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Guy Beats The Scammer At Their Own Game
Guy Beats The Scammer At Their Own Game
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With Graham Bells’ invention of the telephone in 1876, a new era of frauds began. And since swindlers have always been known for their smarts, phone scams soon began. Over time, these cheats grew to be the multi-million online scams that are active somewhere in Nigeria to this day.

It is not so easy to get scammed online as e-mails usually announce themselves as such, thanks to technology, but what happens when you get a text from an anonymous number? Well, when Imgur user Anthony Schillings received one such phone scammer text there was only one clear answer – play along.

Sent from an unknown number, Schillings received some interesting scamming ‘information’ from an “employee” at the “Exxon Mobile Corporation.” While some might have disregarded the message in fear of being scammed, it was this fraudster’s lucky day. Scroll down below to see how this man found a hilarious way to scamming a scammer and beating him at his own game.

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    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Author, BoredPanda staff

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    I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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    Luna Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. I love the drawings lol. That's the best

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud. Love a stick figure done right.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a youtube video in which a scammer contacted a little old lady trying to get her to unlock her computer so he could take it over and strip it of personal info. Only the little old lady (actually a young man) turned out to be an expert hacker that actually gained access to the scammers computer and downloaded all the files before sending a worm to destroy their files and their servers. The last thing you hear on the video is the scammer getting slapped around by his boss.

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has gotten several calls about something wrong with her computer. She follows all those their instructions only to tell them several minutes in that she doesn't own a computer. She's 86 yrs, doesn't own a computer and loves to p**s these a******s off!

    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a big white house, you can't miss it. LOL!!!

    Leonidas K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you f**k a stranger in the as*?"

    Rebeca Lozada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "lucky ducky" "I'll send the fedex man to beat u" This guy is great! He needs a standing ovation!

    Mainza Munsanje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂 my dad was rolling in the floor laughing after I showed him this. Those drawing were comedy gold 👌😂😂😂

    Paul Gilsdorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the original post which i created. Please give me credit for my work. Thanks! https://www.facebook.com/paul.gilsdorf.5/posts/2384473974896548

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love the phone calls from the "IRS" or the "MS Windows Techs," back when they weren't robocalls, and I had time on my hands. My favorite was a guy (very heavy Eastern Indian accent) who called me while I was stuck in traffic, I usually don't answer unknown calls, but there was an accident and I wasn't going anywhere for a bit. (This is a shorter version of the event but you will get the gist.) Scammer: "we got your message that you are having issues with your windows." To which I replied "really? My windows seem to be fine. In fact I just had them replaced!" Scammer: NO. Your computer windows. Me: But my computer doesn't sit near a window. S: The windows on your computer! Me: What about the window, and I said, my computer doesn't sit anywhere near a window! S: No. No. No! The windows program! Me: My windows have programs? S: NO! The computer program for your PC! Me: Oh, I have a Mac. Little **** hung up on me. How rude. ;)

    Mickey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for an Exxon Mobil company so the whole office just got a HUGE kick out of this.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had some fun wasting the time of a so called Microsoft employee a while back. She wanted me to install some kind of malware of course. Let her talk me trough every step, acting like a confused computer newb all the time until I asked her if she could no get on my PC to see if I installed it correctly and she said yes. That was the moment I revealed to het that I was nowhere near a computer at the time, that I was enjoying my time in the park, thanks, told her she was a criminal moron and told her to stick her scam up any uncomfortable orifice of her choice and hung up.

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love f*****g with online scammers who send you checks to cash, then you're supposed to wire them money. I like them to send me checks with fake names. I have ones made out to Tess Tickles, Robyn Banks, Jed I. Knight, Ima Moreon, and many more! I love wasting their time, and I have something funny to show friends.

    LeilaOdinis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a scam up in Canada where the Revenue agency calls to say you have warrants for your arrest. According to them, I have three outstanding warrants for not calling and sending the CRA money. I am waiting for the RCMP to come arrest me for being delinquent on my taxes. It's a scam from India. I've told them, you know where I live, come get me.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should read some of the stuff that ends up in my Junk box - sounds like fun

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he texted him at 6AM! What a dedicated scammer xD

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in tears!!! The stick figures are hysterical. Is this FedEx guy for hire? I've got a few people he could deliver a "package" to!!!

    My dog is my co pilot.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot tell you the amount of times I have been called by a scammer just lately. And it's all the same thing. They tell me I have something wrong with my computer and it I let them get into my computer via remote viewing they fix it. In the end I just told them I worked for the police

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had the same person from Nigeria trying to scam me (to my work email) and after few days, trying to apply to the university (in Europe) to which I work for. Jeez.. do these scammers have brains at all?

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told that my SSN was going to be turned off if I didn't call and get whatever it was fixed and pay a fee...sadly it was all in voicemail so I didn't get to talk to them. Also I LOLd at the Fed Ex guy beating the other dude the illustration made it better!!!

    Diann Gunzburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father got a letter in the mail telling him his social security number is being deactivated(my father is so gullible) luckily he had my mom call social security (then proceed to drive him to the office) for them to tell him it's a scam(after my mother and I both laughed out butts off about it

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    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it end like that? it dismayed me because I need to know if Larry Brown paid him the $400

    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have so much spare time to play with scammers

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the time but not the patience or creativity.

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    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to send the Fed Ex guy to beat you." OMG, SO funny! GOD bless that guy.

    Ashley Kirk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying laughing- oh Larry Brown!!

    JID RN
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful! I love the part where he tells Larry it’s on paper.

    Lisa Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting one about my extended warranty. I bought my car new in 2005. My friend is the warranty clerk for the dealership I bought it from. If there was a warranty, I would know.

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've strung some people along but I usually start to get mad at how dumb their stories are. And that they are dirtbags.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confess being italian took me google for the address, which I barely recognized at first.

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say that like you're supposed to recognize it :P

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    CP1986
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that had me laughing, especially by the time good ol' Anthony turned it round on poor Larry

    Mar and sol
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get scammed. I block their number but they keep changing their number. I’m getting tired. Next time I’m going to use my impression of trump and say if they don’t stop scamming me I’m going to deport them.

    Helen Le
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a scammer texting me on FB about going to a website, logging in with my FB or email account and vote something for him. Apparently, if you end up entering anything, you can kiss ur accounts goodbye. So as a programmer with a good heart, I downloaded and fixed a few codes up to make a little program that sends him millions of made up email accounts and passwords every time I run it. I did have lots of fun running the program every time I have some spare times. Last time I heard, the website he used to phish those info is now gone.

    Nancy Massi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud reading this. Well done, sir.

    Danny Heath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar Instagram message from Zucks of Facebook https://www.boredpanda.com/scammers-delight/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Newsletter

    lauren walker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i cuss on here ? cuz that was FukcinG funny... lol

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuss as much as you f*****g want. They sometimes show censored posts but I think that’s because the content was already published elsewhere. I’ve never seen the comments censored.

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found that once you start messing with the telephone scammers they leave you alone. That's unfortunate I thought I might be making a new friend.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not always the case. My kids and I messed with the software scammers so badly, I swear they kept our number on file for training purposes - they called us at least once a month for a while.

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    Brittany Simpson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats sad is there was more to the story than what he posted, so he decided to make a little money off of it and created a GoFundMe account and was offering people a private message of the rest of the conversation if they donated to his account. He's just as bad as a scammers trying to get money off of people

    Brittany Simpson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats sad is there was more to this convo so this dude made a GoFundMe and was promising if people donated to him he would send you the rest of the convo in a private message, so he's just as bad trying to make money off of people

    Liana Sofiani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My names is liana sofiani I’m a citizen of United Kingdom, My younger sister was diagnosed of breast cancer one year's ago, and her name is Liana Emily I and my family have took her to all kind of hospital in UK still yet no good result. I decided to go to the internet and search for cancer cure so that was how I find a lady called Peter Lizzy she was testifies to the world about the goodness of a herbal man who has the root and herbs to cure all kind of disease and the herbalist website & whatsapp phone number was attached  (https://droziegbeherbalhome.wordpress.com/) So I decided to contact the herbalist for my younger sister help, to cure her breast cancer. I contacted him and told him my problem he said to me, I should not worry that my sister cancer will be cured, he told me that there is a medicine he is going to give me and cook for her for 14 days. I thought it was a mere fact but I decided to play along too. I got the herbs from him through FedEx and I follow his instructions.

    Rhon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve had scam phone calls, you know the ones where there’s a problem with your computer. Problem is we’re staying with my 93 yr old father who doesn’t have a computer. In one week we got 8 of these calls!! Each one had no idea that there is no computer here. Phone numbers are sold to many different places so when you prove it’s a scam the next scammer doesn’t know this. One guy even gave me the staff number of a real guy in Sydney who works around the corner from where my husband works. They are using real names and I’d numbers.

    Tamara Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me laughing for the longest time. I have had scammers contacting me for years. If i am bored i have the greatest time with them

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i love the stick diagrams lol

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can even hear the very characteristic voice of James Veitch as I read through this. Check him out on youtube!

    Amazon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious, especially the ending!!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I moved recently I've been getting robocalls on an average of once daily: "Hello dear National Grid customer!" The caller has no accent, but the syntax just sounds so wrong, I don't know how they signed off on it. Interestingly enough, they're offering me a special 'discount,' not the usual threat.

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good way to have fun with scammer

    Angie Cates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone from Pakistan would call me. DAMMIT! I just want to have a little fun to.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the 1st, LOL I’ve gotten out of Panda in a month, thanks.

    GB1997
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to read the story about Arwen the dog. That will also crack you up

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    7 years ago

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    Luna Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. I love the drawings lol. That's the best

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud. Love a stick figure done right.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a youtube video in which a scammer contacted a little old lady trying to get her to unlock her computer so he could take it over and strip it of personal info. Only the little old lady (actually a young man) turned out to be an expert hacker that actually gained access to the scammers computer and downloaded all the files before sending a worm to destroy their files and their servers. The last thing you hear on the video is the scammer getting slapped around by his boss.

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has gotten several calls about something wrong with her computer. She follows all those their instructions only to tell them several minutes in that she doesn't own a computer. She's 86 yrs, doesn't own a computer and loves to p**s these a******s off!

    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a big white house, you can't miss it. LOL!!!

    Leonidas K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you f**k a stranger in the as*?"

    Rebeca Lozada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "lucky ducky" "I'll send the fedex man to beat u" This guy is great! He needs a standing ovation!

    Mainza Munsanje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂 my dad was rolling in the floor laughing after I showed him this. Those drawing were comedy gold 👌😂😂😂

    Paul Gilsdorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the original post which i created. Please give me credit for my work. Thanks! https://www.facebook.com/paul.gilsdorf.5/posts/2384473974896548

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love the phone calls from the "IRS" or the "MS Windows Techs," back when they weren't robocalls, and I had time on my hands. My favorite was a guy (very heavy Eastern Indian accent) who called me while I was stuck in traffic, I usually don't answer unknown calls, but there was an accident and I wasn't going anywhere for a bit. (This is a shorter version of the event but you will get the gist.) Scammer: "we got your message that you are having issues with your windows." To which I replied "really? My windows seem to be fine. In fact I just had them replaced!" Scammer: NO. Your computer windows. Me: But my computer doesn't sit near a window. S: The windows on your computer! Me: What about the window, and I said, my computer doesn't sit anywhere near a window! S: No. No. No! The windows program! Me: My windows have programs? S: NO! The computer program for your PC! Me: Oh, I have a Mac. Little **** hung up on me. How rude. ;)

    Mickey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for an Exxon Mobil company so the whole office just got a HUGE kick out of this.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had some fun wasting the time of a so called Microsoft employee a while back. She wanted me to install some kind of malware of course. Let her talk me trough every step, acting like a confused computer newb all the time until I asked her if she could no get on my PC to see if I installed it correctly and she said yes. That was the moment I revealed to het that I was nowhere near a computer at the time, that I was enjoying my time in the park, thanks, told her she was a criminal moron and told her to stick her scam up any uncomfortable orifice of her choice and hung up.

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love f*****g with online scammers who send you checks to cash, then you're supposed to wire them money. I like them to send me checks with fake names. I have ones made out to Tess Tickles, Robyn Banks, Jed I. Knight, Ima Moreon, and many more! I love wasting their time, and I have something funny to show friends.

    LeilaOdinis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a scam up in Canada where the Revenue agency calls to say you have warrants for your arrest. According to them, I have three outstanding warrants for not calling and sending the CRA money. I am waiting for the RCMP to come arrest me for being delinquent on my taxes. It's a scam from India. I've told them, you know where I live, come get me.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should read some of the stuff that ends up in my Junk box - sounds like fun

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he texted him at 6AM! What a dedicated scammer xD

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in tears!!! The stick figures are hysterical. Is this FedEx guy for hire? I've got a few people he could deliver a "package" to!!!

    My dog is my co pilot.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot tell you the amount of times I have been called by a scammer just lately. And it's all the same thing. They tell me I have something wrong with my computer and it I let them get into my computer via remote viewing they fix it. In the end I just told them I worked for the police

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had the same person from Nigeria trying to scam me (to my work email) and after few days, trying to apply to the university (in Europe) to which I work for. Jeez.. do these scammers have brains at all?

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told that my SSN was going to be turned off if I didn't call and get whatever it was fixed and pay a fee...sadly it was all in voicemail so I didn't get to talk to them. Also I LOLd at the Fed Ex guy beating the other dude the illustration made it better!!!

    Diann Gunzburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father got a letter in the mail telling him his social security number is being deactivated(my father is so gullible) luckily he had my mom call social security (then proceed to drive him to the office) for them to tell him it's a scam(after my mother and I both laughed out butts off about it

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    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it end like that? it dismayed me because I need to know if Larry Brown paid him the $400

    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have so much spare time to play with scammers

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the time but not the patience or creativity.

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    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to send the Fed Ex guy to beat you." OMG, SO funny! GOD bless that guy.

    Ashley Kirk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying laughing- oh Larry Brown!!

    JID RN
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful! I love the part where he tells Larry it’s on paper.

    Lisa Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting one about my extended warranty. I bought my car new in 2005. My friend is the warranty clerk for the dealership I bought it from. If there was a warranty, I would know.

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've strung some people along but I usually start to get mad at how dumb their stories are. And that they are dirtbags.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confess being italian took me google for the address, which I barely recognized at first.

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say that like you're supposed to recognize it :P

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    CP1986
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that had me laughing, especially by the time good ol' Anthony turned it round on poor Larry

    Mar and sol
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get scammed. I block their number but they keep changing their number. I’m getting tired. Next time I’m going to use my impression of trump and say if they don’t stop scamming me I’m going to deport them.

    Helen Le
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a scammer texting me on FB about going to a website, logging in with my FB or email account and vote something for him. Apparently, if you end up entering anything, you can kiss ur accounts goodbye. So as a programmer with a good heart, I downloaded and fixed a few codes up to make a little program that sends him millions of made up email accounts and passwords every time I run it. I did have lots of fun running the program every time I have some spare times. Last time I heard, the website he used to phish those info is now gone.

    Nancy Massi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud reading this. Well done, sir.

    Danny Heath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar Instagram message from Zucks of Facebook https://www.boredpanda.com/scammers-delight/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Newsletter

    lauren walker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i cuss on here ? cuz that was FukcinG funny... lol

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuss as much as you f*****g want. They sometimes show censored posts but I think that’s because the content was already published elsewhere. I’ve never seen the comments censored.

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found that once you start messing with the telephone scammers they leave you alone. That's unfortunate I thought I might be making a new friend.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not always the case. My kids and I messed with the software scammers so badly, I swear they kept our number on file for training purposes - they called us at least once a month for a while.

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    Brittany Simpson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats sad is there was more to the story than what he posted, so he decided to make a little money off of it and created a GoFundMe account and was offering people a private message of the rest of the conversation if they donated to his account. He's just as bad as a scammers trying to get money off of people

    Brittany Simpson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats sad is there was more to this convo so this dude made a GoFundMe and was promising if people donated to him he would send you the rest of the convo in a private message, so he's just as bad trying to make money off of people

    Liana Sofiani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My names is liana sofiani I’m a citizen of United Kingdom, My younger sister was diagnosed of breast cancer one year's ago, and her name is Liana Emily I and my family have took her to all kind of hospital in UK still yet no good result. I decided to go to the internet and search for cancer cure so that was how I find a lady called Peter Lizzy she was testifies to the world about the goodness of a herbal man who has the root and herbs to cure all kind of disease and the herbalist website & whatsapp phone number was attached  (https://droziegbeherbalhome.wordpress.com/) So I decided to contact the herbalist for my younger sister help, to cure her breast cancer. I contacted him and told him my problem he said to me, I should not worry that my sister cancer will be cured, he told me that there is a medicine he is going to give me and cook for her for 14 days. I thought it was a mere fact but I decided to play along too. I got the herbs from him through FedEx and I follow his instructions.

    Rhon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve had scam phone calls, you know the ones where there’s a problem with your computer. Problem is we’re staying with my 93 yr old father who doesn’t have a computer. In one week we got 8 of these calls!! Each one had no idea that there is no computer here. Phone numbers are sold to many different places so when you prove it’s a scam the next scammer doesn’t know this. One guy even gave me the staff number of a real guy in Sydney who works around the corner from where my husband works. They are using real names and I’d numbers.

    Tamara Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me laughing for the longest time. I have had scammers contacting me for years. If i am bored i have the greatest time with them

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i love the stick diagrams lol

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can even hear the very characteristic voice of James Veitch as I read through this. Check him out on youtube!

    Amazon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious, especially the ending!!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I moved recently I've been getting robocalls on an average of once daily: "Hello dear National Grid customer!" The caller has no accent, but the syntax just sounds so wrong, I don't know how they signed off on it. Interestingly enough, they're offering me a special 'discount,' not the usual threat.

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good way to have fun with scammer

    Angie Cates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone from Pakistan would call me. DAMMIT! I just want to have a little fun to.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the 1st, LOL I’ve gotten out of Panda in a month, thanks.

    GB1997
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to read the story about Arwen the dog. That will also crack you up

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