I Turn My Weird Thoughts Into Short Black And White Comics

Healthy diet.

That's a paradox tho

But that's not possible. Future him already has his left arm cut off. So present him would have grabbed at his right arm, cutting both arms off. But he still has his left arm. So...my head hurts.

clever humour is clever.

thank god he stopped before he drew a titmouse...

Dark.

*does european guy from family guy voice* it's funny coz he's a star shaped rock

and now we know.

His outfit was bomb af

The urge to write aeroplane has over taken me!

Like the saying "heads up!" Meaning to lower your head... Just why?

The Kanye West biography.

This reminds me of some of Demetri Martin's stuff.

I’m laughing way to hard at this XD

yikes

who stomps on a mouse tho?

You have to wait 3 seconds,then it is funny too :D

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Why does the bully look so much like me

That escalated quickly

Well at least she was killed by killbot in another comic

I now understand the other one

Jesus my head hurts

Dammit Toad!

I still think a group of squids should be called a squad

YESSS

sweet

Do you plant a face to make a face plant?

I want to marry you 😍 do you have a 06? 😘

And he uses the batbat

That is a great way to be more awake in the morning!