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Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.

Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!

#1

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

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    Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

    Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably use my buttcheeks ... moon moon

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    #3

    Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

    Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

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    #4

    Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

    Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

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    #5

    Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

    Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

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    Sheralyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?

    David Rivers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Washington, they can carry a gun into a Stadium. I can't see the point how having 60,000 guns in one place make it safer.

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    Linden Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want to come across a bear on a hike and forget your .45 is loaded with a mars bar.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll keep using my handbag, thanks.

    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but sad. You can enter a public place with a lethal weapon but can't skim $2 off of a multi-million (maybe billion?) dollar business. We obviously don't value life very much.

    Peta Hurley-Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it wasn't bad enough ,with all the school shootings ,mass killings and the sheer amount of people gunned down over there ,(which are,let's face it are very much mainly an American phenomenon),but now there is Trump to factor in ! And terrifyingly ,most of the types wanting to carry guns in the streets etc are his supporters....America needs some sensible gun laws,but there will be no change of that while Trump is pulling the strings :(

    Angela Altomare
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "sheer amount of people gunned down" over here is less than .001% of the total population. It's just the media makes a ridiculous mountain out of a 'phenomenon' that has been occurring for over 50 years at the same rate per capita. You all across the pond just didn't hear about it till the age of 'instant gratification', with internet and smart phones.

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    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong on so many levels and yet, I can't help but chuckle ...

    Adam Mazur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least half of u don't get the bitter joke

    Julie Nemer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would work in Texas. Or you could just put candy in your purse or pocket lol

    Roisin Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHH! The old Snickers in the gun barrel trick. ;) Gets them every time!

    Petar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it is ok to carry a gun into theater and candy bar is not? #usalogic

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U're god damn right. Long live murica

    Weird Theater Geek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow might have to try this some time, stuff at the movies cost so much these days ;)

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But really, please dont try this 😅😅😅

    C. G. Walden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brit's humor practical and brilliant

    Gigi S
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, this is the best tio

    Milda Mockūnaitė
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but it actually has a very sad side... ;//

    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. My mom would sneak in all kinds of stuff in her purse, and my father brought soup!

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup... that will totally work... police: sir put the gun down! Man: but me chocolate!

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you... did you just shoot me with chocolate?!?

    Ryan Arnold
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't funny, alot of innocent people have died and plenty of others are afraid to be in bottlenecked crowds because of it

    Jake Lempka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke not a d**k don't take it so hard. Also ya, I know a lot of those people and am one of them. That's why in crowds you make sure you know where the exits are, potential cover, and where your homies are, that way if s**t hits the fan you can dip out. Thanks to the world we live in though I have been doing that for years, . Yes it sucks that people aren't the same and some won't go into crowds again after this s**t but should we stop making jokes about anything that offends anyone? Can you think of any jokes you have made that ANYONE could have taken offensively?

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    Mike O'Halloran
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could work in California as long as the gun is not concealed. But, now you'll have to register the chocolate. Thanks, Gavin.

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it says "American movie theaters" hahaha. Jesus we're sad sometimes.

    Alene Walden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why our theater gaurd carries a weapon himself!

    Mező Ádám
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make the gun shoot rockets at minigun speed with unlimited ammo.

    Krystal Grier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda messed up considering the lives lost in the movie theater

    Sam Kohler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would EVER think this was a good idea? You can't carry guns into the theatre! I don't care if Clive Owen is starring in the movie you're seeing!

    Sarah Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke doesn't make sense to anyone outside the States. The joke is that you can't bring a gun to a theatre anyway.

    Rebecca Asner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It obviously didn't make sense to you either. The joke is that it's easier to sneak a gun in a theater vs a candy bar. You can bring a gun into a theater in any conceal carry state, or any right to carry state.....

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    Genesis Sanchez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiiiiit. You guys can bring guns to the movie theaters but no candy? This country is f#&*ed up!

    Nathan Gray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    genius. nothing speaks louder about America's problems then that image.

    Molly Bociek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a horrible idea!! Cant understand why gun carrying is portrayed in such a positive light! Especially for our youth... it sends the wrong message! 😖

    Jake Lempka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk I know more people that carry a gun everyday that don't get hurt as opposed to those that don't carry guns and get hurt. Further more I thinks its even worse to teach the youth to be afraid of guns, they are here to stay, what you should teach them is how to read people and to be afraid of them. Way more people have hurt people I know than guns, and my dad died due to a gun.

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    #6

    Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

    Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a surgical mask and occasionally coughing guarantees added personal space for my NYC subway rides. ;)

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    #7

    Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

    Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or buy the unattached ones in the other post, and just use those.

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    #8

    Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

    Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

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    Jmich Lala
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a Samsung Note 7 to boil your water as well

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    #9

    Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

    Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fat kid, I can confirm ... this works!

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    #10

    Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

    Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)

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    #11

    Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed

    Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed

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    #12

    Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

    Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

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    #13

    Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired

    Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired

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    #14

    Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

    Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

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    #15

    Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

    Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

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    #16

    If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

    If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

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    #17

    Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

    Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol in all seriousness, I use eye goggles (cheap ones from the dollar store). I may look ridiculous, but I can get through cutting several onions without tears and burning eyes. Nothing else has worked better than goggles!

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    #18

    Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

    Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

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    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Mr. Bean would do lol.

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    #19

    Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

    Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

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    #20

    Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office

    Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office

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    #21

    Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns

    Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns

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    Kawaii Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus: No need for perfume, you'll smell great! (Because who DOESN'T love the smell of popcorn?!)

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    #22

    Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice

    Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice

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    Peitto Burrito
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I always thought it was other way around... how silly of me!

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    #23

    Use This Tip If You Are A Student

    Use This Tip If You Are A Student

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't die because you have no insurance.

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    #24

    Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners

    Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners

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    #25

    Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power

    Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power

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    Bill Gunn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only works if you loop the cord into the shape of infinity symbol

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    #26

    Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience

    Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience

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    #27

    Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta

    Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta

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    Lena Sterling
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add water for a quick and easy death

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    #28

    Save Money With This Life Hack

    Save Money With This Life Hack

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And shave only parts of your legs that will be exposed XD

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    #30

    Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life

    Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life

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    #31

    Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming

    Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming

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    Fernando Fumero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's actually the principle of heat pumps...

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    #32

    Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work

    Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work

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    #33

    Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill

    Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that' s not expensive, they cost only one Euro here

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    #34

    Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet

    Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet

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    #35

    Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter

    Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter

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    #36

    Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford

    Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well 1 chance on 102340503202340 or 2 chance on 102340503202340... 2 chances still better

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    #37

    If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up

    If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up

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    Zombie Gurl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin did that, he was sent to the hospital. Been blind for three weeks

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    #38

    Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up

    Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up

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    #39

    Use Ketchup As A Bookmark

    Use Ketchup As A Bookmark

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    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD ONE RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK LIKE THAT?

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    #40

    Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip

    Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip

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    #41

    Use Ruler For This Life Hack

    Use Ruler For This Life Hack

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    #42

    Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic

    Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic

    Abbadabbadabbadabble Report

    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whahahaha, the lower I go, the better they get...

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    #43

    Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings

    Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for just one Euro at Lidl... limited stocks

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    #44

    Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again

    Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again

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    cmg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did do this once.... I couldn't get a cooking oil stain out of a shirt I loved, so I put the whole shirt in a bucket with oil... it worked.. but then my shirt smelled like olive oil for a while! lmao

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    #45

    Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks

    Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks

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    #46

    Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping

    Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or buckle your MF SEAT BELT AND DON'T DIE.

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    #47

    Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke

    Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke

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    #48

    Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara

    Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara

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    Mick and Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see an eye in the first pic?

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    #49

    Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti

    Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti

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    #50

    Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes

    Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes

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    #51

    Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock

    Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock

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    #52

    Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers

    Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers

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    #53

    Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas

    Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas

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    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the weirdest looking chicken breast I've ever seen.

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    #54

    Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard

    Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard

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    #55

    Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)

    Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager, my father mistakenly put power steering fluid in instead of break fluid. That was a really fun drive.

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    #56

    Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last

    Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millions of people would actually believe this. They all voted for Trump coincidentally.

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    #57

    Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast

    Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pondering if this is worth trying ... seriously ...

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    #58

    Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch

    Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch

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    #59

    Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans

    Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans

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    #60

    Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds

    Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else paint their gameboy?

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    #61

    Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel

    Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel

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    #62

    Money Tip

    Money Tip

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    Bella Zyla Harder
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull a heist at the Embassy Suites: claim diplomatic immunity

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    #63

    Water Cool Your Computer When It's Running Too Hot To Keep The Temperatures Down

    Water Cool Your Computer When It's Running Too Hot To Keep The Temperatures Down

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    #64

    Use A High-Powered Box Fan And Funnel To Quickly Paint Interior Walls

    Use A High-Powered Box Fan And Funnel To Quickly Paint Interior Walls

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should only be done for colour refreshing (and should be kept as a "professional" secret)

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    #65

    Put Earplugs In Your Nose To Make It Harder To Breathe

    Put Earplugs In Your Nose To Make It Harder To Breathe

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    #66

    Replace A Broken Ring Of The Shower Curtain With This Easy Hack

    Replace A Broken Ring Of The Shower Curtain With This Easy Hack

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    #67

    Make Homemade Wet Wipes By Soaking Toilet Paper Under Warm Water

    Make Homemade Wet Wipes By Soaking Toilet Paper Under Warm Water

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    Natalie Jackson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all tongue in cheek Caitlin, that's the joke...

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    #68

    When You Break A Glass In The Kitchen, Press The Inner Fleshy Part Of Your Hand Against The Floor To Pick Up The Tiniest Glass Shards That Your Broom And Vacuum Leave Behind

    When You Break A Glass In The Kitchen, Press The Inner Fleshy Part Of Your Hand Against The Floor To Pick Up The Tiniest Glass Shards That Your Broom And Vacuum Leave Behind

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    #69

    Put A Can Of Beer Between Your Legs When There Is No Beer Holder In Your Car

    Put A Can Of Beer Between Your Legs When There Is No Beer Holder In Your Car

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    #70

    Access iPhone 7 Headphone Jack With This Simple Hack

    Access iPhone 7 Headphone Jack With This Simple Hack

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the exact mm sizing tip. I've been trying to get the correct size for a week.

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    #71

    Put Dried Oak Chips Directly On The Elements Of Your Electric Oven To Give Chicken And Other Meats A Delicious Smokey Flavor While They Cook

    Put Dried Oak Chips Directly On The Elements Of Your Electric Oven To Give Chicken And Other Meats A Delicious Smokey Flavor While They Cook

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    David Terry
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said children instead of chicken at first.

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    #72

    Roll Your Window Down, Put A Six Pack Of Beer On It And Roll It Back Up To Keep Half Your Beer Cold On Your Commute To Work

    Roll Your Window Down, Put A Six Pack Of Beer On It And Roll It Back Up To Keep Half Your Beer Cold On Your Commute To Work

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    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you can drink the other half while driving

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    #73

    Add An Extra 1-2 PSI To The Driver Side Front Tire When Inflating Your Tires, Because That's The One That Has To Support Your Fat Ass

    Add An Extra 1-2 PSI To The Driver Side Front Tire When Inflating Your Tires, Because That's The One That Has To Support Your Fat Ass

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    #74

    Pray Yourself In The Eyes With Windex To Quickly Clean Your Contacts Without The Hassle Of Removing Them

    Pray Yourself In The Eyes With Windex To Quickly Clean Your Contacts Without The Hassle Of Removing Them

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    #75

    Use A Hair Dryer To Preheat A Pizza If You Don't Have A Microwave

    Use A Hair Dryer To Preheat A Pizza If You Don't Have A Microwave

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don' t forget the iron, the hairdryer alone won't do the job

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    #76

    Use Plastic Wrap As A Waterproof Phone Case

    Use Plastic Wrap As A Waterproof Phone Case

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    Rachael Piotte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ziploc bag works better because there aren't any seams for the water to seep through like plastic wrap. My sister uses it all the time, it works.

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    #77

    Use An Extension Cord To Maximize The Length When Phone Charger Is Too Short To Reach The Outlet

    Use An Extension Cord To Maximize The Length When Phone Charger Is Too Short To Reach The Outlet

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    #78

    Never Buy Dental Floss Again! Attach A Small Handle In The Middle Of The Dispenser And Use It To Retract The Floss After You Use It Instead Of Tearing Off A New Piece Each Time

    Never Buy Dental Floss Again! Attach A Small Handle In The Middle Of The Dispenser And Use It To Retract The Floss After You Use It Instead Of Tearing Off A New Piece Each Time

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    jacluckycat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus: flavoured just like the chunks of food you already flossed out

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    #79

    Use Knives To Hang Shit Without Damaging Anything

    Use Knives To Hang Shit Without Damaging Anything

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should do this with a pirate flag...arr!

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    #80

    Use This Life Hack And No One Will Know There Are Holes In Your Shoes

    Use This Life Hack And No One Will Know There Are Holes In Your Shoes

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    #81

    Combine Bathroom Breaks And Lunch Breaks To Maximise Time Efficiency

    Combine Bathroom Breaks And Lunch Breaks To Maximise Time Efficiency

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    Eva Tóthová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yuck, this is too much even for this article :-D

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    #82

    Marinate, Season, And Tenderize Your Steak All At The Same Time! Add One Cup Off Bbq, Teriyaki, Or Other Flavored Sauce To The Washing Machine, And Run Your Steaks On A Short No Rinse Cycle. Add Spices And Herbs To The Fabric Softener Dispenser For Added Flavor

    Marinate, Season, And Tenderize Your Steak All At The Same Time! Add One Cup Off Bbq, Teriyaki, Or Other Flavored Sauce To The Washing Machine, And Run Your Steaks On A Short No Rinse Cycle. Add Spices And Herbs To The Fabric Softener Dispenser For Added Flavor

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    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cringing thinking of some poor mom having to clean this message out of her dryer because their teenage saw it on Facebook and thought it would be a quick way to help with dinner.

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    #83

    Collect The Gummy Catsup Gaskets That Form Around The Top Of The Lid And Put Them In School Lunches As A Healthy Alternative To Sugary Fruit Snacks. Plus They're Loaded With Vitamin C

    Collect The Gummy Catsup Gaskets That Form Around The Top Of The Lid And Put Them In School Lunches As A Healthy Alternative To Sugary Fruit Snacks. Plus They're Loaded With Vitamin C

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    Jenny Barrett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen someone spell it catsup in years!

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    #84

    Use A Projector Instead Of Spilling Yoghurt Everywhere When Your Spoon Is Constantly Tipping Over Your Yoghurt Container

    Use A Projector Instead Of Spilling Yoghurt Everywhere When Your Spoon Is Constantly Tipping Over Your Yoghurt Container

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    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's brilliant how seriously some people respond to all these great Martha Stewart- like tips.

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    While these tips won't improve your life in any significant way, a well-placed haircut can make a world of difference in a person's appearance as seen in these incredible before and after transformations of men's haircuts.