There are days (weeks?...) when you are really, really not feeling it. Getting out of bed seems like too much work, let alone actually going to your workplace. It requires dressing up, brushing your teeth, or even putting on makeup for some, and you feel like you'll do just about anything to skip the responsibilities of adult life. Luckily, there are really creative people out there who come up with the most elaborate reasons for calling in sick. And as the blues of the dark month of February are starting to hit really hard, it's no wonder that the hashtag #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick is trending. We, the people at Bored Panda, love our job, though, so we made you a list of the strangest reasons people shared on Twitter to call in sick. Scroll down below to read the list and share *your* strange reason to get you off work.

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#1

DaLittleBigBruh Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

They’re always watching

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#2

Ladyfish666 Report

Renae Dougherty
Community Member
6 months ago

Now that is logic I can get behind

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#3

ChampneyLisa Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

I love this image

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#4

Sckswithsandals Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

I already am judged by the threefold

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#5

MsJadeDreamer Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

What a twist!

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#6

TheJamMan_3 Report

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
6 months ago

Ok, I'm fascinated - what would draw the doe to give birth on a car instead of a grassy nest? Maybe to watch for predators?

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#7

Ric_Rattlehead Report

N S
Community Member
6 months ago

yup, i feel ya doggo

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#8

vespervega Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
6 months ago

I have never seen Jabba the Hut in handbag form.

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#9

1partVodka Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

Not again..

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#10

Sckswithsandals Report

eliana
Community Member
6 months ago

I guess your boss won't see you either

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#11

TKthekonseptTK Report

Vic
Community Member
6 months ago

If the sign said "SUFFER" then you must go to office.

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#12

JanChiLing2 Report

Liam Walsh
Community Member
6 months ago

Doesn't Spike Milligan's grave have the words 'I told you I was ill' on the headstone?

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#13

RachelJuly16 Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah I barely know him but the funeral looks awesome!

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#14

Sckswithsandals Report

Debrina Blackmoon
Community Member
6 months ago

*affects

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#15

EllePerry7 Report

Human #1,232,867
Community Member
6 months ago

That the best one. Waiting for him to call me and take some update about my condition, ready to come oer and bring some food... Waiting.. Waiting... Waiting....

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#16

pooblemoo Report

Ice cube
Community Member
6 months ago

that happens to me a LOT

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#17

ChampneyLisa Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

There are much worse hitchhikers

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#18

RachelJuly16 Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

I am banana man. You will never defeat me with my stockpiled bananas!

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#19

HavanaSims Report

Moo Moo Futch
Community Member
6 months ago

Omg can you do that on Sims???? I must know!

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#20

beingkarmin Report

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
6 months ago

hmmm I just commented that oops lol

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#21

Shiloskie Report

Jessica Temple
Community Member
6 months ago

Wonder if my mom would do that for me now that I'm 35? BRB - Gotta make a phone call.

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#22

rawbeancoal Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

rip

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#23

Quizical123 Report

Ice cube
Community Member
6 months ago

no. just no.

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#24

RachelJuly16 Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

Not again Rachel..

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#25

kerhoff12 Report

Jessica Temple
Community Member
6 months ago

all right though.

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#26

RayZitto Report

Human #1,232,867
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Not funny at all. The Chinese doctor who has been send to jail cause he was the first to report the virus infection, and forced to sign a confession saying he was wrong is now DEAD. This virus killed him as well as a much larger number than the Chinese authorities wants you to believe. His pregnant wife is also sick as well as his 5 years old son. Police is now installing locker on homes with infected people as there is no more rooms in hospital for them. Doctors have order to treat only mild case, the other have just to keep praying. Still funny? (Oh, And I live there in case you wonder. Only one person by household is allow to go out every 3 days to buy food. Restriction on all supplies... Army in the street to enforce it. ) Please come and join the fun to not be able to work and not getting paid.

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#27

Ric_Rattlehead Report

A Water Bottle
Community Member
6 months ago

The vibe must go on!

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#28

GrampaYour Report

Valerie G.
Community Member
6 months ago

WTF have they done to John Goodman?

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#29

Athena08208976 Report

Pungent Sauce
Community Member
6 months ago

Wouldn’t that be a ruff one?

#30

DashleyDriveby Report

Dolevaal
Community Member
6 months ago

Just why ?!

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