Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.
Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!
P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!
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Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV
Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon
This is honestly an amazing idea. It even has an aura of light around the 'moon' because of the light reflecting in at the end of the tunnel!
And if you spread shaving foam all on your face, you'll look like the moon from Mighty Boosh - an excellent comedy series from the UK.
Jupiter, I did a song! Ahaa you ain't got one!
Load More Replies...Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled
Me too pms I even look straight at my earphones -_-
Load More Replies...I think if they were tangled that much, the wires inside would be broken.
Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space
Works if you're using the tennis balls for walker sliders.
Load More Replies...I would love to see the look on my tennis playing family members of I blurted this one out.
It is a bit of work glueing them back together for each match though...
That's what the caption says...it stores 2 more balls than the one on the left (which has 3)...3+2=5
Load More Replies...Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick
Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?
In Washington, they can carry a gun into a Stadium. I can't see the point how having 60,000 guns in one place make it safer.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't want to come across a bear on a hike and forget your .45 is loaded with a mars bar.
This is funny, but sad. You can enter a public place with a lethal weapon but can't skim $2 off of a multi-million (maybe billion?) dollar business. We obviously don't value life very much.
As if it wasn't bad enough ,with all the school shootings ,mass killings and the sheer amount of people gunned down over there ,(which are,let's face it are very much mainly an American phenomenon),but now there is Trump to factor in ! And terrifyingly ,most of the types wanting to carry guns in the streets etc are his supporters....America needs some sensible gun laws,but there will be no change of that while Trump is pulling the strings :(
The "sheer amount of people gunned down" over here is less than .001% of the total population. It's just the media makes a ridiculous mountain out of a 'phenomenon' that has been occurring for over 50 years at the same rate per capita. You all across the pond just didn't hear about it till the age of 'instant gratification', with internet and smart phones.
Load More Replies...This is so wrong on so many levels and yet, I can't help but chuckle ...
This would work in Texas. Or you could just put candy in your purse or pocket lol
OHHH! The old Snickers in the gun barrel trick. ;) Gets them every time!
Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway
Wearing a surgical mask and occasionally coughing guarantees added personal space for my NYC subway rides. ;)
If it were black with metal covered spikes it would have been top fashion in the eighties
Given the X-Men movie franchise painted black it could be a fashion statement now!
Load More Replies...Shut up and take all my money! What is it and where can I get this?
3rd member of Legion of doom (old tag team from the wwf) legion-589...41c28a.jpg
Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving
And it is good because you are probably not using the seat belt for anything else!
great idea but it sends dentures flying across the car...
Load More Replies...Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water
My Galaxy S6 Active takes pics in the pool all the time. My son uses it as a dive stick.
HAHahahahahahaHahhahahahahahahahaaaaa *gasp* Haahahhahahahahahahahahahaha this slays
Wow, technology sure does move fast. You can do this with most new phones now
Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting
This reminds me of the cake that one kid in the movie Matilda is forced to eat...*cringe* it was a lot of cake, & I remember that scene well
Omg had the same thought! Chocolate cake always brings me back to that scene lol.
Load More Replies...My party policy is that I must try equal portions of all the foods so that no food feels left out.
Ooooooh yeeea. That's exactly why I'm the one to take the last piece when everyone else pretends to be too polite to eat it - so it won't feel lonely. And I actually say so too. Eheheh.
Load More Replies...I have it on good authority that this plan is feasible, and you only use one plate so it also cuts down dish washing...
This does not qualify as a s****y life tip. Leftover cake is a crime.
Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead
I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)
just like alcohol to make anything "permanent," not.
Load More Replies...I totally thought he meant to color the whole foot instead of buying new socks lol
Is this how people pretend they aren't poor too? S**t... I thought everyone didn't have holes except me. Wtf.
I will admit I have done this. I've done it with socks and when I wore a hole in my red toms I simply painted the offending toenail red.
I can use this with my purple shirt! (Too lazy to sew. Also because I can't sew)
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed
This one made me laugh... Actually, leaving boxes from expensive things by your curb is a really bad idea. There's a dumpster near my home so I cut down any box that screams, "expensive" and walk it to the dumpster at night. Before that dumpster was there I would take the boxes to work with me and use their dumpster.
I couldn't help but laugh either. Sad that people have become this idiotic. It's not like breaking down a box is a ton of work.
Load More Replies...I have long had a curiosity about this. Are people living in cities/suburbs prohibited from taking trash to the landfill or recycling center? I mean, I know you guys pay for trash pickup and wouldn't want to go often, but when you don't want potential thieves knowing you have a new big-ticket item, couldn't you just take the cardboard in yourself?
We aren't, but most people don't know they can do it. They assume "transfer stations" are municipal employees-only zones. For the rest of us, we get charged to use the TS, and it's just not worth it for one stupid television box.
Load More Replies...Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up
Yeah, the semi-warmth will do wonders for killing, not cultivating, all that bacteria ;)
Load More Replies...The heat coming out of the side of my laptop melted my gummy bears once.
Poor gummy bears. I can't imagine their suffering... melting in pain... slowly...
Load More Replies...I remember old Commodore 64 transformer was so hot it was able to warm a sausage with it.
Better do it with a paper bag or some such to not get the chargers unnecessarily dirty ;)
I do this to keep my breakfast eggs warm. My house is so cold in the morning that 1/4 through my meal, it is completely cold
Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired
They not only sell these, they use them in some hospitals for NICU babies, especially premies. This is actually really helpful for a lot of babies when a parent or caregiver can't be right there. I don't have one, but I assure you as a mother of four, I have totally used something with a bit of weight and my scent to help a baby stay asleep. A little baby shouldn't be put down like this (on their tummy), but this baby is clearly older.
This is actually a thing. My daughter had one in hospital! It's called the Zaky Glove. They're not entirely SIDS compliant but they can be used under supervision x
This is actually a great idea. Especially for the toddlers who wake up if you get up. Sometimes dishes have to get done.
Where was this when I had a baby?? Would have saved me sleepless hours leaning on the side of a crib?? 😂
I saw something that they're using similar to this for babies in NICU they can't be healt but this gives them comfort
Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip
for the super fancy people, add washi tape to your "orange holder". this is actually pretty smart
Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish
i'm really fat, and my shirts are never wrinkled! this works people!!!!
I haven't had to iron a shirt in 30 years! Talk about labor AND energy savings!
If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut
Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack
lol in all seriousness, I use eye goggles (cheap ones from the dollar store). I may look ridiculous, but I can get through cutting several onions without tears and burning eyes. Nothing else has worked better than goggles!
I literally chop onions for a living... That is to say that the bulk of the work I do is food preparation at a Philly Cheesesteak restaurant. I process more onions a week than most people process in a year. I don't quite understand how, but even though I abhor onions, I have become immune to their "tear producing" powers. I think it's just one of those things where if you do it often enough, you build up a resistance to it. So I guess... Pro-Tip: Process a 50 lb bag of onions at least once a day, every day for a week, and you will no longer suffer from onion tears. :D
Load More Replies...I'm a man. I use cutting onions as a disguise for letting out my emotions!
Supposedly, chewing gum prevents eyes from burning and tearing up.
It works for me. I started working on my cooking skills during pregnancy, when I was getting teary-eyed very easily, and with gum I could at least still see what I was doing - without, I'd have tears running down to my chin quickly.
Load More Replies...SEE #15 If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut[COLOUR] ???IRONY
Apparently, besides the plastic wrap, one MUST be shirtless to avoid those onion tears.
Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food
but does it taste good tho? like mint? (unless you use the shitty bubblegum kind, in which case, i apologize to you personally for its existence)
Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely
No wonder I hear screaming coming from the stall... ohhhhh...
No wonder i hear intense screaming coming from the stalls... ohhh
Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office
Wrap the fork in the foil from the top of the yogurt. I've also seen where you twist the foil into a spoon shape to use for eating (used this trick to feed the toddler applesauce it works great).
And I didn't read all the comments before I posted.
Load More Replies...Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns
Added bonus: No need for perfume, you'll smell great! (Because who DOESN'T love the smell of popcorn?!)
A boss I had PROHIBITED anyone cooking microwave popcorn at work. 1st offense - TERMINATION
Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice
I always put too much water in my phone. They should come with a ‘fill to this line’-line!
Load More Replies...Use This Tip If You Are A Student
you don't need health insurance to get life insurance.
Load More Replies...Well, it's not really a life hack if you're dead... So dead hack?
Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners
Get one of those new fangled self-cleaning cats, complete with tongue bumps
Load More Replies...Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power
which is really annoying. you have to hold it sideways the entire time you're using it so it doesn't turn into an 8.
Load More Replies...Make sure to put the plug into the last socket, not the first, so that the energy powers the other plugs power before it re-enters infinity!
Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience
Plot twist. It's a curved handle umbrella. want to know where he has the hook at? Lol
And have a "happy surprise" when a sudden gush of wind tilts it backwards.
Also an excellent theft deterrent...who wants to touch the bumbrella?!
Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta
Once I heard a story how some students cooked... well, how I explain this dish? It's russian popular thing, called "pelmeni", something similar you could know by the name "ravioli" maybe? So, if you don't know what it is just google it. It's basically a meatballs wrapped in a dough and they are cooked in boiling water. So, some students cooked them in an electric kettle. Only drawback was that all their tea had pelmeni flavour afterwards.
Save Money With This Life Hack
I was going for physio on my leg, so only shaved that one. Till he asked me to show him both legs so he could compare. Still mortified!!!
Load More Replies...not really saving money because three nails uses up hardly any polish. maybe if you went to a salon and asked them to only paint two nails
Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image
What's up here guys? This seems like a totally useful lifehack, you've got an easy scale for determining whether people have some form of colorblindness. The normal vision pencils look high-quality!
Can anyone else see the actual colors? They're so pretty, especially the light blue.
Hahahha! I was asking this question in one of the last week's post about Colour Blindess and how ppl even determined how Colour Blind people see colours, IF THEY NEVER SAW COLOURS and hence don't know what they SHOULD look like! :O Lol
Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life
not really. All that would happen is the server would get stiffed on a tip. You can't actually pay less than what you owe... this is a d**k move.
Load More Replies...Hmmmm I wonder what the restaurant would do... Probably just charge the amount for food and no tip? Either way, not very funny to the server.
If the server was rude or something, you can subtract a tip, because they upset you. But you can subtract the entire amount you owe, the post is saying.
Load More Replies...Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming
That the idea. It actually works like that when you put air conditioning on heating.
Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work
I know people I would like to suggest this to. Fortunately, some of them aren't bright enough not to do it.
Tried this, but I can never get farther than about 50 miles before I have to pull over & sleep...I'm warm tho!
Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill
At my supermarket they have a wheel blocking system that activates when you pass a threshold :( Stupid new inventions….
Load More Replies...When I was stationed in Germany I went into a large department store and picked up a basket to shop with. I made it about two more steps before I got stopped by security who told me I had to buy it before I could use it. I thought it was like stores here where you use it and leave it after you cash out.
Um, yes, that's how you do it. I have no idea whether you just made this up or if you went shopping in THE most weird store in existence, but I've lived in Germany for - literally - my whole life and I have never been in a single shop, department store or whatever where you had to buy your shopping basket. Nor has any person I've ever met in my whole life, by the way. Also: German department stores don't come with security guards. And shop detectives wouldn't care about what you're doing while you're entering the shop, but only whether you pay before leaving. I seriously don't know where you went, but it sure as hell wasn't a German department store. ^^"
Load More Replies...The reason it's a bad idea is because many shopping trolleys are galvanised. You should never eat off something that has been galvanised. Very bad. Make you poorly.
This is actually a pretty good life hack! Trolleys are everywhere in the wild!
Yes the added flavor of the paint on the bars makes for a special experience!
Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet
Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter
Defiantly thought about how It might be nice to break a small bone to get a couple of weeks off work...
Faster if you go to work after being up for 32 hours. You just sit and pass out cold on your desk. Just make sure you at least have something on your computer having to do with work.
Then if no one sees you you'll die and you won't have to work ever again
Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford
well 1 chance on 102340503202340 or 2 chance on 102340503202340... 2 chances still better
That`s what I was gonna say. Of course you increase your chances, by a little - yes, but still you do.
Load More Replies...well...I thinke the chances are 1 to 148 000 000 in a lottery 6 of 49...you have to buy a lot of tickets :-)
Sell your house, car, children, significant other. Quick cash, you can always buy them back when you win the Big One! Or maybe you won't want to when you win.
I haven't won yet doing that so maybe I should by more than I can afford.
isn't it still only 1 in 102340503202340 per ticket, just multiplied over how many possibilities below 102340503202340 you've chosen?
If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up
My cousin did that, he was sent to the hospital. Been blind for three weeks
tried this trick. my eyes wouldn't stfu all night and I barely got any sleep
Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up
Use Ketchup As A Bookmark
I mean, I've found a piece of bologna in a library book, so maybe?
Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip
Sometimes stupid people surprise me. *sometimes*
Load More Replies...I hate it when people comment this seriously XD did you think this is for real OR WHAT!=?ordf
Use Ruler For This Life Hack
Reminds me of Homer: "I'm late. Just give me a banana." Then he peels it, takes the banana out of the peel, stuffs the peel full of bacon and walks out the door.
That's not a ruler it's a speed square. I don't get it either.
Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic
it actually will work. And, bonus, you will find any cuts you were not aware of you had!
I do with my kids and works. also they no longer reply when I tell them to do something
Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings
This is so dumb the wood boards inside don't even need the shopping cart
Yup, Bored Panda encouraging people to steal, drive without your seatbelt... They must be short on viewers and in need of new ones.
Load More Replies...Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again
I actually did do this once.... I couldn't get a cooking oil stain out of a shirt I loved, so I put the whole shirt in a bucket with oil... it worked.. but then my shirt smelled like olive oil for a while! lmao
This tip is the only legit one in the lot. Re-enactors and costumers often use coffee or tea dying to age or tone down fabrics. Fix the colour with a vinegar rinse, th4n wash well. It will be tan or parchment, not a deep brown.
I know this one wants to be clever except that's exactly what you should do :D
Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks
Even better: fill your checkbook with all your information, and maybe even write your social security number on the front to know it's yours
Reminds me of a former work colleague, who had his house keys in one of those wallet like keychains. He had his name, phone and address, "in case I lose my keys I hope the one who finds them will be kind enough to call me for returning them..."
also you can get pickpocketed and everyone can steal your money!!! YAY!
I find what works best is if you fill out the amount as well, in standard units from $50 up to $25,000. Then you just let the person you're paying fill in their name. So quick and easy
Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping
so you thought all of the posts before this one were real? -_- smh
Load More Replies...They are really useful if you constantly put heavy bags in the passenger seat
This are actually for auto schools, when they are teaching them how to start the engine, how to park, how to go back, put the car in the garrage.
People working around cars in garages would beg for having a paire of these. The repetitive noise can become very annoying when your are not driving and working around cars. And this could be used to attach one seatbelt to another in the backseats, in order to secure a big object. Some vehicles have sensors that alert if there's a weight on the seat without buckling up. Anyway, you shouldn't need an alarm sound to make you wear your seatbelt.
Load More Replies...I actually knew someone who got a buckle from the scrap yard and left it in. One day we were getting petrol and I took it and put it in a bin
When the seat belt alarms first came out. Many people would fasten their belts and then sit on them. This was before the shoulder harness.
Could of used this when I worked security you don't always need your seat belts depending on what your doing
Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke
🎵"The big yellow joint, the big yellow joint. I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint"🎵
I heard about this several years ago and have made over $500 buying them at thrift stores
Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara
Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti
Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes
Actually washing mobo under water can be safe and legit way of cleaning it https://youtu.be/SVuI-Fn27-U
Load More Replies...You CAN wash electronics. I do it all the time. You should rinse with distilled water and give it a VERY long time to dry. I use my air compressor to blow out as much water as possible but then leave it to air dry for at least 2 weeks before putting any power through it. I always shake it well so I can either see water coming out or hear it sloshing around inside something. If neither of those things happen and it's been drying for a while then I use it. I've yet to have anything go wrong when I do this.
Electronic Engineer here: This is totally fine as long as you don't leave it long enough to corrode any of the metal parts
Don't forget the mineral deposits that might be left behind that need to be washed away with isopropyl alcohol very thoroughly.
Load More Replies...You should never do this unless you're ready to throw the bored away. In all honesty it would probably do fine as long as it wasn't live and especially if after thoroughly rinsing it you then rinse it with distilled water and isopropyl alcohol to ensure that there are no mineral deposits from the water. But it's better to avoid this anyway just to be safer
That worked with the old IBM keyboards, you could dismantle them and put them in the dishwasher.
Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock
Life hack: when stealing this person's lunch, just RIP THE FRICKING STYROFOAM
Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers
Hey, this works if you got a bunch of busted keyboards you ain't tossed yet.
Honestly, some people are geniuses! Most bored pandas are like that! We should ask for a second edition of crazy advices! Because trust me, there will be more!
Not too bad of an idea :D Wonder how long it´ll take untill this is all over pinterest.
Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas
Indeed! I was thinkong the Sams.. A silicon tit maybe?
Load More Replies...when the chicken breast looks like that... the crumbs and dust are the least of your concerns!!
It bothers me that no comments have been about salmonella or bacteria spreading...
It was an actual product thats sold. Its like a putty/gel and you use it to clean. Debris sticks to it and then you throw it away. It was marketed to computers keyboards electronics car interiors.... Things you wouldnt use water.
Then when you're finished cleaning. Throw a rub on it, stick it in the oven, and you've killed two birds with one stone.
http://www.lazada.com.my/5pcs-super-soft-sticky-clean-glue-gum-gel-cleaning-car-interiorkeyboard-dust-cleaner-13489923.html
Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard
Also, put your dirty dishes in the lawn for a day so ants and other critters will clean them for you.
Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)
When I was a teenager, my father mistakenly put power steering fluid in instead of break fluid. That was a really fun drive.
In many vehicles, mostly older, they actually are the same fluid and so interchangeable.
Load More Replies...I love how it reads 'break' fluid and not BRAKE fluid. That should clue you in!
Major car companies would love for you to do that. Trash your car so you have to buy a new one!
Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last
Millions of people would actually believe this. They all voted for Trump coincidentally.
Way to make something about politics and not at all funny.
Load More Replies...I actually do this. Not for luck though. I'm legally blind and have alot if eye pain and light sensitivity. So when it gets really bad I turn off all the lights thst may be on. I've gotten to where I'm used to moving around in the dark. I flip 2 smokes in my pack so I know when I'm running low and wll need a new pack. I'd quit all together but hey, I don't drink, I don't use drugs, I don't have one night stands or hookups...my kids are adults now (and don't smoke) and I've got to die of something...if I smoke I gave the option of accelerated lung cancer, heart disease, colon cancer, or being shot by an errant bullet meant for some gang banger who made a your mama joke.
Really, we did this when I was a teenager in the 70's. I no longer smoke.
Bottom text should be: Now you know when you're out of cigarettes :)
Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast
You would have a cool cup of coffee and a warm raw egg to eat.
Load More Replies...Someone has found a way to make a hard-boiled egg even worse! Why not just crack that egg open and let it poach in your coffee. You can save even more time by drinking your egg while you drink your coffee.
Fold a paperclip into one of those spoons they give in easter egg dye kits. This would probably work then. ee-5ba778e5e6865.jpg
Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch
every parent knows little kids don't want to eat anything exept its favorite one thing
Why not keep your dangerous prescriptions there too and all the knives and guns. Just put it all right there FCK it. Unbelievable
Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans
Everyone knows that your belly button is to hold the salt to dip your celery in...
Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds
This is how I took apart my Nintendo 64 controller to spray paint it gold. It faded to green later in spots but still I got my limited edition gold controller and system.
Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel
Bananagel sounds like a business idea no one will ever be interested in.
this is good if you need to go somewere, grab breakfast, and only have one hand.
Me: hey guys look! NASA: hmm, yes, we've never thought of this before. It could be the answer to everything...
And then get sued by your female colleague sitting next to you for "sexual intimidation"
Money Tip
haha, but seriously. It's a myth you can't be charged for a crime in international waters.
Water Cool Your Computer When It's Running Too Hot To Keep The Temperatures Down
There are water-cooled computers. But they're exspensive as hell and heavy as hell.
Use A High-Powered Box Fan And Funnel To Quickly Paint Interior Walls
This should only be done for colour refreshing (and should be kept as a "professional" secret)
And he pictures the cheapest box fan available. One that only lasts one season at best.
If you had white walls (actually painted line a non-idiot), you could probably do this hack-hack with color paint and make a cool splatter art motif.
Put Earplugs In Your Nose To Make It Harder To Breathe
Replace A Broken Ring Of The Shower Curtain With This Easy Hack
Yeah cause I have about 10 of these lying around the house and I don’t know what to do with them
Now I finally have something to do with my extra pair of handcuffs lying around! Who woulda thought
Make Homemade Wet Wipes By Soaking Toilet Paper Under Warm Water
The title of this collection makes it pretty clear these are supposed to be ridiculous...
Holy s**t. I thought this was a guy sewing a cloth to his hand at first glance!
None of this stuff is to be taken seriously. It's all stupid, but that's the whole point.
I really do this and I'm not ashamed of it. I don't even use warm water. Tissues and toilet paper are equivalent in my experience.
I bet Caitlyn is a lot of fun at parties....she brings a stack of coasters with her I bet.
When You Break A Glass In The Kitchen, Press The Inner Fleshy Part Of Your Hand Against The Floor To Pick Up The Tiniest Glass Shards That Your Broom And Vacuum Leave Behind
I saw the photo and just..... hssshhhhhhhh I made a mistake coming here
Pouring chilli sauce as a disinfectant *thumbs up*
Load More Replies...Actually, if you break a glass in the kitchen, or in the carpet, and you think there might be more glass after sweeping and / or vacuuming, use duct tape. Put down strips over the entire area where the glass was and pull up the strips. Do it a few times, actually. That picks up even the tiniest particle of glass. Then go over the spot with a Clorox wet wipe in case there's adhesive left on the floor.
Put A Can Of Beer Between Your Legs When There Is No Beer Holder In Your Car
Beer holders are standard equipment in Texas. Not so much in California. Wine holders there, mostly.
Access iPhone 7 Headphone Jack With This Simple Hack
Thanks for the exact mm sizing tip. I've been trying to get the correct size for a week.
Put Dried Oak Chips Directly On The Elements Of Your Electric Oven To Give Chicken And Other Meats A Delicious Smokey Flavor While They Cook
Or, you know, spill turkey drippings while you're pulling the turkey out for Thanksgiving dinner. Then the green bean casserole you cook while the turkey rests will have that nice smoky flavor...yeah
I had a client who did that... did not enjoy doing the incident report for the fire though
No no. Children works too. We have smoked children once or twice a month. Delicious
Roll Your Window Down, Put A Six Pack Of Beer On It And Roll It Back Up To Keep Half Your Beer Cold On Your Commute To Work
Are you crazy!? That's REALLY dangerous!!! You might loose the cans on the outside!!!
Load More Replies...Add An Extra 1-2 PSI To The Driver Side Front Tire When Inflating Your Tires, Because That's The One That Has To Support Your Fat Ass
Some people may need more inflation. Some spouses may need to reduce the psi before driving.
Yes, really rude. And hilarious!. I wonder how many of the people who take these tips seriously will try it?
Pray Yourself In The Eyes With Windex To Quickly Clean Your Contacts Without The Hassle Of Removing Them
Greek person checking in. This works for more purposes than you'd think
One of the warnings on sight savers eyeglass cleaning spray says "not for use on contact lenses" Would someone be dumb enough to actually do that? Apparently so if they had to put it there. Kind of like the McDonalds coffee lady which resulted in us needing to put "caution hot" on cups.
Use A Hair Dryer To Preheat A Pizza If You Don't Have A Microwave
the iron is important as it provides the nice crispy crust
Load More Replies...I like grilled cheese did you know that you can make it with an iron or a toaster turned on its side?
We have REALLY done this and quite successfully but with a heat gun, not a hair dryer.
Preheat or reheat? I wish would spell and grammar check before posting.
Use Plastic Wrap As A Waterproof Phone Case
Ziploc bag works better because there aren't any seams for the water to seep through like plastic wrap. My sister uses it all the time, it works.
I'm a professional diver and this is the way we do underwater pictures and videos
These are all joke life hacks people. No one is actually suggesting that people do these.
Use An Extension Cord To Maximize The Length When Phone Charger Is Too Short To Reach The Outlet
The resistance in a cord that long would be too high, so a phone charger that draws little current in the first place would barely get a charge.
Load More Replies...The joke is that the extension cord is insanely long, not that an extension cord isn't a good idea.
Seriously though, why the f**k are the charging cords ALWAYS so short.
So I guess nobody sees anything wrong with using a 20ft extension cord for an extra couple of feet? "Don't mind the huge pile of cord that takes up half my living room floor space, I'm just using it to charge my phone.
Never Buy Dental Floss Again! Attach A Small Handle In The Middle Of The Dispenser And Use It To Retract The Floss After You Use It Instead Of Tearing Off A New Piece Each Time
Added bonus: flavoured just like the chunks of food you already flossed out
I think I just threw up a little...wait, I'll get my reusable floss!
Load More Replies...Use Knives To Hang Shit Without Damaging Anything
My husband literally hung my curtains like this. I wish I could post a pic lol
Use This Life Hack And No One Will Know There Are Holes In Your Shoes
Combine Bathroom Breaks And Lunch Breaks To Maximise Time Efficiency
or, just put your food in the toilet to save time and energy for eating, digesting and getting rid of it..
Load More Replies...Boss make a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time!
Just don’t set it on the floor like this guy did lol this is something I’ve kinda done before when I had to pee during my lunch break on busy days at my old job
Marinate, Season, And Tenderize Your Steak All At The Same Time! Add One Cup Off Bbq, Teriyaki, Or Other Flavored Sauce To The Washing Machine, And Run Your Steaks On A Short No Rinse Cycle. Add Spices And Herbs To The Fabric Softener Dispenser For Added Flavor
I'm cringing thinking of some poor mom having to clean this message out of her dryer because their teenage saw it on Facebook and thought it would be a quick way to help with dinner.
It didn't say to dry it. This actually works if you need to marinate about 50 pounds of steak.
Load More Replies...Collect The Gummy Catsup Gaskets That Form Around The Top Of The Lid And Put Them In School Lunches As A Healthy Alternative To Sugary Fruit Snacks. Plus They're Loaded With Vitamin C
Alternative to "sugary snacks" I'm pretty sure ketchup is mostly sugar.
What's so funny about it? It's the original name and it's still used in some regions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup
Load More Replies...Use A Projector Instead Of Spilling Yoghurt Everywhere When Your Spoon Is Constantly Tipping Over Your Yoghurt Container
It's brilliant how seriously some people respond to all these great Martha Stewart- like tips.
Yeah, it's not like the title of the post is "s****y life hacks" or anything.
Load More Replies...This is actually not yoghurt, but a different dairy product known as "kesam" in Norwegian. I recognize the brand, "Tine".
Henrik is right. This is an important distinction.
Load More Replies...They missed a tip--- ingesting or injecting disinfectant to get rid of Covid. Jeez, like he said; he's not a doctor but he has a good you-know-what.... Lawyer? Golf cart? IDFK
The person that used their CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and the one that called the Butterball hotline on Thanksgiving wondering why her turkey had a waxy like texture on the outside (she never took the wrapping off!)
If you find yourself enjoying the light-hearted approach to impractical advice, you might also appreciate the transformative power of styling, as shown in another fascinating compilation.
While these tips won't improve your life in any significant way, a well-placed haircut can make a world of difference in a person's appearance as seen in these incredible before and after transformations of men's haircuts.
Thus reminds me of an incident at work. I'm security at a hotel, and we had a genius maid that decided to cut her work time in half by mixing all of her cleaning chemicals into one spray bottle. Guess who got to drag her unconcious body out into the hallway?
Men... don’t buy expensive ribbed condoms, just put a handful of frozen peas into a regular condom before strapping it on!
I've been so busy before that I had to eat lunch and c**p at the same time.
Furnace not working? Just build a campfire in the middle of your living room
Thus reminds me of an incident at work. I'm security at a hotel, and we had a genius maid that decided to cut her work time in half by mixing all of her cleaning chemicals into one spray bottle. Guess who got to drag her unconcious body out into the hallway?
Men... don’t buy expensive ribbed condoms, just put a handful of frozen peas into a regular condom before strapping it on!
I've been so busy before that I had to eat lunch and c**p at the same time.
Furnace not working? Just build a campfire in the middle of your living room
