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40 Brilliantly Literal Norwegian Words That Say Exactly What They Mean Illustrated By Me
I love languages and I really love funny words and phrases.
But as a Norwegian, I sometimes catch myself saying these weird things when I speak English because my brain directly translates the words. This causes some English-speaking people to scratch their heads—“What on earth is an Ice Bear? Or an Ink Squirt? And why would I eat a Lard Ring?”
So I made this Instagram account where I translate words from Norwegian to English in a bad way. I also add a drawing so people can understand what it is.
I hope people will like it, and maybe have a little laugh, also I hope that you guys can come up with words from your own language that would seem weird to non-speakers.
Hope you will enjoy these silly word translations!
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No idea why they named them this i only know that they are definitely right.
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I think it’s burned wine, not burning. as well as Nurse may be not sick sister but sister for the sick (in German the same, not "kranke Schwester" but "Kranken Schwester".
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Do Norwegian skunks have pink noses? North American skunks have black noses.
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"Skill Skating" in Finnish. Makes sense. a lot of it. I can barely skate normally lmao.
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Woets 5 years ago
It is fun to read how much our languages are alike (Dutch), many words translate the same. Small world. Thank you for sharing
Blinding_Darkness 5 years ago
I know one in German! 'Glove' in German is 'Handschuhe', like 'Hand shoe'. A glove is a shoe for the hand. Sorry if the spellings wrong lol.
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
this post is really interresting to show how we name things, in Nordic countries it's really practicall, like schornsteinfeger in german 'the one who cleans chimney" from "to sweep+chimney". In France we are more artistic like "barbe à papa", "daddys beard" for "candy floss".
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Elisabet Larsen 5 years ago (edited)
The translation of the toaster isnt right. If it was bread shaker it would be breadryster not bread rister. I know that google translate says it is the same. But it is not. Riste trandlates into toast og roast. Im not from norway. Im from Denmark but our language is very similar.
Jonette H 5 years ago
Actually, to "riste" means to shake :) Most norwegians don't use the word "ryste". But in the brødristers case, I suppose "riste" points to the toasting and not the shaking :)
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Woets 5 years ago
It is fun to read how much our languages are alike (Dutch), many words translate the same. Small world. Thank you for sharing
Blinding_Darkness 5 years ago
I know one in German! 'Glove' in German is 'Handschuhe', like 'Hand shoe'. A glove is a shoe for the hand. Sorry if the spellings wrong lol.
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
this post is really interresting to show how we name things, in Nordic countries it's really practicall, like schornsteinfeger in german 'the one who cleans chimney" from "to sweep+chimney". In France we are more artistic like "barbe à papa", "daddys beard" for "candy floss".
Load More Replies... Elisabet Larsen 5 years ago (edited)
The translation of the toaster isnt right. If it was bread shaker it would be breadryster not bread rister. I know that google translate says it is the same. But it is not. Riste trandlates into toast og roast. Im not from norway. Im from Denmark but our language is very similar.
Jonette H 5 years ago
Actually, to "riste" means to shake :) Most norwegians don't use the word "ryste". But in the brødristers case, I suppose "riste" points to the toasting and not the shaking :)
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