Dictionaries are usually good at explaining things, but when it comes to language that we can all relate to, they sometimes leave us high and dry. This Instagram account is here to be honest with us about what our favourite words really mean.

HipDict is a croudsourced photo dictionary that publishes people's alternate views on a whole host of terms, and even coins new words. Not only are they hilarious, they're also shockingly accurate. The page, which used to be an offshoot of app 8Fact before carving out its own identity, has almost cracked 2 million followers.

We rounded up some of the smartest re-definitions we found on HipDict, and added a couple of our own that they were missing.

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Emre
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4 years ago

hahaha this one describes me

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Daria B
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4 years ago

And with a wooden pencil.

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Hans
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4 years ago

The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.

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Hans
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4 years ago

I also like those member who like the pets. :)

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Hans
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4 years ago

I also study Bored Panda, to learn about funny, odd, and very odd things.

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Emre
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4 years ago

Naah, it's a word for waiting to do things in the perfect time

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

Half my google history is just looking up words I can't spell

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Hans
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4 years ago

They are very afraid of sports clothes. Only if you get them out often, though.

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Hans
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4 years ago

My clapping usually is hip-hight-fiving. "High" would be too exhausting.

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John L Kelly
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4 years ago

......and its the "Single" biggest No-No of any relationship. Common Sense 101

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Smoofy
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4 years ago

LOL XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

Good teacher: A person that makes you realize the the problems are out there in the world, not created just to torture you.

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Daria B
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4 years ago

A set of devices. "Feet" is plural. Yep not fun at parties.

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Emre
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4 years ago

or a word to describe douchebags or maybe assholes in a more polite way

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Niki
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4 years ago

Lol so true

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Also used for keeping in touch with your cellmates.

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Hans
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4 years ago

If you ever saw a vicious vegetarian hunt down a slaughter a tofu-animal, you would be afraid. Very afraid.

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💖 Stacy Rae 💖
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4 years ago

I like this one very much.

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brandon sat
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4 years ago

*coffee ;-)

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Zori the degu
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4 years ago

I`ll come for my 7th grade reunion, because they are as crazy as me and even though I`m an introvert it wouldn`t be that bad.

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Hans
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4 years ago

And instead of grounding, they have a dental drill.

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Susan Forbes
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4 years ago

Hah! Too true!

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Grace Brown
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4 years ago

The meaning of the Slang term bae is "before anyone else"

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자스 민
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4 years ago

for me was the place where i was officially the smartest all 3 years

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LilicatUK
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4 years ago

CaRry

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Hans
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4 years ago

A langauge that has more speakers who have rather little (but some) command of it than speakers with proficiency.

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John L Kelly
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4 years ago

I know some people who get good use of it as a seat cushion.

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Kazmeister
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4 years ago

I'm Irish and have had many an Irish Handcuff!!! Lol

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Emre
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4 years ago

gimme your money and watch me buy the happiness :)

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Hans
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4 years ago

Opimist addition: the ablity to restrict yourself from emitting so much of your own bullshit that the other one leaves.

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Pi...
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4 years ago

Or those garlic French fries from a previous bored panda list. Mmmm...

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Rafael Tiba
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4 years ago

been there, done that

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Hans
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4 years ago

What is Microsoft then?

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Hans
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4 years ago

Well...that's nice.

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The Alchemist
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4 years ago

Yeah I do this...

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Just a Purpler
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4 years ago

Or an excuse for fat rich people too hahaha

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Rafael Tiba
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4 years ago

Or: I need to talk, you need to shut the fuck up and listen, a maybe beg for your life, thanks.

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Hans
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4 years ago

I still have 24 hours? Phew...

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Hans
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4 years ago

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Hans
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4 years ago

Sorry, it is already aquired by the cat. Or the dog. Or both, on top of each other.

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Zori the degu
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4 years ago

My mum.

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Susan Forbes
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4 years ago

And doesn't listen to what you say

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Skunk Drunk
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4 years ago

Can you find the mitsake in this sentence?

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Moritz Hahn
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4 years ago

also see: Donald Trump

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Hans
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4 years ago

+1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence. Vodka Martini even +2 / - 2

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

As someone with a flat ass, I can verify the validity of this definition.

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Hans
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4 years ago

But one with special priviledges, which makes him or her even scarier.

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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4 years ago

An orgasm lasts for five seconds but a large cake can last for a whole day or two.

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Kimberly Puchniarz
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4 years ago

Love this definition!!

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adoracat
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4 years ago

...or douchebags who only make their sexist comments in their heads, but their actions ward off women anyway. And then whining commences.

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Catarina Castro
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1 year ago

This one might be the best for me! 😅😅👌👌

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Danusha Kuchtová
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4 years ago

home ❤

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James E Valent
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4 years ago

And beyond

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Cayman
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4 years ago

aka, reminding you why you need to go to college and move away

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Zori the degu
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4 years ago

It`s a plastic vulgar demon!

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JoJo The Otaku Potato
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4 years ago

Isn't that also bored panda?

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Hans
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4 years ago

I do not dare trying what shows up.

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Hans
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4 years ago

If only they were registered!

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Or "Toilette: A place where even the bravest try hard to not sh*t their pants."