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Oftentimes the more you try to sound profound, the shallower your message becomes. The subreddit 'I'm 14 and this is Deep' is a perfect example of this.

Its moderators describe this corner of the internet as "a place to talk about stupid 'deep and meaningful' philosophy found on blogs, Tumblr, Facebook, Reddit, or anywhere else."

"[These are] insights that people should have outgrown by the time they were 14. Jaden Smith is our patron saint, along with many deep Twitter posts."

Created all the way back in April 2013, the subreddit now unites over 1.1 million members who have built quite an extensive gallery of cringe. Here are some of their most popular posts.

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    #2

    Damn 😔

    Damn 😔

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    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to

    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion; I actually hate that song

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    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waterfalls generally stay in one location. I don't have to chase Niagara Falls. I know where they are - no chasing needed.

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That song is not about... ... oh whatever

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, little kids running after and into waterfalls is a s**t idea Jayla.

    Susan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is that she probably took the pics and posted them on social media using her phone

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have wifi in my backyard either tho. Wait but now that I think about it I don’t even have reliable wifi when standing right next to the internet router thingy so…

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh like that's a good excuse.... Have no waterfall around? ...go back to your phone or tablet.

    nattandroses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chasing waterfalls? Why? Are they running away?

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    #3

    A True Story

    A True Story

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, unfortunately this one is often right.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, it is sad how the t gets left out of tsunami

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    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like kale, when the K is silent.

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The T in tsunami is a bit questionable but honestly the school is either silent or "tried their best" aka said that bullying was bad and people should stop, but ultimately took the bullies side in 9 times out of 10. Honestly it's edgy and sounds dumb but it's not far from the truth

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a bit questionable, it's plain wrong. There's a character for 'su' and 'tsu' and they aren't pronounced the same.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ueue” isn’t silent. It’s pronounced “you,” as in “The education system failed you.”

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The school actually isn't silent. It usually makes a sound like "Just ignore them and they'll go away."

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't say T in tsunami??

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the queue part, did anyone else read it as ‘the you-ee-you-ee is silent’? No? Just me?

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm.. so... where exactly is the "online group mocks stupid philosophy" part of this one? Do I just not get it? 🤔

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP the good old days when I beat up my bully and the teacher watching it pulled me aside and congratulated me because the kid deserved it. Now it would be all SWAT team and crisis counselors.

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    #4

    What A Profound Messages

    What A Profound Messages

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    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but as a wheelchair user I do get this interpretation. Some schools (public and uni) I have been to fought hard to not accommodate me. I have felt neglected or left behind. It may not be what the movie was going for, but I do get it.

    Rohan Naik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like a person interpretation of a text. It's both just a slug and to someone who might be slower for mental, physical or intellectual reason it might resonate as a point that our education system doesnt cater to some groups of students. Like was it the intended interpretation probably not, but why does that matter? It's an interesting thought and can open discussion on an issue we rarely think about.

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw it I thought, why not give him a ride to class?

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL wow, this is definitely one of the cringiest on this list.

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    #5

    Bricks That Can Call Bad

    Bricks That Can Call Bad

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.

    lonesoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how everyone in this comment section agrees that social media is a piece of s**t all the while scrolling through a bored panda post

    Marnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really consider Bored Panda social media like I don't consider YouTube social media. Facebook, Twitter, Reddit are social media. Maybe that's just me, though.

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    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it would look pretty similar if both parties were reading a book with their backs turned to eachother. No one complains about that. Besides... they're cuddled up together without being too much in each-other's spaces, which looks nice.🥰

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh who is taking the picture is the much more creepy part of this picture.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode where the couple were watching memories of "hot sessions" through their implants while having quite boring "naughty times". Was called The Entire History of You"

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weird thing is that we seem to want to communicate with the whole world EXCEPT the person right next to us....

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are not communicating with each other.

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about communicating with the person next to you first. What's so damned important that you need to do on your phone when you're in bed. NOTHING!!!!

    Carole
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, but what if they've been communicating for hours already and want alone time for a few minutes while drifting off to sleep? Just because you see people who are together but are looking at their phones doesn't mean they never communicate. I see my mum all day and we talk whenever we want to, but there are definitely moments where we're each on our phones (like right now). Nothing wrong with that, it's only wrong when it's excessive.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago

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    Used to communicate with other people, just not the ones you're with.

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    #6

    This Is To Damn Deep

    This Is To Damn Deep

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)

    GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd appreciate this one a lot more if, in the title, "too" was spelled correctly.

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the rest of Italy's boot moved a bit closer to Sicily.

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile people who have opinions about climate change and are trying to change things

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opinions require a span of time to state ... the earth would have rotated ever so slightly as the clouds migrated subjected to the prevailing winds.

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another dumb-a*s comment. How else do people invent things, discuss things, or improve things unless they have opinions.

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As always nothing is appropriate for all circumstances. I would really use this for those endless meetings where everyone wants to give an opinion that is not even relevant to the topic of the meeting.

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    #7

    Everyone Is Dumb

    Everyone Is Dumb

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this, who was the comedian? Bill Hicks?

    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP probably needs to look up the E in SETI

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw Op is dumb. It’s called SETI or the Search for EXTRATERRESTRIAL Intelligence. The instruments are pointed away from Terra because we are looking for intelligence outside of this rock.

    Rohan Naik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like a joke, I think I've even heard this in a stand up routine before. Like it's a funny line. It's a bit silly to go the person wasnt deep when they were making a joke. Jokes aren't truth statements they often are false in interesting ways designed for the product of humor.

    Michal Dolyniuk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alien ship just scanned earth. Navigator is giving readout to capitan: 'we found live, but no sign of intelligence' 'are u sure navigator?' Respond capitan. 'They got nuclear weapons' 'yes sir' navigator answer 'but they aimed it at themselves. Definitely there is no intelligent live forms' Sorry for errors. Mobile

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb! dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, lalalalalalala, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, everyone is duuuumb (sorry ik I’m cringey but it’s a song so I had to)

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    #8

    Society, Am I Right? :/

    Society, Am I Right? :/

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    Chris B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I checked teenagers in 2000 said exactly what they said in 2015, maybe even more so

    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter if the year's 2000 or 2023, you can very well say I love you and I want to f**k you in the same sentence.

    AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And (plot twist): you don’t even have to be a teenager! It works for older people too!

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    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blurred word is shítting, by the way. I'm shítting on BP's censor bullshít. What a shítshow that is.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think teenagers knew about sex before 2015.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Flintstones.... EeeYaaaabaaaa Daabaa Dooo

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    #9

    So This Is Why Match Bad

    So This Is Why Match Bad

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I think they're both trying to kill her.

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, one is going to be blown away by her. The other one is just going to extinguish her life flame. She should meet a nice candle boy who will burn alongside her for the rest of her life. (OMG .... sorry, didn't mean to be this deep at this time of the day)

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    match boy will burn her out and fireextinguisherboy will extinguish her spirit so.. both bad.

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go with she could actually burn together with match boy and they can both do what they're meant to do, while the extinguisher is just going to keep her from doing what she's meant to do.

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly she's interested in him cause he puts out. 🥁

    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I am such a nice guy"

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the lit woman falls for the fire extinguisher. Strange.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know... it sounds backwards to me. The match guy should be the bad boy who wants to light her fire while extinguisher guy wants to put it out. That makes more sense.

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    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to go out as soon as she gets on that bike and they take off. Also true if she puts on a helmet.

    IamMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Matches burn a lot faster than candles.

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like how this turned into a nice guy metaphor because honestly just based of personal experience it's not that far off

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is a candle's nature to burn. This thing is all over the place

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    #10

    Human Footprint

    Human Footprint

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    Akucdota
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It' embarassing for the humanity, not the author

    JustABored1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all of us that should be embarrassed about this 😢

    PTJD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog leaves good poop on the beach all the time if I don't pick it up. Where's the picture of that?

    Rohan Naik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post thread is quite annoying, like oh this isn't literally true therefore the point is dumb. Like this post in particular its using the double meaning of footprint to make a point about human waste. I thought it was funny and a bit poignant. Just cause it's not literally true doesnt make it dumb. The fascinating thing with humans is that we can understand multiple meanings of the same word and use them creatively to make interesting points.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not wrong... (well, it's not all of humanity, but it's too big a chunk of humanity.)

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really are the worst virus on earth.

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    #11

    He Doesn't Understand The Deep Meaning

    He Doesn't Understand The Deep Meaning

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    Procrastination 2.0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".

    Fahd Fattoumy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause they're not okay, if they were okay they'd write it the correct (common) way

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    jade s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been edited. The original said I'm not okay.

    Doge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like original artist had "I'm not ok" and someone poorly changed it to this as a joke, and someone else was too busy laughing at how "stupid" they were and shared it as this

    nana theater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very good example for the difference between well-made and well meant.

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is goodn't

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK n't is very odd. BUT, I'd like to just say that my 5 yr old, fluent in the English language, still harbors some deep seated baby babble. One if my faves: "Willn't". She for whatever reason, still hasn't picked up on using won't. She refuses, she simply WILLN'T use won't as a word.

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is edited, the original says"im not okay"

    Eekhoorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a photoshop of the actual meme which has 'not' out of sight around the corner where it belongs to make the thing make sense.

    Laura MG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same as "I'm finen't"

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    #12

    Poking

    Poking

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the floor is lava, of course!

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    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this hotel would get bad reviews on Yelp.

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane.

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morticia would love it after all the flower heads are snipped off.

    Astraphobia07
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is that, "Yeah, but science."

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses, For tonight I'll sleep on a bed of nails.*

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire lyrics of a Bon Jovi song in one picture

    Fennecfoxcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its hard to know which one is which

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Mulder, "More comfortable than a futon!"

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    #13

    You Do Realize Nokia Makes Smartphones?

    You Do Realize Nokia Makes Smartphones?

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    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a comment on how many things are done via apps today, signing up for your bank, texting etc is all mostly done via apps which won't be available on a nokia. That being said she can just use her phone less to solver her problem

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    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a nokia, it will outlive me and my decendants. it shall be my family heirloom. in fact it will be found by archeologists in 1000 years and will still be on 30% charge and working

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets talk about those gorgeous hand hewn beams on that ceiling.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a collection of some of the stupidest posts I’ve ever seen, but this one sticks out among them all for being extra-stupid. How, exactly, does society prevent one from owning a phone? What a giant bunch of navel-gazing c**p.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want internet attention and society won't give it to me."

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heII does that even mean, girl?

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey...I want a Ferrari and an Oyster Yacht... but society won't let me.

    Chronically Online Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Society e.g. your parents who won't get you a new phone because this one isn't broken or anything

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its not a 3310 I don't want it

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... til last november, I had a nice 6300. They were first issued in 2008 or so. Cola killed it.

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    #14

    I'm 14 And I Ended Racism

    I'm 14 And I Ended Racism

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least, he tries :)

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    racism is just ridiculous in the first place honestly. like op said, we’re literally the same o. the inside, what does the color of the outside matter? you’re all beautiful and you’re all equal, no matter your looks, sex, gender, or sexuality. love ya 🩷

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the buffalo-bill solution to racism. skin them.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure that if you ever found a chicken egg that is truly black, it wouldn’t have a fresh yolk inside

    Christopher Hebhardt
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought he was about to tell us their brains all look the same on drugs.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that commercial. This is your brain, This is your brain on drugs.

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be chronically online but I instantly associated ‘egg’ with the trans community (it’s a term for someone who hasn’t realised that they’re trans yet, I believe, correct me if wrong) and thought ‘aww acceptance’

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our hearts are all the same colour

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all we need to do is skin each other and crawl together in a frying pan...? I'll pass.

    Littleminnow1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are all just eggy souls inside...

    Angela Allen Simms
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but those who need to get it...DON'T!!

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    #15

    Calm Down Edgelord

    Calm Down Edgelord

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"

    Wesley Clifford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I've heard this story before I'm pretty sure the whole class applauded.

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is taken from what John Lennon said as a child when he was asked by his teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up. I really hate it when people copy real s**t; especially from John Lennon!

    boone williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story time: when I was a much younger Boone, I spent a few days doing a personality evaluation required before pursuing a path towards ministry. They gave me a series of sentences to complete, and one of them was, "sometimes, I wish _________" and I finished it with, "I could fly." They haaaaaaaaated that answer.

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher once told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life. - John Lennon

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am retired now and I don't think I ever figured out the answer to that question.

    MarthaSpeaksOdd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a poster board thing that said that…

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and everybody started clappinggggggggggggggggg

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This conversation has been used over and over since John Lennon.

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    #16

    So Deep

    So Deep

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electronic patient record… I’ll wait until you’ve just typed in all your notes then wait for you to hit save, then decide not to respond and crash without saving anything and no chance of recovering it. Sadly no joke.

    JK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No $hit sherlock

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know that !

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    #17

    Comedy Good. People Bad

    Comedy Good. People Bad

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago

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    Well, if you can't do comedy without offending (usually marginalized) people, then your comedy is probably sh#t.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good comedy often reflects mankind’s ironies, hypocrisies, and idiosyncrasies. And sometimes shock therapy gets that across. I’m not condoning maliciously making fun of people, but I am saying that a sterile society is a dead society. Comedians often identify the “elephant in the room.”

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, honestly though, south park was right. If you can't make fun of every group, and one group above all else must NOT be laughed at (looking at u, scientology), then you can't laugh at anything. Comedy is only funny if we can all be silly together. However, picking one group to pick on, or one person, makes it mean and no longer fun and silly. I remember my parents going to a comedy club as a kid. Apparently my (very "swarthy") Dad and my mom, sat up front. The comedian made half his set about how dark and hairy my native American dad was. It ruined all comedy clubs for him. He never went again. It's not fun if we're humiliating one person or one group. It IS fun if we can all laugh together, about all the silly things about every single one of us!

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good comedy makes you question you own ideas. It can't force you to change your mind but it allows you to see something in a way you never have before. Many of my favorite comedians like George Carlin and Dave Chappelle said things I disagree with wholeheartedly but I still appreciate them bringing a point of view I could never find on my own because my own life is so different.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that there's still a lot of amazing comedy out there, audiences just aren't as accepting of s**t that's racist, misogynistic, or anti-LGBT. How is that a bad thing?

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still find plenty of things to laugh at some don't know what orange shirt is talking about.

    Shim Sorensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot say anything anymore without being racist.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can. Sorry about your mental disability.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to speak to whoever is apparently gonna make comedy die out, and I want to speak to them p e r s o n a l l y.

    Apple Jakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic. Comedians mostly lost their jobs during COVID. When we needed them the most.

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    #18

    Moon Good Bathroom Bad

    Moon Good Bathroom Bad

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    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he took that photo on the moon.

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, if astronauts could've used a smart phone on the moon, there'd be hundreds of pics. Selfie in front of the Earth? Hell yeah.

    David Cameron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's thousands of pics from the Apollo missions (about 1500 from the first landing).

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    Barry Fruitman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: there are no photos of Neil Armstrong standing on the Moon. He took pics of Buzz Aldrin but Buzz didn't take any pics of him. The best we have is his reflection in Buzz's face mask, and video of course. But no photos of Neil. 😞

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the dumb-a*s world of social media and the people dumb enough to follow some of these "influencers"..........

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i look good in the bathroom lighting though so like😍😍 also don’t you think if the astronauts had iphones they wouldn’t have taken thousands of pictures???? i would’ve at least 👩‍🚀

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, they live streamed him jumping off a ladder to 600 million people. I'm pretty sure everyone reading this has seen the video at least once growing up. That's a couple more hits than even the most successful tik tok star's mirror selfie. Second, Apollo 11 had 4 cameras used to take 857 B/W photos and 550 color ones.

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the first moon trip, I believe something like 174 images were published. The astronauts actually had to take some photography courses so they knew how to take nice photos, after all, the trip was mostly a publicity stunt.

    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, that looks like a very fancy bathroom

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is straight up wearing his bathroom

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *went to the moon with an archaic camera that could only take five photos.

    chamvindev
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archaic? Hasselblad? Film has a dynamic range and a resolution where a the iPhone only can dream of. Try to take pictures with your iPhone in a very hostile environment, wearing very thick gloves and a giant helmet.

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    #19

    Problem Solved: Buy Wireless Headphones

    Problem Solved: Buy Wireless Headphones

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this person wants to talk about the fact that s/he enjoys being tied with wired headphones while scrolling social media? Not my kind of kink, but whatever floats their boat.

    Norma Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the issue is that rather than being tied to the phone by using wired headphones, OP is tied to his phone by airpods. The conversation is about being held hostage by the phone...the ties that bind...

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    Emily Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This screams high school student photography project. They are tied to their phones/social media.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have ever walked away from your phone while using a blu tooth headset you know the tether is just a bit longer is all.

    #20

    Almost

    Almost

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We almost missed the train. Mom almost didn't make it. The car almost crashed. They almost didn't meet. It's almost as if context was important.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it interesting that there is sadness in 3/4 of your counterexamples. I'm sure there are a million sentences using the word that don't have a tinge of sadness, yet the examples you chose, do.

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost made it to the toilet 🥺🥺🥺

    Space Yeti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost wasn’t good enough. She almost died. We almost didn’t make it. It can be good to.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We almost lost our house in the fire but it stopped before it got here

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost may be the saddest word but Elton said sorry seems to be the hardest word.

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is almost deep

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost died. Guess that sentence is sad?

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    #21

    A Friend Posted This Unironically On Facebook. Cellphone Bad And Bird Good I Guess

    A Friend Posted This Unironically On Facebook. Cellphone Bad And Bird Good I Guess

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    Live Fast Paint Trees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one in pink is looking at pics of birds

    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, love it when my child gets mites and worms.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild birds have all kinds of diseases on them so a small child should probably not be holding one.

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do both 💅 they’re not mutually exclusive you weirdo

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    #22

    Here, Have Another One

    Here, Have Another One

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    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, he has a point. As a side note though, swearing isn't bad in and off itself it doesn't make you dumber. That being said it shouldn't be overused or replace other words in a sentence. Sentences like "this fkn food is so fkn good" are examples of it being overused and used in the wrong place since what the person means is often "this food is great/amazing". But in cases when you stub your toe or are referring to a person you hate swearwords make sense and won't take away from the sentence or sound too dumb

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree when every other word is a swear word it appears to not have the ability to put complete thoughts into sentences. It is as if they can't think of the word so it is swear word and the listener has to figure it out using only context. It is similar to people saying they don't read now that they are no longer in school. They think why use the correct word if a swear word will do.

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    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood that when a kid in school called me a bad word, I was supposed to ignore it. But when I called the teacher the same bad word, I got punished.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conclusion: Swearing is not immature, damn it.

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who calls it adult language? Where I'm from it's called offensive language.

    Fairytails From Other Worlds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call swearing “power words” (direct translation from my native language), as if they were kinda spells or curses: when one hits one’s thumb with a hammer, one says power words to make the pain go away. But it only works with adults. Children’s spells are not effective so no use to say them 😁

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an F Bomb Sharpshooter who also has an extensive vocabulary, I can say from experience that there are numerous instances where what used to be referred to as “blue” language is entirely appropriate, just as there are numerous instances where it absolutely isn’t. Know your audience, understand potential consequences, and choose your words wisely. There are more ways than one to tell people to go f**k themselves. You can even make it sound like a beautiful experience. Just like the old saw about telling someone to go to hell in such a way as to make them actually look forward to the trip. (It’s almost like speaking another language, if you think of it. I have a Master’s Degree, and can definitely speak in a scholarly manner, but I can also talk like I grew up on the streets and never saw the inside of a schoolhouse.)

    Lutz Herfurth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the Most old adult doesn't swear

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the warning they play before shows: "This contains content for mature audiences only" and then goes on to be some of the goofiest, most immature stuff ever. I chuckle almost every time.

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    #23

    Shark Tale Was Many Things. Not Deep

    Shark Tale Was Many Things. Not Deep

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    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie sucked but that line still hurts 😞

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I kept asking my brother if we could watch it and he kept saying no and now I understand why.

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg a vegetairan shark now i understand the quote LOLLOLLOL

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and why can't a movie about talking fish be dramatic or poignant? The way people sh!t on animation is f#cking sad.

    #24

    Blue Hair Is Interesting

    Blue Hair Is Interesting

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say both are terrible. Commenting on one's look is always bad, alright. But shaming other people because they're more "mainstream" or less "quirky" than you is as bad, if not worse. There's nothing wrong with enjoying popular things and prefering neutral/basic style. Also, comments like "why can't you be interesting" are causing people to be ashamed of their hobbies and preferences. Enjoy popular literature. Dye your hair blonde without shame. Be yourself, you're great!

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that the "normal" girl had that coming, 100%. If this were an unsolicited comment, I would completely agree, but in context I see nothing wrong with it.

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    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh, those girls who are 'quirky' are the most incredibly boring people without an ounce of personality or original thought of their own. I know, I used to be one of them.

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get it, you're not like other girls

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like other girls, girls and women are annoying, but a lot of mean girl types do bully other women and girls for being unconventional, so I think this one is pretty ok if you're a young teen dealing with bullying

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives not like other girls vibes and I loathe it with a passion

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did blue girl stain blondie's face with her hair?

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some "I'm not like other girls" $hit

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    #25

    The Untrustworthy Salt

    The Untrustworthy Salt

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do cocaine and starch. I guess we just shouldn't trust powdery white thingies

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently so do cocaine and super absorbent, the stuff that absorbs the liquid in diapers and sanitary pads. My father used to work for a company that made incontinence products. One time my father's boss was flying to a conference, and had several samples of super absorbant with him. Someone stole his briefcase in the airport. If you've ever played with super absorbent, or seen a diaper in a pool, you know that the white powder turns into a 'gel' and expands when it comes into contact with liquid. So if it were to happen in an enclosed space, like, say, someone's sinus cavities... The boss was able to recover his briefcase later at the hospital. He never did get his super absorbent samples back.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whom” you trust? Since neither sugar nor salt are human beings, you do mean “which” you trust, right?

    GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Twizzle Sticks you're my kind of person 😉

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    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this super obvious to everyone else? I'm a baker, but I don't know if that's why it's so obvious

    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is sugar. They should have used fine salt as their example.

    cartoon ghosts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a baker, no they f*****g don't are you blind

    Barry Fruitman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you put them side by side, I can see the difference. Thank you!

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    #26

    Man's Gonna Drown

    Man's Gonna Drown

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    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally hate this message as a wheelchair user. I am empowered by my wheelchair. It gives me freedom. It does not restrict me. If the content creator is Disabled I fully support their right to have a different relationship/opinion of/with their wheelchair, but I generally do not find this helpful. I do not want pity for or liberation from my wheelchair/disability. It is a huge part of who I am today.

    Fay Louise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. I'm a non-obligate power chair user - I have fatigue and joint pain (EDS), levels of which both fluctuate day-to-day. My chair allows me to get out and about on bad days when otherwise I'd be housebound, and enables me to make longer trips, making a huge number of things an option for me that were impossible before.

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    Duolingobird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 why is the wheelchair so small, two am I dumb for thinking the wheelchair is small, three how is the person not floating to the surface

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ur right, it's tiny! I didn't notice at first. Probably cuz the whole thing is photoshopped. Hence, zero bubbles. And unless the man us wearing concrete shoes, he'd be doing that awkward seal flipper move repeatedly to stay down there.

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    Devin Bell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can he swim though? Maybe this is an anti water message

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they call this c**p Facebookcore or something? I'm out of the loop, but it seems like there's no end to cheesy pics that are supposed to make you thiiiiiink man.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love this photo too, it's powerfull, but it makes me sad.

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn that North Pole spirit water really can heal anything

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the wheelchair so small, it’s not that far back-

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be one of the worst photoshopped images I've ever seen, irrespective of the message is trying to convey.

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    #27

    Please Tell Me Nobody Posted This Yet

    Please Tell Me Nobody Posted This Yet

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gossip is now officially X-cretion.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    X-creting a little more with evert xweet.

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    Megan Pippenger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t the one for Rumour literally just the phone call icon? Or is there some social media that just has a really generic looking logo?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate, there is always a chance you'll lose your virginity. Yes, it's incredibly slim, but it could happen.

    AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this was posted on Twitter (X) with no self-awareness of the irony is…

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find WhatsApp is more 'tictocks from my 65 year old father at all times of day'

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody posted this yet !

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    And TRUTH (aka truth social) is TRUmp’s THoughts and ramblings

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    #28

    Pretty Sure That's A Cat

    Pretty Sure That's A Cat

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed a cat for any amount of time, and they will remember you but only act like it when you have more food

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed a cat for any amount of time and it will forget that it has already eaten

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing someone everyday for 3 years, then they forget you if they don't see you within 72 hours? Are they a goldfish or something?

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day. Give a man a pen, and he'll draw a penis.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was living in Oslo, and my silly cat convinced about five people that he was their cat.

    AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about this one. All three of my children are well into adulthood (and do not live with me), and I assure you that they most certainly remember, all the d@mn time, about being fed by me. 😂

    boredbunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed a cat forever and they will forget they ate in 3 minutes.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the real issue here is that the cat is clearly here to steal 3 days worth of some poor dogs food. Evil 🐈

    Melody Invisibilia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry about the dog it's just bilingual

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    #29

    We Live In A Society

    We Live In A Society

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but these remind me of bad tattoos

    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logos are specifically designed to be distinctive and memorable. Plants don't exactly prioritize that.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly all of those logos usually also have the name of the company written near them. Very few trees ever come with name tags. It reminds me of the one where people complained that most children could name more Pokemon than real animals, and someone pointed out that real animals don't say their name every time you see them.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe that's because we no longer live in nature and have to know which plant is which in order to not eat something poisonous? ie we no longer need that knowledge? However, knowing which brand is which can affect your wallet, affordability, buying decisions, future maintenance costs, etc. So for example I recognise Apple and VW as signs of good quality. My laptop for example is 12 and still awesome. the McD logo warns you that the food is not good and will probably give you heart problems over time. Etc etc. These are relevant signs for our relevant context.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry that not all of us are f*****g plant biologists

    OtterNaut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have used more recognizable leaves like maple, marijuana, pine, etc.

    Porribix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sycamore, birch, holly, oak, hazel and ?

    Nick (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost like the brands are designed to be recognized and the plants are not.

    Grizzly milk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the brands: Crocodile, volks wagon, sweatshop phone, Nike, McDonalds, and facebook. These are the plants: Leaves.

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    #30

    Weed Good Coffee Bad

    Weed Good Coffee Bad

    grogthedog_12 Report

    RagingBell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they are consumed simultaneously! Yum!

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the smell of coffee better

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caffeine is the most commonly abused drug, I’m pretty sure :P

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently this person is a pothead who hates coffee...

    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is clever. I like it.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no experience with marijuana, but caffeine can long term disturb your sleep

    Exotic Butters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have made the blond be the coffee drinker as well as the naysayer of weed.

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    #31

    What The F*ck

    What The F*ck

    xxx_lildick666 Report

    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... except going up the steps in a wheelchair.

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *attaches fireworks to wheel chair* lets test that shall we :3

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I h8 this motivational nonsenseThere's tons of things that are impossibe. Bending knees backwards more than once springs to mind. Flapping your arms for a flight around the local landscape is another.

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 'will' my girlfriend hadn't left me. Wow, yeah, that' so much better.

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the fact that a construction company probably hired him because of his extraordinary wheels, I’m surprised they made the mistake of not adding a ramp

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing? I think you'll find that putting the entire planet in your mouth is impossible.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mate, is that staircase made of clay?

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever seen the Shirley Temple movie where the crazy old guy comes clattering threateningly down the stairs in a wheelchair?? 🤣

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud cousin of "You can be anything you want to be when you grow up".

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is highly possible. In fact, I've been doing it all day.

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    #32

    We Live In A Society

    We Live In A Society

    LiamTehDoom Report

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact the commenter came to that conclusion is sad.

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say if it's good or bad.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The utter shame of living in a world where we don't have to kill a forest to be able to write down our deepest thoughts and leave them in an unprotected medium. /S

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    #33

    Wanting To Surive = Bad

    Wanting To Surive = Bad

    Primal-Nova Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well now they'll have company at least.

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they'll be together, maybe they'll figure out how to rescue themselves.

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    #34

    Wow Ironman Is So Deep 😔

    Wow Ironman Is So Deep 😔

    K1ngFudge Report

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought in thanos' weird brain logic he was doing all of that to save the entire universe

    May(she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know, he wasn't even really all that wrong.

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    #35

    Phones Are Bad Guys

    Phones Are Bad Guys

    PERPAL689 Report

    #36

    ???

    ???

    fletcherox Report

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood is when you realize Commissioner Gorden doesn't get paid enough for this sh*t

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joker, the eternal icon of obnoxious edgelords who seek profundity in being an a*s#ole.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood is when you think about how astronomical insurance rates must be in Gotham ( and Metropolis ).

    Nihil Supernum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say it would be more likely that teenagers that would pay more heed to The Joker. Adults realize Batman has untreated trauma, and while he does help in some ways, he would probably do more good using his vast wealth and intelligence to enact social reform instead or in addition to his hero work. That would probably make for less exciting stories though, which is why he mostly does the masked detective/fighter stuff instead...

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think the Joker makes sense, you need therapy. He's an archetype of the supervillian because he only cares about anarchy, destruction, and death.

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood is wondering why people even still live in Gotham and how s*** WayneCorp's wages and benefits must be if the Joker is consistently able to hire so many goons.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood is realizing Alfred is the only actual adult in Gotham. Becoming a parent makes you wonder how a butler became the legal guardian? Of a billionaire orphan. Does Gotham just not have any child and family services? Did The Wayne's not have a will?

    James Frail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood is when you can be a sitting United States Senator, but still get billed as "Gentleman at Party."

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    #37

    Bruh This Is So Sad 🥺

    Bruh This Is So Sad 🥺

    Stillcouldbeworse Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what an incel would say 😂

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate if someone isn't replying to your wall of text it's usually cuz they're busy or just don't want to talk to you, so they'd be happy if you stopped

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you got tired of stalking?

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you spend 10 min writing a text message to your friend and they just respond with “oh”

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I do both quite frequently, as I have ADHD and am an omnivert. I either bombard people with a bunch of texts or barely respond, there is no in-between 😂

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they saying they appreciate bring text bombed by someone they refuse to respond to?

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    #38

    Reddit The Deepest Place

    Reddit The Deepest Place

    littlegirl14 Report

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that X is now about the most racist place there is.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit has many dark holes that make X look like a civil rights march on Washington.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH "ugly, young and racist" seems like a rather accurate Reddit demographic

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add “hostile towards women” and I think we’re onto something!

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, if there's a hive mind that's precisely Reddit 🤣 sometimes it's even beautiful to see, like with the Gamestop thing.

    JK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok the Reddit one is absolute 🐴💩 more like "just be an incel"

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just be you, especially if you are a hypocritical incel"

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit, the cesspool of the interwebs. I like it there.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, man! Reddit is full of freaks too.

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would you suggest for a definition of BP?

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining a herd of emotional support capybaras, but it def doesn't fit with the meme.

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    #39

    I'm 14 And Is This Deep?

    I'm 14 And Is This Deep?

    Maze1421 Report

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My black cat would be going "ohh shadows..."

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My black cat wears a tux and screams " I will destroy you! "

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    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE this one! The black cat is me!

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Void cat: "I want to plunge the world into eternal darkness!"

    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll not change the world if you die of hunger before.

    #40

    “Don’t Ask Me Why I Am Silent..”

    “Don’t Ask Me Why I Am Silent..”

    sinabey Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the kind of person who unironically says that they don't have friends because "they're too intelligent to be understood".

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely has that vibe. As Stephen Hawking said, "people who boast about their IQs are losers."

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    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you're a narcissistic show-off with a deep need for attention.

    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ask me why I am silent. Because if I speak you will only hear quacks

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you won't believe my IQ, I have a very IQ, nobody has an IQ like my IQ

    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My IQ is so smart that it stands for intelligence quotient! All the other IQs just stand for IQ...my IQ is at the very top of the bell curve!

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody else knows what any of those things are. Nope, not a single person...

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this guy do one of those "why intelligent people have a harder time making friends list"

    Happy crow dragon (they/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welll i sorta relate bc space and especially all of those things are like my special interest but i do talk abt other things even tho i mostly just wanna talk abt that or Greek mythology :)

    primrose pyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol this reminds me vaguely of what some nightwings might act like amongst other tribes

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they might be silent but in their heads they will be thinking, "Man, this person is really "stuck" "

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    #41

    Cringe Reddit Thing

    Cringe Reddit Thing

    Kazoo1954 Report

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    #42

    Phone Make Wife Die

    Phone Make Wife Die

    chinese-cookie Report

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god why does it look like an early ai it’s so atrociously ugly

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like another woman in that picture.

    #43

    What Does That Suppose To Mean?

    What Does That Suppose To Mean?

    PotatoInATrashCan Report

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TikTok is only good for when you are sitting on the toilet

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I'm just waiting for the skibidi toilets fad to fade. Please before the holidays. I don't want my 7 asking Santa for a toilet plushie...

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the metaphor for society’s brainless quest for c**p consumption. You could certainly add a few more SM and news sites to that image.

    AtMostTheFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bite my shiny metal a*s?

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doss this remind me of "The Wretched Stone" by Chris Van Allsburg?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me explain like you're 5 years old. Tik Tok is where the turds are. People who are terrible at dancing, people who only operate at surface level. Basically, people who the governments like to have.

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    #44

    Omg Sooo Trueee Made Me Cryyy

    Omg Sooo Trueee Made Me Cryyy

    Emad_2101 Report

    Oktogal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, can confirm, I’m almost 14 and everybody hates me now! /s

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about that bandoleer the doggo is wearing, i bet his name is chewie and he's the best boy!

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0-4 loved, 5+ people hate you and you don't understand why. An autistic tale.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 30 but everyone still hates me?

    HF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this means people still hate you after you are 17, so it balances out nicely

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    #45

    We Lived In A Society 100 Years Ago

    We Lived In A Society 100 Years Ago

    reddit.com Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking, hair, forearms, ankles! Not long after that, women got the right to vote.

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman can read in 1615 = SHE'S A WITCH!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah so we swapped 1 Corinthians 14:33b-36 for cosmo's articles on how women can orgasm? I think that is a massive improvement.

    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to be the second picture. It looks happier.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fashion? In the middle of WW I?

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that more damage has been caused to women in the name of religion than anything else.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show them WAP their brains will 'splode.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman in 1615 must have been a part of the royal family or something. King James Version was printed in 1611 and only something like 2,000 copies max were made in the first edition.

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    #46

    Living In Apartments = Bad

    Living In Apartments = Bad

    Ghosthy Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such house would cost a million dollars in the US

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the apartments were built around it, it is probably already paid for.

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    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they call them "apartments", when they are all together?

    Casey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always amuses me because this happened to us and it’s so awkward being in the yard. Developers want it and the taxes are outrageous.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the start of UP, with the difference that this old man is happy

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this in my hometown - you can barely see the house for all the beer-cans and cigarette butts tossed down. . . .

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy a ton of helium balloons and just fly away. They ought to make a movie about that. Oh, wait.

    Felonius Gru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the house from Dido's "Thank You" music video

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dayum, I love Dido. That video was the best.

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are called "Up" houses, like the movie. We have one here in Ballard, part of Seattle. It's not that the house costs millions to own, it's that a developer wanted the whole block, one owner refused to sell despite the high offers, so the developer builds around all sides of the house, leaving them blocked inside towering walls on all 3 sides. Honestly though, I always love it when one person sticks it to a developer that way. Good on them.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthcare - our buildings were built around one of these happy holdouts. I was sad when 1) the man died and 2) his heirs quickly sold out.

    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any body here seen The Willoughby's; this. Lol

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    #48

    On An Xxxtentacion Vid

    On An Xxxtentacion Vid

    im_addicted_to_ramen Report

    #49

    It’s The Hand In Front Of The Face That Gets Me

    It’s The Hand In Front Of The Face That Gets Me

    changeableinterests Report

    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo.....you're so cool and unfeeling. We're not impressed.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok once he graduates to goth he'll realise it's actually the world that's s**t, not him. lol.

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is his heart corroded and rotting or what

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wannabe edgy kid in 4th grade be like (totally not referring to my past self 😳)

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better one would be to donate your brain as it’s so dense

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day he'll look back and realize how cringe that really was.

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    #50

    Teenagers Trying To Justify Their Nicotine Addiction At An Early Age

    Teenagers Trying To Justify Their Nicotine Addiction At An Early Age

    bokuwanivre Report

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to know what else is food for broken souls? Actual food, like salad and sandwiches and stuff

    FrostyJellies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: tobacco was cultivated to be sold as a medicine for lung cancer. To them, if you smoked, it was healthy. The irony.

    Natalie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystals and the bible are food for broken souls

    Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, i have a broken soul. i can say that e and fellow broken-soul ppl eat cigarettes. /j

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigarettes are profits for corporations who would rather you die than not give them your money.

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    #51

    I‘M Addicted To Google Maps And Also Cannot Stop Translating Things

    I‘M Addicted To Google Maps And Also Cannot Stop Translating Things

    Galacticcactus00 Report

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might as well face it, I’m addicted to love

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶The lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own.🎶

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please help me, I am addicted to Google Docs. I have made 27 documents in the past hour alone. I cannot stop. I have quit my job to create documents. My mother is worried sick, my girlfriend has left me, all my friends think I need help. However, I cannot stop, making Google documents has consumed my life.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help you, I am addicted to making Google Slides, I have already created 4607 slides in one slideshow!

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    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Addicted to Google maps? Wouldn't that mean you get out a lot?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, yeah a little bit addicted to google maps. I love maps so much.

    #52

    Really Makes You Think

    Really Makes You Think

    KenKesey89 Report

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a thumb pointing in a completely different direction. Beware of the rogue thumb

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, they are pointing to the right and one to the ground, be precise !

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Can you identify the man here in the courtroom who called you to throw your state’s election results in his favor? The court will note the witness is incriminating himself three times over” (from the trial transcripts Georgia v Trump 2024)

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the logic every teacher and every person and every idiot I’ve ever met applies

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they are pointing more or less to the side, not back at you....

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when I slap you all my fingers are pointing at you, which one would you like.

    HF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always use knife hands. Then all fingers point away from you

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    #53

    Wait For 5 More Years

    Wait For 5 More Years

    Camerlingus Report

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm guessing you've also hit a brick wall full force?

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His path to learning how to ride a bike was a though one

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an adult and I still don't understand this song

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    #54

    Music Bad, People Good

    Music Bad, People Good

    reddit.com Report

    Claire Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm, I don't listen to Spotify either.

    HF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    written on the AirPods case... it's like writing "if only people didn't smoke" on a pack of cigarettes

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You underestimate how much you can learn about a person by listening to a playlist of their favorite songs

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pause my music to talk to people, that's just being polite. How can you hold a conversation and listen to music?

    Isabelle Lamarque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh I'm one of those people that skip pretty much every song halfway, not a very good conversation style 🤔😅

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, follow me constantly as I walk to work, poop, work out or give me comfort when I want to be alone.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person doesn't understand how much you can hear if you have pods in and people around you think you are listening to a playlist....

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro ruined his airpods

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    #55

    Mmmmm, The Deep Is Strong With This One

    Mmmmm, The Deep Is Strong With This One

    LT_BRIXBY Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling doesn't matter to anybody apparently

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone really be that bad at basic English?

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming this is a rhetorical question as we all know the answer.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sang-Woo graduated top of his class at SNU business school- Seong Gi-Hun

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matter doesn't matter..... yeah, think about that for a minute. Deep huh?

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOKS DOESN’T MATTER GUYS

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    #56

    Đɇɇ₱!

    Đɇɇ₱!

    GIG1LO Report

    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there was the pencils labeled, "Don't Do Drugs." As they were sharpened, the message changed to "Do Drugs"

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any cigarette had this on their cigarettes and sold them all like that, then I think they would actually become a well-known meme in a small part of the internet.

    #57

    My Friend Who Dropped Out Of College (For Weed) Posted This

    My Friend Who Dropped Out Of College (For Weed) Posted This

    shivam_s Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why they dropped out, there are clearly handles he could use. what a dumbass

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't even have to use the handles! Just tip the ladder over and get a better one!

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just run the bloody ladder around?

    shereallylikesmusic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I was able to finish my university degree when I discovered weed. I remember high school and first year at the university, it was unbearable for me - I couldn't focus for longer than a while on anything, and eventhough my thoughts were correct, or logical, I couldn't properly speak them out (thoughts running in my head like wild fire). ADHD, mental problems etc were not really a thing in my country, at that time. Then I smoked weed. It calmed me. I was able to start the personal training of putting my thoughts into words in a logical manner. I found myself able to focus longer on things. I graduated with honors, and I really think I would not be able to pull this off without matrihuana, so please, get a bit easier and not so judgemental on "pot-heads". Some of us really appreciate the changes this plant can perform in our lives :) Sorry for any mistakes, English is not my first language!

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes it seem like college isn't worth it.

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    #58

    Wtf Is This Even Supposed To Mean

    Wtf Is This Even Supposed To Mean

    stonkstwollz Report

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better if everyone was smiling in the first line. Better connection to the second line.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is funny. For the person that gave the title: baby is born and people laugh of joy cause new baby but babies cry a lot, THEN when a person dies with no regrets and are not scared of death, they die peacefully (smiling) but everyone else is sad cause the person died, so they cry sad tears.

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word happy instead of laughing makes more sense to me

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sad dark poetry because I am sad and dark

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    #59

    Sorry If This Is A Repost

    Sorry If This Is A Repost

    fairi3fly Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact, alzheimers is the iron in your brain rusting

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tau proteins aren’t iron; they’re … wait for it! … proteins. And they have nothing to do with iron.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None can destroy a person? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE INVENTED WARHEADS FOR?!

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dumb. Iron oxide (rust) doesn't destroy iron, iron oxidizes into rust. This reaction is caused by moisture (water) and Oxygen reacting with iron... which in this reference, would both destroy a person.

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing skills apparently goes first.

    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pseduo-depth aside, that isn't even how rust works. Iron only rusts when exposed to oxygen (especially in the form of water), so rust isn't iron destroying itself, it is oxygen causing iron to be destroyed.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure it’s a good idea to take advice from someone who starts a thought with “None can destroy iron, but it’s own rust can.”

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me a fire, and I'll destroy iron. Actually, I'll melt it into something useful.

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    #60

    Don't Know If This Is Already But-

    Don't Know If This Is Already But-

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically, there will be blood first, and screams

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and when you touch the toner from a copy machine.

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you think you can come anywhere near me with those hands ...?

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the hands get black because they touched your black heart.

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hair dye accident

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's printer toner and she tried washing with hot water.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like when you touch a bunch of toner....

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after a broken toner cartridge change

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    #61

    School Good, Social Media Bad

    School Good, Social Media Bad

    GGame2You Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's 1-2 class, I'd say that the kid is fast-thinking and making logical connections. He realised that suffix is the same and wants to know if the name "instagram" is related to -gram. It makes sense and isn't a stupid question.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ounce, pound, ton. “What about Instapound?”

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    #62

    Truly Meaningful

    Truly Meaningful

    W3SL3Y196 Report

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digital cameras existed in the 90's.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that commonplace though. I don't think it invalidates the image tbh.

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    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess nobody remembers the cassette recorders being smuggled into concerts before smart-phone. Fans would have brought film cameras to concerts, but the tech was not as good before digital.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to several concerts in the 70s. Never once did we raise a fist. It was usually a bic lighter.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have disposable cameras in the 90s if we're being honest.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the 80s - even in this GenX is forgotten...(we held up lighters)

    Sarah Rassier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one went to concerts in the 80s

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80s concerts were so awesome they are kept secret.

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    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time line is messed up. "Fight the Power" is 60's. Disco in the 70's, the hand sign was pointing up. Metal is from 70's on.

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about 2010 and 2020? If we're adding ten years all the time.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you're getting downvoted for having an opinion on this.

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    #63

    The Dumbest Kid Is Obviously Gonna Be The Most Successful

    The Dumbest Kid Is Obviously Gonna Be The Most Successful

    hsouagcca Report

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who judge others by the size of their bank accounts are the biggest 🫏🕳️s on the planet.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This town's five richest people all flunked out of school So did the 5000 poorest ...

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the guy is going to become a hacker? Or maybe work at the small town bank in the small town they all live in?

    #64

    Wtf

    Wtf

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is, with the picture on the left, the rabbits actually eat the leafy green part not the 'root' that we eat. The orange part actually isn't very healthy for them since it is loaded with sugar. So the rabbit on the right actually Does have the better crop, for rabbits.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, I used to spend the extra money on carrots with the tops still on to feed to the buns. Used to buy a stick of sprouts for the same reason. My neighbours got a lot of free carrots and sprouts off me!

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is the Statue of Liberty doing in this post? What does it have to do with anything? (I’m genuinely asking. I don’t get it.)

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The symbol of American freedom coupled with Celsius degrees. Funny considering that the USA is one of only 2 countries that don’t use Celsius

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what the ladyliberty is meant to mean.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsee juice for the statue pic please!!!

    #65

    A Brief Showing Of The Absolute Dumpster Fire That's Instagram Deep Posts

    A Brief Showing Of The Absolute Dumpster Fire That's Instagram Deep Posts

    Laucho_ Report

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue boy has humiliation kink, it’s not tears

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    storytime: when I was in 7th grade, I liked this girl and wrote her a big long letter that was a full page front and back expressing my undying love for her. I did exactly what this cringey picture shows... acted like I was crying so hard I dropped "tears" of water on the page. Gave it to her in math class. Found it in the trash later that day. I did not have game, as the kids say.

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    #66

    Harry Potter Very Deep 😢😢

    Harry Potter Very Deep 😢😢

    StellarSong Report

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR. Clearly Harry with eyes the color of fresh pickled toad has the prettiest eyes. 🤣

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    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emma Watson’s goofy smile. They probably shot that scene so many times that her cheek muscles were too fatigued to work anymore

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    #67

    Microsds Have Destroyed The Environment

    Microsds Have Destroyed The Environment

    I_Luv_Transphobes Report

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s set the record straight. Unmitigated human procreation is responsible for destroying the environment. End of story.

    CL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Unmitigated human consumption and greed are responsible for destroying the environment. The most populous countries (e.g. Bangladesh) are often the poorest, with the lowest per capita rates of consumption and GHG emissions.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. Both SD cards have the same capacity ...?

    #68

    Life Is Wasted

    Life Is Wasted

    risenrubix Report

    #69

    Deep

    Deep

    Sveltestarc3206 Report

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such is the life of a teenage drama queen who just found out no one liked her latest IG pic.

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    #70

    Wait Where Did You Post This?

    Wait Where Did You Post This?

    NederlanderMemes Report

    Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, everyone gives their cats the latests iPhones and tech. Smh

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you assume the cat did not work hard for its iPhone?

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one old cat...

    CF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm I'm a vet and that cat is NOT 25ish years old in 2nd pic..

    MyMindWanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the modern working domestic animal.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest watching your cat try to catch the bug on the cat app is entertaining.

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    #71

    I Hate Instagram

    I Hate Instagram

    TinerciTuna Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once translated "Sweetheart" to my fiance's language and it resulted in "sugared kidney". This was the peak of what Google translate has ever brought to me

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, wrong one, this was supposed to be below the Google pill one. Well, I am on mobile so I can't fix it, sorry guys. I hope it's funny either way

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    Matthew Mansfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you accidentally hit the space bar, “Therapist” becomes “the rapist”. Be careful who you spread your wallet for.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has too much time on their hands.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOmeone doesn't understand how math works.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t those be farts in a jar for sale?

    #72

    I’m Drake And This Is Deep

    I’m Drake And This Is Deep

    TheCommunist_Scholar Report

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cop: I don't see how underage girls could hurt me. Now please step out of the car, sir.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir step out of the vehicle and place your hands on top of your head.

    #73

    Kanye West, At It Again

    Kanye West, At It Again

    reddit.com Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That quote needs to be written over a dramatic black-and-white picture of the Joker.

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    #74

    The Vaping Part

    The Vaping Part

    cinupanu Report

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this is just how angsty emotional teens all write

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plea for therapy is directed at the original writer and every single person who posts it somewhere... I think so, anyway. Both need it.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone thinks highly of themself.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think god dates, so you can relax.

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    #75

    I Literally Cannot Survive Without Injecting Pubg Into My Blood Stream

    I Literally Cannot Survive Without Injecting Pubg Into My Blood Stream

    reddit.com Report

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I thought they were enemas this whole time. 😳

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the drawing rendering though

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks for you, bud, as you can’t “inject” it into your bloodstream.

    #76

    The Ultimate Corruption

    The Ultimate Corruption

    VanDerKleef Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... that's not WRONG... It's genuinely saddening how many stunning pieces of art or groundbreaking scientific discoveries we lost because the people who'd make them had to end up in a dead-end job.

    Joshua Macdonald
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a quantifiable number for that loss there guy

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. I'll just go live in a cabin in the woods somewhere. Maybe grow my own food or something.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Published author at 25. At 20, my manager told me he would never promote me because he didn't like me. At 21, I dropped charges that would cost his job. Sorry you don't like me, respect me or ever considered me an equal. Mf gave me a piece of actual rubbish from the bin for secret santa.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreams feed the soul, gotta feed the body too

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol work is what we do, not who we are.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been lucky to work 3 jobs in a row which aligned with my dreams, but I realise that's extremely rare.

    #77

    Get Played Lol

    Get Played Lol

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    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How not don't be toxic and you both take an interest in each other's hobbies? Yanno like healthy, non-toxic relationships

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean she's a character in the game? But she's doomed to never meet the love of her life because he doesn't know she's sentient and in love with him? Maybe that's a stretch. But I thought it was cool.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be smoothe if it wasn't so cringe. Something along the lines of "So he knew all the right buttons to press," but nah they went with this.

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    #78

    Big Heart=small Brain.. Sad Noises

    Big Heart=small Brain.. Sad Noises

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    TheMagicOfBeingMia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What im getting here is that tall and smart people are a******s

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these people have brains inside their head, please help them, they cannot live like this.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies tend to live in gianormous hearts whilst adults look like brain aliens. Very well!

    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually trotted out to justify the loss of empathy by those who only imagined any gain of brain power

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm either a smart aśshole or a kind dumbaśs?

    primrose pyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so apparently i'm stupid and short?

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you think the Grinch falls in this line? Both before and after his heart growth.

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    #79

    Crying Deep Inside :(

    Crying Deep Inside :(

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    Oktogal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If on the outside I’m 😫, am I actually 😊?

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    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just drama masks people, and have been around for a long long time

    #80

    Unironically Posted By My Classmate

    Unironically Posted By My Classmate

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this post on Tumblr reframed as polyamory and like... why not

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer that reading; this gives serious incel vibes as it is.

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a ghost behind her?

    primrose pyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why is she on the phone while sleeping with another guy? like, he's perfectly fine with her sitting there, saying I miss you to somebody on the phone??

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wears their glasses while sleeping

    #81

    Found On Instagram-

    Found On Instagram-

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't edgy, this one is just plain stupid.

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that even mean

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny reality: one day soon, people will look at someone driving their gas powered vehicle down the road the way y’all just looked at this chick smoking a cigarette.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it might be less safe to store a person in your lungs than smoke...

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol is it bad that I get this one?

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you're just clueless as whoever made this post.

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    #82

    Time To Make Some Easy Money

    Time To Make Some Easy Money

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    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My printer ink would disagree.

    Sandy Price
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I'm gonna make people cry then collect their tears&head to ebay bitche$

    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this person seen the price of insulin in the US? Or chemotherapy?

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe those tears are considered artificial and are worth less, like grown diamonds.

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll start buying some o-neg blood with tears then.

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    #83

    We Live In A Society

    We Live In A Society

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, plenty of people are born ugly. And if they weren’t, we couldn’t appreciate the beautiful ones, so it works out okay (for the non-ugly ones, anyway.)

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ, mate! "Ugly" and "beautiful" are subjective terms. People can't choose how their born! So they shouldn't be ridiculed or made to feel bad about it. What is wrong with you?

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just use an art style that oversimplifies all facial shapes to say it...

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snap judgements come from being an animal. We have to decided in one second whether something is a threat or not, cause that's all it takes to get killed.

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born ugly and damn proud of it.

    Yoyolanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O wow you figured that out after thousands of years?

    #84

    But Why Thanos Tho?

    But Why Thanos Tho?

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    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name 5 thing Thanos did that would classify him as a 'good' person? Lol

    May(she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean someone has to wipe out the idiots since we're destroying the planet anyway, and he was trying to ultimately do good. I mean he's a villain but for the right reasons

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