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2019 Pooping Dog Calendar Is Here, And It’s The Crappiest Calendar We’ve Ever Seen
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2019 Pooping Dog Calendar Is Here, And It’s The Crappiest Calendar We’ve Ever Seen

Sometimes things just need no further explanation, they do exactly what it says on the tin. The 2019 ‘Pooping Pooches’ calendar is a great example of this, it is simply a calendar which features various breeds of dog laying some cable in a picturesque setting.

Anyone can enter their own defecating dog into the photo competition for a coveted place in the yearly calendar, and $1 from every calendar sold is donated to the Maui Humane Society, so it’s a gag gift with a good cause!

This year’s edition features a French Bulldog, Jack Russell Terrier, Weimaraner, Beagle, Labrador, Treeing Walker Coonhound and more, so if you want to get your secret santa gifts in early you can grab a copy for yourself here, hot off the press! Scroll down below to check out what in store poop-wise next year, and let us know what you think in the comments!

More info: Website | Facebook | Etsy

(h/t: design you trust)

The 2019 Pooping Pooches calendar is here and it doesn’t disappoint!

January

February

March

May

June

August

September

October

November

December

Here’s what pooping beauties have been on the covers before:

The calendars really make great gifts!

Image credits: artood2q

Image credits: meltheinnovativewatermel

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Phoenix
Community Member
3 years ago

Alrighty... I'll say it, *I* will buy multiples of this calendar! Before anyone starts by calling me some sick weirdo... a bit of background info: I'm a dog walker. And, I have a small network of dog walkers I work with when I need help. They're getting these for X-mess! Because *I* think it's GD hilarious—in the context of our jobs and what we have to do all day (hint: we pick up poop)— and will GLADLY spend a bit of money on something that helps the Maui Humane Society. And, yes, I DO support my local humane society with my time... so please don't tell me to just give them cash instead. Bah humbug... or Merry X-mess. I LOVE this calendar! :-D

Night Owl
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

I'd love to see their reactions :D Maybe the people (dog owners) who regularly hire dog walkers should be given some too, maybe anonymously if they don't understand humor

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

WTF is this shit

Martti Laurson
Community Member
3 years ago

It's dog shit, duh!

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Mojones
Community Member
3 years ago

You all wanna know how I became such an hit? I showed nothing but dogs piles of shit. If from Lassie or Hachiko or Scooby Doo, all you could find here was nothing but poo. You may sing it or write it and even try rap ... all I deliver is nothing but crap.

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Phoenix
Community Member
3 years ago

Alrighty... I'll say it, *I* will buy multiples of this calendar! Before anyone starts by calling me some sick weirdo... a bit of background info: I'm a dog walker. And, I have a small network of dog walkers I work with when I need help. They're getting these for X-mess! Because *I* think it's GD hilarious—in the context of our jobs and what we have to do all day (hint: we pick up poop)— and will GLADLY spend a bit of money on something that helps the Maui Humane Society. And, yes, I DO support my local humane society with my time... so please don't tell me to just give them cash instead. Bah humbug... or Merry X-mess. I LOVE this calendar! :-D

Night Owl
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

I'd love to see their reactions :D Maybe the people (dog owners) who regularly hire dog walkers should be given some too, maybe anonymously if they don't understand humor

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

WTF is this shit

Martti Laurson
Community Member
3 years ago

It's dog shit, duh!

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Mojones
Community Member
3 years ago

You all wanna know how I became such an hit? I showed nothing but dogs piles of shit. If from Lassie or Hachiko or Scooby Doo, all you could find here was nothing but poo. You may sing it or write it and even try rap ... all I deliver is nothing but crap.

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