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40 Savage And Funny Texts From Exes That People Shared On This Instagram Account (New Posts)
Navigating breakups is one hell of a job nobody signed up for. And when you almost start moving on with your life, slowly regaining the joy and confidence of being a singleton, ready to smash those Tinder dates, a message pops up… “Hey, can we talk?”
And no matter how many times your friends have told you it’s a bad, very bad idea to engage in ex-texting, the temptation to respond is still there. And sometimes, it’s you who makes that first ‘long time no see’ text to your ex. In both cases, the results of texting your ex have been very well documented in a self-described “unspirational” Instagram account titled “Texts From Your Ex.”
From savage shut-downs to hilarious revelations, and anything in between, you can see why the account is followed by a whopping 2.4M followers. So scroll through the ex craziness, be sure to share your experiences in the comments and after you're done, part 1 awaits right here.
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#1
This Is The Correct Answer
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#2
We All Communicate Differently I Guess
Mihai Mara 5 years ago
Something tells me the "f**cking everybody" part was also happening before the break up.
#3
Not The Response He Was Looking For Clearly
#4
Perfect Way To Start The New Year
#5
No
#7
The Feelings Are Not Mutual My Good Bro
#8
Ice F***in’ Cold
#10
Dude It’s The Middle Of The Day, Relax
#11
When Your Ex Forgets That You Don’t Talk To Each Other Anymore
Serial pacifist 5 years ago
Hey, you are a baby, too. Someone needs to change your diaper, 'cause you're full of sh*t.
#12
When You Block Them Everywhere And They Try To Slide In On Linkedin
#13
Who Else Out There Has A “Holiday Text Ex” ????
#14
Gentlemen, Do Not Put Your Exes On A Group Chat
#16
If At First You Don’t Succeed
#17
Many Accidents Over And Over Again Obviously
#18
Sometimes You Just Gotta Get It Off Your Chest I Guess
#20
You Are Now Officially On The Naughty List
#21
Lol
#22
Again, Gents, Try A Bit Harder With Those Hellos
Mihai Mara 5 years ago
"Little did she know her husband mysteriously disappeared on his business trip in the Caribbeans. She was yet to receive the bad news from the police. See how things unfolded in the next episode of "Things that did not happen", tonight at 20:00. "
#23
Pick A Lane
#24
Alexa Show Me The Cringiest Text Of The Year
#26
And Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
#27
Oh. Well Then
#28
Some Exes Communicate Only Through Song Titles
#29
The End Of An Era… Probably
#30
B***h Get Your Own Account
#31
And Here We Are
Blake Ingram 5 years ago
In different circumstances, this might work…for those still in the relationship.
#32
Fellas If You’re Lucky Enough To Get This Nice A Rejection Just Take The L And Move On
#33
Might’ve Worked Better Without The First Line
#36
Time To Block This Number
#37
Seems To Be Going Well
#38
Hot Tip: Don’t Use Your Exes To Fundraise
#39
Lol
#40
Still Living Rent Free In Your Head I See
#41
Know Thyself
#46
Bruh She Already Deleted Your Number
#47
Breakup Tax?
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Pearl 5 years ago
But why don't these people just block 'em right after the breakup? Honest Question...
Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago
Breaking up with someone does not necessarily mean that you don't ever want to talk to that person again. There is a gape between "I think I don't love you anymore" and "f**k off you crazy bitch I don't ever want to see you again or I'll call the police"
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Jennifer Norton 5 years ago
I don't know why anyone responds to their ex's texts. Just block them and move on...... nothing good every comes from speaking to the ex!
Aria Whitaker 5 years ago (edited)
I agree to a point. I would not say nothing good "ever" comes from it. Sometimes it depends totally on your situation. I would not be happily married and have my daughter if that were the case. My husband and I were together for a year in college, we kept in touch periodically...then we reunited about 7 years later at an event we both attended. We started talking again, which turned into hanging out again, which turned into being back together. Our 8 year wedding anniversary will be October 29th. So, while your advice can be good, sometimes if you let them go...they come back, and they come back better. Not all breakups are hostile and not all ex's bad news.
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Shona 5 years ago
Ok so this is an honest question, Why do all of these messages seem to be from Men...?
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 5 years ago
They can't all be from men. Women can be just as toxic after breaking up and do stupid crap like this.
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Pearl 5 years ago
But why don't these people just block 'em right after the breakup? Honest Question...
Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago
Breaking up with someone does not necessarily mean that you don't ever want to talk to that person again. There is a gape between "I think I don't love you anymore" and "f**k off you crazy bitch I don't ever want to see you again or I'll call the police"
Load More Replies... Jennifer Norton 5 years ago
I don't know why anyone responds to their ex's texts. Just block them and move on...... nothing good every comes from speaking to the ex!
Aria Whitaker 5 years ago (edited)
I agree to a point. I would not say nothing good "ever" comes from it. Sometimes it depends totally on your situation. I would not be happily married and have my daughter if that were the case. My husband and I were together for a year in college, we kept in touch periodically...then we reunited about 7 years later at an event we both attended. We started talking again, which turned into hanging out again, which turned into being back together. Our 8 year wedding anniversary will be October 29th. So, while your advice can be good, sometimes if you let them go...they come back, and they come back better. Not all breakups are hostile and not all ex's bad news.
Load More Replies... Shona 5 years ago
Ok so this is an honest question, Why do all of these messages seem to be from Men...?
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 5 years ago
They can't all be from men. Women can be just as toxic after breaking up and do stupid crap like this.
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