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In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.

Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.

Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.

Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.

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Robert T
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4 years ago

Right in the cake hole!

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    This one is the best one so far. So accurate.

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    OwenHasADHD
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    4 years ago (edited)

    The guy on the right's head kinda looks like a walnut, tbh.

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    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"

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    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    His original nose was awesome, imo, but it's not my place to judge. I hope this helped him and that he's in a good place.

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ewww he has a bug on one

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    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow, that's specific. But accurate.

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    🤣

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    Sue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Googles Tesla logo. I'm out of touch.

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Omg 🤣🤣🤣but where’s the fake eyebrows and mustache lol

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    David Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    How dude get out of the street fighter cartridge?

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Omg haha I can’t unsee it now🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A cross between Patenson and Mr. Bean.

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    TheOrangeGrape
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lord Farquaad's cousin

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What compels someone to get that haircut?!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well they showed it to the grill. Those sausages look like an anaemic Englishman's legs in shorts for the first time that year.

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    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh jesus. It looks more like wood chippings than actual meat at this point.

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    Remi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He looks like a lobster with a bad shell.

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Now I can't unsee it :D

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    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    All he’s missing is the squint from trying to read every word on the menu above the register

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    im so confused by the edge of his glasses like how the side of his head looking like that through the glasses. my brain is dead.

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    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Please he liked the comment 💀

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Shall we play a game of "spot the bell-end"?

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I mean, it’s not THAT bad of an insult, I would like to be easily drawn as well…

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