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50 Of The Funniest Mom Jokes And Memes Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Page
Parenting can be so many things, from a magical, wonderful experience to something like a marathon one runs for multiple decades. So it’s probably no surprise that parents across the globe create and enjoy that stable of internet content, the meme.
“The Decent Mother'' is an Instagram page dedicated to relatable, wholesome, and hilarious mom memes about parenting and kids. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Measles is making a comeback! So is polio! Good job, anti-vaxxers! (sarcasm)
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Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
My husband is very involved and most parenting things are equal but my kids will still seek me out in another room to help them with something when dad is right there! So annoying.
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BlitheSpirit 2 years ago
I had to restore order with a whip and a chair when mine got home from the grandparents…
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Just for a moment there, when I read crushed goldfish, I had forgotten about the snacks of that name....
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BoredPossum 2 years ago
The fact that they call it research is offensive to anyone working 12 hour days in a lab 6 days a week to give people a chance to survive some of the nastier diseases.
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
How about when they show up at the side of the bed and are just staring at you until you wake up? Kids are creepy sometimes.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Why not? A mom can look nice and dress herself up for the playgroup if she wants to. I don't have human children, but I don't like even the "ha ha funny joking" shame that women do to other women over stuff like clothes, makeup, dressing up, etc.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
As an adopted child, I can definitely say that I was NOT breastfed and there was no way I could have been XD While I might be weird, I definitely survived to adulthood with all my bones and organs intact! Formula is fine! Fed is best XD
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ILoveMySon 2 years ago
"If you're going inside, would you get me another Pepsi?" The words of my late and beloved aunt. She was amazing.
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Meghna Mohan 2 years ago
Yeah I have done this, lullabys, jokes, stories and past 30 mins straight threats
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ScarletRos 2 years ago
My friend was holding his baby daughter on his lap while sitting at a table and she was playing with a toy which she dropped. He leaned to pick it up and whack goes her head on the table.
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TheMagicOfBeingMia (She/Her) 2 years ago
Those blessed be the fruit dresses look great on everyone but me ffs
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Rachel Pelz 2 years ago
It means: next morning, the kid you can hardly wake up at 8 am on weekdays will be wide awake at 5.30am, in a terrible mood (because tired) from 8.30 on and absolutely refuse to take a nap all day long.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
Us "pet parents" have our own nightmares and struggles (like the 2am "hork hoRK HORK" of a cat, or the eternal living hell of the diarrhea after your puppy eats literal garbage while on a walk) but only the truly unhinged think that it's somehow exactly the same as raising a human child. I can call my dogs and cats silly nicknames and I don't have to worry about them actually LEARNING the words I say to them XD We do suffer the knowledge that our beloved "furbabies" will have much, much shorter lifespans than any human children we might have, however :(
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Dark Pearl 2 years ago
I managed to chip my tooth in actual maths class a couple of months ago lol
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BoredPossum 2 years ago
Is this something that the modern father should relate to? It sounds very much like a 50s family. Taking care of your kids should be natural regardless of gender. I'd one of you need to be somewhere and do something, even just to relax and take a walk, of course the other parent will look after the kids.
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