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Love it or hate it, the comments section is a mainstay of nearly anything that gets posted to the internet. Indeed, depending on the sort of content you prefer, the comments section can be a veritable gold mine of hilarity, savagery, or just downright good ideas. 

Netizens from around the world share the best comments with “The Real Joke” to make sure top-tier content doesn’t end up lost and forgotten. Indeed, there are times when some random comment ends up being just downright funnier than the post itself. So get comfy as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to comment something below. Who knows, it might even make the next list. 

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Your Welcome

Your Welcome

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    Nailed It!

    Nailed It!

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed this to my partner. He spat vodka out thru his nose he laughed so much

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    #3

    Synonym Rolls

    Synonym Rolls

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    While we might think of it as an integral part of the internet era, the truth is that a “comments section” has existed for almost half a millennium. When Martin Luthor nailed his ninety-five theses to a door, he was simply following in the footsteps of other German academics, who would share their thoughts through, effectively, bits of parchment put up in public areas. 

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    However, it’s pretty clear that this method, while effective, considering the spread of Protestantism, lacked any ability to reply effectively. Outside of letters that readers might send editors, most “public” discussions would be entirely verbal up until 1998, when the online diary site “Open Diary” added a comments section

    #4

    Saw This Gem Earlier

    Saw This Gem Earlier

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    #5

    404 Unfound

    404 Unfound

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use just a member, you'll never be able to find it.

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    The same year, The Rocky Mountain News added the ability of readers to comment on news stories. Interestingly, The Rocky Mountain News was also the first US newspaper to feature an advice column, where readers could get suggestions for their questions and conundrums. Sadly, this innovative paper closed down in 2008

    #7

    Thanks For The Explanation!

    Thanks For The Explanation!

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    #8

    Rock Hard Patriotism

    Rock Hard Patriotism

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    Spooky Demon Bat (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that would make me so uncomfortable - just standing there while everybody was facing you an saying the pledge (edited for spelling )

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    #9

    Ayo What’s This Person Planning

    Ayo What’s This Person Planning

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have my partner's actual name because if I am hit by a car, people need to be able to look through my addressbook and see who is related to whom, who is family with whom, etc.

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    Since the early 2000s, comment sections have practically crept up everywhere. From breaking news stories to the recipe for a sweet potato pie and everything in between, we are generally free to share our thoughts, criticisms, and suggestions with the entire world. Of course, this doesn’t mean that our thoughts, criticisms, and suggestions should actually be seen, but that’s a whole different matter. 

    #10

    Kinda Dark But Here Ya Go Lol

    Kinda Dark But Here Ya Go Lol

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    #11

    The Usernames Are Cool Too

    The Usernames Are Cool Too

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    Gravy the Vampire Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was clever I would have a cool quirky pun to go with this. That would have been otterly hilarious.

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    #12

    Dads Having Fun

    Dads Having Fun

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    Indeed, comment sections are so common that the lack of one is what actually stands out. If you open a YouTube video and notice that the comments are locked, your first thought generally is “What on God’s green Earth happened here?” In the particular case of YouTube, it’s often a result of certain comments leading to a video’s demonetization

    #13

    The Real Joke Is Always In The Comments

    The Real Joke Is Always In The Comments

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google alaskan avenger for fun

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    #14

    Clever With A Perfect Delivery

    Clever With A Perfect Delivery

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    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew 14:8, Give me here John Baptist's head in a Charger.

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    Some famous cases of entire publications limiting comments include Vice, which shut the feature down in 2016. In a public statement, they argued that "we had to ban countless commenters over the years for threatening our writers and subjects, doxxing private citizens, and engaging in hate speech against pretty much every group imaginable."

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    #15

    It Just Kept Getting Better

    It Just Kept Getting Better

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    He's a nut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE'S LITERALLY A PAINTING/PORTRAIT OF AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, PEOPLE!!!!! Jeez It wasn't a roast Just a really good joke

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    #16

    Never Going To Know

    Never Going To Know

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    #17

    Mutant Ninja Tuetlw

    Mutant Ninja Tuetlw

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    Rohit Remesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even more impressive that he managed to do stuff after eating pizza

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    #18

    Prime Cut!

    Prime Cut!

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Americans are weird too, they put a wig on an orange and call it president

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    That same year (surprise, surprise,) NPR also made the decision to remove a comments section from its articles. They believed that it was becoming too difficult to moderate comments, while many people were simply being disrespectful, arguing in bad faith, and generally turning a public forum into an online brawl.  

    #19

    Holy S**t That’s Dark

    Holy S**t That’s Dark

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo always makes me so sad. It's people holding up their babies so their relatives on the other side of the Berlin Wall can see them. By the state of the wall, it would be the early 60s - the families wouldn't be reconciled for another 25+ years. Imagine missing out on all that time.

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    #20

    I Think It Belongs Here

    I Think It Belongs Here

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    While most sites don’t quite take it as far, the internet has developed a nasty reputation for horrible comments, needing strong moderation tools. Anonymity, distance, and a general lack of consequences mean that sad, useless, and petty people get their kicks from being disruptive and hurtful online.

    #22

    I Love Democracy

    I Love Democracy

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    #23

    Appropriate

    Appropriate

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    One study found that roughly a quarter of all internet comments had some form of incivility. Given that most hateful comments are deleted, the real number may be even higher. As a result, some people feel it's just downright risky to delve into any comments section, as who knows what mess they might encounter. 

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    #25

    Country Puns Always Deliver

    Country Puns Always Deliver

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    #26

    Not Entirely Sure If It Fits But Its Funny So Thought To Share

    Not Entirely Sure If It Fits But Its Funny So Thought To Share

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jason is an actor trained in various fighting styles. When he is at events etc, he will want to be concentrating on the event. The bodyguard(s) will be scanning the crowds, analysing threats, etc. It's not their job to 'fight baddies', it's their job to alert Jason way before it comes to that stage.

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    And that’s a shame, as these examples show that, amongst all the trash, there are nuggets of pure gold. Fortunately, groups like “The Real Joke” exist to highlight the best comments, so the rest of us don’t have to suffer. Similarly, many online sites use an up-and-downvote system so that users can self-moderate. 

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    #28

    Op Was Asking If There Was A Subreddit They For Helping People Find The Creator Of An Uncredited Image Of Art. One Commenter's S**tty Life Pro Tip LED To This Gold

    Op Was Asking If There Was A Subreddit They For Helping People Find The Creator Of An Uncredited Image Of Art. One Commenter's S**tty Life Pro Tip LED To This Gold

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to start trying this out if I get desperate enough. I see such beautiful works of art get passed around online but I can never find the ones who made it

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    #29

    Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

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    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! You guys believe in the moon? Sheep.

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    #30

    When You Had To Google To Get It

    When You Had To Google To Get It

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    This means that the best comments often rise to the top, for all of us to enjoy, while the worst ones get pushed down. This can also serve as a pleasant reminder that most people do not agree with the worst comments and will, actively, help make them less visible. So if you want to see more creative and hilarious comments, check out Bored Panda's other article on the topic

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    #31

    Can’t Handle Being Bisexual

    Can’t Handle Being Bisexual

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    #32

    Missed

    Missed

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    #33

    It Took Me A Minute To Be Honest

    It Took Me A Minute To Be Honest

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    Rohit Remesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got a mental picture of that, I'm still sniggering

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    #34

    Goddammit

    Goddammit

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way the large digits are written higher, that explains a lot about people who see geometry in numbers like pi.

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    #35

    Precisely What I Was Looking For

    Precisely What I Was Looking For

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    #36

    This Is Why I Love Reddit

    This Is Why I Love Reddit

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    #37

    That’s Funny My Dad Did This

    That’s Funny My Dad Did This

    Legen010 Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she wants to divorce, and you can't pay the alimony: Sudan

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    #38

    I’m Still Laughing At This. Well Done, My Guy

    I’m Still Laughing At This. Well Done, My Guy

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that wants to hear it? 🎶

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    #39

    Digital Transformation

    Digital Transformation

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    #40

    Pretty Simple But Cool

    Pretty Simple But Cool

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    #41

    A S**tty Joke If I May, But It's Actually The Real One There

    A S**tty Joke If I May, But It's Actually The Real One There

    nanushthedog Report

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But it's so scary to walk all through the dark into the cemetery with you!" - "What should I say? I will have to go back all alone..."

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    #42

    Saw It In Comedy Cemetery But Had To Pick It Out For That Comment

    Saw It In Comedy Cemetery But Had To Pick It Out For That Comment

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    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So android is better in every way and iPhone is pointless and shouldn’t exist?

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    #43

    Moments Like These Are Why I Pay My Internet Bill

    Moments Like These Are Why I Pay My Internet Bill

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the gross equivalent of a Brussels sprout.

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    #44

    Einstein Did What?

    Einstein Did What?

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    #45

    One Of The Best Reddit Comments I’ve Seen In A While

    One Of The Best Reddit Comments I’ve Seen In A While

    IGetItCrackin Report

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    #46

    Comments Sections On R/Memes Are Great

    Comments Sections On R/Memes Are Great

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "boomer" generation did more than explode. It witnessed nuclear bomb tests.

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    #47

    He’s Got A Point

    He’s Got A Point

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    #48

    Bruh

    Bruh

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never expected to see a country have an ahegao face. Rule 34 is a thing I guess, shouldn’t be too surprised

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    #49

    Ironic

    Ironic

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    #50

    His Sex Life

    His Sex Life

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No people stay in their houses just to get away from me.

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    #51

    Flipity Flip Mom

    Flipity Flip Mom

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the kind of dark humor I'm here for

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    #52

    He Really Dodged A Bullet

    He Really Dodged A Bullet

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    #53

    The Coolest Number

    The Coolest Number

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    #54

    Pdf File

    Pdf File

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it (the reply, I mean) ...

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    #55

    Stinking Rich Lol

    Stinking Rich Lol

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good it was just a fart; otherwise it would have been dirty money.

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    #56

    Smol Talk

    Smol Talk

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously got this question a lot and I'm not even THAT tall; I'm 6"7. This is a good response!

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    #57

    Left With No Rights

    Left With No Rights

    B1RDS-ARENT-REAL Report

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    #58

    Absolutely Murdered

    Absolutely Murdered

    reddit.com Report

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    #59

    That Was Pretty Epic

    That Was Pretty Epic

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    #60

    This Subreddit Is Beautiful

    This Subreddit Is Beautiful

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    #62

    G.......y

    G.......y

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    #63

    Perfectly Done Medium Rare Joke

    Perfectly Done Medium Rare Joke

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    #64

    This Gave Me A Good Chuckle

    This Gave Me A Good Chuckle

    Frannycesca95 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when one of them says, 'This relationship is, Over'.

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    #65

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apostrophe once told me its life's story, but it left things out.

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    #66

    Real Life: The Game

    Real Life: The Game

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    #68

    Hold Up

    Hold Up

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks, but that was my dad."

    #69

    Theory Of....relativity

    Theory Of....relativity

    4-eva-dickard Report

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    #71

    Piabetes

    Piabetes

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    #72

    Haha

    Haha

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that set-up couldn't have been better if it were planned.

    #73

    Taking A Stand

    Taking A Stand

    192_168_1_x Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On picture one he has one happy mug, but on picture two they got his mugshot.

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    #74

    Nice

    Nice

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This perfectly lines up with the way I see the numbers. I’m in synesthesia heaven

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    #75

    Johnny & Amber

    Johnny & Amber

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope her dog has immunity too, as he stepped on a bee.

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    #76

    Ouch

    Ouch

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell my left from right. Neither can my sister or my grandfather. If I'm driving and someone yells "go left!" I will instantly take a right every time. I have to imagine myself picking up a pencil and sometimes act it out in order to know left from right

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    #77

    Joke For Today

    Joke For Today

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    #78

    No Context For You

    No Context For You

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    #79

    Cow

    Cow

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought whenever I see a boob is "why did I take my shirt off".

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    #80

    I Love R/Disneyvacation

    I Love R/Disneyvacation

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    #81

    He Was Her Cousband

    He Was Her Cousband

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone reading this they were 3rd cousins, not 1st cousins, which is way grosser

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    #82

    He Just Overshadowed My Joke Wow

    He Just Overshadowed My Joke Wow

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    #83

    Not Very Funny But Clever Ig

    Not Very Funny But Clever Ig

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    #84

    Laughed Really Hard At This

    Laughed Really Hard At This

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    #85

    All Your Interests In One Place

    All Your Interests In One Place

    meruroo_ Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, it's TEENAGE Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not Early Twenties Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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