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40 Times People Used The Funniest Names To Save Contacts In Their Phones
Turns out, assigning certain names to your phone contacts is, in a way, a world of its own. There are unwritten rules that one should follow: for instance, it's completely unacceptable to have your spouse listed only as their name after years of being together. On the other hand, it's pretty funny if someone does have their significant other named that way. Even after years and years of marriage.
This whole thing has recently been proved by this short tweet in which a user @wrefinnej shared how she just found out that her husband has her number listed on his phone as "Jennifer Wortman." The post quickly went viral and it currently has over 300k likes. In addition, it inspired other people to share the most hilarious, quirky, and interesting ways someone has them or they have someone named on their contact list. With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through the best ones we managed to find!
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
My hubby has me as babe on his phone and I have him as A sweety. I have the A in front so it is the first contact in my contacts list.
Deceased Nemo 5 years ago
Maybe he just...never changed it because after all your still his Babe
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OpalTheRainwing 5 years ago
Imagine if ur drunk and u get a call from “ Ukrainian Private Investigator” I would be like “oh S**t What have I don’t now!!!” 😂😂😂
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Nerdy_Tomboy 5 years ago (edited)
I just recently changed my mom to something other than her full name XD. I don’t even know why I had her full name, especially when my dad was “Papa”. She was scandalized when she saw it.
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Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
The automatic "Maybe" addition isn't more than 5--10y old though.
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Kawaii Hippotato 5 years ago
Imagine if "That annoying friend" sees their contact name in ur phone
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Ryan Deschanel 5 years ago (edited)
Siri : "Calling Dama heart, shrinking purple hear, kiss stain, queen's guard, eyes, pork head, pork, diamond ring, party confetti, straight white couple, white man and woman kissing, straight white family with two sons, diamond ring, diamond ring, taco, hot dog, eggplant, peach, confetti, whish seem to fall from a coconut for some reason, pennyiwise baloon, Pull".
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Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago
Clearly he tried cracking a joke once...but it didn't go as well as expected...🙃🙌
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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
My contacts are all inside jokes. God help me if they ever have to call someone on my phone.
Doggo Froggo 5 years ago
These were inspiring - as soon as I get my phone back, I shall be creating some hilarious contact names.
Sista of the moon 5 years ago
What did you do to have your phone taken away
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Arieke 5 years ago
Please all just put ICE (in case of emergency) in front of your next of kin, whatever the nickname. Easier for emergency services to know who to call.......
Gwyn 5 years ago
Most phones now have an emergency contact label so it's easy for others to find and if it has that label others can call your contact without having to unlock your phone.
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54 5 years ago
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This is my contact name for my stepmom, who used to work in an aquarium
54 5 years ago
Not as crazy as other entries on this list, but still a lot of emojis
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No you didn't 5 years ago
My love's name was Vaughn, and I had him saved as "My Vaughn and only".
sturmwesen 5 years ago
I almost forgot because it's since nearly forever: My best friend is small and has the same name as me. To ne she is Stöpsel (like a bathroom or sink plug) because she is tiny but without her it's all bad/down the drain. I guess this counts as weird.
justanotherBoredpanda 5 years ago
I have my brother in my phone as "A constipated guy drinking prune juice" and I'm in his as "Scam Likely." Although nothing will beat my mom having my aunt in her phone as Hotfries McWetnugget.
BG 5 years ago
Everyone in my contact list is listed first and last name, because I often have to forward contacts to other people. This includes my wife, mother , father, grandparents... it also makes them easier to find when you don't have to scroll through 300+ contacts trying to remember the nickname that you gave that one guy.
Cassie 5 years ago
My husband is in my phone as ICE hubby and then his name. This way, first responders know he's the one to call In Case of Emergency (ICE), that he's my husband, and his name. Not as cute, but I have a medical condition and I play it safe. The custies are in our ringtones. My ringtone for him is a song he sang to me while we were dating (We've been married 25 years) and his ringtone for me is Gollum going on about his "Precious". XD
Katherine Boag 5 years ago
I dont understand the hate for having people in ur phone as their names tho.
Maria Rodriguez 5 years ago
My ex husband was saved as SAVAGE BEAST, the new guy I'm seeing is saved as Mi Paz (my peace)
Awsomemom52 4 years ago
My son's girlfriend sent me his new phone number. He is now saved as "❤️Honey", in my cell phone 😁😂
Totally legit 4 years ago
Anyone else who has the name and new, newer, newest, definately the latest etc after the name? Hard to keep track of 🤣
Jonathan English 5 years ago
A mate of mine has a contact named 'Willie Dodger' in his phone, turns out to be a lesbian friend......
Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
I saved my girlfriends phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'. Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger. It’s all good. /snark
Nora Sands 5 years ago
I listed my mom as the scary lady ever since I got a phone so it's been like that for about 7 years uwu
Brandi Dickerson 5 years ago
A guy I was seeing casually for awhile in my phone as "Voldemort", and each time he gets a new number it's added under the same name and blocked. My kid's father is in my phone as "Baby Daddy Drama". Ex GF is in my phone as the Nuclear waste emojis. The guy I'm currently seeing is in my phone as "Casper the Friendly Ghost", he has me in his phone as "Wendy."
Alexis draskinis 5 years ago
Im more of a ringtone person. My mom was the Star Wars Imperial March for about 10yrs and i retired it when she passed away. My kid sister is Pink Floyd's Money cause shes always looking for money. My older sister is the Allman Bros Blue Sky cause it was a fave band of our parents. My bestie is a Dave Matthews song cause thats 1 of our favorite bands. And hubs is Queen's You're My Best Friend cause hes my best friend...
Alexis draskinis 5 years ago
I do have my own contact listed as Princess Penelope so my Australian man on Siri can call me that when i beckon him! Lol!
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Petra Schaap 5 years ago
Im friends with someone who plays guitar in a band and when he gave me his number I put it in my phone under "Guitar God" Apparently i wrote down the wrong number cos I tried to reach him and it didnt work, so when we finally met he wanted to check the nr and i gave him my phone and he noticed he was listed as Guitar God and I was so embarrased... i think he thought it was funny :-D
Thenatural 5 years ago
I have to put in how I know people..eg..Jason D plasterer ,Red lion ....
Savannah Mcquillan 5 years ago
Haha I can beat all of these. My mom is mothership with alien emojis. Dad is fixer of things with a mango. Best friend is Senorita with teeth and a human heart. And my best guy friend is 🦆salamander-duck🦎. Don't ask
Soozie Poozie 5 years ago
My ex boyfriend who unexpectedly broke my heart right before Christmas is listed in my phone as Doofus.
sturmwesen 5 years ago
Mighty Tobaki... he is the mighty one who drank disgusting tomato-banana-cherry (kirsch) juice in a pub once = Partner of 12 years.
Jessica Nametz 5 years ago
My husband has me as "Lady Glitter Sparkles" (I love glitter/anything that sparkles, so it fits...) It used to be "Spicy" but he still calls me that as a nickname. That or "Spice"
LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
All my funny phone names are weird inside jokes. I have a friend in my phone as "Robert Pashinski," which does doesn't sound funny at first, but once you hear the backstory, it makes sense- My friend and I were talking about movies and she forget Robert Pattinson's name, and she managed to f**k it up so bad that it came out as "robert pashinski." The rest is history. Its hilarious to me, but everyone else thinks its weird lmao
OffKeySinger 5 years ago
I have a dear friend that is listed as, "Craig, Hider of Bodies". He vowed he'd support me in any way possible, no matter what.
rorofunkytoe 5 years ago
I am bad for this some of my name's Horrible, taxi dude, blue car, black car, Jo nice hair to name a few
Hope in Jesus with Olivia 5 years ago
My husband is BB Bear in my phone. In his, he put me as Baby Bear. We think alot alike lol.
Erin E 5 years ago
I put my coworker/company contacts under “H.” So they’re all together. It amazes me people think that’s weird.
Maria Rodriguez 5 years ago
My former drug dealer used to put an H in front of his junkies names he said it stood for happy. He did not sell heroin.
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Laura Allan 5 years ago
For my husband is always been cute names like "hubby hot stuff" or "my beautiful husband" but as soon as he got glasses he became "Clark Cu*t"
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
My contacts are all inside jokes. God help me if they ever have to call someone on my phone.
Doggo Froggo 5 years ago
These were inspiring - as soon as I get my phone back, I shall be creating some hilarious contact names.
Sista of the moon 5 years ago
What did you do to have your phone taken away
Load More Replies... Arieke 5 years ago
Please all just put ICE (in case of emergency) in front of your next of kin, whatever the nickname. Easier for emergency services to know who to call.......
Gwyn 5 years ago
Most phones now have an emergency contact label so it's easy for others to find and if it has that label others can call your contact without having to unlock your phone.
Load More Replies... 54 5 years ago
4yftcl.jpg This is my contact name for my stepmom, who used to work in an aquarium
54 5 years ago
Not as crazy as other entries on this list, but still a lot of emojis
Load More Replies... No you didn't 5 years ago
My love's name was Vaughn, and I had him saved as "My Vaughn and only".
sturmwesen 5 years ago
I almost forgot because it's since nearly forever: My best friend is small and has the same name as me. To ne she is Stöpsel (like a bathroom or sink plug) because she is tiny but without her it's all bad/down the drain. I guess this counts as weird.
justanotherBoredpanda 5 years ago
I have my brother in my phone as "A constipated guy drinking prune juice" and I'm in his as "Scam Likely." Although nothing will beat my mom having my aunt in her phone as Hotfries McWetnugget.
BG 5 years ago
Everyone in my contact list is listed first and last name, because I often have to forward contacts to other people. This includes my wife, mother , father, grandparents... it also makes them easier to find when you don't have to scroll through 300+ contacts trying to remember the nickname that you gave that one guy.
Cassie 5 years ago
My husband is in my phone as ICE hubby and then his name. This way, first responders know he's the one to call In Case of Emergency (ICE), that he's my husband, and his name. Not as cute, but I have a medical condition and I play it safe. The custies are in our ringtones. My ringtone for him is a song he sang to me while we were dating (We've been married 25 years) and his ringtone for me is Gollum going on about his "Precious". XD
Katherine Boag 5 years ago
I dont understand the hate for having people in ur phone as their names tho.
Maria Rodriguez 5 years ago
My ex husband was saved as SAVAGE BEAST, the new guy I'm seeing is saved as Mi Paz (my peace)
Awsomemom52 4 years ago
My son's girlfriend sent me his new phone number. He is now saved as "❤️Honey", in my cell phone 😁😂
Totally legit 4 years ago
Anyone else who has the name and new, newer, newest, definately the latest etc after the name? Hard to keep track of 🤣
Jonathan English 5 years ago
A mate of mine has a contact named 'Willie Dodger' in his phone, turns out to be a lesbian friend......
Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
I saved my girlfriends phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'. Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger. It’s all good. /snark
Nora Sands 5 years ago
I listed my mom as the scary lady ever since I got a phone so it's been like that for about 7 years uwu
Brandi Dickerson 5 years ago
A guy I was seeing casually for awhile in my phone as "Voldemort", and each time he gets a new number it's added under the same name and blocked. My kid's father is in my phone as "Baby Daddy Drama". Ex GF is in my phone as the Nuclear waste emojis. The guy I'm currently seeing is in my phone as "Casper the Friendly Ghost", he has me in his phone as "Wendy."
Alexis draskinis 5 years ago
Im more of a ringtone person. My mom was the Star Wars Imperial March for about 10yrs and i retired it when she passed away. My kid sister is Pink Floyd's Money cause shes always looking for money. My older sister is the Allman Bros Blue Sky cause it was a fave band of our parents. My bestie is a Dave Matthews song cause thats 1 of our favorite bands. And hubs is Queen's You're My Best Friend cause hes my best friend...
Alexis draskinis 5 years ago
I do have my own contact listed as Princess Penelope so my Australian man on Siri can call me that when i beckon him! Lol!
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 5 years ago
Im friends with someone who plays guitar in a band and when he gave me his number I put it in my phone under "Guitar God" Apparently i wrote down the wrong number cos I tried to reach him and it didnt work, so when we finally met he wanted to check the nr and i gave him my phone and he noticed he was listed as Guitar God and I was so embarrased... i think he thought it was funny :-D
Thenatural 5 years ago
I have to put in how I know people..eg..Jason D plasterer ,Red lion ....
Savannah Mcquillan 5 years ago
Haha I can beat all of these. My mom is mothership with alien emojis. Dad is fixer of things with a mango. Best friend is Senorita with teeth and a human heart. And my best guy friend is 🦆salamander-duck🦎. Don't ask
Soozie Poozie 5 years ago
My ex boyfriend who unexpectedly broke my heart right before Christmas is listed in my phone as Doofus.
sturmwesen 5 years ago
Mighty Tobaki... he is the mighty one who drank disgusting tomato-banana-cherry (kirsch) juice in a pub once = Partner of 12 years.
Jessica Nametz 5 years ago
My husband has me as "Lady Glitter Sparkles" (I love glitter/anything that sparkles, so it fits...) It used to be "Spicy" but he still calls me that as a nickname. That or "Spice"
LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
All my funny phone names are weird inside jokes. I have a friend in my phone as "Robert Pashinski," which does doesn't sound funny at first, but once you hear the backstory, it makes sense- My friend and I were talking about movies and she forget Robert Pattinson's name, and she managed to f**k it up so bad that it came out as "robert pashinski." The rest is history. Its hilarious to me, but everyone else thinks its weird lmao
OffKeySinger 5 years ago
I have a dear friend that is listed as, "Craig, Hider of Bodies". He vowed he'd support me in any way possible, no matter what.
rorofunkytoe 5 years ago
I am bad for this some of my name's Horrible, taxi dude, blue car, black car, Jo nice hair to name a few
Hope in Jesus with Olivia 5 years ago
My husband is BB Bear in my phone. In his, he put me as Baby Bear. We think alot alike lol.
Erin E 5 years ago
I put my coworker/company contacts under “H.” So they’re all together. It amazes me people think that’s weird.
Maria Rodriguez 5 years ago
My former drug dealer used to put an H in front of his junkies names he said it stood for happy. He did not sell heroin.
Load More Replies... Laura Allan 5 years ago
For my husband is always been cute names like "hubby hot stuff" or "my beautiful husband" but as soon as he got glasses he became "Clark Cu*t"
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