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Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.

Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!

#1

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

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Solrac
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but the principle is right.

Quân Đồng Sĩ
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it looks stupid but it works, it is not stupid

Julian Utting
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally a s****y life tip, can't argue with that.

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    #2

    Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

    Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably use my buttcheeks ... moon moon

    Gedalyah Reback
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly an amazing idea. It even has an aura of light around the 'moon' because of the light reflecting in at the end of the tunnel!

    Veronika Nótár
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you spread shaving foam all on your face, you'll look like the moon from Mighty Boosh - an excellent comedy series from the UK.

    nbHawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy looks slightly high

    Mező Ádám
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for some reason i find this one hilarious :D

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like this if I did selfies.

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    #3

    Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

    Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true! My friend tried it!!!1!!1!!

    Ally Cathcart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha I laughed out loud on this one

    Katy de Haviland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too pms I even look straight at my earphones -_-

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if they were tangled that much, the wires inside would be broken.

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    #4

    Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

    Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

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    Alice Felden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works if you're using the tennis balls for walker sliders.

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    Martine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did no one think of this any sooner 😱

    Alene Walden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the look on my tennis playing family members of I blurted this one out.

    Gigg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best advice ever heard !!

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a bit of work glueing them back together for each match though...

    John Williamson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's only 5 balls in the right tube

    Lizzie Pardue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the caption says...it stores 2 more balls than the one on the left (which has 3)...3+2=5

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    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am sure you can fit more balls if shredded

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one use half of a tennis ball?

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    #5

    Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

    Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

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    Sheralyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?

    David Rivers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Washington, they can carry a gun into a Stadium. I can't see the point how having 60,000 guns in one place make it safer.

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    Linden Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want to come across a bear on a hike and forget your .45 is loaded with a mars bar.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll keep using my handbag, thanks.

    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but sad. You can enter a public place with a lethal weapon but can't skim $2 off of a multi-million (maybe billion?) dollar business. We obviously don't value life very much.

    Peta Hurley-Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it wasn't bad enough ,with all the school shootings ,mass killings and the sheer amount of people gunned down over there ,(which are,let's face it are very much mainly an American phenomenon),but now there is Trump to factor in ! And terrifyingly ,most of the types wanting to carry guns in the streets etc are his supporters....America needs some sensible gun laws,but there will be no change of that while Trump is pulling the strings :(

    Angela Altomare
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "sheer amount of people gunned down" over here is less than .001% of the total population. It's just the media makes a ridiculous mountain out of a 'phenomenon' that has been occurring for over 50 years at the same rate per capita. You all across the pond just didn't hear about it till the age of 'instant gratification', with internet and smart phones.

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    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong on so many levels and yet, I can't help but chuckle ...

    Adam Mazur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least half of u don't get the bitter joke

    Julie Nemer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would work in Texas. Or you could just put candy in your purse or pocket lol

    Roisin Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHH! The old Snickers in the gun barrel trick. ;) Gets them every time!

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    #6

    Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

    Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a surgical mask and occasionally coughing guarantees added personal space for my NYC subway rides. ;)

    Alene Walden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were black with metal covered spikes it would have been top fashion in the eighties

    Nona Wallert
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the X-Men movie franchise painted black it could be a fashion statement now!

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    Violet Camicat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take all my money! What is it and where can I get this?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd member of Legion of doom (old tag team from the wwf) legion-589...41c28a.jpg legion-589232e41c28a.jpg

    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd Longest Reigning WWE Tag Team Champions

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    Linden Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the face of the dude on the left

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    #7

    Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

    Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or buy the unattached ones in the other post, and just use those.

    Kathy MacIver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is good because you are probably not using the seat belt for anything else!

    Ian Wood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that what the belt's for?

    Joshua Smythe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door catch works better, and the lid falls out the open door.

    Gay Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great idea but it sends dentures flying across the car...

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    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy an unattached one. Plug it in.then use the seat belt as an opener

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    #8

    Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

    Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

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    Jmich Lala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a Samsung Note 7 to boil your water as well

    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in an empty glass to use as a speaker.

    John Banasik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Galaxy S6 Active takes pics in the pool all the time. My son uses it as a dive stick.

    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHahahahahahaHahhahahahahahahahaaaaa *gasp* Haahahhahahahahahahahahahaha this slays

    RidingMyPetKangarooToWork
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, technology sure does move fast. You can do this with most new phones now

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! This worked like a charm. You know, for a moment.

    Jmich Lala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use also a Note 7 for water boiler

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    #9

    Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

    Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fat kid, I can confirm ... this works!

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the cake that one kid in the movie Matilda is forced to eat...*cringe* it was a lot of cake, & I remember that scene well

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg had the same thought! Chocolate cake always brings me back to that scene lol.

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My party policy is that I must try equal portions of all the foods so that no food feels left out.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooh yeeea. That's exactly why I'm the one to take the last piece when everyone else pretends to be too polite to eat it - so it won't feel lonely. And I actually say so too. Eheheh.

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    Steve Pilch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not recommended with Wedding cake

    Gay Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have it on good authority that this plan is feasible, and you only use one plate so it also cuts down dish washing...

    Margaret Horn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS MY IDEA OF A REAL CAKE-MOISTNESS IDEA!

    Kelly Pettit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not qualify as a s****y life tip. Leftover cake is a crime.

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    #10

    Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

    Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)

    Maeoll Kim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like alcohol to make anything "permanent," not.

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    Sarah Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally thought he meant to color the whole foot instead of buying new socks lol

    Athena Padgett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like the pokey subway vest. She's onto something

    Christine Waters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this how people pretend they aren't poor too? S**t... I thought everyone didn't have holes except me. Wtf.

    Sarah Carbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will admit I have done this. I've done it with socks and when I wore a hole in my red toms I simply painted the offending toenail red.

    Elisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but I'm my opinion it looks stupid after you take your sick if

    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can use this with my purple shirt! (Too lazy to sew. Also because I can't sew)

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    #11

    Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed

    Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a good idea......

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh... Actually, leaving boxes from expensive things by your curb is a really bad idea. There's a dumpster near my home so I cut down any box that screams, "expensive" and walk it to the dumpster at night. Before that dumpster was there I would take the boxes to work with me and use their dumpster.

    Kathleen Parsons
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't help but laugh either. Sad that people have become this idiotic. It's not like breaking down a box is a ton of work.

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have long had a curiosity about this. Are people living in cities/suburbs prohibited from taking trash to the landfill or recycling center? I mean, I know you guys pay for trash pickup and wouldn't want to go often, but when you don't want potential thieves knowing you have a new big-ticket item, couldn't you just take the cardboard in yourself?

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We aren't, but most people don't know they can do it. They assume "transfer stations" are municipal employees-only zones. For the rest of us, we get charged to use the TS, and it's just not worth it for one stupid television box.

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    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then the neighbor did the same thing...

    Punkit Gupta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I parked my car on my neighbor's side... and it got stolen.

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or break down the box and throw it away piece by piece...

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    #12

    Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

    Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

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    Adrian Stubergh Stensrud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the semi-warmth will do wonders for killing, not cultivating, all that bacteria ;)

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    Deanne Dooley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heat coming out of the side of my laptop melted my gummy bears once.

    Carolina Santos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor gummy bears. I can't imagine their suffering... melting in pain... slowly...

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    Ari Niemelä
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember old Commodore 64 transformer was so hot it was able to warm a sausage with it.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that slight heated electric wire taste that makes it the best.

    Teppo Hytönen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better do it with a paper bag or some such to not get the chargers unnecessarily dirty ;)

    Carlos Aguirre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this when my coffe gets cold

    Jenny King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to keep my breakfast eggs warm. My house is so cold in the morning that 1/4 through my meal, it is completely cold

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laptop chargers also make great footwarmers too

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    #13

    Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired

    Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired

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    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They not only sell these, they use them in some hospitals for NICU babies, especially premies. This is actually really helpful for a lot of babies when a parent or caregiver can't be right there. I don't have one, but I assure you as a mother of four, I have totally used something with a bit of weight and my scent to help a baby stay asleep. A little baby shouldn't be put down like this (on their tummy), but this baby is clearly older.

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this one is very useful

    Jim Connolly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a thing. My daughter had one in hospital! It's called the Zaky Glove. They're not entirely SIDS compliant but they can be used under supervision x

    Ophelia Brooks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a great idea. Especially for the toddlers who wake up if you get up. Sometimes dishes have to get done.

    Bonnie Rourke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works, read up on weighted blankets.

    Denise Carpenter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally a real life hack! Great idea.

    Jessica Rae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this when I had a baby?? Would have saved me sleepless hours leaning on the side of a crib?? 😂

    Christine Keck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something that they're using similar to this for babies in NICU they can't be healt but this gives them comfort

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    #14

    Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

    Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

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    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one…it is very inspired :)

    Onyx Axe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this every now and then

    Maggie Grover Bacher
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the super fancy people, add washi tape to your "orange holder". this is actually pretty smart

    person (i think)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roomate actually does this sometimes!

    Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom uses them when she paints rocks

    Roisin Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing screams class like a fancy Orange holder.

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    #15

    Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

    Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k, they know my secret plan!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm really fat, and my shirts are never wrinkled! this works people!!!!

    Meredith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great tip, but, as a lazy person, wouldn't it be easier just to buy tight shirts?

    William Bloomquist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had to iron a shirt in 30 years! Talk about labor AND energy savings!

    LT
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get fat enough you can even save money on dry cleaning; I just steam my own blazers!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you can volunteer for the NASA thread stress test.

    Siddharth Rath
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*** jis nipples are out and clear.

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    #16

    If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

    If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then they'll be mad and no longer crying

    Gay Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll either stop crying, or you'll start...:)

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a slap upside the head you will get.

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the answer is 'yes' 90% of the time

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    #17

    Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

    Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol in all seriousness, I use eye goggles (cheap ones from the dollar store). I may look ridiculous, but I can get through cutting several onions without tears and burning eyes. Nothing else has worked better than goggles!

    Cody Wagar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally chop onions for a living... That is to say that the bulk of the work I do is food preparation at a Philly Cheesesteak restaurant. I process more onions a week than most people process in a year. I don't quite understand how, but even though I abhor onions, I have become immune to their "tear producing" powers. I think it's just one of those things where if you do it often enough, you build up a resistance to it. So I guess... Pro-Tip: Process a 50 lb bag of onions at least once a day, every day for a week, and you will no longer suffer from onion tears. :D

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    Louiiiise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about onions, I just want his hair color!

    Jess Hodges
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man. I use cutting onions as a disguise for letting out my emotions!

    Luke Heironimus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly, chewing gum prevents eyes from burning and tearing up.

    Susanne Piehl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works for me. I started working on my cooking skills during pregnancy, when I was getting teary-eyed very easily, and with gum I could at least still see what I was doing - without, I'd have tears running down to my chin quickly.

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    Tony Formica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SEE #15 If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut[COLOUR] ???IRONY

    Jenny King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, besides the plastic wrap, one MUST be shirtless to avoid those onion tears.

    Lara Wy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sunglasses work too haha. You also look cool while chopping #besttipever

    Tanya Playle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spend the $10 on a mini food processor and call it a day.

    Quant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually nose is half of the problem

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    #18

    Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

    Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Mr. Bean would do lol.

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this will totally work on kids!

    Lavinia Pitts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but does it taste good tho? like mint? (unless you use the shitty bubblegum kind, in which case, i apologize to you personally for its existence)

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    #19

    Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

    Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

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    Gay Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a sick puppy because this one made me laugh.

    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or wear adult diaper everywhere you go

    Setherdo21 Team 11 For da win!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder I hear screaming coming from the stall... ohhhhh...

    Tui Babbington
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is going up in the work site dunny!!...

    Setherdo21 Team 11 For da win!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder i hear intense screaming coming from the stalls... ohhh

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    #20

    Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office

    Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office

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    Neal Woodworth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's obviously scotch tape though....

    Beth Jesperson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrap the fork in the foil from the top of the yogurt. I've also seen where you twist the foil into a spoon shape to use for eating (used this trick to feed the toddler applesauce it works great).

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape is not what has been applied to that fork

    Leo Meyers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As dumb as not knowing what duct tape is -vs- what scotch tape is.

    Tom Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I didn't read all the comments before I posted.

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    Janina Haas
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I made a spoon out of alufoil because i got hungry in a car

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    #21

    Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns

    Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns

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    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus: No need for perfume, you'll smell great! (Because who DOESN'T love the smell of popcorn?!)

    Jeff Sera
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put a whole bowl in your hood. No butter stains!

    Louiiiise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete with dandruff seasoning, yummy!

    Wizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i saw this on five minute crafts lol

    Shelly Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boss I had PROHIBITED anyone cooking microwave popcorn at work. 1st offense - TERMINATION

    Jeremiah Thompson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would definitely help people who suffer from dry hair!

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    #22

    Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice

    Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice

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    Peitto Burrito
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I always thought it was other way around... how silly of me!

    Jan-Kjetil Jess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put too much water in my phone. They should come with a ‘fill to this line’-line!

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    Moisés Brignoni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rice will atract asians to fix your phones afterwards.

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    #23

    Use This Tip If You Are A Student

    Use This Tip If You Are A Student

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't die because you have no insurance.

    Jennie Ahrend
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't need health insurance to get life insurance.

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    Brian Tyler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than voting Labour.....

    Jessie Taormina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then my cosigners are just on the hook.

    loyalhufflepuff07
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not really a life hack if you're dead... So dead hack?

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh, this is also my retirement plan.

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    #24

    Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners

    Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners

    Dialgax Report

    ziwo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a little brother/sister ....

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    Heather Cox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yay. Because I love washing the cat instead.

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get one of those new fangled self-cleaning cats, complete with tongue bumps

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    Nga Kieu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good ways to shreds hair on the floor

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half the mess is probably their fur anyway 😆

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    #25

    Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power

    Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power

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    Bill Gunn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only works if you loop the cord into the shape of infinity symbol

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is really annoying. you have to hold it sideways the entire time you're using it so it doesn't turn into an 8.

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always funny again, but it's not to be recommended. I tried once and burnt my house down.

    Gigg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and press the red button to start

    Stefan Thomas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure to put the plug into the last socket, not the first, so that the energy powers the other plugs power before it re-enters infinity!

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Infinite, inf-infinite power(power, power, power, power)...

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    #26

    Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience

    Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience

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    Brianna Karsten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist. It's a curved handle umbrella. want to know where he has the hook at? Lol

    Highwalker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, precisely my thoughts too when i saw this!

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have a "happy surprise" when a sudden gush of wind tilts it backwards.

    Nick Terrell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, there's a "J" shape at the bottom of this umbrella.

    Lizzie Pardue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also an excellent theft deterrent...who wants to touch the bumbrella?!

    Stanley Ma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha I did the same thing while in Spain

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    #27

    Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta

    Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta

    xeno27 Report

    Lena Sterling
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add water for a quick and easy death

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These jokes are wasted on some people here...

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll try that tonight... i'll give you a head-up tomorrow if it really work

    Mackenzie Nelson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put pasta in a bath bomb?

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t! HAHAHAHAHA! Who'd be stupid enough to try this?

    James Mills
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't that just over cook my pasta?

    Илья Берляев
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I heard a story how some students cooked... well, how I explain this dish? It's russian popular thing, called "pelmeni", something similar you could know by the name "ravioli" maybe? So, if you don't know what it is just google it. It's basically a meatballs wrapped in a dough and they are cooked in boiling water. So, some students cooked them in an electric kettle. Only drawback was that all their tea had pelmeni flavour afterwards.

    Elisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't the toaster blow up

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez how dirty is that toaster?

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    #28

    Save Money With This Life Hack

    Save Money With This Life Hack

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And shave only parts of your legs that will be exposed XD

    Kaz Baz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going for physio on my leg, so only shaved that one. Till he asked me to show him both legs so he could compare. Still mortified!!!

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    Nancy Arnold
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm I've done this a few times !

    Aneta M.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not normal? Okay :<

    Breanna Hurkmans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really saving money because three nails uses up hardly any polish. maybe if you went to a salon and asked them to only paint two nails

    Mező Ádám
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definetly gonin to try this

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    #29

    Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image

    Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image

    BlackKn1ght Report

    JoJo The Otaku Potato
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I don't know what type of colour blindness I have...

    Kahlo Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up here guys? This seems like a totally useful lifehack, you've got an easy scale for determining whether people have some form of colorblindness. The normal vision pencils look high-quality!

    BoredBunnies
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone else see the actual colors? They're so pretty, especially the light blue.

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I particularly like the emerald green.

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahha! I was asking this question in one of the last week's post about Colour Blindess and how ppl even determined how Colour Blind people see colours, IF THEY NEVER SAW COLOURS and hence don't know what they SHOULD look like! :O Lol

    PixelShroom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD NEWS GUYS! I COULD SEE ALL THE COLORS!

    Manisha Subedi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, what's the fifth color from left. My set never had that one.

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    #30

    Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life

    Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life

    jerseyeagle Report

    B Sheppard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really. All that would happen is the server would get stiffed on a tip. You can't actually pay less than what you owe... this is a d**k move.

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    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm I wonder what the restaurant would do... Probably just charge the amount for food and no tip? Either way, not very funny to the server.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very humble. What about -1.000.000.000 ?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to leave that on the table and then make a run for it.

    BoredBunnies
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the server was rude or something, you can subtract a tip, because they upset you. But you can subtract the entire amount you owe, the post is saying.

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They upped the service tax on my country. So yeah, they BETTER pay me for patronising their restaurant!

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    #31

    Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming

    Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming

    imgur Report

    Fernando Fumero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's actually the principle of heat pumps...

    Sue Boylan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reducing global warming, I like that! LMFAO

    Yael Furman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That the idea. It actually works like that when you put air conditioning on heating.

    Bruce Kunde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll be seeing this outside every college dorm

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    #32

    Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work

    Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work

    theregoesmyeye Report

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant !!!

    Day Oliveira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It scares me that some people would try this.

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It scares me that some people take these tips seriously.

    Amelia Ch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good tip for someone who don't like to spend holidays with family or don't like family at all or don't like to live...

    Peter Hanus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to try it! I'll let you know how it goes.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people I would like to suggest this to. Fortunately, some of them aren't bright enough not to do it.

    Riccardo Mancini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the car now and it really wor.......

    Tiago Cabral
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shot kill you and your family.... lol

    Highwalker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one gets the Darwin award!!

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried this, but I can never get farther than about 50 miles before I have to pull over & sleep...I'm warm tho!

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    #33

    Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill

    Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that' s not expensive, they cost only one Euro here

    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my supermarket they have a wheel blocking system that activates when you pass a threshold :( Stupid new inventions….

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was stationed in Germany I went into a large department store and picked up a basket to shop with. I made it about two more steps before I got stopped by security who told me I had to buy it before I could use it. I thought it was like stores here where you use it and leave it after you cash out.

    Sonja Gerlings
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, yes, that's how you do it. I have no idea whether you just made this up or if you went shopping in THE most weird store in existence, but I've lived in Germany for - literally - my whole life and I have never been in a single shop, department store or whatever where you had to buy your shopping basket. Nor has any person I've ever met in my whole life, by the way. Also: German department stores don't come with security guards. And shop detectives wouldn't care about what you're doing while you're entering the shop, but only whether you pay before leaving. I seriously don't know where you went, but it sure as hell wasn't a German department store. ^^"

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    Jade Stimpson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason it's a bad idea is because many shopping trolleys are galvanised. You should never eat off something that has been galvanised. Very bad. Make you poorly.

    PixelShroom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save on shipping carts by borrowing them from your local Walmart.

    Tom Ashton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a pretty good life hack! Trolleys are everywhere in the wild!

    Sue Boylan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the added flavor of the paint on the bars makes for a special experience!

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can keep it warm on the top part.

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    #34

    Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet

    Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet

    RossPatric Report

    Rakesh Pandey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toothpick can be used when you lose the fork in the noodles.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a spoon and you won't spill any rice.

    Jade O' Potato
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one. This is the one that killed me. x'D

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you still have to know how to use chopsticks, just saying.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just NICE, it should be on the top!

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, "use chopsticks if you haven't mastered a fork yet."

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    #35

    Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter

    Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter

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    Roisin Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defiantly thought about how It might be nice to break a small bone to get a couple of weeks off work...

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps to have the computer turned on

    Heather Cox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faster if you go to work after being up for 32 hours. You just sit and pass out cold on your desk. Just make sure you at least have something on your computer having to do with work.

    Yax Berdura
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then if no one sees you you'll die and you won't have to work ever again

    #36

    Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford

    Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford

    nowhathappenedwas Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well 1 chance on 102340503202340 or 2 chance on 102340503202340... 2 chances still better

    Milos Gajic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That`s what I was gonna say. Of course you increase your chances, by a little - yes, but still you do.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a million of 1$ lottery tickets to win a million dollars.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...I thinke the chances are 1 to 148 000 000 in a lottery 6 of 49...you have to buy a lot of tickets :-)

    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell your house, car, children, significant other. Quick cash, you can always buy them back when you win the Big One! Or maybe you won't want to when you win.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tips to losing your life savings

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb... but it's fox news so

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't won yet doing that so maybe I should by more than I can afford.

    Erik Walters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't it still only 1 in 102340503202340 per ticket, just multiplied over how many possibilities below 102340503202340 you've chosen?

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    #37

    If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up

    If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up

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    Zombie Gurl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin did that, he was sent to the hospital. Been blind for three weeks

    ziwo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    replace coffee with LSD for better effect

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao this was from Denny's tumblr

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't dennys post this on their tumblr? lmao

    Erik Walters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tried this trick. my eyes wouldn't stfu all night and I barely got any sleep

    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more worries about finals for that cousin.

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    #38

    Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up

    Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up

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    Gigg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooooo daaark !!!

    PixelShroom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to send this to Putin.

    Jake Hicks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the style and colors don't make you suicidal the price will

    Lisa Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do it - just the message for the suicider-to-be! ;)

    Vasanth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the shoes seem to laugh hard

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    #39

    Use Ketchup As A Bookmark

    Use Ketchup As A Bookmark

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    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD ONE RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK LIKE THAT?

    ziwo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are out of ketchup just use mustard

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some school library patrons have done that in the past.

    Ben Lavalleur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried it, but my ipad got really sticky

    Neeha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your friend loves mystery novels, this is the perfect prank...

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was that damn 50 Shades book?

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    Vexor Shadewing
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I've found a piece of bologna in a library book, so maybe?

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    #40

    Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip

    Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip

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    Buzz L.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can also bite it hard to stop the current..

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like Mr. Trump's idea about how to cure someone with the corona virus with bleach

    Philip Flowers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will also really get a charge out of it.

    Elena Mendiola Illescas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people comment this seriously XD did you think this is for real OR WHAT!=?ordf

    Heather Vaughan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let natural selection go to work LMAO

    Sue Boylan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people would actually try this?

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    #41

    Use Ruler For This Life Hack

    Use Ruler For This Life Hack

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Homer: "I'm late. Just give me a banana." Then he peels it, takes the banana out of the peel, stuffs the peel full of bacon and walks out the door.

    Katy de Haviland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg im literally crying with laughter

    Jonathan Bendickson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a ruler it's a speed square. I don't get it either.

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    #42

    Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic

    Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic

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    Tom van Hardeveld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it actually will work. And, bonus, you will find any cuts you were not aware of you had!

    Daniel Lane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add baking soda for a bit of fizz while cleaning

    Angie Morton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the leaders of Masochists Anonymous...

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I read the words or the picture is self explanatory?

    Víctor García
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do with my kids and works. also they no longer reply when I tell them to do something

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    #43

    Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings

    Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for just one Euro at Lidl... limited stocks

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might wanna put it the other way round so I can use the handle as a towel rack!

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so dumb the wood boards inside don't even need the shopping cart

    Jeanne Deaux
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, Bored Panda encouraging people to steal, drive without your seatbelt... They must be short on viewers and in need of new ones.

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    Jade O' Potato
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kinda- you know what, no. x'D

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    #44

    Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again

    Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again

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    cmg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did do this once.... I couldn't get a cooking oil stain out of a shirt I loved, so I put the whole shirt in a bucket with oil... it worked.. but then my shirt smelled like olive oil for a while! lmao

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using tea to "dye" whites to ecru color has been around a long time.

    Bard Judith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tip is the only legit one in the lot. Re-enactors and costumers often use coffee or tea dying to age or tone down fabrics. Fix the colour with a vinegar rinse, th4n wash well. It will be tan or parchment, not a deep brown.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been a lifelong knitter, I can say this also works with tea. You can use old tea bags to dye the yarn a new colour.

    Kristen Carlson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this one wants to be clever except that's exactly what you should do :D

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    #45

    Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks

    Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks

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    Ironcat_xox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better: fill your checkbook with all your information, and maybe even write your social security number on the front to know it's yours

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And money! You'll save a lot of money!

    Luis Sancho Rubí
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a former work colleague, who had his house keys in one of those wallet like keychains. He had his name, phone and address, "in case I lose my keys I hope the one who finds them will be kind enough to call me for returning them..."

    2027Vera Sergeeva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also you can get pickpocketed and everyone can steal your money!!! YAY!

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah if you want all of you money stolen

    Arthur Puccini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to verify done properly please send me check book

    Vasanth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or get it pre printed with your signature from the bank

    Rhys Durham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find what works best is if you fill out the amount as well, in standard units from $50 up to $25,000. Then you just let the person you're paying fill in their name. So quick and easy

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    #46

    Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping

    Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or buckle your MF SEAT BELT AND DON'T DIE.

    Elena Mendiola Illescas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you thought all of the posts before this one were real? -_- smh

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    Shanon Bennett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are really useful if you constantly put heavy bags in the passenger seat

    Emilija Radovska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This are actually for auto schools, when they are teaching them how to start the engine, how to park, how to go back, put the car in the garrage.

    Nick Provost
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People working around cars in garages would beg for having a paire of these. The repetitive noise can become very annoying when your are not driving and working around cars. And this could be used to attach one seatbelt to another in the backseats, in order to secure a big object. Some vehicles have sensors that alert if there's a weight on the seat without buckling up. Anyway, you shouldn't need an alarm sound to make you wear your seatbelt.

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    Emma Walne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually knew someone who got a buckle from the scrap yard and left it in. One day we were getting petrol and I took it and put it in a bin

    Zombie Gurl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know these things existed in stores

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the seat belt alarms first came out. Many people would fasten their belts and then sit on them. This was before the shoulder harness.

    Tyler Brake
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could of used this when I worked security you don't always need your seat belts depending on what your doing

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    #47

    Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke

    Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke

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    Fernando Fumero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's always money in the banana stand!!!"

    Amy O'Donnell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this isn't higher up on the list

    Stephanie Reyerson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵"The big yellow joint, the big yellow joint. I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint"🎵

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, honestly? That should be a thing ;)

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had known that I would have gotten one years ago.

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to place anytime I need money for dinner

    Bradley Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard about this several years ago and have made over $500 buying them at thrift stores

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    #48

    Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara

    Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara

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    Mick and Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see an eye in the first pic?

    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, or a troll wearing a white tshirt looking @ you.

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    #49

    Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti

    Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti

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    Peter Kealey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he could pasta test.

    THE GREAT PAPYRUS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I APPROVE OF THIS WAY OF SNEAKING SPAGHETTI INTO CLASS!

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use two pensils as chopsticks

    Janet Margaret
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up spaghetti in the dictionary

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    #50

    Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes

    Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes

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    Jakub Badelek
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually washing mobo under water can be safe and legit way of cleaning it https://youtu.be/SVuI-Fn27-U

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this in the office kitchen to look serious and professional.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You CAN wash electronics. I do it all the time. You should rinse with distilled water and give it a VERY long time to dry. I use my air compressor to blow out as much water as possible but then leave it to air dry for at least 2 weeks before putting any power through it. I always shake it well so I can either see water coming out or hear it sloshing around inside something. If neither of those things happen and it's been drying for a while then I use it. I've yet to have anything go wrong when I do this.

    Mike Hunt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electronic Engineer here: This is totally fine as long as you don't leave it long enough to corrode any of the metal parts

    John Meise
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the mineral deposits that might be left behind that need to be washed away with isopropyl alcohol very thoroughly.

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    John Meise
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should never do this unless you're ready to throw the bored away. In all honesty it would probably do fine as long as it wasn't live and especially if after thoroughly rinsing it you then rinse it with distilled water and isopropyl alcohol to ensure that there are no mineral deposits from the water. But it's better to avoid this anyway just to be safer

    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That worked with the old IBM keyboards, you could dismantle them and put them in the dishwasher.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as you leave it a few days to dry it will probably be ok

    Jake Hicks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother I'm bored! Do the dishes!

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    #51

    Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock

    Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock

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    #52

    Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers

    Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers

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    Valdis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use it as a toilet paper when you are short of it.

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    Tonny Kibet
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the keyboard has 're-use' sticker at the back

    Vexor Shadewing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this works if you got a bunch of busted keyboards you ain't tossed yet.

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, some people are geniuses! Most bored pandas are like that! We should ask for a second edition of crazy advices! Because trust me, there will be more!

    Jennifer Tarnow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too bad of an idea :D Wonder how long it´ll take untill this is all over pinterest.

    #53

    Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas

    Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas

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    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the weirdest looking chicken breast I've ever seen.

    Dimitri Goossens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed! I was thinkong the Sams.. A silicon tit maybe?

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    johncorolla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the chicken breast looks like that... the crumbs and dust are the least of your concerns!!

    joe Shmoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's called cyber clean and it's amazing for cleaning keyboards. much better than compressed air.

    Amy Tarleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It bothers me that no comments have been about salmonella or bacteria spreading...

    Shanna Siberian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an actual product thats sold. Its like a putty/gel and you use it to clean. Debris sticks to it and then you throw it away. It was marketed to computers keyboards electronics car interiors.... Things you wouldnt use water.

    Catie Cayos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip: you can swap chicken for smoked salmon.

    Stephanie Reyerson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then when you're finished cleaning. Throw a rub on it, stick it in the oven, and you've killed two birds with one stone.

    Bernadette Circle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.lazada.com.my/5pcs-super-soft-sticky-clean-glue-gum-gel-cleaning-car-interiorkeyboard-dust-cleaner-13489923.html

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    #54

    Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard

    Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard

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    Linda Vaughan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use this hack for my keyboard, too?

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toaster has a removable rack that all the breadcrumbs collect into.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you get ants

    Arthur Puccini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When done toast them for a healthy snack

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, Toaster doubles up as Ant Crematorium too! Aunt haters...oops...ant haters check this out!

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, put your dirty dishes in the lawn for a day so ants and other critters will clean them for you.

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    #55

    Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)

    Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)

    PM_YR_HOT_BODY Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager, my father mistakenly put power steering fluid in instead of break fluid. That was a really fun drive.

    Lisa Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many vehicles, mostly older, they actually are the same fluid and so interchangeable.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and if it doens't work, they will sell you a new car...

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this image shows "Radiator Coolant" being poured into Car Radiator!

    Emil Wall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confident that last part about the major car companies is accurate

    Mark Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget blinker fluid!

    Kerry-Ann Bailey Bailey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it reads 'break' fluid and not BRAKE fluid. That should clue you in!

    Devin Schmitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, blinker fluid works best.

    Bridget Kielas-Fecyk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Major car companies would love for you to do that. Trash your car so you have to buy a new one!

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    #56

    Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last

    Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millions of people would actually believe this. They all voted for Trump coincidentally.

    Alyssa Seaworth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to make something about politics and not at all funny.

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    Lone Eisinger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only do this with Lucky Strike cigarettes ..

    Vajasel BEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this. Not for luck though. I'm legally blind and have alot if eye pain and light sensitivity. So when it gets really bad I turn off all the lights thst may be on. I've gotten to where I'm used to moving around in the dark. I flip 2 smokes in my pack so I know when I'm running low and wll need a new pack. I'd quit all together but hey, I don't drink, I don't use drugs, I don't have one night stands or hookups...my kids are adults now (and don't smoke) and I've got to die of something...if I smoke I gave the option of accelerated lung cancer, heart disease, colon cancer, or being shot by an errant bullet meant for some gang banger who made a your mama joke.

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tip was brought to you from the great folks at R. J. Reynolds

    Shelly Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, we did this when I was a teenager in the 70's. I no longer smoke.

    Krzysztof Dałek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom text should be: Now you know when you're out of cigarettes :)

    Sean Wickham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll barely notice the ricin.

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    #57

    Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast

    Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pondering if this is worth trying ... seriously ...

    John Bartholomew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have a cool cup of coffee and a warm raw egg to eat.

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has found a way to make a hard-boiled egg even worse! Why not just crack that egg open and let it poach in your coffee. You can save even more time by drinking your egg while you drink your coffee.

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summer will be here soon, so I can cook my eggs on the sidewalk. Cookie dough does well on the dashboard of my car.

    Jennifer Mckenna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fold a paperclip into one of those spoons they give in easter egg dye kits. This would probably work then. ee-5ba778e5e6865.jpg ee-5ba778e5e6865.jpg

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    #58

    Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch

    Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch

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    Karol Chydziński
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every parent knows little kids don't want to eat anything exept its favorite one thing

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can give it to you if they don’t eat it first

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let natural selection do its thing...

    Arthur Puccini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not keep your dangerous prescriptions there too and all the knives and guns. Just put it all right there FCK it. Unbelievable

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    #59

    Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans

    Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't eat the metal one... it's your piercing.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until you ate too much and your belly has changed his shape....

    Yuzz zzuY
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just your body telling you to stop eating

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    Lydia Juerss
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that your belly button is to hold the salt to dip your celery in...

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can also hold your salt for celery or dip for chips.

    Vexor Shadewing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole new meaning to Jelly Belly...

    Jon Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also salt for your celery sticks.

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    #60

    Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds

    Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else paint their gameboy?

    Erik Walters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I took apart my Nintendo 64 controller to spray paint it gold. It faded to green later in spots but still I got my limited edition gold controller and system.

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lie, I use nail polish. It doesn't flake off, and there are so many colors, some with glitter.

    #61

    Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel

    Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a human resources issue at work

    Agnieszka Veshapidze
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananagel sounds like a business idea no one will ever be interested in.

    Highwalker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the oldest profession of mankind...

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    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or something which, if you look at it for long enough, is almost as gay as putting 👉 and 👌 together.

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big question is; when should I bite the banana?

    Abigail Wolfle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is good if you need to go somewere, grab breakfast, and only have one hand.

    Ironcat_xox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: hey guys look! NASA: hmm, yes, we've never thought of this before. It could be the answer to everything...

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then get sued by your female colleague sitting next to you for "sexual intimidation"

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    #62

    Money Tip

    Money Tip

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    Bella Zyla Harder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull a heist at the Embassy Suites: claim diplomatic immunity

    Jake Hicks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run for border its a trap. Yo quiro taco bell!

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, but seriously. It's a myth you can't be charged for a crime in international waters.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when ihop rebranded as ihob for a little and THAT was the worst thing going on at the time?

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when ihop rebranded as ihob for a little bit for publicity and that was the worst thing going on at the time

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    #63

    Water Cool Your Computer When It's Running Too Hot To Keep The Temperatures Down

    Water Cool Your Computer When It's Running Too Hot To Keep The Temperatures Down

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    Tamsin Heineman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really badly want context on this picture.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks post-apocalyptic!

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use the pool too or it has to be the ocean?

    Bridget Kielas-Fecyk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are water-cooled computers. But they're exspensive as hell and heavy as hell.

    Jim Kasprzak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a computer with a broken fan. I am going to try this.

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    #64

    Use A High-Powered Box Fan And Funnel To Quickly Paint Interior Walls

    Use A High-Powered Box Fan And Funnel To Quickly Paint Interior Walls

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should only be done for colour refreshing (and should be kept as a "professional" secret)

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he pictures the cheapest box fan available. One that only lasts one season at best.

    Vexor Shadewing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAH! A box fan? Get on my level and grab an industrial!

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had white walls (actually painted line a non-idiot), you could probably do this hack-hack with color paint and make a cool splatter art motif.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very well-known, everybody knows the principle, why do you put such a mundane fact on this list.

    #65

    Put Earplugs In Your Nose To Make It Harder To Breathe

    Put Earplugs In Your Nose To Make It Harder To Breathe

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    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect life hack for those who live near smokers!

    LT
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What insurance companies don't want us to know!

    LT
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something Big Parma doesn't want you to know!

    Alina Ciobanu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stop the running nose when you have a cold

    Eleni Roumeliotis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest gain is that it's aesthetically pleasing.

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    #66

    Replace A Broken Ring Of The Shower Curtain With This Easy Hack

    Replace A Broken Ring Of The Shower Curtain With This Easy Hack

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and while coming wet out of the shower, hold the dangling-end of the handcuffs to steady yourself from slipping on wet floor!

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If saving money is your mantra

    Michelle Marto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you run out of ideas for conversation pieces

    Bridget Kielas-Fecyk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough, THAT would work. But look... rather kinky.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do that when twist ties are cheaper?

    Audrey Gauci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah cause I have about 10 of these lying around the house and I don’t know what to do with them

    Ironcat_xox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I finally have something to do with my extra pair of handcuffs lying around! Who woulda thought

    Keval Mehta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so easy too become cops!

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    #67

    Make Homemade Wet Wipes By Soaking Toilet Paper Under Warm Water

    Make Homemade Wet Wipes By Soaking Toilet Paper Under Warm Water

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    Natalie Jackson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all tongue in cheek Caitlin, that's the joke...

    Stephanie Reyerson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title of this collection makes it pretty clear these are supposed to be ridiculous...

    Elizabeth Holzer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t. I thought this was a guy sewing a cloth to his hand at first glance!

    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of this stuff is to be taken seriously. It's all stupid, but that's the whole point.

    LT
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention environmentally friendly, as they can be wrung dry and reused!

    Earl John
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works, IF the toilet paper is new!

    Jeremy Shafer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do this and I'm not ashamed of it. I don't even use warm water. Tissues and toilet paper are equivalent in my experience.

    Mary Waisanen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Caitlyn is a lot of fun at parties....she brings a stack of coasters with her I bet.

    Mindy Schiffman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're poor, this is what you do.

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    #68

    When You Break A Glass In The Kitchen, Press The Inner Fleshy Part Of Your Hand Against The Floor To Pick Up The Tiniest Glass Shards That Your Broom And Vacuum Leave Behind

    When You Break A Glass In The Kitchen, Press The Inner Fleshy Part Of Your Hand Against The Floor To Pick Up The Tiniest Glass Shards That Your Broom And Vacuum Leave Behind

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'll use my bare foot. I don't like bending over.

    Maddie McBride
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the photo and just..... hssshhhhhhhh I made a mistake coming here

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo is framed that's not blood it's some kind of sauce

    LeMongoose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pouring chilli sauce as a disinfectant *thumbs up*

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    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand than you get to go on a fun trip to hospital as well 😃

    Bridget Kielas-Fecyk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if you break a glass in the kitchen, or in the carpet, and you think there might be more glass after sweeping and / or vacuuming, use duct tape. Put down strips over the entire area where the glass was and pull up the strips. Do it a few times, actually. That picks up even the tiniest particle of glass. Then go over the spot with a Clorox wet wipe in case there's adhesive left on the floor.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the strange thoughts I normally don't write down when I have them.

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    #69

    Put A Can Of Beer Between Your Legs When There Is No Beer Holder In Your Car

    Put A Can Of Beer Between Your Legs When There Is No Beer Holder In Your Car

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorena, or cup holder if you drink your beer out of a cup.

    Karen Cheatum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer holders are standard equipment in Texas. Not so much in California. Wine holders there, mostly.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead, anyone could have used the officer's open mouth!

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    #70

    Access iPhone 7 Headphone Jack With This Simple Hack

    Access iPhone 7 Headphone Jack With This Simple Hack

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the exact mm sizing tip. I've been trying to get the correct size for a week.

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Standard earphone jacks are 3.5 mm

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    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about this, what if you drill too far in?

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    #71

    Put Dried Oak Chips Directly On The Elements Of Your Electric Oven To Give Chicken And Other Meats A Delicious Smokey Flavor While They Cook

    Put Dried Oak Chips Directly On The Elements Of Your Electric Oven To Give Chicken And Other Meats A Delicious Smokey Flavor While They Cook

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    David Terry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said children instead of chicken at first.

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you know, spill turkey drippings while you're pulling the turkey out for Thanksgiving dinner. Then the green bean casserole you cook while the turkey rests will have that nice smoky flavor...yeah

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a client who did that... did not enjoy doing the incident report for the fire though

    Vajasel BEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no. Children works too. We have smoked children once or twice a month. Delicious

    vxbes 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and set your oven on fire deliciously!

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    cool well time to go ahead of the crew is what i said your honer you mean befor setting the thing to mess up the food causing the murder

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    #72

    Roll Your Window Down, Put A Six Pack Of Beer On It And Roll It Back Up To Keep Half Your Beer Cold On Your Commute To Work

    Roll Your Window Down, Put A Six Pack Of Beer On It And Roll It Back Up To Keep Half Your Beer Cold On Your Commute To Work

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    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you can drink the other half while driving

    Sven Froese
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you crazy!? That's REALLY dangerous!!! You might loose the cans on the outside!!!

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a problem I often have on my way to work

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna do this just to see if it works

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bud Light????? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    Don Hassen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be number 1. Brilliant

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    #73

    Add An Extra 1-2 PSI To The Driver Side Front Tire When Inflating Your Tires, Because That's The One That Has To Support Your Fat Ass

    Add An Extra 1-2 PSI To The Driver Side Front Tire When Inflating Your Tires, Because That's The One That Has To Support Your Fat Ass

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG, the caption! This person...😂😂😂

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car is right hand drive, you inflated the wrong side

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people may need more inflation. Some spouses may need to reduce the psi before driving.

    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, really rude. And hilarious!. I wonder how many of the people who take these tips seriously will try it?

    James Mills
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Well that's just rude.

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    #74

    Pray Yourself In The Eyes With Windex To Quickly Clean Your Contacts Without The Hassle Of Removing Them

    Pray Yourself In The Eyes With Windex To Quickly Clean Your Contacts Without The Hassle Of Removing Them

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    Derpy Bob
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "come to me, all who are shortsighted, and I will give you contacts, and windex"

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better pray if you spray your eyes with Windex.

    Tonny Kibet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure thats not how to pray

    Vajasel BEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Pray you don't go blind. Lmao 🤣

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, just let the shampoo run in your eyes while showering.

    Víctor García
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Timo Shinkansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greek person checking in. This works for more purposes than you'd think

    Charles Flannery
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the warnings on sight savers eyeglass cleaning spray says "not for use on contact lenses" Would someone be dumb enough to actually do that? Apparently so if they had to put it there. Kind of like the McDonalds coffee lady which resulted in us needing to put "caution hot" on cups.

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    #75

    Use A Hair Dryer To Preheat A Pizza If You Don't Have A Microwave

    Use A Hair Dryer To Preheat A Pizza If You Don't Have A Microwave

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don' t forget the iron, the hairdryer alone won't do the job

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the iron is important as it provides the nice crispy crust

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a dorm room hack.

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like grilled cheese did you know that you can make it with an iron or a toaster turned on its side?

    Mak_the_Deputy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a good college hack...

    Lisa Liel
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you think air frying was invented? It was someone who burned their cheek drying their hair on high.

    William Bloomquist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have REALLY done this and quite successfully but with a heat gun, not a hair dryer.

    Christine Packard Didier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preheat or reheat? I wish would spell and grammar check before posting.

    Jmich Lala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samsung Note 7 for best efficiency

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    #76

    Use Plastic Wrap As A Waterproof Phone Case

    Use Plastic Wrap As A Waterproof Phone Case

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    Rachael Piotte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ziploc bag works better because there aren't any seams for the water to seep through like plastic wrap. My sister uses it all the time, it works.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use it here in India, when it suddenly starts poring while driving a motorbike. We stock a few thick transparent plastic envelopes inside our motorbike's utility pouch, for such emergencies. We get drenched, yet, not a drop of water on our mobile phone!

    Víctor García
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a professional diver and this is the way we do underwater pictures and videos

    Audrey Gauci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn’t actually half bad

    Stephanie Reyerson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all joke life hacks people. No one is actually suggesting that people do these.

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    #77

    Use An Extension Cord To Maximize The Length When Phone Charger Is Too Short To Reach The Outlet

    Use An Extension Cord To Maximize The Length When Phone Charger Is Too Short To Reach The Outlet

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    Adam Burkard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what an extension cord is for?

    Jeremy Hutton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The resistance in a cord that long would be too high, so a phone charger that draws little current in the first place would barely get a charge.

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    meapthealien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually seems like a good idea.I'm I dumb😔😔

    Buzz L.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the longer the extension is the shorter it takes your phone to be charged, because it uses excess electricity in the cord.

    Stephanie Reyerson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that the extension cord is insanely long, not that an extension cord isn't a good idea.

    Molly Anderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, why the f**k are the charging cords ALWAYS so short.

    Michael Noble
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess nobody sees anything wrong with using a 20ft extension cord for an extra couple of feet? "Don't mind the huge pile of cord that takes up half my living room floor space, I'm just using it to charge my phone.

    SylvaCrow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this. The extension cord I use is obviously not as long as the one shown in the pic.

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    #78

    Never Buy Dental Floss Again! Attach A Small Handle In The Middle Of The Dispenser And Use It To Retract The Floss After You Use It Instead Of Tearing Off A New Piece Each Time

    Never Buy Dental Floss Again! Attach A Small Handle In The Middle Of The Dispenser And Use It To Retract The Floss After You Use It Instead Of Tearing Off A New Piece Each Time

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    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus: flavoured just like the chunks of food you already flossed out

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just threw up a little...wait, I'll get my reusable floss!

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum, another "gift" that keeps on giving.

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    #79

    Use Knives To Hang Shit Without Damaging Anything

    Use Knives To Hang Shit Without Damaging Anything

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should do this with a pirate flag...arr!

    Mhairi Wade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saltire, Bonnie Scotlands flag

    Shelby Hickey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband literally hung my curtains like this. I wish I could post a pic lol

    Ironcat_xox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll give you that serial killer vibe to your home. :)

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    #80

    Use This Life Hack And No One Will Know There Are Holes In Your Shoes

    Use This Life Hack And No One Will Know There Are Holes In Your Shoes

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    yulia missy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again the feet can breathe too

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought it only worked for socks with holes

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the person who just ripped these holes into the shoes for the picture.

    #81

    Combine Bathroom Breaks And Lunch Breaks To Maximise Time Efficiency

    Combine Bathroom Breaks And Lunch Breaks To Maximise Time Efficiency

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    Eva Tóthová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yuck, this is too much even for this article :-D

    Buzz L.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or, just put your food in the toilet to save time and energy for eating, digesting and getting rid of it..

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost forgive a cup on the floor, but your burger just bare a*s sitting on the tile?

    vxbes 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BATHROOM FLOOR BURGER, YUM

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On.... the.... floor.....he actually put it on the floor of a public bathroom

    Erick Åstedt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss make a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time!

    Jake Hicks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure there's not a hair in your food.

    Shayna Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t set it on the floor like this guy did lol this is something I’ve kinda done before when I had to pee during my lunch break on busy days at my old job

    Arthur Puccini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're on company time why rush

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    #82

    Marinate, Season, And Tenderize Your Steak All At The Same Time! Add One Cup Off Bbq, Teriyaki, Or Other Flavored Sauce To The Washing Machine, And Run Your Steaks On A Short No Rinse Cycle. Add Spices And Herbs To The Fabric Softener Dispenser For Added Flavor

    Marinate, Season, And Tenderize Your Steak All At The Same Time! Add One Cup Off Bbq, Teriyaki, Or Other Flavored Sauce To The Washing Machine, And Run Your Steaks On A Short No Rinse Cycle. Add Spices And Herbs To The Fabric Softener Dispenser For Added Flavor

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    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cringing thinking of some poor mom having to clean this message out of her dryer because their teenage saw it on Facebook and thought it would be a quick way to help with dinner.

    B Sheppard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't say to dry it. This actually works if you need to marinate about 50 pounds of steak.

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    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor is using her washing machine for kneading or softening the meat. She says it is very effective.

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    #83

    Collect The Gummy Catsup Gaskets That Form Around The Top Of The Lid And Put Them In School Lunches As A Healthy Alternative To Sugary Fruit Snacks. Plus They're Loaded With Vitamin C

    Collect The Gummy Catsup Gaskets That Form Around The Top Of The Lid And Put Them In School Lunches As A Healthy Alternative To Sugary Fruit Snacks. Plus They're Loaded With Vitamin C

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    Jenny Barrett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen someone spell it catsup in years!

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ketchup catsup ketchup catsup"

    Andy Barrett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative to "sugary snacks" I'm pretty sure ketchup is mostly sugar.

    Toni Ostarcevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so funny about it? It's the original name and it's still used in some regions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup

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    Jacki Sback
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mrw-11ISwbgCxEzMyY

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    #84

    Use A Projector Instead Of Spilling Yoghurt Everywhere When Your Spoon Is Constantly Tipping Over Your Yoghurt Container

    Use A Projector Instead Of Spilling Yoghurt Everywhere When Your Spoon Is Constantly Tipping Over Your Yoghurt Container

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's brilliant how seriously some people respond to all these great Martha Stewart- like tips.

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's not like the title of the post is "s****y life hacks" or anything.

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    Henrik Vaula Rasmussen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not yoghurt, but a different dairy product known as "kesam" in Norwegian. I recognize the brand, "Tine".

    Peter Hanus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henrik is right. This is an important distinction.

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    Marybeth Porreca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed a tip--- ingesting or injecting disinfectant to get rid of Covid. Jeez, like he said; he's not a doctor but he has a good you-know-what.... Lawyer? Golf cart? IDFK

    Charles Flannery
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person that used their CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and the one that called the Butterball hotline on Thanksgiving wondering why her turkey had a waxy like texture on the outside (she never took the wrapping off!)

    If you find yourself enjoying the light-hearted approach to impractical advice, you might also appreciate the transformative power of styling, as shown in another fascinating compilation.

    While these tips won't improve your life in any significant way, a well-placed haircut can make a world of difference in a person's appearance as seen in these incredible before and after transformations of men's haircuts.