40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Btw, is 'Sex: M' better or worse?

Awwwww.... Innocence remains.

Me to though i thought i was the only one i felt so dumb when i found out i was wrong

Lol xD

I always thought that when people kissed, they were already married/dating in "real life".

There's a big power plant in our area with those immense cooling towers, and I thought the same about it.

Predisposed to a life of crime 😂

i thought they were fart mufflers

It should be.

Me too

I thought the mom and dad would kiss after they got married and the saliva or soemthing would create a baby.

When I was six I made up a movie where parallel universes existed and the way to get to them was through mirrors

i guess that is quite logical actually...

notice the amount of hearts... its pi

my teenage brother still has a hard time with escalators XD

That´s a beautiful concept (though I cannot envision Stephen King like this ... LOL)

pretty smart child logic

There was a CGI short film about a boy that turned into a watermelon after he ate one. Don’t search it up.

Did she take the long way home?

my youngest had a good two years where he wanted to be a firetruck when he grows up. Not a fire fighter, the truck.

It does not surprise me that this child grew up to become a Dr.

You are adorable!

actually it's a 2-time but you never get the last one

What

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I thought pedestrian was a religion as the first time I saw that word was in front of a church school. I thought how would you know if the person was a Catholic, Presbyterian, or a Protestant? Seemed like the name of a religion.

All the better to keep you from tasting them. Unfortunately I wasn't scared to taste them and ended up hanging over the commode with my mom forcing me to vomit.

That is what i would probably think as well tbh. and i would find out that it was an actual band when i complemented them and embarrassed myself.

sameeeeee

It doesn't??

... because Gandalf was not there shouting "You shall not pass!"

Though to be fair, Roadrunners are not blue, nor are they 6-feet tall.

I might just have to try that one when kissing the booboo doesn't work.

"Bear Milk".... LMAO!! I found myself picturing a mountain man trying to milk a bear.

I wish I had thought this...*thinks of a moon made of honey*

For a second I thought this post was about MINORS as in underage people, not MINERS as in coal miners lol.

Let´s not forget Linus´ Great Pumpkin!

Lying ass philanthropists.

What did it actually mean, though?

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i wish.... ha!!

Were you one of those kids who's mind was BLOWN when they encountered the same show on two different TVs at the same time?

Okay you are just very smart.

Ahhh.... Sneaky trick to prevent the mishandling of the thermometer and thus, protecting the dangerous mercury from being played with.

SAME

oh my its rainin- OH MY GOD THE CAR IS SHRINKING

One time, I woke at dawn and looked out the window to see the mountains covered in big cumulus clouds. The sun hadn't hit them yet so they were dark blue. I thought the mountains had grown overnight and this was a normal thing for them to do. Later in the day, though, when I saw them their normal size, I realized what had really happened.

wait thats not true? ive thought that for years wow i feel dumb now

i could see the logic here

i mean sounds like adults-- some of them