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Guy Screws Up By Telling A Woman On Their First Date That Her Pepper Spray Is Useless
Guy Screws Up By Telling A Woman On Their First Date That Her Pepper Spray Is Useless
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Guy Screws Up By Telling A Woman On Their First Date That Her Pepper Spray Is Useless

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Saying, or doing for that matter, something you will regret later is somewhat of a rite of passage when it comes to dating.

Sure, you can write it off as nervousness, but even if you are perfectly on the ball, something unexpected can be flung your way and hence throw you off your game.

This is perfect fodder for one particular community on Reddit, though it’s not exclusive, but incidentally, one such story actually popped up recently.

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    A fellow recently visited the r/TIFU, or Today I Effed Up, subreddit to share a story of how he effed up a first date by pointing out the pepper spray his date uses is actually very ineffective.

    In particular, Reddit user u/throwaway_iansdsdf, whom we’ll call Ian for short, was set up by his friend with a woman who, the friend claimed, had similar hobbies and similar dark humor.

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    Soon they met for some coffee and all was going quite well until it was time to pay for the check. As the lady was rifling through her purse looking for her wallet, she took out some things that were simply getting in the way of her search. One of things taken out was a bottle of pepper spray. OP later explained it was boar spray—“It stinks more than it burns.”

    Well, one Redditor shared their story, involving pepper spray, and telling a date of how useless it is

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    Image credits: u/throwaway_iansdsdf

    Anyway, the context here was that he used to be in the military, and one day he was being stupid with some of his mates there and attempted to test out some of the sprays they had. One of them was this particular spray, which as mentioned before was too weak to be considered effective.

    And that’s what he said—he told her it was effectively useless, but without mentioning why he knows that, let alone the very self-harming ‘why would you ever do that’ way he came to know this.

    The chemistry that was first very prevalent had now died, and the woman had to leave for a work emergency soon after, adding even more pain to the situation on OP’s part.

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    He also gave several updates, one of which explained that it’s all good and they are awaiting a second date

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    Image credits: u/throwaway_iansdsdf

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    And so he came to the TIFU subreddit to share his misery with others. But Reddit was relatively positive about it and did not roast OP as much as they all had a good laugh, with some pointing out that this is a good lesson to add context next time he speaks about something like pepper spray efficacy.

    The post soon went viral, gaining nearly 45,000 upvotes and over 40 Reddit awards in under a day. And, hey, good news, there was an update that she called him to apologize for rushing to work so abruptly, he apologized for his vibe-killing remark, and they agreed on a second date.

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    Commenters had a lot to say, with some joking, others giving out advice, and yet others sharing stories

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    Even better, she also found his TIFU post, and the two had a good laugh at the comments. Incidentally, you can check out the full post, as well as all of the comments right here.

    But before you go, tell us your thoughts, or share some of your dating screwup stories in the comment section below!

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    Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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    Robertas Lisickis

    Robertas Lisickis

    Author, Community member

    Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

    What do you think ?
    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite comment was, “Yeah, I’m as smooth as coarse sandpaper.”

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad this misunderstanding has a happy post-script ending. :)

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely has a sense of humour about himself. :)

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once arranged a first coffee meet at a safe, public park. I know the creepers are out there, I’m on the right side of this issue and can park my ego accordingly. Great chemistry, great conversation, and at the end she said “I’m almost embarrassed to admit I brought this,” and showed me her handgun.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not creepy at all, in Canada only criminals have bear spray and law enforcement have the powerful stuff. You have to get blasted in the face during training so you know what its like and you may have it taken from you and used on you during a fight. Say she encounters a mugger or rapist on the street; while shes fumbling in her bag for something to use against him, hes either A: taken her purse and has weapons to use on her. B: Assaulted her

    Bruce Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as you say, only criminals can carry it, (its illegal in Canada) so noone in Canada needs to evaluate which one is best.

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    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehehe, really hope these guys dating will work out :)

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does no one want to know what the bad spray was?

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but what's the pepper spray brand? Wtf?

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the comment "seasoned veteran" lol.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cynical me is wondering if she "unloaded her purse" to show him that she had pepper spray on her and not to try anything stupid. Then he casually mentions how useless it is, and she freaks out.

    R F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those looking for pepper spay advice. By 3. Test one on yourself, should you need to use it you will know what to expect and how to keep going. Check expiration dates and replace. Unpaid plug: KIMBER SURE SHOT- 3 for $89. Pair your pepper spray with a neck knife and most importantly AWARENESS. Every time you grab your spray/knife…you are making a choice that you have value. Reminding yourself that the world can be unsafe, and that you will not go quietly should someone choose you as their victim.

    Justine Queequag
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    All fine and dandy until your weapons are uaed against you

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite comment was, “Yeah, I’m as smooth as coarse sandpaper.”

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad this misunderstanding has a happy post-script ending. :)

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely has a sense of humour about himself. :)

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once arranged a first coffee meet at a safe, public park. I know the creepers are out there, I’m on the right side of this issue and can park my ego accordingly. Great chemistry, great conversation, and at the end she said “I’m almost embarrassed to admit I brought this,” and showed me her handgun.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not creepy at all, in Canada only criminals have bear spray and law enforcement have the powerful stuff. You have to get blasted in the face during training so you know what its like and you may have it taken from you and used on you during a fight. Say she encounters a mugger or rapist on the street; while shes fumbling in her bag for something to use against him, hes either A: taken her purse and has weapons to use on her. B: Assaulted her

    Bruce Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as you say, only criminals can carry it, (its illegal in Canada) so noone in Canada needs to evaluate which one is best.

    Load More Replies...
    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehehe, really hope these guys dating will work out :)

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does no one want to know what the bad spray was?

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but what's the pepper spray brand? Wtf?

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the comment "seasoned veteran" lol.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cynical me is wondering if she "unloaded her purse" to show him that she had pepper spray on her and not to try anything stupid. Then he casually mentions how useless it is, and she freaks out.

    R F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those looking for pepper spay advice. By 3. Test one on yourself, should you need to use it you will know what to expect and how to keep going. Check expiration dates and replace. Unpaid plug: KIMBER SURE SHOT- 3 for $89. Pair your pepper spray with a neck knife and most importantly AWARENESS. Every time you grab your spray/knife…you are making a choice that you have value. Reminding yourself that the world can be unsafe, and that you will not go quietly should someone choose you as their victim.

    Justine Queequag
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    All fine and dandy until your weapons are uaed against you

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