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If we'd gotten it wrong every time you'd be speaking German.

If you hadn't thrown your toys out of the playpen in 1776, you'd be speaking English, but here we are.

Glad to be who we are rather than be anything like you, Gramps. By the way, what have you ever done for us?

You mean apart from founding the thirteen colonies that your nation is built on?

We only came here to get away from you. Thanks for the real estate, suckers. Too bad you were too weak to hold onto it.

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We know our history. Too bad you don't know yours.

The 'history' you learnt from the movies doesn't really count, though.

Again, what have you ever done for us that I should actually care what you think about us? You were royalty-loving prigs in 1776, and that's what a good percentage of you still are. We might be under the thumb of an insane dictator right now, but at least at least half of us are smart enough to hate insane dictators as opposed to bowing down to them. And if you think you could have beaten the Germans without American help, you're just too stupid to keep talking to.

If at least half of you were smart enough to hate dictators they would have been smart enough to get off their arsés and vote to keep him out. But, no, too many of your 'smart' people would rather have a dictator than vote for a black woman.

If you think that election wasn't rigged by the same pinhead who keeps screaming about rigged elections then you're truly as stupid as you made yourself seem when you threw the first insult. Solve your own country's problems before you worry about ours. That should keep you busy until the sun burns out.

Ah, I see: Trump rigged it for all those smart people to stay at home instead of heading for the polling stations.

When you actually know what you're talking about maybe we can talk again. Right now, though, you're simply a fact-free stay-at-home kinda guy who's just looking for a fight. In other words, a troll. Adios.

*I'm* looking for a fight? You're the thin-skinned Yank who saw a joke about British Vs American spellings and went on a jingoistic rant.