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Dictionaries are usually good at explaining things, but when it comes to language that we can all relate to, they sometimes leave us high and dry. This Instagram account is here to be honest with us about what our favourite words really mean.

HipDict is a croudsourced photo dictionary that publishes people's alternate views on a whole host of terms, and even coins new words. Not only are they hilarious, they're also shockingly accurate. The page, which used to be an offshoot of app 8Fact before carving out its own identity, has almost cracked 2 million followers.

We rounded up some of the smartest re-definitions we found on HipDict, and added a couple of our own that they were missing.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also study Bored Panda, to learn about funny, odd, and very odd things.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are very afraid of sports clothes. Only if you get them out often, though.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My clapping usually is hip-hight-fiving. "High" would be too exhausting.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......and its the "Single" biggest No-No of any relationship. Common Sense 101

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good teacher: A person that makes you realize the the problems are out there in the world, not created just to torture you.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a word to describe douchebags or maybe a******s in a more polite way

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever saw a vicious vegetarian hunt down a slaughter a tofu-animal, you would be afraid. Very afraid.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I`ll come for my 7th grade reunion, because they are as crazy as me and even though I`m an introvert it wouldn`t be that bad.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me was the place where i was officially the smartest all 3 years

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A langauge that has more speakers who have rather little (but some) command of it than speakers with proficiency.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opimist addition: the ablity to restrict yourself from emitting so much of your own b******t that the other one leaves.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or those garlic French fries from a previous bored panda list. Mmmm...

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: I need to talk, you need to shut the f**k up and listen, a maybe beg for your life, thanks.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, it is already aquired by the cat. Or the dog. Or both, on top of each other.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence. Vodka Martini even +2 / - 2

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But one with special priviledges, which makes him or her even scarier.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or douchebags who only make their sexist comments in their heads, but their actions ward off women anyway. And then whining commences.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aka, reminding you why you need to go to college and move away

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Toilette: A place where even the bravest try hard to not sh*t their pants."