if you get out of the shower clean then how does your towel get dirty?

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The stem stump of a fruit or vegetable is like it’s bellybutton

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    #2

    I wonder what my Dog calls me

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    #3

    If belief was a choice, instead of being allergic to chlorine I would choose to believe if I went swimming I would gain the knowledge of the meaning of life and that's too much knowledge for one person to handle.

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    #4

    If I Was GOD: 1.Everybody would have a certain amount of words they could use per day. If you choose to spend your word count on dumb ones it goes donw and smart ones it goes up. When used up you're silent for the rest of the day

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