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“My Sister Showed Up To Thanksgiving With Her ‘Spiritual Advisor,’ And It Blew Up The Whole Night”
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“My Sister Showed Up To Thanksgiving With Her ‘Spiritual Advisor,’ And It Blew Up The Whole Night”

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There’s nothing wrong with being spiritual, but it takes real bravery to admit that you’ve been conned and dragged into a cult. Even if you’re educated and intelligent, when you’re in a vulnerable situation, master manipulators can take advantage of you.

A person went viral online after sharing how their sister ruined their family’s Thanksgiving after she brought a surprise guest—her barefoot ‘spiritual guide’ River Wolf. Scroll down for the full story about how the couple derailed the dinner with wild accusations and how things blew up after the family called for a surprise intervention.

Meanwhile, Bored Panda has reached out to the author for comment, and we’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from them.

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    One person opened up online about how their sister sparked lots of drama at their family Thanksgiving dinner by inviting her ‘spiritual guide,’ who had the aura of a con man

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    Sister’s barefoot spiritual advisor creates comical chaos at Thanksgiving, leading to a dramatic family fallout and being kicked out.

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    Chaos erupts at Thanksgiving as sister’s barefoot spiritual advisor causes commotion, leaving the family in tears and confusion.

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    They then shared a brief update

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    Vulnerable individuals are easier to manipulate into joining cults; however, anyone can become a victim

    The reality is that when you’re in a vulnerable, suggestive, and highly emotional state, you’re easy prey for scammers, con artists, and would-be cult leaders.

    It’s something that can happen to anyone, no matter how smart, successful, or self-aware they might be. When you’re vulnerable, it’s easy to get seduced by someone who promises to have all the answers to your problems.

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    And though it can be embarrassing to admit that you’ve fallen for a con, it takes real guts to accept what has happened and disengage from the bad situation. With any luck, your loved ones will (still) be there to support you as you reacclimate to your old life.

    According to Gillie Jenkinson, a psychotherapist who was in a religious cult for a whopping seven years in her twenties, it’s not always easy to identify a cult. She explained to the BBC that cults can operate from ordinary-looking houses. What’s more, there isn’t a single type of person who joins a cult. And cultists don’t always dress a certain way.

    As per the charity ‘Family Survival Trust,’ cults are systems of fixed beliefs, controlled by charismatic and authoritarian leaders. Cults typically use brainwashing to isolate, control, and exploit their followers.

    Furthermore, cults do not necessarily have to be religious, and they can revolve around, well, anything. As linguist Amanda Montell, the author of ‘Cultish: The Language of Fanaticism,’ states, you can form “a cult around anything, as long as you can inject it with fear and an ‘us-versus-them’ mentality.”

    She stresses that many cults now recruit followers online, so these groups are easier to find.

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    Cult leaders tend to promise answers to all of life’s questions and solve all of your problems

    Some major red flags to look out for include the following:

    • So-called ‘love bombing,’ a manipulation tactic where someone uses affection to gain power and control
    • Promising the answers to all of your complex problems and the meaning of existence
    • Using mantras, buzzwords, and nicknames to create an us-versus-them split
    • Encouraging not to question anything
    • Creating difficulties to leave the group, including threats of retaliation

    According to the BBC, you should listen to your gut feeling. If you think that something is wrong, it probably is. Psychotherapist Jenkinson suggests listening to critical voices and doing research about the group on the internet. “It might save you years of pain.”

    In the meantime, family and friends should keep lines of communication open with the person who may have found themselves in a cult. They should ask them “genuine, critical thinking questions.”

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    Many people who are in cults don’t realize that they are, in fact, in cults

    Meanwhile, Verywell Mind notes that there are lots of different reasons why someone might join a cult. For instance, most people don’t realize that they’re actually joining a cult. Others might have unresolved insecurities, so they are driven toward groups that promise them acceptance. Still others might be manipulated into joining with the promise of rewards.

    Once you’re inside the cult, you might be isolated from regular people outside of the group. “After being separated from the outside world, leaving the group becomes difficult. They often grow dependent on being in the group and develop suspicions of anyone outside the group.”

    Leaving a cult can be incredibly stressful. Former cult members can feel confused and experience a sense of chaos upon leaving.

    “It can be scary if you think a friend or family member may be involved with a cult. Reach out for professional help to get some guidance on what you can do or how you can cope with your emotions. It’s going to take time, understanding, and a lot of patience to help extricate your loved one if they are in a dangerous situation.”

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    We’d like to hear your perspectives, too, dear Pandas. What would you have done if you were in the post author’s shoes and one of your relatives invited a con artist or cult leader to your family dinner?

    Do you know anyone who has been stuck in a cult before? What would you do if one day you realized that you’d been conned by someone pretending to be spiritual? Let us know in the comments down below.

    Folks online were shocked by what happened. Here’s their take on the Thanksgiving drama

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    Later, the author shared an important update about how their family staged an intervention for their sister

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    Here is the email exchange between the author and their sister after the intervention

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    Here’s how some readers reacted to the follow-up post

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First up I want this as a film, with Matthew McConaughey as River Wolf, Sandra Bullock as the gullible sister, Kate Winslet as her concerned sister and Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson as the parents. On a side note had some con man done that near me or my family, his lights would have been well and truly punched out.

    Ai
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even care if this is true or not. I need to read a book written by the OP. I feel Bridget Johnes vibes.

    Bumpuff
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really not convinced that any of that was real.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care. It's better than a lot of books and I'm m hooked.

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 day ago

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    This is who I picture as River Wolf: download-6...bced3.jpeg download-69303fe5bced3.jpeg

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've always said: "If you love your blender, set it free. If it doesn't come back, it was never really yours." 😀

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else pictured Robert Sgeehan ( Klaus - The Umbrella Academy ) as River Wolf ?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny Depp in those perfume adverts, gotta be.

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    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The blender wanted to leave!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did that make anyone else bust out laughing?

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be very concerned about her talk of "Ascending". Sounds very suic1de-ish to me.....

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to find a comment like yours. I agree with you. Everyone else is laughing. Even OP seems to be treating this like a joke. But if this really is real, the sister could be putting herself at great risk. Cults can be very dangerous-even when they don't end with self elimination! Of course, the sister is an adult. So, unfortunately, there's not much anyone can do to stop her, if she chooses to follow this "Advisor". But if it was my sister, I'd be a LOT more concerned. At least Dad and Mom tried to help, I guess. But it seems even they're nearly to the point of giving up. And I'd bet poor BIL is going to end up divorcing the sister. And sister is completely brainwashed, and will end up giving this "advisor" all her money, and all her freedom-spiritual, emotional, AND phyisical. Yeah, if this really is real, it's not the laughing matter everyone thinks it is. It's downright scary!

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    River Wolf sounds like a guy I dated in my 20's... Im cringing at the memory. I wonder what happened to that guy... perhaps he changed his name to?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can promise you River Wolf is NOT one of my cousins!!! XD

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    Alison M.
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This definitely reminds me of a story posted not long ago. A woman decided to uninvite most of her wedding guests because her "spiritual guide" told her to. It was written by one of the bridesmaids. Is this a trend now?!

    K Barnes
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a creative writing trend. I don't think it's actually happening as described in either of the posts.

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    Schnitzel
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosmic Architect? What the f*** IS that??

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BIL needs to try and involuntary commitment and a d**g screen on her. That chick is either looney toons or d*****d. That freak con artist would never come near us again...throw him under the jail and drop the key in the Mariana Trench!

    Onan Hag All
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did no one think of giving her a hearty slap and a good shake?

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another update posted one day later that cranks the story to 11. Link in the comment below 👇 /edit: d'oh, should have read the whole page. I skipped over said update because I thought it was just an assortment of Reddit comments 😅

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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    9 hours ago

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    Emilu
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was amazing. Don't care if it was fake or not. OP's writing is the best.

    Delicate Fcuking Flower
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm begging all the spirits of this realm for it to be true because this was exceptionally entertaining

    Jessica Daus-Warner
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister can learn the hobo life from River wolf after he cons her out of all her money.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is seriously censoring the letters 'tf' now.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously your family listened to the b...t of this guy? They should have kicked him out when opened the door

    J R
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA, but if this is true, the whole family sounds messed up. It's one thing for the sister to bring her spiritual advisor. It's another for the family to fight each other over what he said.

    J R
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA. However, if this is true, I kinda feel like multiple family members have issues. It's one thing for the sister to bring her "spiritual advisor." It's another for the whole family to start fighting each other over what he says.

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know more about the keys!!?!?!?

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Barefoot', 'blender' and 'thief' are three words I never expected I would see together in any context.

    Jnausicaa
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientology, Jehovah's Witlesses. Morons,...

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP may have missed their calling as a writer.

    tameson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know who could have shut down that whole mess? Leslie Jones. Search for "Leslie Jones Saves Thanksgiving" on YouTube since I can't post the link.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 day ago

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    Just remember that River Wolf is probably related to Lakota Wolf...

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spirit woman reminds me of Tina's sister on Bob's Burgers and I pictured that character throughout. Megan Mullally voices her - brilliant stuff.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things that never happened...

    Kid Murray
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh. Cool story. You lead a rich fantasy life, I'll give ya that.

    Wyrdwoman
    Community Member
    1 day ago

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    Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

    Jack
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to get out of the house more. Truth is stranger that fiction.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First up I want this as a film, with Matthew McConaughey as River Wolf, Sandra Bullock as the gullible sister, Kate Winslet as her concerned sister and Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson as the parents. On a side note had some con man done that near me or my family, his lights would have been well and truly punched out.

    Ai
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even care if this is true or not. I need to read a book written by the OP. I feel Bridget Johnes vibes.

    Bumpuff
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really not convinced that any of that was real.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care. It's better than a lot of books and I'm m hooked.

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 day ago

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    This is who I picture as River Wolf: download-6...bced3.jpeg download-69303fe5bced3.jpeg

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've always said: "If you love your blender, set it free. If it doesn't come back, it was never really yours." 😀

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else pictured Robert Sgeehan ( Klaus - The Umbrella Academy ) as River Wolf ?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny Depp in those perfume adverts, gotta be.

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    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The blender wanted to leave!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did that make anyone else bust out laughing?

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be very concerned about her talk of "Ascending". Sounds very suic1de-ish to me.....

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to find a comment like yours. I agree with you. Everyone else is laughing. Even OP seems to be treating this like a joke. But if this really is real, the sister could be putting herself at great risk. Cults can be very dangerous-even when they don't end with self elimination! Of course, the sister is an adult. So, unfortunately, there's not much anyone can do to stop her, if she chooses to follow this "Advisor". But if it was my sister, I'd be a LOT more concerned. At least Dad and Mom tried to help, I guess. But it seems even they're nearly to the point of giving up. And I'd bet poor BIL is going to end up divorcing the sister. And sister is completely brainwashed, and will end up giving this "advisor" all her money, and all her freedom-spiritual, emotional, AND phyisical. Yeah, if this really is real, it's not the laughing matter everyone thinks it is. It's downright scary!

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    River Wolf sounds like a guy I dated in my 20's... Im cringing at the memory. I wonder what happened to that guy... perhaps he changed his name to?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can promise you River Wolf is NOT one of my cousins!!! XD

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    Alison M.
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This definitely reminds me of a story posted not long ago. A woman decided to uninvite most of her wedding guests because her "spiritual guide" told her to. It was written by one of the bridesmaids. Is this a trend now?!

    K Barnes
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a creative writing trend. I don't think it's actually happening as described in either of the posts.

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    Schnitzel
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosmic Architect? What the f*** IS that??

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BIL needs to try and involuntary commitment and a d**g screen on her. That chick is either looney toons or d*****d. That freak con artist would never come near us again...throw him under the jail and drop the key in the Mariana Trench!

    Onan Hag All
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did no one think of giving her a hearty slap and a good shake?

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another update posted one day later that cranks the story to 11. Link in the comment below 👇 /edit: d'oh, should have read the whole page. I skipped over said update because I thought it was just an assortment of Reddit comments 😅

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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    9 hours ago

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    Emilu
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was amazing. Don't care if it was fake or not. OP's writing is the best.

    Delicate Fcuking Flower
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm begging all the spirits of this realm for it to be true because this was exceptionally entertaining

    Jessica Daus-Warner
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister can learn the hobo life from River wolf after he cons her out of all her money.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is seriously censoring the letters 'tf' now.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously your family listened to the b...t of this guy? They should have kicked him out when opened the door

    J R
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA, but if this is true, the whole family sounds messed up. It's one thing for the sister to bring her spiritual advisor. It's another for the family to fight each other over what he said.

    J R
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA. However, if this is true, I kinda feel like multiple family members have issues. It's one thing for the sister to bring her "spiritual advisor." It's another for the whole family to start fighting each other over what he says.

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know more about the keys!!?!?!?

    Chris the Bobcat
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Barefoot', 'blender' and 'thief' are three words I never expected I would see together in any context.

    Jnausicaa
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientology, Jehovah's Witlesses. Morons,...

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP may have missed their calling as a writer.

    tameson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know who could have shut down that whole mess? Leslie Jones. Search for "Leslie Jones Saves Thanksgiving" on YouTube since I can't post the link.

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 day ago

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    Just remember that River Wolf is probably related to Lakota Wolf...

    Nova Rook
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spirit woman reminds me of Tina's sister on Bob's Burgers and I pictured that character throughout. Megan Mullally voices her - brilliant stuff.

    Charles McChristy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things that never happened...

    Kid Murray
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh. Cool story. You lead a rich fantasy life, I'll give ya that.

    Wyrdwoman
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    1 day ago

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    Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

    Jack
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to get out of the house more. Truth is stranger that fiction.

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