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30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America
It’s no secret—the rest of the world looks at how peculiar American culture can be and wonders if it’s even real.
‘Cause let’s face it—even if it looks fine for us, that doesn’t mean that having police patrol your school, paying for a ride to the hospital, and calling the toilet “restroom” when we all know very well there ain't nobody going there to have a rest shouldn’t raise a brow for others.
So this time, we are looking at what American things make our fellow non-American friends scratch their heads in simple, yet very spot-on questions below. Our dear American Pandas are also welcome to help separate what’s real, what’s rumors, and what only happens in movies in the comments! And after you're done with this post, check out our previous one with things Americans do that require an explanation for non-Americans.
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Ceredwyn Ealanta 6 years ago
But taking off shoes and socks when you come in is nearly as good as taking off your bra.
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GirlFriday 6 years ago
We have them. They are usually part of the cheerleader squad or dance squad. It is a sports thing. We take sports very seriously.
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
How else would you call them? Students wouldn't use the teachers first name.
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GirlFriday 6 years ago
Some schools are more strict than others and require them. My schools didn't require them. We just excused ourselves and went to the restroom when needed.
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GirlFriday 6 years ago
No. They don't - at least the schools that I went to and my nieces and nephews don't (they are ages 4 - 17). In the past, students were made to recite the "pledge of allegiance" each morning, but I think this is something that has fallen by the wayside.
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giraffescupcakesandlove 6 years ago
Some schools don't allow it, but at the schools I went to we were allowed to. It was fun! You can put magnets, quotes, pictures of loved ones.
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ebony1k124 touch 6 years ago
Mine burnt my hand with the end of a hot test tube. I still have the round scar 28 years later.
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Nubmaeme 6 years ago
My physics lab partner died two months before graduation due to some kind of genetic blood disorder. He could explain things in a way that made them easier to understand, something the teacher couldn't do. I was lost without him and at the worst possible time when we were heading into finals.
Walter Smith 6 years ago
Dogs ARE a man's best friend. I never go anywhere without my Lab partner.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
You have two people running an experiment together. You study the topic, design the experiment, run the experiment, record the data, analyze the data, and reach conclusions about the data. You then (hopefully both!) write up the whole thing. So, y'know... You do science with them.
Peko 6 years ago
It's the permanent nature of it that surprise us. We'd do the same things but with whomever we happened to sit next to that day.
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Bama Belle 6 years ago
My lab partner almost caused me to pass out. We were dissecting a frog. She poked an internal organ w/ her scalpel & it burst. I felt it hit me in the face. She yelled, "Ewww, that got in my mouth!". Suddenly, I was in a black tunnel, swaying back and forth. I snapped back before falling over, though.
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
I get grey fizzy vision before I pass out... A friend of mine insisted everything went yellow. I know that's not the main point but I find the differences interesting.
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Dani Colombick 6 years ago
my lab partner threw vitreous humor at me when we were dissecting a cow eye. she is now one of my closest friends.
Mikal Du Preez 6 years ago
"What do they do with them" lol. I'm not American but in my school we had partners for practical stuff in science or biology class because there would never be enough equipment for every student to work alone.
Rebecca Schultz 6 years ago
You work as a team. This is probably because of not having enough equipment to go around.
Cori 6 years ago
My lab partner let me do most of the dissecting in my anatomy class. I was very okay with this. I'm a total nerd when it comes to anatomy. I find the entire subject to be extremely fascinating. I sorta wrecked the curve in my college anatomy class and my classmates were super annoyed with me. I tried to make it up by forcing my introverted butt to go to their study group. That's where I learned I kind of enjoy teaching.
Gipsy Kings fan 6 years ago
As I recall, we needed lab partners in Biology (1970s) because the school couldn't afford an embalmed frog (to dissect) for every person in the class. 🤢 🤮
Jeny Kennedy 6 years ago
Sure do! And if you're lucky, you'll get one that's actually a 100 year old sparkly vampire who can actually act when given material that isn't pure sh#t.
Captain Legible 6 years ago
In chemistry (Scotland) we had lab groups of two or three. I was up the front with another lad because nobody else would work with us - too dangerous. We both frequently set our hair on fire and once we accidentally made so much nylon the school had to phone the council to get it disposed of.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
My "lab partner" told me that they only way she passed biology was nicking my answers. When I was bumped up to an honors class, she failed...just too nice I am.
GirlFriday 6 years ago
Yes. You work on group projects together. It teaches team work and collaboration.
Stimpy 6 years ago
I had a lab partner also. Used to take walks with him in the park and play fetch...
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
What's so unusual with this? I'm Austrian and my children's friends never used my first name.
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
I think children all over the world have to feel "slightly suicidal" to do this.
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GirlFriday 6 years ago
The term "20/20" and similar fractions (such as 20/40, 20/60, etc.) are visual acuity measurements. They also are called Snellen fractions, named after Herman Snellen, the Dutch ophthalmologist who developed this measurement system in 1862.
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spirit wolf 6 years ago
I went to school in other countries aswell and boy did I write lines in detention. This is definitely not just an American thing. Yes, I was an exemplary student.
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Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
The weird part is that someone would give a rat's a*s about Americans microwaving water or how they eat bacon. Apparently no one has the same questions about Russians, Chinese, or even Lithuanians. Give it a rest Panda.
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
I think it's becase more people around the globe see American movies or TV shows than they see movies made by Russians, Chinese, or Lithuanians.
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Daria Z 6 years ago
Do Americans actually have that violent bullying culture at schools, with football players and cheer leaders on the social top and geeks on the bottom? Or senior students bullying first-graders? Please, tell me it's all a movie thing!
Luna Lovegood 6 years ago
It's not as openly expressed as in movies, but unfortunately yes. Bullying is a huge problem. Most schools "anti-bullying programs" are some posters and maybe a talk about how bullying is bad every month or so. I remember in seventh grade I was just the kid everyone hated for no reason. It got pretty bad and I was already dealing with some stuff that comes with growing up, but I know the bullying was a huge part of it. I know of lots of other kids who have had to deal with bullying too. It's really sad, but the whole social cliques and bullying thing is very real.
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Cassie 6 years ago
I think some of these have to do with a word meaning different things in different countries. Jelly in Europe, for example, I'm pretty sure is what we in the US would call Jello (which is a brand name of gelatin that caught on as the general term for that item). So, yea, we don't eat peanut butter and gelatin. Our jelly is a spread closer to jam but made from fruit juice instead of the fruit.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
My jam (I am American) is made with the fruit. Jelly is made without seeds. Gelatin is Jell-O, or an additive to fancy desserts... So I figure we should call it "Fruit Goop" as my sister did!
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CWF 5 years ago
Some people yeah but hopefully they just die off. Natural selection
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 6 years ago
I couldn’t finish I think they chose the stupidest people they could find to ask questions about American culture. Some of these questions are flat out idiotic
Deborah Chapman 6 years ago
Yup, we really do all of that stuff. At least some of us do all of that stuff. The mom shut up thing varies from person to person. I didn't do it but my son unfortunately did. Question: what's the problem?
Miss Cris 6 years ago (edited)
They're not problems. It's just curiosity when in other places people do different things. Not worse or better, just different. Also it's interesting to learn that something you do in a way can be done diferent. For example, I also keep my medecins in the bathroom and never wondered why (Oh!). Wanting to know about another person or culture is wanting to love it. ;)
Load More Replies... Nevits Yibble 6 years ago
I really don't get the endless fascination here with American behavior. You can play this both ways. Do Australians really call ketchup "tomato sauce?" Apparently so. Do Americans give a f**k? No. Aussies are cool and can call s**t whatever they want
CWF 5 years ago
I mean America deserves to be ridiculed ngl (for the record I am in fact an American)
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Drive Bee 6 years ago
I really don't get most of these questions, they are just normal everyday things, not anything hard to imagine or out of the ordinary.
Peko 6 years ago
Maybe they're asked by people to whom these things are neither normal, everyday, or ordinary.
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Matthew Smith 6 years ago
My only question is why did American's vote for a bell end like Trump?
Jim Ellington 6 years ago
Because the other end of the bell was Hillary Clinton.
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Beeps 6 years ago
I have one: do Americans really live in dilapidated or unfinished houses? In the movies or on TV you so often see them living in houses that either have the stud walls exposed, or, if they move into another house, the wallpaper will be peeling off the walls, and they just leave it like that through the entire movie or season.
Jessica A 6 years ago
Ok, 2 questions: 1. Is this going to be posted every week? and 2. Are any Americans answering these questions?
Marilyn Bojanowski 6 years ago
This is my first time seeing and yes, I am answering some
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giraffescupcakesandlove 6 years ago
One thing I've seen many non-Americans ask is if we really have 2-3 months of summer break. The answer is yes.
K.Kobayashi 6 years ago
Well, the schoolchildren do, adults get maybe a week off.
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Shelley McKinney 4 years ago
Canadian here. Most of these are true for us as well. Not all, but many.
CWF 5 years ago
Ok as an American: 1: Some of my friends have no-shoes houses, but generally people can wear shoes in the house. 2: Yeah some people eat peanut butter and jelly but it's not as common as it is in media (also it's not allowed in some schools because of nut allergy rules) 3: Yeah, mostly high schools and colleges but school mascots are common. 4: Yes. One time I accidentally put my retainer in the garbage disposal. 5: Yeah cereal is a good quick breakfast 6: Yep, not in all schools but it's very common 7: I don't think people do this but I'm not sure, my house has a tap that dispenses hot water so we don't need to 8: Not in my school (I go to a private school) but in lots of schools. 9: Again, not in my school but it's pretty common 10: Not at my school but yeah that happens, Girl Scouts also has the pledge of allegiance 11: Of course how else can I be ✨ fabulous ✨ 12: Yep, sometimes but not always. I'm running out of space so ill make a second comment
CWF 5 years ago
22: Some people dip the crust in ranch but I don't know anyone who puts ranch on pizza that would be disgusting 23: I don't think so, I sure don't but I'm not an adult yet so. 24: Only the rude ones. 25: Yes they're doctors that do doctor things with your eyes. Doctors for your eyes. Eye doctors. 26: Yes 27: A lot of American homes don't have fireplaces, and if they do, it's a fake gas one, so real fireplaces are kind of exciting. 28: Yeah some people do, it kind of sounds stupid 29: Most schools do that, I'm not sure why 30: Yes? what do you guys say?
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Kaya Morris 6 years ago
I think I’m just weird because I don’t do most of these things... or they’re just in movies- no idea mates.
Jason Doakes 6 years ago
Articles in the past, with the same topic, as stupid as they are, at least had interesting questions, but this is just c**p
FABULOUS1 6 years ago
Sorry I find most of these if not all really stupid. Yes we Americans do different things that other countries dont do, and its made to sound like what people do in England, China or any other country is not strange to us. Like eating something called spotted d**k, at least in America most of us know not to put a d**k with spots on it in our mouths. These are always just so rude
Rainclouds Radio 6 years ago
America doesn't have roll on deodorant. That spun me out when I visited...
guy greej 6 years ago
Do american really have no pin codes or biometrics linked to their money. Like anyone can just take your card and go buy a house.
Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago
At least half of these are not even close to being typical American things, and that's my opinion as a non-American.
SaraFromHell 6 years ago
Well..as an american..they are all yes for the majority of us!😂
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elia 84631 6 years ago
Also, I know that American school year begins in mid August like the Northern European countries because of the climate and tο us in the early September
Rebecca Page 6 years ago
Ahhh good. Its been a few days since we made fun of Americans. I was starting to think the world started to care about other s**t. I'm so glad we have post #12,789,566 being snarky about us.
Jack Nimble 6 years ago
Do Americans really comment to answer year-old questions that are reposted from another website?
Eagle Girl 6 years ago
Truth Monster & Kat Hoth~ Thank you! Nice to see the Panda Spirit revitalized!
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
There are rude people everywhere -- it's not polite to talk with food in your mouth, of course, but some people do.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
The weird part is that someone would give a rat's a*s about Americans microwaving water or how they eat bacon. Apparently no one has the same questions about Russians, Chinese, or even Lithuanians. Give it a rest Panda.
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
I think it's becase more people around the globe see American movies or TV shows than they see movies made by Russians, Chinese, or Lithuanians.
Load More Replies... Daria Z 6 years ago
Do Americans actually have that violent bullying culture at schools, with football players and cheer leaders on the social top and geeks on the bottom? Or senior students bullying first-graders? Please, tell me it's all a movie thing!
Luna Lovegood 6 years ago
It's not as openly expressed as in movies, but unfortunately yes. Bullying is a huge problem. Most schools "anti-bullying programs" are some posters and maybe a talk about how bullying is bad every month or so. I remember in seventh grade I was just the kid everyone hated for no reason. It got pretty bad and I was already dealing with some stuff that comes with growing up, but I know the bullying was a huge part of it. I know of lots of other kids who have had to deal with bullying too. It's really sad, but the whole social cliques and bullying thing is very real.
Load More Replies... Cassie 6 years ago
I think some of these have to do with a word meaning different things in different countries. Jelly in Europe, for example, I'm pretty sure is what we in the US would call Jello (which is a brand name of gelatin that caught on as the general term for that item). So, yea, we don't eat peanut butter and gelatin. Our jelly is a spread closer to jam but made from fruit juice instead of the fruit.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
My jam (I am American) is made with the fruit. Jelly is made without seeds. Gelatin is Jell-O, or an additive to fancy desserts... So I figure we should call it "Fruit Goop" as my sister did!
Load More Replies... CWF 5 years ago
Some people yeah but hopefully they just die off. Natural selection
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 6 years ago
I couldn’t finish I think they chose the stupidest people they could find to ask questions about American culture. Some of these questions are flat out idiotic
Deborah Chapman 6 years ago
Yup, we really do all of that stuff. At least some of us do all of that stuff. The mom shut up thing varies from person to person. I didn't do it but my son unfortunately did. Question: what's the problem?
Miss Cris 6 years ago (edited)
They're not problems. It's just curiosity when in other places people do different things. Not worse or better, just different. Also it's interesting to learn that something you do in a way can be done diferent. For example, I also keep my medecins in the bathroom and never wondered why (Oh!). Wanting to know about another person or culture is wanting to love it. ;)
Load More Replies... Nevits Yibble 6 years ago
I really don't get the endless fascination here with American behavior. You can play this both ways. Do Australians really call ketchup "tomato sauce?" Apparently so. Do Americans give a f**k? No. Aussies are cool and can call s**t whatever they want
CWF 5 years ago
I mean America deserves to be ridiculed ngl (for the record I am in fact an American)
Load More Replies... Drive Bee 6 years ago
I really don't get most of these questions, they are just normal everyday things, not anything hard to imagine or out of the ordinary.
Peko 6 years ago
Maybe they're asked by people to whom these things are neither normal, everyday, or ordinary.
Load More Replies... Matthew Smith 6 years ago
My only question is why did American's vote for a bell end like Trump?
Jim Ellington 6 years ago
Because the other end of the bell was Hillary Clinton.
Load More Replies... Beeps 6 years ago
I have one: do Americans really live in dilapidated or unfinished houses? In the movies or on TV you so often see them living in houses that either have the stud walls exposed, or, if they move into another house, the wallpaper will be peeling off the walls, and they just leave it like that through the entire movie or season.
Jessica A 6 years ago
Ok, 2 questions: 1. Is this going to be posted every week? and 2. Are any Americans answering these questions?
Marilyn Bojanowski 6 years ago
This is my first time seeing and yes, I am answering some
Load More Replies... giraffescupcakesandlove 6 years ago
One thing I've seen many non-Americans ask is if we really have 2-3 months of summer break. The answer is yes.
K.Kobayashi 6 years ago
Well, the schoolchildren do, adults get maybe a week off.
Load More Replies... Shelley McKinney 4 years ago
Canadian here. Most of these are true for us as well. Not all, but many.
CWF 5 years ago
Ok as an American: 1: Some of my friends have no-shoes houses, but generally people can wear shoes in the house. 2: Yeah some people eat peanut butter and jelly but it's not as common as it is in media (also it's not allowed in some schools because of nut allergy rules) 3: Yeah, mostly high schools and colleges but school mascots are common. 4: Yes. One time I accidentally put my retainer in the garbage disposal. 5: Yeah cereal is a good quick breakfast 6: Yep, not in all schools but it's very common 7: I don't think people do this but I'm not sure, my house has a tap that dispenses hot water so we don't need to 8: Not in my school (I go to a private school) but in lots of schools. 9: Again, not in my school but it's pretty common 10: Not at my school but yeah that happens, Girl Scouts also has the pledge of allegiance 11: Of course how else can I be ✨ fabulous ✨ 12: Yep, sometimes but not always. I'm running out of space so ill make a second comment
CWF 5 years ago
22: Some people dip the crust in ranch but I don't know anyone who puts ranch on pizza that would be disgusting 23: I don't think so, I sure don't but I'm not an adult yet so. 24: Only the rude ones. 25: Yes they're doctors that do doctor things with your eyes. Doctors for your eyes. Eye doctors. 26: Yes 27: A lot of American homes don't have fireplaces, and if they do, it's a fake gas one, so real fireplaces are kind of exciting. 28: Yeah some people do, it kind of sounds stupid 29: Most schools do that, I'm not sure why 30: Yes? what do you guys say?
Load More Replies... Kaya Morris 6 years ago
I think I’m just weird because I don’t do most of these things... or they’re just in movies- no idea mates.
Jason Doakes 6 years ago
Articles in the past, with the same topic, as stupid as they are, at least had interesting questions, but this is just c**p
FABULOUS1 6 years ago
Sorry I find most of these if not all really stupid. Yes we Americans do different things that other countries dont do, and its made to sound like what people do in England, China or any other country is not strange to us. Like eating something called spotted d**k, at least in America most of us know not to put a d**k with spots on it in our mouths. These are always just so rude
Rainclouds Radio 6 years ago
America doesn't have roll on deodorant. That spun me out when I visited...
guy greej 6 years ago
Do american really have no pin codes or biometrics linked to their money. Like anyone can just take your card and go buy a house.
Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago
At least half of these are not even close to being typical American things, and that's my opinion as a non-American.
SaraFromHell 6 years ago
Well..as an american..they are all yes for the majority of us!😂
Load More Replies... elia 84631 6 years ago
Also, I know that American school year begins in mid August like the Northern European countries because of the climate and tο us in the early September
Rebecca Page 6 years ago
Ahhh good. Its been a few days since we made fun of Americans. I was starting to think the world started to care about other s**t. I'm so glad we have post #12,789,566 being snarky about us.
Jack Nimble 6 years ago
Do Americans really comment to answer year-old questions that are reposted from another website?
Eagle Girl 6 years ago
Truth Monster & Kat Hoth~ Thank you! Nice to see the Panda Spirit revitalized!
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago
There are rude people everywhere -- it's not polite to talk with food in your mouth, of course, but some people do.
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