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As a fan of the OG sitcom, Friends, I've always had a soft spot for sarcasm. Chandler Bing is easily my favorite character because his witty comebacks and perfectly timed one-liners could turn almost any situation into a joke.

So naturally, we had to appreciate some of the funniest sarcasm we found online. Some of these might even give Chandler a run for his money, and there are plenty of lines here that deserve to be stolen for your next perfectly timed sarcastic moment. Scroll down, find your favorites, and maybe add a few new comebacks to your repertoire.

#1

The Church Of Satan Back At It Again

Sarcastic tweet exchange about Satanists and literal Satan by Church of Satan.

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Balseraph
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1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I contend that, as an atheist, I'm one of the people who can take the Lord's name in vain. On the other hand, I realise it's a bit like swearing by Gandalf's name.

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    #2

    You Don't Have To Pay For It

    Sarcastic coffee joke between passenger and flight attendant in dry humor style

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    James016
    Community Member
    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of this scene from Airplane (link in the reply)

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    #3

    Not So Innocent

    Funny grocery shelf sign saying who you gonna call goats butter with a pineapple drink nearby

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    Sarcasm is basically saying one thing while meaning something else, usually with enough exaggeration that the other person is supposed to catch the joke. It usually has a target, whether that is another person, a situation, or even yourself.

    For example, when someone says, “Oh, fantastic,” after spilling coffee all over their shirt, you know they mean pretty much the opposite.

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    #4

    Having Just Watched Aliens Last Night This Really Made Me Sick

    Humorous post comparing belly button to old mouth with a joking reply

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    #6

    Well I Mean They’re Not Wrong

    Sarcasm about finding change on couch contradicting change coming from comfort

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    55 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lingerie chain named Change (at least in Estonia) and I can 100% confirm it is no place of comfort.

    People use sarcasm for more than just trying to make someone laugh. It can be a way to tease a friend or say something critical without being so direct.

    A 2025 study on humor and sarcasm found that people also use it to strengthen relationships, deal with frustration, and cope with embarrassment.

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    #7

    Honesty Is The Best Policey

    Humorous police and driver conversation with sarcastic reply about car contents.

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    #8

    "Excuse Me" Negates Any Germs Anyway. It's Like An Antibiotic

    Sarcasm about strong immune system from avoiding people who sneeze in your eyes

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    Epona
    Community Member
    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look! Yet another reason why I will NEVER have children!

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    Understanding sarcasm can take a little mental gymnastics. You have to consider the context to figure out what the person actually means.

    In my culture, for example, you can ask an older person where to put something and get the classic, “Put it on my head.” From context alone, you know they aren't volunteering their head as storage space. Unless, of course, you're looking for trouble.

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    #10

    Synonym Rolls

    Humorous post about synonym rolls with image of cinnamon rolls and grammar joke

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    #12

    Best Superpower

    Sarcastic social media text about shapeshifting superpower with unexpected twist

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    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t make eye contact with me while I’m chanting, please.

    I bet you didn’t know that using and interpreting sarcasm could increase creativity as backed up by this research. It can push your brain to think beyond the obvious meaning and look at what is really being said.

    That extra mental step is linked to the kind of abstract thinking that can help spark more creative ideas.

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    #13

    Thats The Best Last Name

    Funny Twitter reply on why women don't take husband's last name, emphasizing best last name.

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    MeFromTheFBI
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if I don’t keep my last name then that last name won’t be in my family anymore

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    #14

    Medium Rare Burn

    Sarcasm about cooking a steak under a heated argument in a funny social media post

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    Armac
    Community Member
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A decent vet could probably save it.

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    #15

    Cheating Is No More

    Sarcastic life hack about cheating with humor and sarcasm

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A+ top tier hack. There are few, if any, legal things that one can do in a committed relationship that are worse than cheating. If you have a polyamorous or otherwise nonmonogamous relationship, fine. Provided, of course that it is clearly and unequivocally agreed-upon by all parties involved. Infidelity can mess someone up for ages and create serious trust issues that will require time and probably therapy to resolve.

    Sarcasm works differently depending on who is at the receiving end. According to this study, people are more comfortable with ironic or sarcastic communication when they know each other.

    A joke that makes your best friend laugh might get a completely different reaction from a stranger who has no idea whether you are joking or being rude.

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    #16

    At The Start Of Wall E

    Sarcasm on Wikipedia's relevance compared to ChatGPT with Wall E reference

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    Epona
    Community Member
    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people in the floaty chairs are not just in the beginning of Wall-E

    #17

    I Did Not Expect To See That Answer

    Sarcastic Reddit response to being last person hearing a knock

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    #18

    A+

    Child's humorous incorrect answer to alphabetical order exercise

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicely done. Followed directions to a T

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    Sometimes, sarcasm can be risky because the other person may not really know what you mean. Li Huang, an assistant professor of organizational behavior, noted that sarcasm can create more conflict than straightforward communication, particularly when there is little trust between the people involved.

    But when people already trust each other, she added, sarcasm can bring out creative benefits without stirring up trouble.

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    #19

    Watching Cars

    Truck parked facing a trailer screen, sarcastic comment about living in 2099

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    #20

    Wait What?

    Sarcasm about American Girl releasing first doll with hearing loss

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    #21

    His Dad Discussing His Mistakes

    Sarcastic dad texts about spending money on a three-letter internet monkey picture NFT

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    Touhou Youyoumu
    Community Member
    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much, anyone who brought into NFT, block chains all that BS.

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    Sarcasm can be harder to interpret in writing. Since you can’t hear the person’s tone or see their face, the comment can be perceived differently. Research on the use of sarcasm online suggests that even a little wink or smirk emoji can help people recognize a comment as a joke and respond better to it.

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    #22

    I Would Hide Too

    Humorous haircut photo with sarcastic comment about hiding a girl

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    James016
    Community Member
    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your barber called Moses?

    #23

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

    Sarcastic comment on UK eating habits with homemade dinner photo

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    Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks pretty tasty actually.

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    #24

    To Be Tbh

    Sarcastic tweet joking Uber as main reason women cheat

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    When sarcasm is used to convey criticism, people may see it as less serious or negative and become less defensive. Of course, that does not mean sarcasm is automatically a nicer way to communicate.

    But between people who understand each other, it can take some of the sting out of what is being said.

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    #25

    Duh

    Sarcastic definition of a true fan as a fan powered by electricity and spinning blades.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me?! What kind of fan erasure is this? Hand-fans existed for millennia before we harnessed electricity.

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    #26

    Hmmm

    Sarcastic quote about plants farming humans by giving oxygen

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    #27

    Yes They Are Closed

    Sarcastic Reddit thread about calling Chuck E Cheese at 3 AM and it being closed

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    I have definitely had those moments when someone says something so perfectly sarcastic that I’m still thinking about it hours later, wishing I had come up with it myself.

    What about you? Drop your best sarcastic lines in the comments. We’re taking notes!


    #28

    Arms Out Of Space

    Sarcastic comment on spacesuit shape referencing arms kept out of space international agreement

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    #29

    London; Sarcasm Capital Of The World

    Street sign humorously asking why not Instagram this hilarious sign

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    #30

    Perfectly Done Medium Rare Joke

    Sarcastic pun about tuning piano versus tuna with glue joke

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    #31

    At Least He Found The Point

    Dad joke asking what you call a mouse that swears answered as a cursor

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    #32

    On A Video Of Someone Pretending To Fall Over

    Sarcastic social media exchange about calling women wom and incel core i9 joke

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    #33

    At Least He Is Honest

    Sarcastic botox comment on looking younger but unchanged

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    #35

    Thanks For The Tip

    Healthline article excerpt on best hangover cures with science backing

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    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to list the other 6. #1 can take it from here thanks. 🤣

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    #36

    Why The Heck Is This So Accurate?

    Sarcastic comment about fear of darkness with surprised reaction meme

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    James016
    Community Member
    11 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry about the monster in the cupboard, the one under the bed will deal with it.

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    #37

    Interesting Advertisement For My Local Printing Shop

    Funny sign about sense of humor with sarcastic laughter warning

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    Touhou Youyoumu
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the disclaimer for Southpark.

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    #38

    Me_irl

    Sarcastic PayPal virtual agent replying Great to scam report

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    #39

    His First Day

    Sarcasm about homelessness and cellphone costs shared in a witty social media reply

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm living in a solar powered rv and barely making it ,some people are really really stupid

    #40

    Return To Sender

    Sarcastic Twitter exchange on British Christmas cake and American healthcare eating habits

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    36 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With cheese of course but it must be Wensleydale.

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    #41

    I'd Go To That Rehab

    Meme about Justin Bieber posing like in a rehab brochure success story

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    #42

    Seriously It Does Look Like That

    Sarcastic comment on a man looking like his nose would come off without glasses

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    #43

    You Get What You Deserve

    Sarcasm on Wendy mocking looks with reference to Morlock creatures from The Time Machine film

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    47 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did they post 2 photos of her

    #44

    *looks For The Nearest Mirror*

    Neil deGrasse Tyson tweet delivering dry sarcasm about kissing yourself

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    #45

    It Is Of The Shape As Well

    Dog resting inside a shark-shaped pet bed with sarcasm humor

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    #46

    Is It A Bird? Yes, Yes It Is

    Sarcasm about bird identification with colorful bird photo confirming it's definitely a bird

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    MalayDragon
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multicolored Tanager... But yes, most definitely a bird.

    #47

    Andrew’s Tate’s Delusions Meet Their Fate

    Sarcastic reply mocking conqueror claim by online course seller

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who TF wants to be a conqueror? I want to live a quiet life enjoying my time with close friends and family.

    #48

    Oh Well This Is Something New

    Sarcasm about babies in movie theaters and weak pullout game

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    #49

    Duh

    Dry sarcasm about useless Nokia 3310 protective cover protecting the floor

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    #50

    Those Tricksters

    Sarcastic tweet about sleeping on the couch not being punishment with funny advantages listed

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    Touhou Youyoumu
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or she doesn't. You are out the door.

    #52

    Insert Title Here

    Joke about two guys stopping chess to make the game more interesting

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    #54

    If Tqq Had Twitter

    Sarcastic Twitter exchange about pulled pork containing pork

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    #55

    Not Really An Insult But Unique

    Sarcastic comment comparing man to human version of Mark Zuckerberg

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    #56

    Mariah The Savage

    Tweet praising Mariah Carey's sarcasm in her Christmas song lyrics

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    #57

    Ex-Box Controller

    Sarcasm about damaged PlayStation controller box called ex-box controller

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    #58

    Reddit Has Turned Me Into A Sarcastic Asshole

    Sarcastic text message mix-up hanging a colander instead of calendar

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    #59

    Sarcastic Google Reviews Of A Local Park

    Sarcastic Google review claiming no Ewoks visible in Ewok Park dog park

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    #60

    No Effort Gets Me Sarcastic

    Sarcastic chat about dog barking skill and one word trial subscription

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    #61

    10/10 For The Burn

    Sarcastic dad joke about kissing a perfect 10 and cold mirror lips reflection

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    #62

    Two Percent Milk

    Sarcastic joke about a boy called milk for scoring 2 percent on math quiz

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    #63

    Don’t Belittle The Imp

    Sarcasm on shortest month and calendar featuring a character from a TV show

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    #64

    Why Am I Always Behind Them?

    Tweet suggesting a separate TSA line for people acting like it's their first day on earth

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    #65

    Old Man Logan

    Man sarcastically called retired X-Men member for his sweater

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one Xmen with a really specific but mostly stupid power

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    #66

    "Who Is The Cringiest Celebrity?"

    Sarcastic comment comparing DJ Khaled to a Pokemon for only saying his name

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