50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Marilyn Holt 5 years ago

I had the same thought.

4points

PandaMic 5 years ago

Yes, indeed. Nature will eliminate humans who aren't intelligent enough to know what's actually in vaccines.

2points

Magpie 5 years ago

Sad thing is : it is their kids that will (continue to ) suffer the most.

1point

Kymora Brown 5 years ago

I know right!

0points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

In Germany, there was going to be an antivaxxer protest march . I was cancelled because of Covid 19. :-D

11points

Nuala Taylor 5 years ago

Obviously ppl here have the same misconceptions about antivaxxers as you have about covid-19. Antivaxxers major malfunction is that vaccines since the late 80s have not been properly tested or studied in proper scientific method using a 'blind', they have only been studied in comparison to other vaccines...which is not a real study. This methodology as well as using substances like high doses of heavy metals and glyphosate (which we all know causes cancer and other health issues) in order to break down cell proteins to force the body to build antibodies has led to drastic results in the population. Since reporting has historically been around 1% for reactions with vaccines those numbers are not widely known or reported. You can see the proof of it while we go thru Covid-19 and reported numbers rise drastically not because of actual infections, but because they are NOW testing and reporting it. Don't be a hater. They have their points.

9points

Owen Brass 5 years ago

You're trying to reason with people who are willing to let a stranger inject them with who knows what. Don't expect too much.

1point

Susie Harrison 5 years ago

Well, my autistic son gets anaphylactic reactions to vaccines. He's stopped breathing and been in the hospital after vaccines... so this WILL be a real problem when the vaccination comes out. I get your humor, but some of us are still concerned.

7points

Maya the Artist 5 years ago

We won't dont worry

6points

Shannon Haywood 5 years ago

Would never! Y'all feel free. I'd take my chances with the virus and let my immune system do the work it is supposed to do instead of taking a man made syringe of chemicals and animal byproducts. :) Stay safe!

6points

Terry Jensen 5 years ago

you trust the government to give you another safe vax?? Not me don't worry I won't be getting one. Many people need to do the research on these types of viruses etc. and see why you cannot be totally immune to everything...stuff stays in the ground for instance for 40 yrs or better...one day you go out and dig the ground up and then let you kids go out and play in freshly exposed bugs that are just waiting for this host. You could wait for awhile as the sun kills those things that are dug up...common sense in humans NONE!!!

6points

Bobbie Richardson 5 years ago

Antivax means differently to different people, I for one realize there is good in some vaccines but not when given in the high doses to a young newborn or young child like they do. It also depends on what the motives are for those gaining profits from the billion-dollar pharmaceutical companies . As our prime ministers' wife has been a chairperson and gaining a lot of wealth from vaccines. I'm sure all things can be used for good and not greed.

6points

Dave Cummings 5 years ago

I'd rather get the virus . Odds of side effects will be much higher than odds of dying from the virus

5points

Dcgot Nomony 5 years ago

Johnson & Johnson will be making it. Good luck with that

5points

OK, you've heard that laughter is the best medicine. But what does that mean? And can it helps us fight the coronavirus as well?

Well, you tell me. Laughter reduces pain and allows us to get through discomfort easier, it improves our job performance, especially if our tasks demand creativity and solving complex problems. Heck, its role in intimate relationships is greatly underestimated and it really is one of the cornerstones of good marriages. Laughter also synchronizes the brains of speaker and listener so that they are emotionally attuned.

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Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Great one...

95points

Larry Pinkerton 5 years ago

hope your right brother!

0points

Vic 5 years ago

This one is quite possible. I don't see people hoarding condoms..

14points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

And millennials will think those no good kids are the worst generation ever. And so it goes...

10points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

I'd rather call them Coronials

9points

booHguy 5 years ago

Prediction : required to stay home together, there will also be a major divorce boom

5points

Buzz Covington 5 years ago

They will be known as Coronials.

4points

Night Owl 5 years ago

That's actually very likely

4points

Steve Mickelson 5 years ago

Actually the babies being born in 9 months makes it 2021, so they will be teenagers in 2034. Do the math!

1point

Colton Smith 5 years ago

Good one

1point

Lu Striker 5 years ago

Yup, a generation of introverts.

1point

Now come the heavy guns. According to the Mayo Clinic, laughter also stimulates the body's organs by increasing oxygen intake to the heart, lungs and muscles, and triggers the release of endorphins. It also helps people handle stress by easing tension, relaxing the muscles and lowering blood pressure.

But considering the pandemic that our world is currently facing, the most important thing is that laughter increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving our resistance to disease. So, as weird as it sounds, memes really can help you to fight the coronavirus. You're welcome.

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Carol Emory 5 years ago

And that's why I think the officials that tried to shut up Dr. Li Wenliang when he first tried to raise the alarm on Covid19 should be charged with the deaths of everyone that occurred after they were notified and did nothing about it. They were the ones that allowed this condition to get out of control.

193points

Barbara Cronin 5 years ago (edited)

Does THAT mistake forgive Trump’s decision to dismantle the Pandemic Unit in 2018 or his decision to refuse the WHO’s offer of 150,000 test kits, in order to develop your own, that turned out to be defective, wasting time and killing thousands? Or his barrage of b******t , denials and blame that followed? Or the gazumping of protective gear on it’s way to Canada and Brazil? I think, just like your President, you need someone to blame ANYTHING but look at yourself and your choice of leader!

7points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

This happens EVERY DAY in this country due to not having universal health care. People receive care based on their ability to pay. This is the ultime pay to play. For profit health care is about profit & less about care, especially those with limited resources. People were subjected to propaganda regarding "death panels" being created by the ACA when they have been present in our system LONG before the ACA was established. Regarding the current Corona health emergency, I can't help but wonder what's going on in the homeless community. All we're hearing is "self-quarantine", so what happens to a population that doesn't have the basic necessities just to survive? How will THEY be tested if tests are ever available? Then again, I guess to Trump & republicans, this is the answer to the homelessness problem. Acceptable losses to ensure survival of the fittest. Now that our economy could possibly tank, even worse than the 08 meltdown, will our priorities & lifestyle change? Not likely.

2points

larry cummings 5 years ago

Chinese officials

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🐼NaeNae🐼 5 years ago

Or you could always rely on the biolab theory..!

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Tash Thaxton 5 years ago

Jesus lady!!!! We came here to LAUGH!!!!!!!!! SHUT YER PIE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yok Moi 5 years ago

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Barry Goldkind 5 years ago

In this case the Fake News and the Left ignored the President in January and called him a Racist Bigot for the China travel ban which the Scientists say saved untold thousands of American lives. Go back to 1/31/2020 on Twitter and read it all for yourselves.

3points

Barbara Cronin 5 years ago (edited)

Got news for you Trump had nothing to do with the travel ban, it was medical authorities who locked that one in, for ONCE he did not oppose them. WAKE UP , your nation NEEDS you! He has no clothes, he’s buck naked AND shallow AND hollow! He is NOW actually killing people! His dismantling of your Public Protective Health System has put you in the same situation as a third World country. HIS b******t and misinformation and lies and his LACK of action has caused this virus to be far worse in America than it needed to be. PLEASE don’t make a bad decision worse by continuing to support this useless President. No longer about left or right or red or blue, it’s about survival.

1point

Nadia Welch 5 years ago

NOT WRONG!!!

2points

Peter Stebbins 5 years ago

So true

2points

Artie Shorts 5 years ago

They ignore extra, extra hard in China though

2points

Gary E Bishop 5 years ago

Houston, we have a pandemic!

2points

Miranda Brooks 5 years ago

That's a hell of a lot scarier than it is funny!

2points

Kassandra Brezill 5 years ago

So True

2points

Anna Pamel 5 years ago

In certain countries, this is so true!

2points

Beth Graybill 5 years ago

so true

2points

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Gr8Gramma2-4 5 years ago

That's great! LoL !!

89points

Wade Carmen 5 years ago

Baseball season may start in June. If so, will the World Series still be in October?

3points

Hobbes 5 years ago

Ha ha! Cleaner Curling!

10points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LMAO!!! This should be higher

7points

athornedrose 5 years ago

this is the only sport that matters. i'm here for this sport

6points

Tami Bridges 5 years ago

LOL dying!!!!!

6points

Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

Good one 👍

4points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

oh yeah

3points

Sapphire Grimes 5 years ago

this is me when I go sh*t crazy lol

2points

TheReader19 5 years ago (edited)

This should be no. 1 spot 😄

2points

Great Destiny Avbuere 5 years ago

Ha Ha Ha very funny

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Lyop 5 years ago

What's with the obsession with tissue paper people?!

6points

Judith Petree 4 years ago

Um, you really need a comma after the words "tissue paper", otherwise folks will think you're asking about people made of tissue paper.

0points

Melanie Thornton 5 years ago

COVID-19 Humor

1point

Michael Yeller 5 years ago

Or, you are in so much s**t when you get it. That is why.

1point

Barbara Cronin 5 years ago

I like this one, it mixes humour with morality.

1point

Sherri McGhee 5 years ago

crazy

1point

Jody Mikkelsen 5 years ago

Right??

1point

Gregory Gianneschi 5 years ago

To all you horders

1point

Wade Carmen 5 years ago

I NEED THAT TO CREATE A MUMMY TO DESTROY MY ENEMIES!!!

1point

Lori Ann 5 years ago

Love!

1point

Frank Trott 5 years ago

THIS ONE IS FOR THEGREEDY B'STARDS

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Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

Best time of my life

110points

N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago

Same

2points

D. Pitbull 5 years ago

Oh... my gawd... THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS... I've just been all "this.. is awesome... no one trying to chase me down and shame me for 'not going out as much as I should'" - yes... I know more than a few people who insist they "KNOW" it's best for me to go out at a frequency *ThEY* deem healthy.

5points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

You just have no toilet paper.

5points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Don't need it. Water is more efficient and hygienic.

2points

Shirley Richard 5 years ago

Why would introverts not have toilet paper? I have mine shipped and have enough to last a year.

1point

Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

Planted a toiletpaper tree. I will be rich🤪 Also, on limiting your sovcisl contacts: I already muted 2 whatsapp groups, closed the browsertab of a discusdion board and turned of the world chat on my current mmorpg

1point

Kat Rina 5 years ago

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Kat Rina 5 years ago (edited)

Water (with soap of course) > Toilet paper

-1point

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

Yeah my people *introverts* have been preparing for this moment their entire life

4points

Jellie Snijders Premium 5 years ago

Oh yes, finally some me-time and no one is harassing me!

3points

Mystery Egg 5 years ago

We're on a partial lockdown in my country. My company is on mandatory 'work from home' until further notice. I.LOVE.IT!!!! Working with my dogs for company instead of my colleagues? HEAVEN!

3points

Amy Frank 5 years ago

now if they can only place the entire world in on a lockdown, forever

3points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

I'm with my best friend so this makes no difference. I adopted him 3 years ago & he's one of the best things that ever happened in my life. There is a bit of a language barrier in the fact that he understands some english but his interpretations are questionable. There are many times that he employs selective understanding to suit his needs. He can be very selfish that way but in the long run, I'm sure he's truly kind-hearted & returns my affection, most of the time, unless of course if he's angry when he proceeds to walk around pouting & giving me dirty looks. He's also very difficult to by clothes for, due to the fact that it's nearly impossible to find anything suitable for a kid with 4 legs.

2points

Coleen 5 years ago

I wish so very much that I could up vote this about a hundred times!

2points

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

Hallelujah to that 😁

1point

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Carol Emory 5 years ago

I love this one!!!

112points

Gordie Jones 5 years ago

Should have been #1, but just getting through the post

2points

Missy Barton 5 years ago

I'm asexual and I still approve this message

17points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

Cats?

13points

Night Owl 5 years ago

😹

7points

Kim Irving 5 years ago

Amazing

7points

Patti Renwick Parrish 5 years ago

That would take all day!!

4points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

This is how I concerned my family

3points

MAKENZIE FULLER 5 years ago

I don’t like that

2points

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

literaly every single cat

2points

Jsun Fin 5 years ago

my dog tongue washes my hands

2points

Miranda Brooks 5 years ago

LMAO

2points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Epic!

133points

Chris Nielson 5 years ago

Tears were running down my face. Having just recently read this to my grandson, the challenging search was so fresh. Hugely delightful. Thank you!

1point

What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

Geez, it’s so much harder now 😉

9points

Bláthnaid O’Loughlin 5 years ago

Brilliant! I’ll finally be able to solve it!

8points

Gwen Pollock 5 years ago

I still am having trouble finding Waldo!!

5points

lorrie rothstein 5 years ago

genius.

4points

Adam Guillemette 5 years ago

This slayed me XD

4points

Haleema 5 years ago

This is funny.

2points

t s 5 years ago

i would literally buy it just for the sake of it!

2points

Felicity Lemon 5 years ago

Noooooo

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

😊 So Easy!! also Why?!? but there's also no fun in this so... 😔

1point

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

That's honestly the least of our problems

91points

Lynne Stankard 5 years ago

No - but at least we get a pic., of Robert Downey Jnr.!!! x

7points

Up All Night 5 years ago

What if they are threatening you with spreading viruses if you don't give them the money?

2points

N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago

Sadly yes. Also, am I hallucinating, or is that Robert Downey Junior?

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

It's not like they'd be able to find a place to spend the money afterwards.

6points

music_of_madness 5 years ago

Robbing your toilet paper

3points

Debi Rees Granger 5 years ago

A little bank humour ...

2points

Susie Harrison 5 years ago

LOL

2points

Lynda la'Suisse Gooden 5 years ago

Lol

2points

Sisaye Frederick 5 years ago

You got that right. LOL men-police...8b80dc.jpg

2points

Haleema 5 years ago

Funny.

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

seriously

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

really

1point

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Petra Schaap 5 years ago

this is me :-D after doing weekly groceries in a very calm supermarket on thursday, I went back on friday for choclate and snacks, and landed in a hell hole. i was the only one with just a few things and the only one without toiletpaper or pasta :-D :-D (right now, hell no wont do that again)

85points

Xandra 5 years ago

Exactly the same! Went back Sunday for chocolate and biscuits, got horrified at how much stuff people were buying ...

8points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago

Are you saying that Twix is not an essential?!

4points

Barbara Roberts 5 years ago

*I've planned out all my meals till July. *Was considering buying a house in the Fall, but I need to buy toilet paper instead. *My service dog who was giving me emotional support got too tired. *I was praying to God for more toilet paper, and thought perhaps I should be praying more for my Soul. *Monday after I sorted my socks, I took a nap, and had a snack. It was a big day. Tuesday was slower. *I went out into public with my gloves and mask, and people were confusing me with Zorro. *My hairdresser probably won't recognize me (after 6 weeks).Told her I'd wear a name tag.

1point

Jan Lane 5 years ago

Cadbury fruit & nut😋

1point

Carla Houston 5 years ago

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1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

Nearly chocked on my coffee AaaaaaaHaaaaahahaha

1point

Zoe Pavlos 5 years ago

Now, I want a twix!!!! :-D

1point

Colette Bembenek 5 years ago

7 days without chocolate makes one week.

1point

Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago

Damn!!! Forgot about my sweet tooth...LOL!!!!

1point

Evripidou Maria 5 years ago

I 'm trying to stop myself from going to the kiosk for a mars bar

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Carol Emory 5 years ago

No..it's called people of Korea aren't greedy. Idiots here are buying TP and then selling it out of their cars and online for outrageous prices. When we finally get the government to step in and make this act criminally prosecutable, things will calm down.

202points

Emperor Kitten 5 years ago

It is illegal in the US. It's called price gauging and people are already being arrested for it I'm

24points

Francesca Annoni 5 years ago

I'm in Emilia romagna..one of regions of Italy after Lombardia with more infected of covid-19.. and we have toilet paper..oh..I forgot..WE USE BIDET ..😁

17points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Good luck with that! Our president commits impeachable crimes & gets a pass from republicans.

3points

JK Rowling 5 years ago

Same here in India. We live in Pune, have less than 10 COVID-19 cases, and the stores are out of hand sanitizer. There were people trying to sell a small bottle of some online for like Rs/- 1000 (hand sanitizer in that size usually costs Rs/- 30).

3points

BobbyK 5 years ago

They're called "covidiots"

2points

Merlin noneyabeezwax 5 years ago

It's a military commissary, I'm sure the civilian grocery stores were sold out at least one day

2points

Kerri Russ 5 years ago

A government headed by a man who has repeatedly said, "You do whatever you have to do to win."?

2points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Price gouging here in California during any emergency is a crime. It should be a crime everywhere.

2points

Arran Walker 5 years ago

That’s part of it, but people also panic buy because they see this as something they can control... control how much supplies they have.

2points

Väinö-Oskari Astala 5 years ago

Just create a new TP re-seller tax and that should calm it down.

2points

Jim Vasconcellos 5 years ago (edited)

That picture says nothing about the Koreans. It is a military commissary (sign in background in English). It means that US Military personnel are not being stupid because they were not allowed to be. I'm sure plenty of stateside personnel and veterans are being just as stupid.

1point

Tova Rafuse 5 years ago

yup

0points

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago

yep. saw someone selling a pack of tp for $500.

0points

Lea S. 5 years ago

Yah. Greedy idiots. Why argue with him?

0points

Lorri Jakubuv 5 years ago

Carol, maybe you should calm down!

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Or it's called Koreans are smarter and wiser than Americans.

0points

Jerry Muzak 5 years ago

It's already illegal, you dumb c**t. You're a c**t on every post I see. Die that way :)

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Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

I don't get this. TP is the least of my problems. Remember when Mom's and grandmothers cleaned their babies with cloth towels? If I run out of TP, that's what I'll be doing.

5points

Roger Swegan 5 years ago

How F'n stupid are you people the writing is English, if your were to believe any of this b******t it might be a US military commissary. Think this was once a intelligent country now it is gullible idiots and believe anything they see..

2points

Randal Copeland 5 years ago

This guy looks like a US veteran on Koran soil. If he is on a military base, which I am sure he is because of the English on all of the packaging, then his point is false and meaningless.

2points

Ben Sorin 5 years ago

This isnt even in a Korean supermarket!

2points

Merlin noneyabeezwax 5 years ago

No, that's a military commissary, military looks out for eachother

2points

Sisaye Frederick 5 years ago

ya, but you got to amendment it's pretty funny.

2points

Colette Bembenek 5 years ago

Earth has its boundaries but human stupidity is limitless.

2points

Gerard Collins 5 years ago

S. Korea is actually 6th,but has a death rate of only 9/1000--less than 1%. Italy is 2nd but has an 8% rate. Epidemiologists must love trying to figure out these huge disparities. A gap of 7% is an anomaly somehow. Males are affected almost 2 to 1 versus females--63:37.

2points

hunger games 5 years ago

I haven't seen that much toilet paper in awhile

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

Virtual Olympics

105points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago

Did you mean: Wii Sports

11points

Zadie Kruglov 5 years ago

My mom laughed when I told her about this one.

2points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

Same.

0points

lightning bolt 5 years ago

great

1point

Lourdes Viant 5 years ago

funny

1point

Gary E Bishop 5 years ago

Sorry athletes, sorry!

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

😂👍

1point

Sapphire Grimes 5 years ago

lol my fav

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

omg those rings need masks, GIVE THEM MASKS!

1point

Miranda Brooks 5 years ago

Clever!

1point

John Sorrento 5 years ago

All incontinents need to keep their distance ........ until they are peed off!

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DeathMalice1485 5 years ago

Just watched this movie over the weekend. I found it hilarious that it was in the top 10 movies streamed on Netflix in the US last week. :P

60points

Monday 5 years ago

Somehow watching disease movies/series is more entertaining now. I recommend the series "Containment" if you have the time.

4points

Cathy Gaines 5 years ago

What movie is this??

0points

Teresa Thomas 5 years ago

Me too! All in all, it was a great film!

0points

Erin Bladzinski 5 years ago

I'm sorry, I just almost died laughing!!! Too funny!!

2points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago (edited)

Is this outbreak? My mom was watching it last night

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

clean asses isn't the point here

1point

Lourdes Viant 5 years ago

hahaha!

1point

Jackie Leese 5 years ago

Stay indoors!!

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Peter Stebbins 5 years ago

Omg

1point

Sapphire Grimes 5 years ago

Ya their asses better be clean, 100 rolls of toilet paper stocked up baby

1point

Willie Richardson 5 years ago

Not funny I know . Just maybe it will give you a smile .

1point

Virginia Downey 5 years ago

Lol...

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Binxyminxem 5 years ago

One ring (of toilet paper) to rule them all

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Suzie Robinson 5 years ago

One ring to wipe them

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lorrie rothstein 5 years ago

lord of the toilet paper

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Lama Lady 5 years ago

Very banksy

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Not what you think. 5 years ago

If I see that in my local store I'd definitely buying or getting it. Of course with the store's permission.

3points

Joan Naffky-Lansing 5 years ago

Brilliant!

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John Cassidy 5 years ago

brilliant

1point

Murray Lein 5 years ago

way cool

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Dayna Ward 5 years ago

Lol

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Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

AaaaaaHaaaaahahaha

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Adrian 5 years ago

Save toilet paper and trees: 1. use both sides 2. run garden hose through toilet window - instant hand-held bidet.

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John L 5 years ago

Funniest one of the lot!

70points

Renae Dougherty 5 years ago

Holy not Holly lol

3points

Hodor! Hodor? 5 years ago

Why's Robin saying "Holly" ?

2points

j tuski 5 years ago

Because someone doesn't know how to spell "holy".

5points

Jonith Breadon 5 years ago

It’s spelled “Holy” not “Holly” 🙄

1point

Kate Johnson 5 years ago

It's spelled Jonas, not Jonith.

2points

Anna Agon 5 years ago

loved it,

1point

Cynthia Northrop 5 years ago

Best one so far. Thanks

1point

Robin 5 years ago

It's Holy, not Holly.

1point

KP 5 years ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

SLAPMAN!

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Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

Where are people storing all this stuff?

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Monday 5 years ago

Us: Thank goodness 2019 is over...next year will be great! 2020: b**** I'm gonna kill you one way or another!

144points

Falcon 5 years ago

That is so true. "2019 was horrible, next year can't be this bad" Oh how wrong I was lol

18points

Nidia Garcia 5 years ago

I started to sing one way or another by blondie

5points

Leesa DeAndrea 5 years ago (edited)

2019 ice storm brings trees down & blocks the road & its days we are trapped. That was in spring. In the fall 10 inch rain fall caused flooding & it was a couple weeks until the water was low enough to drive through & we are trapped again. Winter & a blizzard hits & it is days until we can get the snow cleared & we are trapped for the third time!!! And now this.

1point

Lyop 5 years ago

Hahahaha!!!

1point

Petra Schaap 5 years ago

owww... 2019 was my favorite year in 22 years!

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Yeah. In the UK, people are saying bring back Brexit! :D

4points

Rich Willson 5 years ago

As an somebody who was raised on Tom and Jerry as a child, this speaks volumes..

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

only 7 and 1/2 month of pain to go till 2021 this will be epic or not just wait and see either way i'm stocking up food supplies for 7 and 1/2

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

Corona when it comes around the corner: I’m not here to f***k around

1point

Red Dilworth 5 years ago

this is very true

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

👍

1point

Chloe Woodall 5 years ago

who would have thought.

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

bye bye boomers

1point

Mary Beveridge 5 years ago

Ahh, the end has finally arrived, too bad all predicted came in nonsensical riddles, except where it was conceived. Say no to msg

1point

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428points

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Kim Irving 5 years ago

Bahahahahahahaha!

87points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

THAT won't last long. She'll ask for the remote & file for divorce.

7points

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

She said "no more than three feet, you idiot. Stay away - unless..."

7points

Lara Harris 5 years ago

"she seems nice" 😂😂

5points

OTTER 5 years ago

Gee! I wonder what she thinks about you, Mr Sports Fan!!!

5points

Gordon McAlvey 5 years ago

That’s me all the way, 😂😂😂 I love you hunny 😂😂😂😂😂

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago (edited)

Now I’ve spilled coffee down my front. 😅😂🤣

1point

Fiona N Dean Thompson 5 years ago

HaHa

1point

Greg Wittmann Sr. 5 years ago

careful gents.

1point

Cherry Collins 5 years ago

haha

1point

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423points

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Amy Frank 5 years ago

LMAO!!! OMW I had a good laugh out loud for this.

92points

Josie Raimondi 5 years ago

Does anyone still answer their door when someone knocks ? I haven’t in the last 20 years unless I was expecting someone.

2points

Ali Iqbal 5 years ago

wow ive never actually heard someone say the un abbreviated version of LOL

2points

Kathryn Kit 5 years ago

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2points

EA 5 years ago

This made ma laugh. A lot! But just to let you know, their public ministry has been cancelled until at least 1st May

13points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Thanks! That's good to know

7points

Mireia Dos 5 years ago

LOL There was an awesome viral whatsapp audio here in Spain about this. This really old man sounding rural and superalarmed. "Listen everyone, this is serious, you have to be extremely careful now. The Jehova's Witnesses know we are all at home!!!!!!!!!!" Hahahahahaha

7points

Michelle Chevalier 5 years ago

Still not answering the door!!!!

7points

Phart 5 years ago

True, but it's a baaad time for burglars. For the same reason.

4points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Just cough on them.

4points

Agustin Melendez 5 years ago

Don't worry, we'll be back! Hehe!!

3points

Phena Rosier 5 years ago

If you get an email with the subject knock knock on it. Don't answer it, it's the jehovah witnesses working from home

2points

Kennedy mack james 5 years ago

Hi im actually a jehovahs witness and we just want to send a warm smile to everyone we meet because i know that there will be a great future and if you want to know more about us, go to JW.org thank you

2points

Kennedy mack james 5 years ago

i am a witness and we don't mean to freak everyone out when we come to your door we just want to give a warm smile to you and witness to you about the truth

2points

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410points

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John L 5 years ago

Sad but true. The President starts off a Corona Virus briefing by being excited about the Fed dropping interest rates to 0. That's Trump for ya.

68points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Don't diss trump. He is deeply concerned about the poor, sick money in the stock market and its loved ones.

15points

Jordan Pattugalan 5 years ago

Our president is making a genuine(and actually pretty effective) effort to lover the amount of Covid-19 cases- unlike SOME politicians. Just be glad he genuinely cares and isn't being lazy or pushing an agenda.

2points

Jordan Pattugalan 5 years ago

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2points

jennifer mullins 5 years ago

You people are sick who think PRESIDENT Trump has anything to do with this, or is not doing his best to try and figure out how to deal with this!!! It could have happened to ANY president and make no mistake NOBODY was prepared for this!!

2points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Let us hope that the COVID-19 pandemic ruins Trump's re-election chances.

1point

larry cummings 5 years ago

what interest rate would that be ?

0points

Rick Banning 5 years ago

Get a clue

0points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Yes John, you said it !!!

0points

Debbie Dean 5 years ago

Has it been difficult, losing your brain?

-1point

faithfulfox 5 years ago

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Marilyn Holt 5 years ago

So did my 6 year old grandson.

4points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

And this surprises you why?

4points

Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

Sadly, that sounds very believable considering who the current US president is

4points

Judith Wilson 5 years ago

uh, yes, that's why it was posted

1point

Michael Atanasio 5 years ago

The president is doing just fine, thanks. It's the Democrats that are trying to screw us over.

3points

Sarah Pell 5 years ago

The FACTS from every source and your observations should correct this error in your thinking.

2points

Kevin Carson 5 years ago

I miss heard the radio the other day and thought they had said 'self stimulate for two weeks', rather than self isolate, feel tired and wobbly on my legs. Stay positive, humour means so much at this time - much love to all, kevin and Jeanie UK.

3points

ptm45 5 years ago

you should've elected him instead

3points

Rick Banning 5 years ago

Your comment doesn't help bring the world together. If you have nothing good to say then say nothing at all

2points

Joanie McClure 5 years ago

I guess I'm slow. Was that a joke? It went over my head. Could you explain the humor?

2points

N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago

Can we replace Trump with your gym owner? Maybe we won’t die. (As much) I don’t even care who they are.

2points

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409points

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Not what you think. 5 years ago

ROFLOL This is epic. Love it. Wonder if I can pull it off at work.

74points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

Do it and let us know

8points

Alison Hodgeheg 5 years ago

That cat's face looks like it's enjoying the joke.

3points

Marie Burger 5 years ago

I’m seriously praying about this epidemic. But sometimes we have to laugh a little don’t we?

2points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

This deserves to be higher.

2points

Sharon Lee 5 years ago

This is the best.

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

wow just wow

1point

Kim House 5 years ago

Too funny!

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

Oh my god. This is the best joke of all!!

1point

Sherrelyn Knight-Green 5 years ago

Bahahahaha

1point

Kenye Welly 5 years ago

Ahahahhahahhah..

1point

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393points

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Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago

This image needs more masks.

89points

Monday 5 years ago

and more hand washing

11points

Felicity Lemon 5 years ago

If he came back positive they’ll need a mask 😷

1point

Hailey Wilder 5 years ago

i can crop some on

0points

N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago

Yeah. But then again, nurses were told not to use proper masks for dealing with COVID 19 cases.

0points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago

300 hundred rolls? Dont you mean 300 packs?

5points

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

and iv'e wiped my brain clean

3points

Gregory White 5 years ago

I need TP for my bunghole!

2points

IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

It's the last thing you'll need people!

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

can plants get corona? if so then that plant is doomed

1point

Kate Johnson 5 years ago

Nice.

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

Very true!

1point

Maria Aviles 5 years ago

Crazy

1point

Carla Houston 5 years ago

I'm a pretty single girl who loves simplicity and nature..love to meet a man with good heart.color and age means nothing to me.I think you're that right person who always take care & love me deeply. So feel all free to Contact me up if interested,join here >>>> http://bit.do/fEek9

1point

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393points

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Petra Schaap 5 years ago

serious! I need a cone of shame like they make for pets :-(

179points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Same here

11points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

You're STILL trying to reach?

4points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

You can make a face mask out of a paper towel. It won't protect you from viruses, but it could help prevent you from touching your face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0V16WeQxnQ

4points

Ashla Delana 5 years ago

same.

4points

Sapphire Grimes 5 years ago

same lol

2points

Rikke Hackner 5 years ago

Maybe you are on to something, may be better than face masks

2points

Kaden Hughes 5 years ago

lol not me😁

1point

mia kinlo 5 years ago

I need A fish bowl with breathing holes in the top A cone of shame is not enough

0points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

Yeah I touch my face all the f*****g time. It’s a bad habit at this point

7points

Bláthnaid O’Loughlin 5 years ago

Touching my face as I read this 😆.

7points

DKS 001 5 years ago

it's the same as "don't think of a pink elephant". Well, now you can't stop.

6points

Cinta 5 years ago

Meee... Was touching my face just when I was about to type this

5points

Shelia Fulkerson 5 years ago

I like this

3points

Rikke Hackner 5 years ago

This is my biggest problem. I touch my face too much. Old habits die hard.

3points

Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

Yup; so MANY people take life at face value...

2points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

Scratching my face with my forearm just doesn't cut it.

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

My advice to the guys: Start playing with your balls. It won't prevent Corona, but at least you won't be touching your face.

2points

Gregory White 5 years ago

Way ahead of you.

3points

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385points

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Monday 5 years ago

Ah yes! I needs me my Ebola~

73points

Tova Rafuse 5 years ago

omg yes

0points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

My husband has a theory--one bottle of Corona a day keeps the corona away.

6points

Fred Burrows 5 years ago

The executives at Corona call it " That cabrona virus '

4points

OTTER 5 years ago

This is the first one to crack me up. Laughed so hard I woke the dog up. I need to go to bed... the sun is coming up.

4points

Unfortunate beauty👁 5 years ago

Same here it's 6 am right now lmao

0points

Fran Stekoll 5 years ago

For All my Beer Lovers Out There

2points

Heidi Jackson 5 years ago

👍

1point

Simon Dannie 5 years ago

what's the difference?

1point

Jan Lane 5 years ago

Smart move!

1point

Debby Benatan 5 years ago

1point

Robert Stenehjem 5 years ago

tronecones-lets chat

1point

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383points

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

0r when you use too much hand sanitizer *_*

88points

Yuruani De Anda 5 years ago

true

2points

Markus Holstein 5 years ago

As I work in a hospital I usually disinfect my hands 150 - 200 times a day, Corona or not. I can confirm this. My hands sometimes look like I stuck them into a meat grinder

8points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Wash your hands, but don't let them get dry and cracked. Any wounds or abrasions can be entry points for germs. Use a protective lotion.

6points

Polish Panda 5 years ago

So it’s not just me getting a rash on my hands

3points

Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago

I also thought I was getting some skin condition...

0points

Iain Jack 5 years ago

LOL! I'm a Nurse! Only 57 times? Welcome to my world!

2points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Use hand lotion or hand cream

2points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

omg lol

2points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

why is that a negative vote, i said lol like other people, jeez

0points

Felicity Lemon 5 years ago

Why are these all true 😭

1point

Janet Wallace Buhr 5 years ago

dont forget the sanitizer

1point

Fran Stekoll 5 years ago

fstekoll@gmail.com

1point

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379points

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Falcon 5 years ago

We are 😏

91points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Me because you don't know the difference between whose and who's.

13points

Jordan Pattugalan 5 years ago

Grammar 101

3points

Gregory White 5 years ago

Maybe it belongs to them?

2points

Kaden Hughes 5 years ago

lol same😂😂😂

1point

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

That's priceless. Now figure out how to hang it!

5points

Slune 5 years ago

Roll it over, my friend.

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

wow that's big and white and soon to be gone

1point

Kate Johnson 5 years ago

Order through Eline!

1point

Lorna Valdes 5 years ago

Enjoy your gift while it lasts...the next two years.

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

HELL, I bet you got friends coming out of the woodwork.

1point

Chloe Woodall 5 years ago

not me

1point

Fernando Garza 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂

1point

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371points

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Meeple13 5 years ago

That's a switch

44points

Gary Liseo 5 years ago

No, THAT's a switch package_gr...85e1dc.jpg

3points

AvengingDragon 5 years ago

That's very switchy

2points

Up All Night 5 years ago

the great switcheroo

0points

Giuliano Di Staulo 5 years ago

Switch it up

0points

OTTER 5 years ago

Can you imagine being quarantined in Mexico with NO toilet paper???

5points

Michael Folkesson 5 years ago

So.. Mexico might pay for the wall after all?!

3points

Arthur Shi 5 years ago

Thats's the Wall for.

3points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Do you think we can get them to promise to keep them closed??

3points

Daniel Marsh 5 years ago

"Tell you what, Mexico... I'll even make you a big wall ... but it's gonna cost you." -- Trump.

3points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

How the turntables???!!! Hahahaha. It's like how you drunk when you're speak!

3points

Phart 5 years ago

Good for them! I fully back this idea

2points

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

How about a prisoner swap?

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

how will we get tacos though?!? are they hogging?

1point

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368points

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Kayla Nichole Rogers 5 years ago

this one is GOLD

75points

Cra-Z cat lady 5 years ago

24 karat

5points

OTTER 5 years ago

HA! My married daughter told me to stay home. So... I TOLD HER.... okay! :)

3points

Jordan Pattugalan 5 years ago

*sits on a park bench* danger is my middle name

2points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

As a hardened introvert... yes x_x. It's the forbidden fruit effect!

2points

Hannah Marie Bryk 5 years ago

This is 100% me right now xD

1point

Kate Johnson 5 years ago

Ain't that the truth!

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

Comedy Gold!

1point

John Cassidy 5 years ago

stupid gubment

1point

Sadhvi Moksha 5 years ago

I love it ! - why can't these all be posted a 'share' option?!!

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

hwen you are forced to do something it makes you not want to do it.

1point

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367points

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Kate Johnson 5 years ago

I'm disabled and my husband is self-employed and works from home. We've been 24/7/365 since 2005, yet this actually IS different. I haven't been anywhere for over a month, and I really miss going places, even the doctors' offices and the grocery store!

2points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

Maybe husbands will now know how housewives feel everyday

2points

Heidi Jackson 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Debbie Danziger 5 years ago

Couldn’t resist a little humor for a change.

1point

David Wymond 5 years ago

Yikes

0points

Victor Ray Rutledge 5 years ago

A perfect example.

0points

Billy Schwallenberg 5 years ago

Ha

0points

Shanae Campbell 5 years ago

funny (not)

0points

Lorraine Eichhorn 5 years ago

🤬🧻🍾👭⛏!

0points

Sharesa Fetrow 5 years ago

Haha

0points

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360points

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arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

stay out. The Simpsons rule

2points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

yeah they do

1point

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 5 years ago

Truuuuuuuuuuue, I work in a grocery store in Utah, and the day that Governor Herbert canceled school, there were non social distanced lines from the cash registers to the back of the store, and people were yelling at me for us being out of toilet paper. I am 17, and 5 ft 2 and it honestly was kinda scary.

1point

Anne Flitton 5 years ago

I work in a grocery store, and I can verify this image, it has been a nightmare

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

This is absolutely true. Especially when people are boxing each other for toilet paper at Costco Lol

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

AaaaaaaaHaaaaahahahaha.

1point

Tania Gerken 4 years ago

Snips predicted

0points

Drake Ramoray 5 years ago

That clown in the middle is me....

0points

Domanyk Gologorsky 5 years ago

wgvjkehgelhg;lvw;rjgo3;yr58i

0points

Rita Ohlmann 5 years ago

So so true. I was there. LOL

0points

Rita Ohlmann 5 years ago

So true

0points

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355points

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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

Well, it is high in fiber...

89points

Diane Defazio 5 years ago

Ya but then you need MORE toilet paper!

12points

Jordan Pattugalan 5 years ago

When they said I should eat more plants this isn't what I had in mind...

2points

Alison Hodgeheg 5 years ago

Mmmm and when you eat plenty of fibre you then need more toilet paper to wipe with!😂

2points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago (edited)

Still too crunchy for my taste

1point

N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago

And bleach.

0points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago

So THATS why they need so much toilet paper. Wait no I still dont get it

5points

Felicity Lemon 5 years ago

Wait what?...

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

how's it taste kid?

1point

Arjun Bhayani 5 years ago

Wait, so he pooping thru his mouth or what...

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

the lorax has gave up

1point

Alyssa Linder 5 years ago

and there is waffles right there

1point

Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

Talk about breakfast rolls!

1point

Ice cube 5 years ago

did NOT see that coming LOL

1point

Joan Fisher 5 years ago

Try it with ranch dressing or ketchup.

1point

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347points

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

Holy s**t that is some super tiny writing.

103points

John L 5 years ago

Never fails to amaze me at the lengths of work cheaters and slackers put in....to not work....

23points

Andrew Bridge 5 years ago

Nope, that was a normal legible size when you were 18... You're getting old

4points

Christopher Chiesa 5 years ago

A friend of mine in high school could write so small that he normally got a whole exam's worth of cheat notes onto the back of a postage stamp.

1point

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Good grief, you'd need a magnifying glass to read that!

0points

Bobby Sammons 5 years ago

And they wonder why now they are as blind as a bart

-2points

Buzz Covington 5 years ago

Looks like Post Malone’s face.

6points

Josie Raimondi 5 years ago

Hope u weren’t in med school !

2points

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago

Wait.. What? HuH? How? No... When?

2points

OTTER 5 years ago

Hand of CDC speaker before press conference

2points

Shelby P 5 years ago

if I had ever gone to that much trouble to write all those notes, I'd have no need for the notes during the test...

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

can u read that?

1point

Maria Aviles 5 years ago

Resurfaced

1point

Fran Stekoll 5 years ago

I remember doing this going into a final exam at Redlands University in 1951

1point

BobbyK 5 years ago

I used to write it in pencil (so I could erase it) on my slide rule.

1point

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331points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Now it all makes sense.

89points

Jordan Pattugalan 5 years ago

They got it wrong! The RED one is ultra STRONG and the BLUE one is ultra SOFT!!! (i've seen their commercials too much)

4points

George the gorilla 5 years ago

I think this one is the best so far!!!!

5points

Sian Edwards 5 years ago

The UK version of this has the Andrex Puppy!

4points

weatherwitch 5 years ago

Love it 😂😂

4points

Ravens Mom 5 years ago

OMG I laughed so hard at this one!!

4points

Fred Burrows 5 years ago

Sentence him to the prison laundry . Specifically, underbritches

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

So true let China go and blame the Read bears

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

Charmin! How could you?

1point

Red Dilworth 5 years ago

o m g what

1point

ALEXANDRIA ISAACKS 5 years ago

I knew it. Always the innocent ones.

1point

#33

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328points

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Dippin Dot 5 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

47points

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

Then can you explain to me what's funny?

8points

Bobby Sammons 5 years ago

I don't get it.

4points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

wow just wow!

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

Me: Quarantine is going to be so fun! 5 minutes later:

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

Do you think he’s bored???

1point

Linda Slavin 5 years ago

He is a legend and makes crazy movies. He doesn’t know what to do with himself right now being quarantined.

1point

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

He doesn't know either

1point

Calen McKeever 4 years ago

i don't get what's so funny bout dis

0points

Ruth Smith 5 years ago

Quentin Tarantino looks like Grumpy Cat!

0points

Connor Otto 5 years ago

Yes yes

0points

#34

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314points

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Johnny Farnen 5 years ago

Pangolin, not bat.

86points

Lucas 5 years ago

A virologist explained it as having both bat and pangolin origins. Kept in too dirty and close proximity in markets.

19points

gloria benado 5 years ago

Actually illegal wild life trade in general. Pangolins,bats, kangaroos..not joking , freaking kangaroos!!!

10points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

I don't get how people can eat a pangolin. They're so cute.

9points

Andrew Bridge 5 years ago

Ok a pangolin ate some bat soup, happy?!

3points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Oh, I see you're one of those people who rely on facts, yeah? :D

2points

Tova Rafuse 5 years ago

it was bat

0points

Pro Panda Power 5 years ago

Bat-to-Pangolin-to-Human

-1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

So, I wonder if the pangolin is off the dinner menu ???

-1point

Hana Osifová 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

Maria Aviles 5 years ago

Bat soup

1point

Gary E Bishop 5 years ago

If a pangolin screwed a Bat what would you get?.... I don’t know ask 400 employees who’s pension was frozen and canceled back in December 2019. Ha ha ha ha ha very funny... That’s Phaeton funny!

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

precicely

1point

Jimmy Cheriyan 5 years ago

Chaos Theory

1point

Rod Robinson 5 years ago

Not me!

1point

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago

And they say grandparents are boring

1point

Felicity Lemon 5 years ago

Why do people even eat bats or, how Johnny Farnen mentioned pangolins

0points

Sherrie Buck 5 years ago

Or a mad scentists in the district mentioned forgot to wash his damn hands before leaving work. WHICH one makes more sense? Sure not bat soup.

0points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Awesome!

0points

#35

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306points

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

I can actually picture this scene. Sooo Joey.

70points

Evripidou Maria 5 years ago

It;s ok I;m youn-holy f!! Im almost 40! When did this happen?!

5points

Laura Maeflower 5 years ago

"Why God why!? Let the others grow old, not me!"

5points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

I'm 30 and I feel this T_T

2points

Jessica Temple 5 years ago

hahahaha, oh man that was totally me when I realized this!!

2points

bobby sunday 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

joey cool not cool

1point

Sisaye Frederick 5 years ago

Same here he got his head stuck in a turkey once. LOL 😂

1point

Fernando Amaral 5 years ago

E assim se pensa

1point

Abhishek Ghosh 5 years ago

Not true, even under 50s are falling seriously sick and being admitted into ICUs.

1point

#36

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Final score:

302points

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Carol Emory 5 years ago

Ok..I need me one of these..

79points

Pumbaa 5 years ago

Wait until its over.. maybe someone will murder you for the last roll

10points

Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

We always get a Christmas ornament to symbolize each year. THIS is going to be it!

5points

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Too early for that!

2points

Laura Maeflower 5 years ago

Oh my gosh, I seriously just designed this pin with my husband today, except mine would have said "I survived caronavirus"...which isn't as clever.

2points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

That’s cute

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

Where do i find Etsy ?!?

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

I sure did didn’t I?

1point

Maria Aviles 5 years ago

I survived

1point

Chloe Woodall 5 years ago

thats perfecttttt.

1point

Abdinasir Nur 5 years ago

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1point

Abdinasir Nur 5 years ago

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1point

#37

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

300points

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steven mayes 5 years ago

My Brother In law was 60 on Tuesday. So he has just doubled his chances of dying (1.6% (in the 50-59 range) to 3.2% (in the 60-69 range). I am so glad I am only 59.

102points

Debra Timah 5 years ago

Mood.

6points

ChA-cHa ReAl SmOoTh 5 years ago

Your birthday: Hey Sisters

2points

Emily Mitchell 5 years ago

it does not work like that,

-1point

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

That is the logic of my cousin

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

What later date?

1point

Patricia Bryant 5 years ago

👍

1point

Abdinasir Nur 5 years ago

haaa btw i am a girl just using my bro's account #luvmybro

1point

Iva Šlechtová 5 years ago

I turned 30 on 20th this month. Same thing.

1point

Teri Campisi 5 years ago

I am not worried at all and I turned 65 in January!

1point

nettie netwitch 5 years ago

Ditto.

0points

Hailey Salisbury 5 years ago

WOW JUST WOWOWOOW

0points

Sara Huang 5 years ago

you have the same name as my class mate jonny sun

0points

Jocelena Van Der Howe 5 years ago

Darn it. That's what I should have written to friends and family on Mar 24.

0points

#38

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

300points

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

Countries: go on quarantine Everyone: time to see all my friends, travel the world, and go shopping!

84points

Monday 5 years ago

But of course...sudden urge to travel is one of the most prevalent symptoms of Covid 19

14points

OTTER 5 years ago

With all the kids out of school, I wonder how many parents ran away from home??

3points

Icantdraw 5 years ago

Where do people get these stock photos

3points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

so true yet never seen it

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

True true true! It really is the toilet paper apocalypse in America here

1point

Dawn McMartin 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Sam Carey 5 years ago

it's all of those

1point

Abdinasir Nur 5 years ago

sooooooooo funny #luvboredpanda helps me get through it with dying of boredom

1point

Cherry Collins 5 years ago

true

1point

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

Can YOU afford a roll if there is one? I can't. $10 each on ebay

1point

#39

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Final score:

297points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Question 2: "Do you have $1000 to pay for the test? "

78points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Sorry; we don't have universal care. We can't afford it. But maybe after millions die we'll look at it again because it won't cost so much. What's the going price for a human life?

4points

Valerie 5 years ago

The hell? It’s free in Australia as far as I know.

3points

devi L. 5 years ago

Thought the fees and treatments waived

3points

Rodica Niculescu 5 years ago

In Romania is 30 euros..

2points

pankaj sharma 5 years ago

Free in Norway. Treatment too.

1point

Soggy Crumpet 5 years ago

Sorry to break it to you but the testing is free

1point

Katinka Janssen 5 years ago

free in the Netherlands. just googled it, because i wasn't sure. fortunately i still don't know anyone that had to do a corona test yet. all people i know keep their distance and remain at home mostly. when we NEED to go outside, and in more crowded areas (like grocery stores) the people i know wear masks. i do too.

0points

Emma Durand 5 years ago

All the other countries to America: wait you have to pay for tests?

2points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

other than that? yes but the list is long it's like all 200 country's or so

1point

Karen Mabe 5 years ago

If this is the best the DPH can do, we're in trouble y'all.

1point

Karen Mabe 5 years ago

This only shows the stupidity of the DPH. Lord help us all!

1point

Conalli Kauran 5 years ago

The dude has a point...

1point

Liz Sahlin Johansson 5 years ago

😂😂😂 Love this one!

0points

Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

Ohh; stickstickstick, burnburnburn

0points

Lisa Seitz 5 years ago

Oh my Lord help us now please

0points

Cherry Collins 5 years ago

hahaha

0points

#40

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

288points

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Bill 5 years ago

Several documentaries on people who buy a boat and sail the world all say they miscalculated on tp

59points

Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

But I'm getting too much, or too little?

7points

Linda Maness 5 years ago

I was on a beautiful little island just past Bora Bora and had to leave - because I ran out of TP.

1point

Kathy Smith 5 years ago

Miscalculated which way - bought too much, or not enough?

1point

Jen 5 years ago

LOL TRUE

1point

Christopher Chiesa 5 years ago

Don't worry -- I think you'll see anarchy at some point. Half is better than nothing!

1point

Rob Chapman 5 years ago (edited)

The anarchy is coming. Well, I mean, it's already at Costco,but.....

1point

Calen McKeever 4 years ago

yeah that be true tho i thought the world would end with a big war with guns not tp or zombies eating us instead of people feeding us to thier pets for our tp(that hasn't happened yet and let's hope it never does lol)

0points

Hailey Salisbury 5 years ago

OMG SO F###ING TRUE XD

0points

Lynn Rose 5 years ago

This is perfect!

0points

Darcie Stratton 5 years ago

So true!

0points

Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

Its the end of the world as we never knew it...and I feel fine!

0points

Cherry Collins 5 years ago

love it

0points

#41

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

286points

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Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

i'm in a family of four, so i'm waiting until three now.

5points

Red Dilworth 5 years ago

ye i miss my brother

1point

Makayla Rhodes 5 years ago

I laughed so hard my dog gave a look 👀

1point

Jen 5 years ago

FAMILY WAR AHAH

1point

KateKat 5 years ago

I'm one of 6!! Good thing I don't live in Austria

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Well then; SOMEONE has to be sacrificed! I guess it'll be grandma. She's taking up space the rest of the family needs. It's an acceptable loss.

1point

OTTER 5 years ago

Send all extra kids to grandparents!! That’s why God made them!!!

1point

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

stay away..!

1point

Molly Seymour 5 years ago

im in a family of 5 hahahahaha

0points

Damian Bacala 5 years ago

lmao

0points

#42

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

286points

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Catlady6000 5 years ago

My, my, my,myyyyy Corona

98points

Donna Leske 5 years ago

CatLady wins the internet for today!

8points

sophie 5 years ago

That's the song I've been singing for a week now :-)

6points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Yes, I sang it!

2points

Christopher Chiesa 5 years ago

I've been trying to compose that parody song for the past few weeks already, and you just gave me a great idea...

1point

Benjamin Chen 5 years ago

Da da da da da DA, da DA, dadaDADA, da da da da da.... LOFL

1point

Hiie Posti 5 years ago

We bought cookies. Not because they don't expire in 2 weeks, but because we wanted to eat cake. And make cake. Stay safe and eat cake.

5points

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

1 explanation she has 100 kids. chances of that -100

2points

fancythinkinbox420 5 years ago

I'd follow him to his car and thank him for paying for my toilet paper. Ridiculous.

2points

Amanda Hunter 5 years ago

Greed is ugly.

2points

OTTER 5 years ago

You think that man bought all that TP to donate??? (cough)

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

The guy with the beer is calling his boss in a minute: "He boss, sorry, got a case of Corona. Yep, can't come to work."

2points

Abdinasir Nur 5 years ago

I literally laughed so much I started to cry

1point

David Johnson 5 years ago

This a=hole helping himself to a years worth of TP and paper towels so others could go without any should have gotten his a$$ kicked very hard at the checkout by other customers, and thrown out of the store.

1point

Cora Buchholz 5 years ago

Why are people even buying bottled water? It's not like their sinks aren't going to work...

1point

#43

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

279points

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

Very clever, love it.

46points

Wonderful 5 years ago

When did bounce castles become quarantine tents?

1point

Rosa Dias Santilhano 5 years ago

Love the spoonerism and sight gag!

0points

Michelle NgBella 5 years ago

hahaa

0points

George Lacina 5 years ago

Lol

0points

Amanda Boshoff 5 years ago

ha ha

0points

Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

THIS...JOKE...IS...THE...BEST...ONE....YET!!!

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

By now, I'll bet he wishes he had a different name.

0points

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

now that's pumping!

0points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Nice :D

0points

#44

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

269points

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John L 5 years ago (edited)

For those of you who don't know. Black Mirror is a British sci-fi anthology of stories that focus on technology and society with a sci-fi twist. HIGHLY recommended watching on Netflix. Excellent show and now you've got the time to binge watch it!

103points

Erin Presley-Froemke 5 years ago

I definitely will be checking it out.....Thank you for the tip!

4points

Not what you think. 5 years ago

I'll have you know I felt bad for Prime Minister. I'd give him a big hug if I see him.

4points

Barbara Hiller 5 years ago

thank you, I was wondering

2points

Nicole F 5 years ago

we all have netflix

0points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Thanks for the explanation, was confused!

0points

Conalli Kauran 5 years ago

She is very true!

0points

arthur lindsay coker 5 years ago

Oh oh. She hasn't done the a**e mirror test

0points

Subrata Pradhan 5 years ago

I loved the Black Mirror series and have watched each and every episode. Seems like we are living in a prequel of the episode 'Metalhead'.

0points

Rich Willson 5 years ago

Oh F'ing Brilliant!! Just Brilliant!!

0points

Rob Chapman 5 years ago

This is more like an episode of The Twilight Zone

-1point

#45

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

264points

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

teeheehee I wish my classes were this interesting

72points

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago

Yeah they are so Boring uhh

0points

Fireflower 5 years ago

All my classes have been suspended for three weeks, but my teachers gave me homework to do anyways

5points

Lucas 5 years ago

Well it isn't as if exams are going to go away indefinitely.

3points

What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

Who starts class at 8 am, that’s so early. Lucky my kids don’t start lessons until around 9am.

3points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

My classes start at 8. Thankfully, with school canceled my teachers haven't made us use webcams, but just give us work to do on google classroom and similar programs. Studies show teens need more sleep, however. It would be really nice to sleep a bit later and have classes start later.

2points

Fred Burrows 5 years ago

Then the internet crashed

2points

Larkyn Blue 5 years ago

THEY FORGOT THE LIZARD

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

Very .. Interesting hmm

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago

I laughed so hard at this one! This is true me and my friends look like this on our webcams for class at frickin 7:00 Am lol

1point

Jennifer Dunn 5 years ago

as an educator, this is soooo true and absolutely hysterical!! Thank you for the laugh!

1point

Deborah Fassel 5 years ago

Doubt it they won’t get up till noon🤔

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

SO RELATABLE

1point

#46

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

256points

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Petra Schaap 5 years ago

yes! im a cleaner and cleaned my whole house this weekend and told my boss I was working from home... she didnt buy it....

120points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

My husband works for the Indiana Department of Health, in the rabies lab--he is NOT bringing dog heads home!

7points

Ian Osmond 5 years ago

I just started work as an EMT -- interesting time to get into the biz, but whatever. My feeling is, so long as I'm NOT working from home, I'm okay.

7points

Judy Chapman 5 years ago

I am wondering how I can drive a taxi from home.

5points

Bradley Goodrich 5 years ago

Broydn Neilsen

1point

Anna Agon 5 years ago

hahaha

1point

Abdinasir Nur 5 years ago

how do you come up with memes this funny like dude

1point

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I'm having to self-isolate now as my housemate might have the virus, but I'm addicted to writing and recording songs, so I pretty much stay in anyway!

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Shell Haworth 5 years ago

.

0points

#47

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

254points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)

Trump sitting on the stern of the ship: "If the boat is sinking why am I 200 feet up in the air?"

146points

brian flower 5 years ago

That sounds about right !

15points

fainasKeturatis 5 years ago

it's terrifying how true this is.

12points

N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago

That sounds like something he would say. That’s what he did say, in regards to climate change.

7points

RufffiesWithRidges 5 years ago

Ohh s**t he would say that 🤦‍♀️

5points

Shelley Kapach 5 years ago

Perceptive!

3points

Hailey Salisbury 5 years ago

OMFG I BET YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN *rotflmao*

1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Good one !!!

1point

Rikke Hackner 5 years ago

I shouldn't be up here!

1point

Daniel Selby 5 years ago

And if the government would spend more time on the Coronavirus and less time on trying to get rid of Donald Trump which they already failed at we probably be over this crisis already

-3points

Michael Atanasio 5 years ago

Trump is doing just fine. It's the democrats that are trying to milk the crisis and making it worse and you know it.

-3points

Chris Vet 5 years ago

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lorrie rothstein 5 years ago

wheres the picture of rose on the door? she had to let jack go because he has the coronavirus

7points

Kate Yeti 5 years ago

We salute you, brave and valiant memers, keeping up morale in times of great hardship!

2points

Kim Irving 5 years ago

Thank you for all you do.

2points

Rosa Dias Santilhano 5 years ago

"Nearer my God to Thee" is what they allegedly played.

1point

Christopher Mayer 5 years ago

An epic of titanic proportions; or, here comes that sinking feeling; or, everyone feels like ship right now, or....

1point

Calen McKeever 4 years ago

for real he is that stupid

0points

Gerald Miller 5 years ago

Lol

0points

Kaden Hughes 5 years ago

lol so true

0points

Elizabeth Williams 5 years ago

Love this one!

0points

#48

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

251points

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Vicky 5 years ago

He forgot the hand sanitizer

94points

Patricia Rix 5 years ago

That's why he's screaming.

10points

Polish Panda 5 years ago

There wasn’t any

4points

Jojo Potato 5 years ago

Better stay away from him, he's touching his face

1point

Jaron Mayhew 5 years ago

Stfu

1point

Michelle NgBella 5 years ago

your thought so amusing!😃

0points

Benjamin Chen 5 years ago

They were out... Truck comes Monday nite.

0points

Giuliano Di Staulo 5 years ago

Better than the meme itself

0points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

No. There wasn't any. It sold out in 30 minutes 2 weeks ago. Just for a time reference, that was 15 days after every single face mask sold out in 5 minutes.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Hands are glued to face!

0points

🐼NaeNae🐼 5 years ago

> < ᗜ

0points

Anna Lundquist 5 years ago

Nooo, do NOT touch your face!

8points

Benjamin Chen 5 years ago

OH SNAP!!! LOFL LOFL WHAT R U Thinking??? BOOM! Dead now...

0points

Chloe Woodall 5 years ago

2020:idk why people are focusing on food when they should also be worried about toilet paper. 2021:why did we not think of water?

2points

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 5 years ago

HE'S TOUCHING HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

where's the extra 500 rolls people get at walmart

1point

Emma Durand 5 years ago (edited)

He forgot 20 more rolls

1point

Fran Stekoll 5 years ago

OMG

1point

Angelica Guerra 5 years ago

Nice pic

1point

ALEXANDRIA ISAACKS 5 years ago

Oh c**p he forgot the Lysol too.

1point

Gordon McAlvey 5 years ago (edited)

Two 18 roll packs! , AAAAAHHHHH that’s not enough 😂😂😂😂

1point

#49

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

240points

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Alex Harris 5 years ago

That's the weirdest right hand I ever seen.

114points

John L 5 years ago

Maybe because it's his left hand?

22points

IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

wait... how bad was the weirdest left hand?

5points

Lynne Stankard 5 years ago

I know - but it's funny!!

4points

Ken Wilmoth 5 years ago

Now that you mention it, BOTH hands look pretty weird.

1point

Bill Pusey 5 years ago

You're brilliant Alex 🍻🚬

1point

Calvin Currier 5 years ago

That a left hand

0points

Bev Marek 5 years ago

It's a left hand!

0points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

It is a case of acute handsanititis.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Chicken fingers

0points

Mya Lugar 5 years ago

Yeah, you'd think he would be the one to get it right!

0points

Heidi Jackson 5 years ago

It's not pull my finger anymore?

2points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

My husband got behind a guy in line with 4-5 bottles of vodka--he was going to make hand sanitizer! My husband joked that 151 rum was a closer substitute, and the guy got out of line to go to the liquor department and get it!

2points

Criston Collins 5 years ago

That is insane! It would work in a pinch but not as an everyday sanitizer. He needs rubbing alcohol for that!!

1point

Bradyn Arians 5 years ago

and the toilet paper? jeez god

1point

Nathan Mclaren 5 years ago

smart choice

1point

Virginia Downey 5 years ago

On Earth as it is in Heaven...

1point

Ronnie Byers 5 years ago

Meanwhile at the Vatican

1point

Ananda 5 years ago

It's also the weirdest left hand. I've ever seen.

1point

Calen McKeever 4 years ago

for real tho

0points

Sarah Sapphire 5 years ago

That hand tho

0points

#50

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

229points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Me too. I already know I would not survive the apocalypse.

58points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

It IS the apocalypse, if you believe the news.

2points

Christopher Chiesa 5 years ago

Whaddya mean "WOULD not?" It's "WON'T," now.

1point

Oliver Dietrich 5 years ago

Your allowed to go to the store ya know

0points

Sara Huang 5 years ago

dhar mann clip

1point

Katie Watson 5 years ago

i am still stocked up.

1point

Charlie Crash 5 years ago

Coronavirus Tip of the Day: If you keep a full glass of Wine in each hand, you won't accidentally touch your Face!

1point

MsDee Hunt 5 years ago

This Is Getting Really Sirious

1point

Gordon McAlvey 5 years ago

Jessica Sena McAlvey 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅this is you right now

1point

Bobbi Johnson 5 years ago

😫😫😫

1point

Susan Houseknecht 5 years ago

Now I need to go to the store!

1point

Kim Y. Martin 5 years ago

Me too!!! Ugh!!! I’m such an emotional eater!!

1point

Matthew Adamson 5 years ago

i am trying not to eat all of my food and i just end up eating some of my other family member's food so i don't have to worry about me losing food.

1point

#51

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

76points

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Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

I want more pictures of birds being a******s.

30points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

I wish I had a picture, butI don't. Father woodpecker was teaching his chick how to stick a nut to a hole in the tree and eat. After several demonstrations he still didn't get it, so the dad pecked him in the head. "Dumbass".

3points

weatherwitch 5 years ago

Definitely a Bored Panda thread waiting to happen 😊😂

1point

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

Same

1point

Holly Molly 5 years ago

"This is Spartaaaaa!!"

1point

#52

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

72points

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Hermione Granger 5 years ago

This is kinda sad

18points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

But allows Corona infected people to travel from state to state by bus and plane..

2points

#53

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

71points

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Johnny Farnen 5 years ago

TRUTH

7points

Anna Kalita 5 years ago

Meanwhile Bible (Sirach 38, 1): Give doctors the honor they deserve, for the Lord gave them their work to do.

1point

Magpie 5 years ago

Buddha would laugh for sure. And then wash his hands :)

1point

Anna Kalita 5 years ago

Jews also had plenty of hand- and body-washing rules, and Jesus' disciples were criticized for not washing their hands...

1point

George Emmanuel 5 years ago

An idiot, stupid, intolerant and small minded had to show up how his brain works posting this pic here. Please, make a quarentine off internet.

-3points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Ok, prove the other to be true.

0points

Spring Fisk 5 years ago

not cool man

-3points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Calm down. Even Jesus would laugh.

7points

#54

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

70points

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ladyconstellation 5 years ago

i don't get it

3points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)

I don't know if you are serious or not so I'll just explain it just in case. Moonshine is what they call homemade illegal alcohol they used to make (and still do I guess) in the hills of Kentucky and places like that. Those metal things are called stills. It's what the moonshine is made in. So now they are jokingly switching to hand sanitizer.

7points

Hańka 5 years ago

Hooch!

3points

Flare 5 years ago

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0points

#55

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

70points

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Zara VP 5 years ago

This needs to be up-voted a million times!

10points

#56

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

67points

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Bored Birgit 5 years ago

And we will do so much better.

6points

Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago

Introverts! Unite! Each of us in their own home!

2points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

oh yes we will

0points

Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago

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0points

NanZ 5 years ago

There are some benefits to not being able to get out of the house very often!

0points

Shelby P 5 years ago

If only...

0points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

My life dream

0points

#57

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

65points

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Binxyminxem 5 years ago

"Nobody will ever know"... hehehe

8points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

That looks to be the cockroach ever.

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

looks like a bunny hehehe

0points

#58

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

Final score:

64points

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FireStone Beware 5 years ago

Why does Elsa look like a chubby baby?

10points

ChA-cHa ReAl SmOoTh 5 years ago

i don't know

2points

PattonPawter 5 years ago

Well the image is taken from a short film called Frozen Fever. In it Elsa gets a fever

0points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

She looks younger so I think that's why. Baby fat almost. Either that she has the mumps.

0points

Turtleturleturtle 5 years ago

You mean Anna?

0points

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Autumn Walton 5 years ago

Funny thing is in Frozen Anna's the extrovert and Elsa's the introvert as u can tell. from Let it Go

0points

Kim Y. Martin 5 years ago

True!

1point

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Lol im a extrovert yet i relate to the introvert.

0points

#59

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63points

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boredkoala 5 years ago

Omg hahaha

10points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Doesn't work on hardwood flooring. Got the splinters to prove it...

4points

Leilani Ortiz 5 years ago

Took me a few seconds but when I got it lol

2points

What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago (edited)

Lol, Thanks for the tip.

1point

Aarav Dasgupta 5 years ago

I don't get it. :/

0points

Jette Wang Wahnon 5 years ago

Poor thing has worms..

0points

#60

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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63points

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EA 5 years ago

American healthcare for the win...

20points

Jon Davis 5 years ago

more like 75,000

1point

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

In my state they are waiving all costs to get tested even out of network.

1point

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

so true

0points

Charlese Bonca 5 years ago

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

No, not thanks Trump. Thanks to Congresswoman Katie Porter who grilled CDC Director Robert R. Redfield until he promised to make Corona tests free. Watch and enjoy how she destroys the clueless incompetent d!ckhead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq7lJD3yOOg

10points

#61

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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63points

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Brandi Chafins 5 years ago

I work at a hospital... we have ONE test... ONE.

10points

Magpie 5 years ago

bloody hell. My sympathies. ex nurse here. in Australia. this is pretty much how our stats are low just now.

3points

#62

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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61points

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I literally was just doing this in my office. I SWALLOWED WRONG, PEOPLE. GO BACK TO WORK!

15points

Magpie 5 years ago

I am asthmatic, and have all year round hay fever, ( sneezes ). Playing it up to get people to stop standing close to me ( introvert + anxiety) //// explaining to everyone cos feel guilty for making them scared.

3points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

ha so true!! they will find you...

1point

#63

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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61points

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weatherwitch 5 years ago

*hint* fake news. No terrorist organisation stops for anything and errr the author name is Thomas B Twofarts 😂😂😂

6points

Rob Chapman 5 years ago

I think you missed the joke

5points

*Clears throat* 5 years ago

Ah finally some peace, no terrorists for 30 days!

1point

Ayesha Kishver 5 years ago

I burst out laughing in my office.

1point

My O My 5 years ago

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Bob Ross 5 years ago

NO.

4points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

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#64

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60points

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#65

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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57points

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boredkoala 5 years ago

This........ should be higher (#75 currently)

5points

ChA-cHa ReAl SmOoTh 5 years ago

62 now

1point

Madeline Shafer 5 years ago

65 now

0points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

No it’s at 64

0points

Star Santos ❤👌😁💙 5 years ago

62

0points

#66

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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57points

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Bill 5 years ago

PornHub said it's ok to touch yourself.

14points

Monday 5 years ago

Well if you're only touching yourself and nothing/nobody else you're safe soooooo.....

6points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

MIght be a few coronavirus babies in 9 months.

3points

Not what you think. 5 years ago

LOL December 2020 babies are about to be called COVID-19 babies.

2points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Is it your aim to make a spelling mistake in every language? :D Buon giorno.

0points

Aarav Dasgupta 5 years ago

That's the joke. He's faking to be italian for free premium but he's an American, I think, so he doesn't know how to say it so it spells it wrong.

0points

SashaAlexandra 5 years ago

The funniest one here))))))))))))))

0points

#67

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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57points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)

Now get over here and rub my belly, you got nothing better to do.

9points

Icantdraw 5 years ago

Yeah but just imagine when the quarantine is over and we have to go back

2points

#68

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

That’s some expensive s**t.

15points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

Ok..this one I laughed at....

0points

#69

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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56points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

ummmm

10points

KateKat 5 years ago

Ironic much??

1point

Rob Chapman 5 years ago

D'oh!

1point

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

lol famous homer simpson line.

0points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago

Oh no

1point

John L 5 years ago

From Veterans Affairs...figures.

1point

mia kinlo 5 years ago

Those hands should have gloves on them

0points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

*Sigh* Irony

0points

Cho Chang 5 years ago

how can they stop germs from spreading if touching each others hands without hand sanitizer

0points

KateKat 5 years ago

That's the point

1point

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

The person at the bottom:😱

0points

#70

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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56points

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Steve 5 years ago

....As I stare at this fine list of memes, I suddenly become aware that I'm resting my chin in my palm, with my fingers resting on my lips as I scroll. *rolls eyes*

7points

Gabby M 5 years ago

But had you washed your hands before then? 😁

1point

#71

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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56points

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Shelby P 5 years ago

seriously! you buy 1 $2 pack of gum and end up with 10 feet of receipt

8points

Ford MasterofDestruction 4 years ago

If you buy it at Walmart you get twice as much.

0points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

ROFL, this one may make me snicker uncontrollably during the day. Question is, will anyone be around to hear me & wonder why?

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

lol so true !!

0points

#72

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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55points

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boredkoala 5 years ago

Omg so true. Just add a cat trying to sit on the computer.

18points

Mangle the Fox 5 years ago (edited)

Me-wakes up, puts on bra and t-shirt, gets on meeting

1point

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I'm assuming all those pillows are necessary to avoid the no-pants look.

0points

#73

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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53points

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FireStone Beware 5 years ago

Good for you. I’m still single

5points

#74

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Rens S 5 years ago

What's he doing at a gathering?

5points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

Not sure but he's not for sale for sure

1point

Michelle Chevalier 5 years ago

Was doing that before the coronavirus...lol

0points

ladyconstellation 5 years ago

roflol

0points

#75

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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51points

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Carol Emory 5 years ago (edited)

I saw one that said "Wash your hands like you have a club stamp you don't want your Mom to see."

26points

Marilyn Holt 5 years ago

Or peeling hot chili peppers

6points

Diane Aguilar 5 years ago

I'm from Texas and I understand *that*.

1point

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I think saying jalapenos is better than crawfish. Jalapenos spread and burn if not washed off. I've read and watched plenty of accidents as a result.

0points

#76

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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49points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

😂

5points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

I LOVE THIS

0points

SilverFoX 5 years ago

Lol

0points

#77

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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49points

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bryguy 5 years ago

New month?

7points

Leilani Ortiz 5 years ago

It's april in spanish

10points

Batwench Premium 5 years ago

Espanol

2points

Johnny Farnen 5 years ago

Different language.

2points

Monday 5 years ago

It's the month we will name after our new overlord obviously.

2points

ChA-cHa ReAl SmOoTh 5 years ago

i read it as april XD

1point

Ruby Zambrano 5 years ago

Abril is Spanish for April

3points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

As soon as the Dems pick a candidate for president, Trump re-election ads will begin full force. So there's that.

2points

*Clears throat* 5 years ago

April fools...?

1point

Hiie Posti 5 years ago

I just love the misspelling

-2points

Lucas 5 years ago

It isn't a misspelling - it's how a different language spells April.

3points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

I’m assuming that is April tbd

-3points

#78

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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49points

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

the ultimate gift

6points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I'd say no. I still want the ring. Can't & Won't wear a ring on my finger. Hand Sanitizer for life....I'll say yes to that.

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

will you marry me? yes! oh sorry i was talking to the toilet paper.

0points

#79

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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49points

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#80

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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Zara VP 5 years ago

Took me a minute. Hilarious!

15points

KateKat 5 years ago

I don't get it??

1point

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I think because it's saying Internet Explorer is the fastest browser. If not, then I don't get either.

0points

Phi 5 years ago

Bwahahaha

0points

#81

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48points

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Arnav Gaddam 5 years ago

Honestly, that's really sad.

8points

Bill 5 years ago

Most of the arena fillers started out this way.

3points

#82

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47points

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FireStone Beware 5 years ago

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Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago

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Just a Purpler 5 years ago

Wuhan is not clear of the virus

21points

Monday 5 years ago (edited)

A. It's a meme. B. Nobody said this person from Wuhan was even Chinese so how can this possibly be racism? The only one jumping to race here is you. C. Wuhan is NOT clear. It's closing down its temp hospitals but it's definitely not virus free.

11points

Nathan Parrish 5 years ago

its a meme, chill

10points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

It’s not racism

7points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

There isn't hardly a place in the world that's clear of the Corona virus. In fact there will be no place in the world that's free of the Corona virus anymore. Corona is here to stay, forever. And it's all because some culture enjoys eating bats and snakes.

6points

#83

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Clockwork 5 years ago

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Turtleturleturtle 5 years ago

It didn't imply that it did...?

9points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

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#84

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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47points

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#85

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no_name 5 years ago

I suspect download number of Plague Inc increased drastically

2points

block of ice on fire 5 years ago

nah it increased

-3points

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

In Canada, from left to right: Quebec's prime minister Legault and Canada's prime minister Trudeau.

0points

#86

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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46points

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Emperor Kitten 5 years ago

Don't flush paper towels! More than about 2 will clog most toilets. Also, most places are sold out of paper towels, so yeah.

13points

Lucas 5 years ago

My neighbours are forever clogging our sytems with wet wipes. I know this as my partner has had to lift the manhole cover and go down into the system to give it a helping hand. A very unhappy partner.

3points

Andrew P Jump 5 years ago

The plumbing business is about to explode...

1point

John L 5 years ago

While I am sure it's meant in jest, paper towels don't break apart in septic systems like toilet paper. Not recommended, but I guess you have to do, what ya have ta when ya got mud butt....

1point

steven 5 years ago

sponge on a stick ? worked for the romans

2points

IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

Me: follows

0points

#87

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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44points

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Zorena Deckard 5 years ago

Please tell me this is a joke.

3points

Lucas 5 years ago

Okay - it's a joke. Except it's not. The owner of an amusement arcade in Bridlington in the UK has replaced soft toys with toilet rolls in one of his grabber machines.

3points

Vicky 5 years ago

Is that a watermelon and they forgot the hand sanitizer

0points

#88

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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44points

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Lucas 5 years ago

LOVE that film. He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!

7points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!!

2points

Cho Chang 5 years ago

had to look at it for a long time to understand what it means

0points

#89

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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43points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

yeah same

3points

Shelby P 5 years ago

tell that to my boss

0points

#90

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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43points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Bitcoin or $%#!coin

13points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

i wish

0points

#91

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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42points

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Bill 5 years ago

Mrs Sanders diversified away from the chicken racket

6points

Clavelle 5 years ago

This made me chuckle.

0points

#92

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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42points

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Autumn Walton 5 years ago

WHY ISN"T THIS HIGHER?

1point

ladyconstellation 5 years ago

roflol

1point

miguel rodriguez 5 years ago

Right? I don't understand all the hate i lo them

0points

#93

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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41points

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

What about internet traffic?

23points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

yeah...

2points

Cho Chang 5 years ago

yeah maybe the computer was being slow or something

0points

ChA-cHa ReAl SmOoTh 5 years ago

All the adds

0points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Bad wifi connection?

2points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

Slow to load?

1point

#94

Now That People Are In Quarantine, They're Cracking Jokes About The Coronavirus, And Here Are 214 Of The Best Ones

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41points

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Bláthnaid O’Loughlin 5 years ago (edited)

Why is this not higher lmao

9points

Nadia Bakker 5 years ago

What on Earth is "Fyre Festival"?

2points

#95

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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39points

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Pervinca 5 years ago (edited)

Have you ever heard of bidè?

8points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

No, is she related to bidet? :D

1point

Gibberint Dark 5 years ago

Ya, but I don't need to wash my feet...

0points

Bobby Sammons 5 years ago

You wash your s****y a*s in most women's bidet and they will come to kill you!

-1point

Kate Yeti 5 years ago

Haha! Finally, a bide for Ameican households!!

2points

Victor Botha 5 years ago

Bidet..

2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!

0points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

That’s scary

0points

#96

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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39points

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Vicky 5 years ago

Finally interesting classes ( I going to show up in PJs )

2points

#97

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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38points

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

So that's why they do it....

8points

Lucas 5 years ago

Damnit - now it's too late. I'll just have to go with the old fashioned sofa-cushions for my fort and keep my fingers crossed. That'll work, right? Actually, I'm genuinely not feeling very well... eeek.

1point

Cho Chang 5 years ago

seems like something i would do

0points

weatherwitch 5 years ago

Love it 😂

0points

#98

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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38points

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Adam Guillemette 5 years ago

As an artist who consistently sells out his stadiums, I really need someone to explain to me the Nickelback hate..

14points

Monday 5 years ago

I honestly think it's just a meme at this point. People hating them for the sake of hating them. Sure they aren't the best band and many of their songs sound the same but I still like 'em just fine.

8points

BG 5 years ago

It's a Reddit bandwagon thing. The HIVEMIND has decided.

3points

Kayla Nichole Rogers 5 years ago

I absolutely love Nickelback and will never ever understand the hate they get lol.

3points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

I like them. I think they consider them "pop rock" but there was a lot of good pop rock in the 70's. Now all you hear on pop stations is hip hop & slow groove.

1point

Bill 5 years ago

Jealousy. They have more #1s than the Beatles so somebody listened

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

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Petra Schaap 5 years ago

actually I've seen some smaller bands play for empty venues, live on Facebook!

1point

KateKat 5 years ago

My friend's dad is doing this.

1point

Liz Karsa 5 years ago

lol

0points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

LOL!!

0points

#99

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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37points

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Emperor Kitten 5 years ago

These people are the reason covid will get out of hand (more out of hand). If only a select few can stay sanitary and medicated no one is safe. Including them, ironically.

8points

EHops 5 years ago

Such a horrible example to show the younger generations. There is a national emergency so let's panic and not think rationally. I have a feeling they will be leaving toilet paper in their wills

2points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

they need no math, they smrt?

1point

Pumbaa 5 years ago

That is really incredible.. I really want to know what those people were thinking.

1point

Lucas 5 years ago

All they can hear is air between their ears. No ability to think.

2points

#100

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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37points

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Elaine Dodge 5 years ago

The way the US is behaving (especially orange 45) China is still well on the way to becoming the strongest and most powerful nation on earth.

3points

Autumn Walton 5 years ago

NICE

0points

#101

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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37points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

That woman looks familiar. Who is it again? :D

0points

Sue Prewitt 5 years ago

Theresa May, former British PM

2points

#102

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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37points

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M O'Connell 5 years ago

So, where are the birds?

5points

Nadia Bakker 5 years ago

Out and pooping on people who hoard all the toilet paper.

3points

Shirley Richard 5 years ago

Yeah, how big is that bird? I'm more concerned with that than locking up grandma.

0points

Lucas 5 years ago

No cage is big enough for any bird.

3points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

...

0points

#103

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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36points

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#104

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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36points

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#105

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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36points

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Turtleturleturtle 5 years ago

They aren't socially distancing.

2points

Hotdogking 5 years ago

not in America

1point

#106

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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36points

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

haha pretty much

4points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

I'm COOL now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

trends...

0points

#107

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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35points

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

I know this isn’t related by why is a toddler left unattended for long enough to do that whilst the bathtub has water in it?

10points

Monday 5 years ago

Nobody said the child was unattended. An older sibling or even the kid's dad could have been there and found it too funny to stop the kid.

2points

Nunya 5 years ago

A child of 8 years of age needs only 5.4 seconds to cause mayhem...

0points

Linda Niemczyk 5 years ago

REALLY???? THERE WAS NO TODDLER. IT'S A STAGED JOKE.

-1point

Gr8Gramma2-4 5 years ago

OMG!

2points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Toddlers really are the devil's minions.

1point

Marilyn Holt 5 years ago

My kittens destroyed three rolls. lol

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

hahahaha!

0points

Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago

Silly toddler. You wash AFTER using.

-1point

#108

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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35points

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#109

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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35points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

hazmat suits are the new style!

3points

#110

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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35points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

so unaware homer..

2points

#111

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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33points

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bryguy 5 years ago

Great breeding ground for bacteria. Corona playing reverse uno on this person

12points

Lucas 5 years ago

Unless you shut the lid on the loo when you flush then pretty much the whole area of a small bathroom could be sprayed with micro-fecal matter.

1point

Jennifer Evans 5 years ago

First time the toilet messes up and the bottom half is ruined lol

0points

Binxyminxem 5 years ago

Game of Rolls (of toilet paper)

-1point

#112

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32points

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ladyconstellation 5 years ago

lol so me

3points

KateKat 5 years ago

Which one??

1point

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

ayo!

0points

#113

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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32points

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#114

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Kaspar Kristiansen 5 years ago

Trying to sweeten up the hoarder tendencies with a picture of your cat? Shame on you.

20points

Den Star 5 years ago

Yeah it's heinous how people bought all the tp. My faith in humanity is completely gone.

3points

Bill 5 years ago

I got a lion guarding my tp

1point

Jason Glidden 5 years ago

+1 for Skyrim reference

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

the Guardian

0points

Malakai 5 years ago

I don't have coin, but I have skooma!

0points

#115

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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31points

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#116

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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30points

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Eloise Withers-Kilburn 5 years ago

“Asking”? Oh no, he tried a hostile takeover of the company only wanting a vaccine for Americans.

5points

#117

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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29points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

yup

5points

#118

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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28points

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Dennis Stanley 5 years ago

I'm gonna call a buddy of mine who knows about stuff like this...

8points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

He actually did this - no need to photoshop it. LOL

0points

Rob Chapman 5 years ago

Pretty much

0points

#119

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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27points

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KateKat 5 years ago

When Cameron was in Egypt land

1point

Hotdogking 5 years ago

Let my Cameron go🤣

1point

*Clears throat* 5 years ago

Lol, bruh why is this true

0points

Autumn Walton 5 years ago (edited)

DO NOT compare those people with Belle! >:(

-2points

#120

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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27points

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Holly Molly 5 years ago

More valuable than Rolex

3points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Pardon?

0points

JOHANNA MUELLER 5 years ago

100 ml actually

-1point

Aarav Dasgupta 5 years ago

1.005L actually

0points

#121

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

How I feel every time someone coughs

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

your dead.

-2points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

lol

0points

#122

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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26points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Yep. Over 20,000 now. :(

1point

#123

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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26points

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M O'Connell 5 years ago

I wonder if Dome Depot still has toilet paper.

2points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I know the day our Wal-Mart ran out dollar tree right next door had full shelves of it.

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

they never have. they were always ready.

1point

Nora 5 years ago

Holy s**t

0points

#124

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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25points

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Shelby P 5 years ago

should be US too

6points

Nadine 5 years ago

We're still laughing. Or we'd go crazy...

2points

Magpie 5 years ago

Australia's politicians. Australian doctors: writing a petition to get the government to close the place down NOW.

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

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Lucas 5 years ago

No. Such. Thing.

1point

#125

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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25points

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Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

Really like the art.

3points

#126

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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24points

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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago

I am super worried for my Nanna. She has had some serious health issues 5 times in 8 months. First was because she aspirated vomit and ended up in ICU, she had a severe respiratory illness and was put in isolation at the hospital, she had a mini stroke, she ended up in hospital overseas on holiday which started off as a chest infection and then pneumonia which also effected her heart and just today she ended up in hospital because she had shivers, vomited and dry mouth. She has some sort of infection, don’t know what yet.

22points

Petra Schaap 5 years ago

i hope she is ok

11points

misteriosa 5 years ago

All the best to your nana foxxy, may she have a full recovery soon.

4points

ladyconstellation 5 years ago

i hope she is okay.

2points

Spring Fisk 5 years ago

I am so sorry, praying

2points

boredkoala 5 years ago

:( I'm sorry, that sounds scary.

2points

Magpie 5 years ago

Totally appropriate to be worried. *sympathy* wish i could help. keep yourself as clean as possible, and this is hard, stay away. phone her a lot.

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take_me_to_hell 5 years ago

ok yeah that is sad but NOBODY CARES like go make your own blog or something

-2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Corona isn't killing people because of their age. Corona is killing people in weak health and with existing respiratory diseases. So anyone can die. But hey, every idiot thinking they have nothing to fear from Corona will probably win the Darwin Award.

2points

Lucas 5 years ago

Exactly! I wish people would stop thinking it is only old people who have conditions or illnesses that compromise them. There are children, young people and middle aged people with auto-immune diseases, cancer - oh the list goes on and on.

1point

IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago

Exactly. I'm terrified for my grandparents

1point

Celeste Grant 5 years ago

I'm in the seriously at risk group and I'm not a boomer! People need to understand that there are many younger people who are at risk.

0points

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

lol

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#127

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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24points

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#128

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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24points

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#129

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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23points

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#130

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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23points

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LIZZZZZZZZZZZ 5 years ago

Risistonks

3points

KateKat 5 years ago

Is the spelling mistake on purpose??

1point

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

yeah

0points

Magpie 5 years ago

I laughed way tooo much at this!!

0points

Marilyn Holt 5 years ago

sp

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#131

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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23points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

lol

4points

RadicalPebble 5 years ago

Wait.. Is this from "Holes"?

1point

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

The one thing that Corona does good for you

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#132

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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22points

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#133

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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21points

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Arnav Gaddam 5 years ago

True, we're supposed to have a math test tomorrow.

5points

Clockwork 5 years ago

The canceled the STARR test here in Texas.

2points

thomas the tank engine 5 years ago

we were supposed to do standardized testing this past week

0points

#134

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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20points

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Bill 5 years ago

You can look like your favorite Mortal Combat character

1point

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

20 days is enough to get rid of the virus. No problem here.

0points

#135

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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20points

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Johnny Farnen 5 years ago

Pangolin, not bat.

3points

Lucas 5 years ago

Bat AND pangolin genetic material have been found. Dr Chris Smith, consultant virologist at Cambridge University has stated. If I remember correctly there is discussion around one being the source and one being the carrier and various permutations along those lines.

4points

#136

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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20points

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KateKat 5 years ago

I'm Vegetarian so it is easier for me. Cutting out cheese though...

3points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I prefer to think of it as the kindness of the animal eaters leaving some for the rest of us :) Or an excellent opportunity for whoever remains to learn to love Tofurkey and Field Roast.

3points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I definitely love both.

1point

Anna Kalita 5 years ago

I like vegan meals that don't pretend to be meat. Roast chickpeas with sauce? Great! Soy "pork chops"? Taste like disappointment.

1point

NMN 5 years ago

I like turkey, I like tofu, but I don't know if I'm prepared to try tofurkey ugh

0points

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

Maybe some people will try alternatives now and realize that vegan food is not toxic to meat-eaters. I think many people would actually like some of the products, they just won't try any because they're skeptical...

2points

PyroKitty 5 years ago

I don't think they have an issue with the food, just the fact that it tastes different from what they're used to (not necessarily a bad thing) and, at least in my limited experience, costs a LOT more than other food.

-1point

Monday 5 years ago

To be fair most of those are terrible choices for a "survival" situation. They go off much too fast.

-2points

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

You can freeze them.

3points

#137

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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19points

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#138

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

thank god

2points

#139

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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18points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

into the unknown....

2points

JOHANNA MUELLER 5 years ago

Into the un-KNOoOOoownnnnnn.....

1point

KateKat 5 years ago

The movie was REALLY GOOD though!!

1point

SilverFoX 5 years ago

And ignore your whispers which I wish would go away.... Ohoh

0points

KateKat 5 years ago

Your not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ears

1point

#140

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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17points

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weatherwitch 5 years ago

Oh that's really sad 😞

2points

Cho Chang 5 years ago

you think she's getting all warm and fuzzy but itś really just the coronavirus

1point

Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

yeah.. oof

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#141

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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17points

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#142

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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17points

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Mollyyy 5 years ago

Whoah there Facebook!! THATS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!

2points

mia kinlo 5 years ago

Probs her kid

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#143

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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16points

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John L 5 years ago

And yet manage to still kill everyone in the room.

18points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Yea, RPG is not a close-quarters weapon.

0points

Ivy D 5 years ago

Not me with my immunocompromised a*s

1point

#144

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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16points

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#145

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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15points

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#146

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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12points

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steven mayes 5 years ago

The joke is that this is the British governments plan in a nutshell.

5points

Magpie 5 years ago

Australian overgarment's plan too i fear.

1point

Pervinca 5 years ago

Ahahahah yeah, we'll do it soon..

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#147

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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11points

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Blood Queen🖤❤️🩸 5 years ago

oh yeah

1point

#148

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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11points

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#149

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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11points

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#150

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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9points

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Bláthnaid O’Loughlin 5 years ago

Is... is he walking a spider crab?

7points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

He finna not be I’ll be dead if he do tho

0points

SnowWolf 5 years ago

Wait what?

0points

#151

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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8points

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Hotdogking 5 years ago

replace the statue with essential workers

1point

#152

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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7points

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Sue Prewitt 5 years ago

How to kidnap moms

3points

Holly Molly 5 years ago

MILFs

0points

Vicky 5 years ago

If i were a kid i would need a better bribe

0points

#153

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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6points

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#154

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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Monday 5 years ago

Yes, I'd like 8 of those Italian masks please.

8points

Tor Rolf Strøm 5 years ago

can I move there?

1point

Charlese Bonca 5 years ago

Why does that pizza actually look freaking delicious right now

1point

#155

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes

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6points

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Kaspar Kristiansen 5 years ago

Pleaae, someone enlighten me?

6points

Stille20 5 years ago

it's that meme where a guy makes a suggestion and is then tossed from the window

6points

Aly Cat 5 years ago

Empty cause of COVID-19

4points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

A reference to this meme AA1-5e6fdc...34e4a1.jpg

2points

Lin Baum 5 years ago

?

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