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Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.

What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!

#1

Single-People-Tweets

pandamusk Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
8 years ago

That needs more upvotes! Or is it only pandamusk and me...

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    #2

    Single-People-Tweets

    pinupteacher Report

    Aqua Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I'm gonna be that old lady who lives with 99 cats... I don't even like cats that much.

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    #3

    Single-People-Tweets

    DottyThorpe Report

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hahahahaha, genius!! :D

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    #4

    Single-People-Tweets

    RuthePhoenix Report

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sweet. Tell me how it goes!

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    #5

    Single People Tweets

    msdanifernandez Report

    Lomion
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    All my life is an internal fight: the infuriating desire to correct spelling versus the desire to have at least a couple of friends...

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    #6

    Single-People-Tweets

    RobinMcCauley Report

    aurora.australis
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person

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    #7

    Single-People-Tweets

    JasMoneyRecords Report

    Gabi Horvath
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I SO relate to this.

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    #8

    Single-People-Tweets

    RidiculousSheri Report

    UniversalMel
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Me... so me

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    #9

    Single People Tweets

    AngelaBrisk Report

    DannyG
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    We'll at least you don't have to deal with the s**t from other persons.

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    #10

    Single-People-Tweets

    p_smithson Report

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    next year you can ask her to be the mother of your kids

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    #11

    Single-People-Tweets

    ticklemelili Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Oh that would have hurt badly

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    #12

    Single-People-Tweets

    rhysjamesy Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    hahahahaha

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    #13

    Single-People-Tweets

    Tamashay Report

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    i can related to this

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    #14

    Single-People-Tweets

    notittryagain Report

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This should have been #1

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    #15

    Single-People-Tweets

    singleprob Report

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    No bait on the hook. Just saying...

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    #16

    Single-People-Tweets

    ethiopienne Report

    Asia
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    So true...

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    #17

    Single-People-Tweets

    Maaahyyy Report

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    it looks sad even in the pic

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    #18

    Single-People-Tweets

    VitorForte Report

    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    at least they can't stood you up

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    #19

    Single-People-Tweets

    chanelpuke Report

    just a thought!
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Stop loafing around and you'll be fine...😂😂

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    #20

    Single-People-Tweets

    helenadonahue Report

    Jim Lamb
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I can relate to this...

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    #21

    Single-People-Tweets

    tinatbh Report

    chris gill
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    who is the dad?

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    #22

    Single-People-Tweets

    MichaelJTiberi Report

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Fair enough :D

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    #23

    Single-People-Tweets

    ltsTina Report

    ItsYaBoi
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Then you kill it and start a villainous life alone and you'll be forever alone and this is getting too depressed

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    #24

    Single-People-Tweets

    bobvulfov Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I laughed out loud on this, or shall I say I lol'd?

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    #25

    Single-People-Tweets

    LilGlolita Report

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What a rollercoaster

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    #26

    Single-People-Tweets

    buhsbaby_baby Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This is worst kind of rejection IMO

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    #27

    Single-People-Tweets

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Picture it. A Best Western in 2008.....

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    #28

    Single-People-Tweets

    thedrunkjake Report

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    coz pizza trumps everything

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    #29

    Single-People-Tweets

    BoobsRadley Report

    Asia
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    It's funny but sometimes I think exactly like that. But then I laugh at myself. But then I don't.

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    #30

    Single-People-Tweets

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    hilarious!

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