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Four Seasons Total Landscaping has achieved something many marketers would dream of. It went from an unheard-of Philadelphia-based gardening firm to one of the most talked-about venues in the country, in less than a day.

All because the Attorney for the President, Rudy Giuliani, held a press conference in the back of their parking lot on November 7. It turns out, Donald Trump previously announced in a now-deleted tweet that his legal team would be holding a conference at the luxury hotel with the same name, “Four Seasons,” but as we’ve seen, that wasn’t the case.

And now that the internet can’t get enough of this precious source of memes, jokes, and puns, there’s an entire parody Twitter page for Four Seasons Total Landscaping that embodies the whole absurdity of the situation. “We are a LANDSCAPING business, take care not to confuse us with a hotel,” says the description, and you can totally see they mean it.

And since people say the infamous Total Landscaping conference will forever remain a metaphor for the end of Trump’s presidency, this Twitter page will make sure you have a daily dose of laughs at probably the most absurd moment of the 2020 election.

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago

Love it!

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    5 years ago

    I must say I respect Mr Giulliani even less after this debacle of a 'freakshow' appearance... can imagine he and Trump 'get on like a house on fire'.

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    Shannon Matthews
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    5 years ago

    Lmao! I see what you did there

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    rspanther
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    5 years ago

    It was piled pretty deep.

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    Shannon Matthews
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    5 years ago

    Wait I'll do it for free if I can score two tickets to the inauguration of my president Biden!

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago

    That booking seemed to have really boosted the Four Seasons landscaping business. Where can I get some merchandise?

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago

    Just as long as it has nothing to do with politics. Or living in the U.S. for that matter.

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    Patti Brock
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    5 years ago

    I laughed way to hard at this :)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Trump's understanding of winning is what normal people call losing.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Trump greatest achievement: Introducing the word covfefe as a sign for anything that's weird, crazy, insane, terrible and nasty.

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    Ludwig Michiel
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    5 years ago

    I guess this is a reference to the "pee tapes", the supposed recording of Trump watching 2 prostitutes pee on the bed the Obamas slept in in a Moscow hotel room.

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    Lola
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    5 years ago

    Tremendous job!

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    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago

    Hmm. Can't believe they didn't have this place checked, rechecked and then moved for a PRESS CONFERENCE about the prez.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Since when does the current president announce his victory when the majority of votes haven't even been counted? We have all learned more than we care for the last two weeks.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago

    Trump, keep your hands to yourself!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Solid proof of fake yews, right there.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    I guess they won't let Rudy forget his "seduction" attempt of that young reporter....

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Trump is preparing a trench war? Hardly surprising when his son wants a total war. Just like Hitler, he called for "den totalen Krieg". A real chip of the old block he is, douchebag Junior.

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    Mary Peace
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    5 years ago

    Maybe an off-the-wall comment? Don't take off-ence!

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    LOttawa
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    5 years ago

    Wouldn't that service be offered next door? Or did they partner up with the crematorium?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    You mean that bullshit isn't really a fertilizer? The White House has produced loads of it.

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago

    He mistook it for a luxury hotel because he can't read.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago

    And loads of free advertising. Drumpf only helps someone else—-though only indirectly—-if one of his F-List staff f***s up.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited)

    They’re republicans. Add some well-deserved blue balls to the order.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago

    Having their wedding in a landscaping company’s parking lot is way too many steps up their dream ladder for the average MAGAt.