogs or something to wash the cringe away.
Yes indeed, I feel quite nauseous after this!
Load More Replies...You should add here most of the stuff from these "Yes, but..." posts which pop here once in a while. The level of "deep" is comparable.
I was hoping someone would mention this! Those comics really irritate me. It's like they're blowing up issues that don't even exist & it feels like the artist sits in a room all day trying to appeal to his audience of edgelords.
Load More Replies...Hey my fellow pandas...quick question..I've been a reader of BP for quite some time and started with the app, about 2 years ago now I started reading BP via the website because I noticed threads would have way more entries in the morning vs. Later that same afternoon while using the app but the website gave you the entire thread no matter what time of day it was. Now I've noticed that the BP site is now doing the same thing, (start a thread with 100 entries and Later it gets cut to 50 or 30? Why does this happen and can it be fixed? Anyone else notice this too??
I noticed that as well, don't really know why.
Load More Replies...Is it just me or were there a LOT of angry people replying to this post?
I dont get the hate for all these posts. They just seem like shower thought style posts.
Maybe it's the time of day, but I noticed as well.
Load More Replies...Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
