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Article created by: Eligijus Sinkunas

Respect the hustle, they say. But how can you, when it’s someone selling half-eaten snacks, haunted dolls, or an old shoe described as an antique? At the very least, I’m going to laugh at it.

To prove that people will try to make a dollar off literally anything, we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright confusing online listings ever posted.

Today, you can describe the internet in many ways, and a flea market is definitely one of them — full of scammers and opportunists.

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#1

A Bargain If You Ask Me

Online market listing showing a door ram left by swat team for sale, highlighting absurd item descriptions and pricing.

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They might have left it but they will be charging you with theft. My condolences.

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    I Guess He Was Really Excited About The Fig Trees! Found On FB Marketplace

    Online market listing for fig trees with a dog jumping in the background in a green outdoor setting.

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    #3

    Anyone Looking For A Chicken Suit? No Questions Asked!

    Bright yellow chicken suit for sale in an absurd online market listing with quirky seller message included.

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    XL Coughing For Sale

    Absurd online market listing showing a crooked wooden coffin for sale with humorous description of coughing for sale.

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    Coughing could lead to needing a coffin.

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    #5

    Michael Wave

    Microwave listed online for sale with description error, featured in absurd online market listings screenshots.

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    #6

    Air For Sale

    Hand holding a plastic bag of air listed in an online market with bright concert lights in the background.

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    #7

    An Obvious Joke, But I Thought This Community Would Appreciate The Humor

    Online market listing showing heavily damaged 1998 Honda Civic for sale despite severe rear-end damage.

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    #8

    This Lamp For Sale. Found On My Local FB Marketplace Page

    Widow lamp shaped like a Victorian dress with black fringe shade, listed in online market for absurdity and uniqueness.

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    #9

    I Believe This Is An Oregon

    Vintage electronic keyboard listed online for $10, featured among absurd online market listings screenshots.

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    #10

    Ponch

    Man modeling an absurd handmade poncho listed on an online market showcasing unusual and funny listings.

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    #11

    Probably

    Painting listing showing a Van Gogh style artwork with humor in an online market listing for absurdity screenshots.

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    #12

    Catholic Converter

    Absurd online market listing showing a broken car part humorously labeled as a Catholic converter for sale.

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    #13

    A Connoisseur

    Person wearing a custom Nickelback shirt featuring real nickels spelling the band name in an online market listing.

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    #14

    $5000 Lettuce Shard

    Hand holding a lettuce piece shaped like a Nike sign listed online for $5,000 in an absurd market listing screenshot.

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    #15

    First Time I've Ever Seen Something Like That

    Boxes of Gatorade powder posted in an online market listing with an unusual trade offer for a Harley motorcycle.

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    Did you look a freight truck and this is what it was carrying?

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    #16

    Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000

    Worn inflatable waterslide listed online with dirt and damage, highlighting absurdity in online market listings.

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    #17

    Perfectly Balanced

    Hand wearing glove with multiple small sanitizer bottles on fingers, illustrating absurd online market listings screenshot.

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    #18

    Hmm

    Man in full gear inside a septic tank, an absurd online market listing offering access for $150 an hour.

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    The fumes will k**l you. Who wants the liability of letting an avowed crazy person on their property.

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    #19

    Antique Legs

    Photo of an absurd online market listing showing a pair of jeans with shoes and a folded shirt as antique legs.

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    #20

    Only On Facebook Marketplace

    Worn PS3 controller covered in pizza crumbs listed in online market listings for absurd items.

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    #21

    I Was Looking On FB Marketplace For A First Toyota. Then, I Came Across This…

    Red car submerged in water listed in an online market listing showing absurdity and unusual condition for sale.

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    #22

    Used Toilet Brush For Sale

    Toilet brush with colorful floating flowers inside the handle listed on an online market for sale.

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    #23

    Just Shy Of 4 Chairs

    Man sitting on one of three chairs in a backyard, an online market listing showing absurdity in online market listings.

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    #24

    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

    Dog lying next to a lobster in a funny and absurd online market listing for sale, showcasing unusual pet listings.

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    #25

    I Am In

    Screenshot of an absurd online market listing showing planet Jupiter for sale on a popular e-commerce site.

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    Free shipping?

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    #26

    Dwanket

    Absurd online market listing of a stretched Dwayne Johnson blanket priced at 100 dollars for humor and novelty.

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    #27

    Sunroof

    Broken car sunroof glass with reflections on pavement in an unusual online market listing showcasing absurdity

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    #28

    Portal Potty

    Two portable toilets secured with yellow straps on a trailer in an online market listing showing absurdity.

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    #29

    Got That

    Car trunk filled with large plastic bags of liquid shown in an absurd online market listing screenshot.

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    #30

    Weirdest Looking Gaming PC I've Ever Seen

    Man posing in a listing titled gaming pc priced at 500 with specs Ryzen 5 3600x 32gb ddr4 and GTX 1080 on online market.

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    #31

    Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?

    Large gray bean bag listed on an online market, showcasing absurd and humorous online market listings.

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    #32

    I Hate Facebook Marketplace

    Hand-drawn picture of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus listed on an online marketplace for its absurdity and uniqueness.

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    #33

    This Terrifying.. “Soup Boy” On My Facebook Marketplace

    Bizarre online market listing showing a handmade Campbell soup boy doll with a painted human-like face for sale.

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    #34

    "Potential"

    Wooden headboard with unique cutouts listed in an online market listing showcasing absurd items for sale.

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    #35

    Browsing Facebook Marketplace Never Disappoints

    Absurd online market listing featuring a bizarre custom Elmo figure with exposed metal parts and glowing base.

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    #36

    Mona Lisa Only $1,000,000

    Online market listing showing a framed Mona Lisa painting claimed to be hand painted with an absurd $1,000,000 price tag.

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    #37

    It's 100% Authentic

    Man posing with imaginary Harry Potter invisible cloak in absurd online market listing priced at fifteen thousand dollars.

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    #38

    3D Printers Will Create Life-Saving Synthetic Limbs They Said

    Green 3D printed Hulk arms designed for chickens featured in absurd online market listings.

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    #39

    So What Are Your Hobbies?

    Huge handmade candle for sale after 15 years of work, featured in absurd online market listings screenshots.

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    #40

    Human Foosball For Sale

    Human foosball setup in a backyard with people attached to poles, showcasing an absurd online market listing.

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    #41

    Wiled Time In The Camper

    Screenshot of an absurd online market listing offering a cozy camper rental to spice up relationships.

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    #42

    Fire Distinguisher

    Antique fire extinguisher listed online as a quirky item in absurd online market listings collection.

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    #43

    20 Stackable Chairs

    Online market listing showing 20 stackable chairs with holes for sale for $100, highlighting absurd online listings.

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    #44

    A Good Deal

    Absurd online market listings showing separate baseball cap parts sold individually with bids and prices.

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    #45

    The Megatron?

    Remote controls hot glued together in an absurd online market listing for sale in Madisonville.

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    #46

    Saw This One FB Marketplace

    Black Volkswagen Beetle with a hood-stacked diesel engine emitting smoke in an absurd online market listing.

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    Just Some Planters For Sale

    Baby head planters with plants growing out of them shown in an online market listing for absurd items.




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