Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

I'm pretty certain you've already been to my house - you monster!

No, I need my lotion

Oh my god you could just do it to the bathroom and ruin the day. My sister had one of those arms that keeps the lid down so kids can't get in, when it was first installed she didn't tell anyone how to use it until they asked, and it was basically a game of 'how long will someone try to open this without asking for help.' For several that went there the point of asking for help was the point when they were about to explode.

If you are the type of person who doesnt change the password to your own custom password... you deserve this. Plain and simple.

please, tell me how to do this! i have in this list a film like since forever! i finished watching it but skipped like the last few minutes and now it Shows not finished, even when i rewatch it. please help, it's driving me crazy

That is cruel and unusual. Great job.

Pure evil!

should hard boild only half the eggs...

wll ctch y n dy y bstrd!

Steal everybody's left shoe? Are you Stitch?

just a little! genius!

What?? The pages of the last chapter of every book 😮 that’s just mean.

God, you're a monster.

aww - the helper

a loose toilet seat is hell!!!

I would replace it all the ink with bright pink gel ink.

ohhh the loud beep i can almost hear it already..

Nah, just make both hands the same size to confuse them.

I would leave the adapters and just take all the cables they actually use and replace them with ones that won't fit.

If they have kids... these are already missing

Bathroom book shelf?

If anyone ever steals your aglet (or it just falls off), make a new one out of tightly wrapped masking tape.

Oh man... if i came home to this kind of hell, i'd turn around a leave! (finally an excuse to run away!! 8-D )

The position has been filled. By the washing machine.

House Renovation for Beginners: 101.

Meh, I have lived in many houses with range hoods and absolutely NONE of the lights ever worked. Now I know why, tut tut.

Or replace all their silverware with those little ones for babies and toddlers! LOL

My cat steals my hair ties 😁

so kind of them to be considerate of medical needs

Ah! So make it look like most house boats in Amsterdam. Without doors!

Ooh, what about those door stop things that keep door knobs from banging into walls? They probably wouldn't even notice til the first time it happens.

Did that at school, actually

Good luck with randomly rearranging my books, as they are in no particular order 😊

Jesus it’s already hard enough to put them together! HAVE MERCY!!

my kids do that already to any drink or food item..... leave just above the point of empty and leave the container in the fridge, or cupboard.... because they're too lazy to throw it away or be the "last one" the use whatever it is. brats. all of em!!

Meh, this one is no biggie.

If you switch the keys it would be funnier and more subtle

I would drill little holes in each spoon. So every time they eat with them they drip just a little and stain their clothes.

I would put clear nail polish over the deodorant. So every time they use it, it does not work. Its subtle but on a hot day it would be very noticeable. As for the toilet paper, switch it out for fast dissolving toilet paper.

that's not right....ha get it?

So you don't like kids huh?

Wypipo? Really?