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66 Sarcastic Responses That Did More Damage Than A Paragraph Ever Could
As a fan of the OG sitcom, Friends, I've always had a soft spot for sarcasm. Chandler Bing is easily my favorite character because his witty comebacks and perfectly timed one-liners could turn almost any situation into a joke.
So naturally, we had to appreciate some of the funniest sarcasm we found online. Some of these might even give Chandler a run for his money, and there are plenty of lines here that deserve to be stolen for your next perfectly timed sarcastic moment. Scroll down, find your favorites, and maybe add a few new comebacks to your repertoire.
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#1
The Church Of Satan Back At It Again
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#2
You Don't Have To Pay For It
#4
Not So Innocent
#5
Thats The Best Last Name
Eastendbird 2 weeks ago
When I was growing up my mum would get letters addressed to Mrs David Smith. Not even Mrs Jane Smith, her whole name replaced with my dad's.
#6
Synonym Rolls
#7
Watching Cars
#9
It Is Of The Shape As Well
#10
Best Superpower
#11
Well I Mean They’re Not Wrong
Kristiina Männiste 2 weeks ago
There is a lingerie chain named Change (at least in Estonia) and I can 100% confirm it is no place of comfort.
#12
His Dad Discussing His Mistakes
Touhou Youyoumu 2 weeks ago
Pretty much, anyone who brought into NFT, block chains all that BS.
#13
I Would Hide Too
#14
Medium Rare Burn
#15
Hmmm
#16
A+
#17
"Excuse Me" Negates Any Germs Anyway. It's Like An Antibiotic
#18
Duh
#19
I Did Not Expect To See That Answer
#20
Return To Sender
#21
Duh
#22
Wait What?
#23
At The Start Of Wall E
Chich the witch 2 weeks ago
AI will turn us all into Absolute Idiots if we aren't careful. Which we aren't.
#25
Having Just Watched Aliens Last Night This Really Made Me Sick
#26
They Got 4 Extra Marks For That
#27
At Least He Found The Point
#28
Honesty Is The Best Policey
Janissary35680 2 weeks ago
Actual dialogue from "Motorway Cops: Catching Britain's Speeders": Cop: "Are you drunk?" "Driver: No." Cop: "Are you sure?" Driver: "No."🤣
#29
Why The Heck Is This So Accurate?
#31
Cheating Is No More
Balseraph 2 weeks ago
A+ top tier hack. There are few, if any, legal things that one can do in a committed relationship that are worse than cheating. If you have a polyamorous or otherwise nonmonogamous relationship, fine. Provided, of course that it is clearly and unequivocally agreed-upon by all parties involved. Infidelity can mess someone up for ages and create serious trust issues that will require time and probably therapy to resolve.
#33
Insert Title Here
#34
Thanks For The Tip
#35
His First Day
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
The people who think mobile phones are a luxury are the ones living in houses with a landline
#36
Mariah The Savage
#37
I'd Go To That Rehab
#38
At Least He Is Honest
KitchenToto 2 weeks ago
A surprisingly honest reply from. someone who makes money from giving botox injections
#39
Not Really An Insult But Unique
#40
Is It A Bird? Yes, Yes It Is
#41
You Get What You Deserve
#43
Those Tricksters
#44
Don’t Belittle The Imp
#45
Me_irl
nomnomborkbork 2 weeks ago
My PayPal account was hacked and over $5000 charged, and this is the same response I've been getting for six months. GRRRR!!!
#46
Seriously It Does Look Like That
#47
Why Am I Always Behind Them?
#48
Interesting Advertisement For My Local Printing Shop
#49
Perfectly Done Medium Rare Joke
#50
Reddit Has Turned Me Into A Sarcastic Jerk
#51
On A Video Of Someone Pretending To Fall Over
Robert Benson 2 weeks ago
What do you call a man that's never been associated with a woman? Nothing, because he was never born. (some people are just ... ?)
#52
Andrew’s Tate’s Delusions Meet Their Fate
#54
Old Man Logan
#55
London; Sarcasm Capital Of The World
#56
Oh Well This Is Something New
#57
Not A Fan Of British Cuisine
#58
To Be Tbh
#59
*looks For The Nearest Mirror*
#60
Two Percent Milk
#61
Ex-Box Controller
#63
Meirl
#64
Sarcastic Google Reviews Of A Local Park
Julie S 2 weeks ago
There is a supermarket in Cornwall that has a plastic tunnel from the carpark to the shop so you don't get wet when it rains, and someone made a TripAdvisor review of it and now loads of people have put reviews (including me). The best ones are the one star reviews of people getting very angry when they realise it's just a plastic tunnel.
#66
"Who Is The Cringiest Celebrity?"
Bartlet for world domination 1 week ago
TIL this DJ Khaled who appears to be so very cringy is totally different from Cheb "Didi" Khaled, who wrote the original to Marc Anthony's "Vivir Mi Vida". I'd been wondering.
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Anony Mouse 2 weeks ago
Maybe ten new posts total. Reduce, reuse, recycle doesn’t mean content.
Anony Mouse 2 weeks ago
Maybe ten new posts total. Reduce, reuse, recycle doesn’t mean content.
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