40 Satirical Packages Of Common Grocery Items By Doctor Photograph

"Optional high school diploma" hahaha

Gayonnaise!

Upvoted for actually making me throw up in my mouth a little

OMG YAS! Shut up and take my money!

Speaking as a boomer, can I ask we differentiate between the pragmatic Clint Eastwood types and the men from Deliverance?

Now I would buy that

OF COURSE I'LL BUY IT!!! Thats looks way better than anything i cook

Nothing has the flavor of freshly made tortilla chips.

I remember the green Heinz ketchup. It somehow did not sustain.

I'm missing the joke here.

Now I'm thinking of Butter & Garlic flavored Pop-Tarts! :-)

Eww. Even the fish on the picture is sad about it

The censorships spoils the joke.

with a non refundable deposit!

Does it shoot out like a spring-loaded snake? :-)

Well, at least it's *roofing* shingles and not the other kind.

Aren't we all...

I would buy this.

You fool! I love garlic! Muahahahaha!

Love the steam. :-)

Mmm!

I hope they taste as good as they smell.

Ouch ouch ouch! "warming lubricant"-more like burning lubricant

I wouldn't mind trying a spicy Pop-Tart.

Love that show.

oh my good ness

Would you like a Samanthawich with that?

Now that's got potential!

Hmm... saucy sauce...

Dangerous to combine these with the Windex flavor.

Just dump on the floor and let babies have at it, They'll love it.

WANT. Don't care. WANT.

I want this!!!

Wait what

low carb recipe!

that guy... DOCTOR PHOTOGRAPH i see his face everywhere i go.... plus my baby bro is gonna eat a sandwich

Lol

does the bottle start screaming hoarsley when you open it?

just stop like-

Lmao cream of nicotine is the most entertaining thing I've heard so far today

That was his last resort

The fish looks nervous.

nap time

🎶 Totinos Totinos Hot Pizza Rolls... 🎶

actually would’ve been a smart business idea for corona (the beer brand)

hope it comes with toenail garnish!

This could be good, and is probably already for sale in Japan

How much for this!

Sounds nice.

Ptooie ptimes ptwo!

okay ingredients, okay pizza

What kids think a diet is :

if it’s smells like weed, looks like weed, and tastes like weed, i can’t believe it’s not marijuana!

want some unnsee juice ? It cost a penny for this pic me just saw

soo the cat eats it?

TAKE MY MONEY

may i have?

lol 0 pastries

you've heard of sloppy joe but have you ever heard of

You are not the father

PIZZA

In the words of the immortal Scottie, "It's green!" (With a Scots accent, please)

my mom might like dis

No the people ate that.

catholics be like 🤩🤩

avocado juice nope