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96 Funny Bumpers Stickers That Will Make You Look Twice
The first bumper stickers were mainly designed to attract tourists. For example, in the 1940s and 1950s, famous destinations had cat stickers made to recreate their official signs. The staff would simply walk around the parking lot and attach the promotional sticker to every car that came to visit.
However, people soon realized that this surface could be used for other purposes as well. bumper stickers to express political support were introduced in the 1952 presidential election between Dwight D. Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson II. Now they can be commercial, religious, secular, in support of various sports teams and other organizations, and, of course, funny bumper stickers.
Bored Panda has collected the best of the funny stickers and made this list to celebrate probably the only thing in traffic that doesn't suck. Do you have a picture of a funny bumper sticker that has not yet been submitted? Upload it below!
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#1
Bumper Sticker For Adults
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#2
Bumper Sticker Wisdom
#3
No Kids
#4
This Guy Was Swerving All Over The Roads. I Finally Caught Up To Him In A Parking Lot And Read His Bumper Sticker
#5
I Believe In A Better World
#7
Bumper Sticker Found At My Local Wal-Mart
Emily Rose 10 years ago
The LOVE of money is the root of all kinds of evil, but money in itself isn't bad. If you're going to quote the Bible, please do it correctly.
#9
Canadian Bumper Sticker
#10
Clap Your... Oh
#11
I'm 70, Leave Me The Hell Alone
#12
Walking To Class Feeling Depressed When I Saw This. Thanks, Bumper Sticker
#13
Just Saw This Bumper Sticker
#14
Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen
#16
This Is Not The Greatest Car In The World
Bihari Kristóf 10 years ago
Long time ago the owner and his brother Kyle here, They were cruisin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the road....
#17
Park Somewhere Else
#18
I Don't Want To See You Every Day
#20
I Believe In Fantasy Creature
#22
I'm So Getting A Dinosaur
Evisa Isabella Rose 10 years ago
If history repeats itself... the dinosaur is so getting you!!! ;-)
#23
Carbon Offset
#24
I Think, Therefore I'm Single
#25
Accidents Cause People
#26
Republicans For Voldemort
#27
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons
Katrina Green 10 years ago
My 8th grade history teacher had this quote on the wall.. I don't know why
#28
Buckle Up
#29
I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals
#31
The Only Bumper Sticker I Would Ever Buy
#32
This Bumper Sticker Made Me Smile
#33
Definitely A Creative Bumper Sticker
#34
What All Bumper Stickers Are Basically Saying
#35
Be Nice To Your Kids
#36
Good Luck, Everyone
#37
The Only Bumper Sticker You Should Put On A Mini-van
#39
Nice Little Bumper Sticker I Saw Today
#40
Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There
#41
Not That Kind Of Car
#43
Slide To Unlock
Sarah Brinsfield 10 years ago
I had one of those on my van but it was a magnet and was stolen. Bummer. Looked cool on a white VW.
#45
Awesome Bumper Sticker
#46
Very Good Question Mr Bumper Sticker
#47
The True Reason
#48
One Bumper Sticker I Actually Agree With
#49
This Should Be The Only Bumper Sticker You're Allowed To Have If You Drive A Saturn
Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago
Awesome now all I have to do is buy a Saturn to put this on;) Lol
#50
Be Patient. I'm Pushing A Motorhome
#51
While Walking To Class The Other Day, I Spied This Bumper Sticker On The Back Of A Van That Was Parked Outside Of The Physics And Astronomy Building
#52
I Don't Run
#54
Not Yours
#55
Saw This Bumper Sticker Yesterday
#56
The Only Appropriate Bumper Sticker
#58
Suburbia
#59
Louder
#60
Honk If You Are Jesus
Naomi Prior 10 years ago
What would Scooby do? Bwhahaha!!!!! So much better than the other side...
#61
How Did It Get There
#62
I Have Opinions About Things
#63
My Friend Came Up With This Bumper Sticker. I Don't Normally Put Bumper Stickers On My Car, But I Might Make An Exception Here
#64
I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead
#65
I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience
#71
Caution
#72
Quite Possibly The Greatest Bumper Sticker I Have Seen To Date
#73
Should Come In Handy For Evidence At The Trial
Final score:
20points
#74
I Have A New Favorite Bumper Sticker
#75
Best Bumper Sticker Ever
#76
Danger
#79
Appropriate Mini Van Bumper Sticker Is Appropriate
#80
If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Call Your Sister
#81
Saw This Awesome Bumper Sticker On The Way To Denver
#84
One Of My Neighbours Has This One
Final score:
12points
#88
I Brake 4
#93
This Bumper Sticker Changed Tenses For No Reason
brandon sat 10 years ago
i dont think so since the running pic clearly shows him crossing a finish line
#94
My Friend Came Across The Best God Damn Bumper Sticker Of All Time
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Pamala Vela 9 years ago
Money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE of money is ONE root of all kinds of evil. 1 Tim 6:10.
Michael Parks 4 years ago
King James actually has “the root of all evil”. Each version of the Bible has different wording. Most churches have King James Version.
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EllenRipley112 9 years ago
Talk about an epic misquote: "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."--1 Timothy 6:10a
Bonkus Klunkit 6 years ago
From the Greek literally: For the love of money is the root of all the evils" (Greek often has a 'the' before many words that that our English normally wouldn't put there, but its there). See Ivan Panin's numerical NT. Cheers.
Load More Replies... Pamala Vela 9 years ago
Money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE of money is ONE root of all kinds of evil. 1 Tim 6:10.
Michael Parks 4 years ago
King James actually has “the root of all evil”. Each version of the Bible has different wording. Most churches have King James Version.
Load More Replies... EllenRipley112 9 years ago
Talk about an epic misquote: "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."--1 Timothy 6:10a
Bonkus Klunkit 6 years ago
From the Greek literally: For the love of money is the root of all the evils" (Greek often has a 'the' before many words that that our English normally wouldn't put there, but its there). See Ivan Panin's numerical NT. Cheers.
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